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[Vivian pulls a fistful of condoms from her purse.]

Vivian:
Pick one. I got red, I got green, I got yellow… I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left… the condom of champions, the one and only… nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?

Edward:
A buffet of safety.

Vivian:
I'm a safety girl.

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Vivian:
So Edward, are you in town on, uh, business or pleasure?

Edward:
Business, I think.

Vivian:
Business, you think. Well… let me guess. That would make you… a lawyer.

Edward:
A lawyer?

Vivian:
Umm-hmm.

Edward:
What makes you think I'm a lawyer?

Vivian:
You've got that, um… sharp, useless look about you.

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Vivian:
Listen, I… I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin', but let me give you a tip — I'm a sure thing, okay? So… I'm on an hourly rate. Could we just move it along?

Edward:
Somehow, I'm sensing that this time problem is a major issue with you. Why don't we just get through that right now.

Vivian:
Great! Let's get started.

Edward:
How much for the entire night?

Vivian:
Stay here? [small laugh] You couldn't afford it.

Edward:
Try me.

Vivian:
300 dollars.

Edward:
Done. Thank you. Now we can relax.

[A flummoxed Vivian gets up.]

Vivian:
Are you sure you want me to stay for the entire night? I mean, I could just pop ya good and be on my way.

Edward:
To tell you the truth, I don't feel like being alone tonight.

Vivian:
Why, is it your birthday, or something?

Edward:
No.

Vivian:
I mean, I have been the party at a couple of birthdays.

Edward:
Hmpf. I bet you have.

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Edward:
Oh, by the way, Phil — about your car…

Philip Stuckey:
Oh God. What?

Edward:
It corners like it's on rails.

Philip Stuckey:
What?! What does that mean? Edward… Edward…

[Grinning, Edward hangs up.]

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Vivian:
[after Edward catches her singing along to "Kiss" by Prince in the tub] Don't you just love Prince?

Edward:
More than life itself.

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[Fumbling with his tie, Edward tells Vivian about his business.]

Vivian:
You don't actually have a billion dollars, huh?

Edward:
No. I get some of it from banks, investors… it's not an easy thing to do.

Vivian:
And you don't make anything…

Edward:
No.

Vivian:
… and you don't build anything.

Edward:
No.

Vivian:
So whadda ya do with the companies once you buy 'em?

Edward:
I sell them.

[Viv reaches for his tie.]

Vivian:
Here, let me do that. You sell them.

Edward:
Well, I… don't sell the whole company, I break it up into pieces, and then I sell that off, it's worth more than the whole.

Vivian:
So, it's sort of like, um… stealing cars and selling 'em for parts, right?

Edward:
[sighs exasperatedly] Yeah, sort of. But legal.

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Edward:
I will pay you to be at my beck and call.

Vivian:
Look, I'd love to be your beck-and-call girl, but…

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Edward:
Any questions?

Vivian:
Can I call you Eddie?

Edward:
Not if you expect me to answer.

Vivian:
I would have stayed for two thousand.

Edward:
I would have paid four. I'll see ya tonight.

Vivian:
Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.

Edward:
Three thousand, for six days, and Vivian, I will let you go.

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Thompson:
Now, Mr. Lewis, however, is a very special customer, and we like to think of our special customers as friends. Now, as a customer, we would expect Mr. Lewis to sign in any additional guests, but as a friend, we're willing to overlook it. Now, I'm assuming that you're a… [long pause] … relative?

Vivian:
[meekly] Yes.

Thompson:
I thought so. Then you must be his…

[Thompson gives Vivian an expectant nod. Another long pause.]

Vivian:
Niece?

Thompson:
Of course. Naturally, when Mr. Lewis leaves, I won't see you in this hotel again. I assume you have no other uncles here?

Pretty Woman  Movie Quote

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Bridget:
Now, I'm sure we're gonna find something here that your uncle would love.

