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Vivian:
Man, this baby must corner like it's on rails!

Edward:
Beg your pardon?

Vivian:
Well, doesn't it blow your mind? This is only four cylinders!

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Edward:
Tell me, what kind of… what kind of money you girls make these days? Ballpark.

Vivian:
Can't take less than a hundred dollars.

Edward:
Hundred dollars a night?

Vivian:
For an hour.

Edward:
An hour? You make a hundred dollars an hour and you got a safety pin holding your boot up? You gotta be joking.

Vivian:
I never joke about money.

Edward:
Neither do I.

[He turns to her.]

Edward:
Hundred dollars an hour. Pretty stiff.

[She reaches over into his lap.]

Vivian:
Well, no… but it's got potential.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Vivian:
What is your name?

Edward:
Edward.

Vivian:
Edward? That's my favorite name in the whole world!

Edward:
[mock seriously] No!

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[A well-dressed couple observe Edward and the scantily-clad Vivian as an elevator arrives.]

Vivian:
Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!

[The man moves to enter, but his wife stops him. A chagrined Edward turns to the couple.]

Edward:
First time in an elevator.

Woman:
Ah.

[Edward enters. The woman turns to her husband.]

Woman:
Close your mouth, dear.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Vivian:
Wow! Great view! I bet you can see all the way to the ocean from out here.

Edward:
I'll take your word for it. I don't go out there.

Vivian:
Why don't you go out there?

Edward:
I'm afraid of heights.

Vivian:
You are? So how come you rented the penthouse?

Edward:
It's the best. I looked all around for penthouses on the first floor, but I can't find one.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Vivian:
Well, now that you got me here, what are you going to do with me?

Edward:
You wanna know something? I don't have a clue.

Vivian:
You know, you could pay me. That's one way to, maybe, break the ice.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Vivian hops up onto Edward's desk in a sultry pose.]

Edward:
You're on my fax.

Vivian:
Well, that's one I haven't been on before.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Vivian pulls a fistful of condoms from her purse.]

Vivian:
Pick one. I got red, I got green, I got yellow… I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left… the condom of champions, the one and only… nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?

Edward:
A buffet of safety.

Vivian:
I'm a safety girl.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Vivian:
So Edward, are you in town on, uh, business or pleasure?

Edward:
Business, I think.

Vivian:
Business, you think. Well… let me guess. That would make you… a lawyer.

Edward:
A lawyer?

Vivian:
Umm-hmm.

Edward:
What makes you think I'm a lawyer?

Vivian:
You've got that, um… sharp, useless look about you.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Vivian:
Listen, I… I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin', but let me give you a tip — I'm a sure thing, okay? So… I'm on an hourly rate. Could we just move it along?

Edward:
Somehow, I'm sensing that this time problem is a major issue with you. Why don't we just get through that right now.

Vivian:
Great! Let's get started.

Edward:
How much for the entire night?

Vivian:
Stay here? [small laugh] You couldn't afford it.

Edward:
Try me.

Vivian:
300 dollars.

Edward:
Done. Thank you. Now we can relax.

[A flummoxed Vivian gets up.]

Vivian:
Are you sure you want me to stay for the entire night? I mean, I could just pop ya good and be on my way.

Edward:
To tell you the truth, I don't feel like being alone tonight.

Vivian:
Why, is it your birthday, or something?

Edward:
No.

Vivian:
I mean, I have been the party at a couple of birthdays.

Edward:
Hmpf. I bet you have.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Edward:
Oh, by the way, Phil — about your car…

Philip Stuckey:
Oh God. What?

Edward:
It corners like it's on rails.

Philip Stuckey:
What?! What does that mean? Edward… Edward…

[Grinning, Edward hangs up.]

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vivian:
[after Edward catches her singing along to "Kiss" by Prince in the tub] Don't you just love Prince?

Edward:
More than life itself.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Fumbling with his tie, Edward tells Vivian about his business.]

Vivian:
You don't actually have a billion dollars, huh?

Edward:
No. I get some of it from banks, investors… it's not an easy thing to do.

Vivian:
And you don't make anything…

Edward:
No.

Vivian:
… and you don't build anything.

Edward:
No.

Vivian:
So whadda ya do with the companies once you buy 'em?

Edward:
I sell them.

[Viv reaches for his tie.]

Vivian:
Here, let me do that. You sell them.

Edward:
Well, I… don't sell the whole company, I break it up into pieces, and then I sell that off, it's worth more than the whole.

Vivian:
So, it's sort of like, um… stealing cars and selling 'em for parts, right?

Edward:
[sighs exasperatedly] Yeah, sort of. But legal.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Edward:
I will pay you to be at my beck and call.

Vivian:
Look, I'd love to be your beck-and-call girl, but…

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Edward:
Any questions?

Vivian:
Can I call you Eddie?

Edward:
Not if you expect me to answer.

Vivian:
I would have stayed for two thousand.

Edward:
I would have paid four. I'll see ya tonight.