Vivian:
Bridg? He's not really my uncle.

Bridget:
They never are, dear.

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Vivian:
Hello!

Edward:
Never, ever pick up the phone.

Vivian:
Then why're you calling me?

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Vivian:
All right. I'll meet you in the lobby, but only 'cause you're payin' me to.

Edward:
Well, thank you very much.

[He hangs up the phone and turns to the receptionist.]

Edward:
Get her back for me, please.

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Martin:
On my first day of law school, my professor says two things. "First, from this day forward, when your mother tells you she loves you - get a second opinion."

Jack Connerman:
[chuckles] And?

Martin:
"If you want justice, go to a whorehouse. If you wanna get fucked, go to court."

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Martin:
Come on... all you have to do is turn around.

Janet:
I thought you liked it better like this. That way you don't have to look at the person.

Martin:
You're mean. Look at me. Come on. Let's go find a bar you can still smoke in.

Janet:
Thanks for the invite, but I don't like one-night stands all that much.

Martin:
We saw each other for months.

Janet:
It was a one-night stand, Marty. It just lasted six months.

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John Shaughnessy:
Listen to me Marty, it's a mistake to stick your thumbs in the eyes of the most powerful people in the city.

Martin:
I'm not aiming for their eyes.

John Shaughnessy:
Don't fuck with me, Marty.

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Aaron:
Mr. Vail, will you t-tell Miss Venable I'm sorry? Tell her I hope her neck is OK.

[Martin walks away and comes back realizing what Aaron said]

Martin:
What did you just say?

Aaron:
What?

Martin:
You told me you don't remember. You black out. So how do you know about her neck?

Aaron:
[pauses and stammers, then starts clapping] Well... good for you, Marty. I was gonna let it go. You were looking so happy just now, I was thinking "hmmmm'? To tell you the truth, I'm glad you figured it. 'Cause I have been dyin' to tell you! I just didn't know who you'd wanna hear it from. Aaron or Roy or Roy or Aaron. Well I'll let you on a lil' secret, a client-attorney kind of secret. It don't matter who you hear it from, it's the same story! [stammering] I j-j-just had to kill Linda, Mr. Vail, that cunt just got what she deserved. But... [speaking normally] cuttin' up that son of a bitch Rushman? That was just a fuckin' work of art! [Laughs]

Martin:
[stunned] You're good. You are really good.

Aaron:
Yeah, I did get caught though, didn't I?

Marty:
So there never...there never was a Roy?

Aaron:
Jesus Christ, Marty. If that's what you think, I'm disappointed in you. There never was an Aaron, counselor. [winks] Come on, I thought you had it figured there at the end. The way you put me on the stand like that, that was brilliant. The whole "act-like-a-man" thing. I knew what you wanted. It was like we were dancing, Marty!

Martin:
[walking away] Guard!

Aaron:
Don't be like that, Marty. We did it, man! We fucking did it! We're a great team, you and me. You think I could've done this without you? [Martin continues walking out] You're feeling angry because you started to care about old Aaron, but... love hurts, Marty! What can I say? I'm just kidding, bud! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings! What else was I supposed to do?! You'll thank me down the road, 'cause this'll toughen you up, Martin Vail! You hear me? That's a promise!

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[Hotep and Huy have just presented Tzipporah.]

Rameses:
Let us inspect this "desert flower"... [Tzipporah tries to bite his hand] Ehhg! More like a desert cobra!

Moses:
Not much of a snake-charmer, are you?

Rameses:
That's why I give her to you.

Moses:
[tries to back away from Tzipporah] No, no, no. That's generous, but.

Tzipporah:
[to Moses] I won't be given to anyone, especially an arrogant, pampered palace brat!

Rameses:
Are you gonna let her talk to you like that?

[Tzipporah groans trying to the ropes off her wrists while Moses gets Rameses off of him]

Moses:
[points at Tzipporah] You will show the proper respect for a prince of Egypt.