Vivian:
Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.

Edward:
Three thousand, for six days, and Vivian, I will let you go.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Thompson:
Now, Mr. Lewis, however, is a very special customer, and we like to think of our special customers as friends. Now, as a customer, we would expect Mr. Lewis to sign in any additional guests, but as a friend, we're willing to overlook it. Now, I'm assuming that you're a… [long pause] … relative?

Vivian:
[meekly] Yes.

Thompson:
I thought so. Then you must be his…

[Thompson gives Vivian an expectant nod. Another long pause.]

Vivian:
Niece?

Thompson:
Of course. Naturally, when Mr. Lewis leaves, I won't see you in this hotel again. I assume you have no other uncles here?

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Bridget:
Now, I'm sure we're gonna find something here that your uncle would love.

Vivian:
Bridg? He's not really my uncle.

Bridget:
They never are, dear.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Vivian:
Hello!

Edward:
Never, ever pick up the phone.

Vivian:
Then why're you calling me?

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Vivian:
All right. I'll meet you in the lobby, but only 'cause you're payin' me to.

Edward:
Well, thank you very much.

[He hangs up the phone and turns to the receptionist.]

Edward:
Get her back for me, please.

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Martin:
On my first day of law school, my professor says two things. "First, from this day forward, when your mother tells you she loves you - get a second opinion."

Jack Connerman:
[chuckles] And?

Martin:
"If you want justice, go to a whorehouse. If you wanna get fucked, go to court."

Primal Fear  Movie Quote

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Martin:
Come on... all you have to do is turn around.

Janet:
I thought you liked it better like this. That way you don't have to look at the person.

Martin:
You're mean. Look at me. Come on. Let's go find a bar you can still smoke in.

Janet:
Thanks for the invite, but I don't like one-night stands all that much.

Martin:
We saw each other for months.

Janet:
It was a one-night stand, Marty. It just lasted six months.

Primal Fear  Movie Quote

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John Shaughnessy:
Listen to me Marty, it's a mistake to stick your thumbs in the eyes of the most powerful people in the city.

Martin:
I'm not aiming for their eyes.

John Shaughnessy:
Don't fuck with me, Marty.

Primal Fear  Movie Quote

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Aaron:
Mr. Vail, will you t-tell Miss Venable I'm sorry? Tell her I hope her neck is OK.

[Martin walks away and comes back realizing what Aaron said]

Martin:
What did you just say?

Aaron:
What?

Martin:
You told me you don't remember. You black out. So how do you know about her neck?

Aaron:
[pauses and stammers, then starts clapping] Well... good for you, Marty. I was gonna let it go. You were looking so happy just now, I was thinking "hmmmm'? To tell you the truth, I'm glad you figured it. 'Cause I have been dyin' to tell you! I just didn't know who you'd wanna hear it from. Aaron or Roy or Roy or Aaron. Well I'll let you on a lil' secret, a client-attorney kind of secret. It don't matter who you hear it from, it's the same story! [stammering] I j-j-just had to kill Linda, Mr. Vail, that cunt just got what she deserved. But... [speaking normally] cuttin' up that son of a bitch Rushman? That was just a fuckin' work of art! [Laughs]

Martin:
[stunned] You're good. You are really good.

Aaron:
Yeah, I did get caught though, didn't I?

Marty:
So there never...there never was a Roy?

Aaron:
Jesus Christ, Marty. If that's what you think, I'm disappointed in you. There never was an Aaron, counselor. [winks] Come on, I thought you had it figured there at the end. The way you put me on the stand like that, that was brilliant. The whole "act-like-a-man" thing. I knew what you wanted. It was like we were dancing, Marty!

Martin:
[walking away] Guard!

Aaron:
Don't be like that, Marty. We did it, man! We fucking did it! We're a great team, you and me. You think I could've done this without you? [Martin continues walking out] You're feeling angry because you started to care about old Aaron, but... love hurts, Marty! What can I say? I'm just kidding, bud! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings! What else was I supposed to do?! You'll thank me down the road, 'cause this'll toughen you up, Martin Vail! You hear me? That's a promise!

Primal Fear  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hotep and Huy have just presented Tzipporah.]

Rameses:
Let us inspect this "desert flower"... [Tzipporah tries to bite his hand] Ehhg! More like a desert cobra!

Moses:
Not much of a snake-charmer, are you?

Rameses:
That's why I give her to you.

Moses:
[tries to back away from Tzipporah] No, no, no. That's generous, but.

Tzipporah:
[to Moses] I won't be given to anyone, especially an arrogant, pampered palace brat!

Rameses:
Are you gonna let her talk to you like that?

[Tzipporah groans trying to the ropes off her wrists while Moses gets Rameses off of him]

Moses:
[points at Tzipporah] You will show the proper respect for a prince of Egypt.

Tzipporah:
But I am showing you all the respect you deserve. [pulls rope away from Hotep and Huy] None!

The Prince of Egypt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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