Tzipporah:
But I am showing you all the respect you deserve. [pulls rope away from Hotep and Huy] None!

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Ephorah:
[Scream] What are you doing! Help!

Ajolidoforah:
Wait!

Jethrodiadah:
Let our sheep drink!

Ephorah:
Leave us alone!

Ajolidoforah:
Get away! [screams]

Jethrodiadah:
Stop it! Our Father's the High Priest of Midian, you’re going to be in big trouble!

[Moses thinks about Zipporah's sisters fighting the two brigands. He sees the camels and unties the ropes. The Two Bridgands stop fighting and throw Zipporah's sisters to the ground]

Moses:
[to Water Brigands] Hey you! Aren’t these your camels?

[The two brigands shocked]

Moses:
Hut Hut!

[Moses pats the camels' butts. The two brigands run and follow the camels]

Water Brigands:
No, no!, No!, no! Wait! Wait, stop!

[Tzipporah's sisters looking at the tired Moses. Suddenly Moses has fallen into Jethro's well. Tzipporah's sisters are trying to pull him out.]

Tzipporah:
What are you girls doing?

Jethrodiadah:
We're trying to get the funny man out of the well!

Tzipporah:
Trying to get the funny man out of the well. Well that's one I've never heard before. [looks down the well and see a figure] Oh! Oh, my! Don't worry down there! We'll get you out! Hold on! [sees that it is Moses] You! [lets go of the rope, nods, and saunters away]

Ephorah:
That's why Papa says she'll never get married.

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Jethrodiadah:
(to Moses) Psst! Sit with me!

Moses:
All right. [sits down with Tzipporah's sisters and picks up the fruit and eats it]

Ajolidoforah:
(to Moses) Psst! Not yet!

Moses:
Oh, sorry. [puts the the fruit back into the bowl]

Jethro:
My children! Let us give thanks for this bountiful food, and let us also give thanks for the presence of this brave young man whom we honor here tonight.

Moses:
Please, sir, I wish you wouldn't. I've done nothing in my life worth honoring.

[Tzipporah is surprised by these words. So is Jethro.]

Jethro:
First you rescue Tzipporah from Egypt (Jethro pinches Tzipporah's cheek playfully), then you defend my younger daughters from brigands (Jethro walks over and hugs Tzipporah's sisters). You think that is nothing? It seems you do not know what is worthy of honor.

[Jetho touches the tapestry begins to sing]"

Jethro:
A single thread in a tapestry, through its color brightly shine

Can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design

And the stone that sits on the very top of the Mountain's mighty face

Does it think it's more important than the stones that form the base?

So how can you see what your life is worth

Or where your value lies?

You can never see through the eyes of man

You must look at your life

Look at your life through Heavens' eyes

[The Women playing Instruments, Jethro holding hands with Jethrodiadah while dancing. She runs to Moses and grabs his hands]"

Jethrodiadah:
Dance with me!

Moses:
No, I don't know how.

The Prince of Egypt  Movie Quote

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[After Moses pleas with Rameses to free the Hebrews, Rameses instead doubles the workload of the slaves, blaming Moses.]

Old Herbrew Man:
(looks up and sees Moses) It's Moses. (throws a handful of mud at Moses, which sends him to the ground)

Tzipporah:
Moses!

[Aaron and several other Hebrews surround Moses, looking at him angry.]

Aaron:
So, Moses, how does it feel when you get struck to the ground?

Moses:
I didn't mean to cause you more pain. I'm just trying to do as God told me.

Aaron:
God? When did God start caring about any of us? In fact, Moses, when did you start caring about slaves? Was it when you found out that you were one of us?

Tzipporah:
Don't listen to him.

Moses:
No, he's right. I did not see because I did not wish to see.

Aaron:
[sarcastically and loudly] Oh, you didn't see because you didn't wish to see. Ah! Well, that makes everything fine then, doesn't it?

[Miriam walks over and glares at Aaron, unimpressed.]

Miriam:
Aaron! You shame yourself.

[Miriam walks up to Moses and Tzipporah]

Moses:
Miriam. I'm so sorry. I...

Miriam:
Moses, hear what I say. I have been a slave... all my life. And God has never answered my prayers until now. God saved you from the river, He saved you in all your wanderings, and even now, He saves you from the wrath of Pharaoh. God will not abandon you, so don't you abandon us.

The Prince of Egypt  Movie Quote

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Moses:
Rameses! Let my people go!

Rameses:
Still gnawing away at that bone, are we? [to his guards] Carry on.

Moses:
You cannot keep ignoring us!

Rameses:
Enough. I will hear no more of this Hebrew nonsense. [to his guards] Bring him to me.

[Guards pull out their knives and jump into the Nile to retrieve Moses; Tzipporah calls out to Moses but is held back by Miriam and Aaron; Moses looks up to the sky]

God:
Take the staff in your hand, Moses.

[Moses follows God's command; walks into the Nile, dips staff into water; water slowly turns blood red; guards look confused; one guard dips hand into blood water as well as Rameses's son]

Rameses's son:
Father—

Miriam:
It's—

Guard:
BLOOD! [guards run back into the boat, screaming]

The Prince of Egypt  Movie Quote

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Moses:
God has come to me again, saying, "Take a lamb, and with its blood... mark the lintel and posts of every door. For tonight...I shall pass through the land of Egypt...and smite all the firstborn. But when I see the blood upon your door...I will pass over you, and the plague shall not enter."

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[At the costume party, Charlotte is anxiously waiting for Naveen and warding off the advances of a young man named Travis]

Travis:
But Miss Charlotte, you said "later" 2 hours ago!

Charlotte:
[exasperated] Travis, when a woman says "later", she really means "not ever"! Now, run along. There are plenty of young fillies dyin' for you to waltz them into a stupor. [After a disappointed Travis walks away, Charlotte rushes over to Tiana's table and grabs as many napkins as she can] GIMME THEM NAPKINS, QUICK!

Tiana:
[confused] What on Earth for?

Charlotte:
[stuffs the napkins inside the sleeves and neckline of her dress] I swear I am sweatin' like a sinner in church!

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[Lawrence, disguised as Naveen, runs into his guest house to find the real Naveen gone]

Lawrence:
[gasp] Oh, dear. [Dr. Facilier silently appears behind him] Oh! You're so quiet.

Dr. Facilier:
You let him go?!

Lawrence:
The poor devil's gasping, so I'd loosened the lid, ever so slightly... [gets tripped by Facilier's shadow, who laughs maliciously] How did I ever get tangled up this voodoo madness? I can't get through with this! [removes the talisman, changing into his true form] You wear this-this ghastly thing! [throws the talisman to Facilier]

Dr. Facilier:
[catches the talisman] CAREFUL WITH THAT!!! ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS, I'M GONNA BE...! [pauses as Lawrence quivers with fear; sighs and calms down] Fun fact about voodoo, Larry... [puts on the talisman; nothing happens] ...can't conjure a thing for myself. Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's money! Buckets of it.

[Thunder rumbles]

Lawrence:
That's true.

Dr. Facilier:
Aren't you tired of living on the margins? While all those fat cats in their fancy cars don't give you so much as a sideways glance?

Lawrence:
Yes... I am.

Dr. Facilier:
All you gotta do is marry Big Daddy's little princess... [puts the talisman back on Lawrence] And we'll be splittin' that juicy Le Buoff fortune right down the middle... 60-40, like I said.

Lawrence:
Hmm... yeah. But uh... what about Naveen?

Dr. Facilier:
Your little SLIP-UP... will be a minor bump in the road. So long as we got the prince's blood in this.

Lawrence:
[chuckles] Yes...

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