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Jonathan:
Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met.

Brad:
That's what you said when you married that stripper.

Jonathan:
She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer... with trained doves.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brad:
[on the phone pretending to be Rex] Am I gonna see you tonight?

Jan:
I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date.

Brad:
Who with?

Jan:
A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes.

Brad:
Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date.

Jan:
No I'm not.

Brad:
And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to.

Jan:
I know you're not.

Brad:
I'll pick you up at 8.

Jan:
I'll be ready.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Saul:
Let's roll, man! I'm done with the woods! Let's go! C'mon, man, let's get the fuck outta here.

Dale:
[sarcastically] Okay... Uhh, let's go... No... It's not working... the battery's dead.

Saul:
Wait.... What do you mean, it's dead?

Dale:
[laughing] What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead.

Saul:
No, no. What do you mean, the battery's dead?

Dale:
How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

Saul:
[frustrated sigh] How did this happen?

Dale:
Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-

Saul:
Aw, man... Talk radio?

Dale:
Yes, talk radio.

Saul:
So boring, man. The car just committed suicide.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dale:
You're sure We can trust this guy?

Saul:
Yo, Red.

Red:
Who is it?

Saul:
It's Bruce.

Red:
Bruce? Who the fuck is this? Saul. What's up?

Saul:
Who do you think it is?

Red:
Who's this?

Dale:
I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you.

Red:
Dale who?

Dale:
It's best if you don't know my full name.

Saul:
Dale Denton. don't worry He's with me.

Red:
Dale Denton. Nice to meet you, bro. Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay

Saul:
You better.

Red:
Get in here.

Saul:
Coming in.

Red:
Y,all Wanna buy some drugs?

Saul:
Frisk me.

Red:
What's up? What's up? What's up?

Saul:
Get it.

Red:
Give it. give it. Look at that, huh? What's up, players?

Saul:
What's up?

Red:
I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling. What's up with the clothes?

Saul:
Oh We were camping.

Red:
Camping?

Saul:
Yeah.

Dale:
Is your, uh, is your lip okay, man?

Saul:
You been crying?

Red:
(clearly bruised and cut) Oh, my, my lip? Uh, it's a cold sore. Never had one before so uh, I started to cry. I think it's like, a lot worse than it looks, though. It's like a simple kind of....

Saul:
(interrupting Red) S-so... does that mean fuckin' herpes?

Red:
Yeah, y-yeah, yes it does.

Saul:
Wow! Fuckin' sick, man! You know how many joints we've shared?!

Red:
I know, I'm a disgusting person...

Saul:
Ugh, herpes is for LIFE, bro!

Red:
Ya, well I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical.. ointment on it. I've been taking vicoden. That doesn't really take the swelling down though.

Saul:
It's from that time. I told you, man. You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.

Red:
Out of her vagina. Remember what you did? What did you do? You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole.

Saul:
You fucking said you wouldn't tell. You sowed your own poison, man.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Red:
You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here bro! Okay?

Dale:
What's the significance of that?

Red:
It makes me aerodynamic when I fight! I can take danger!

Dale:
Okay, has anyone called asking about Saul or the Pineapple Express? That's all we need to know.

Red:
"uh-uh."

Saul:
"uh-huh"

Dale:
"uh-huh"

Red:
"uh-uh."

Dale:
Is it "uh-huh" or "uh-uh"?

Red:
It's "uh-uh."

Saul:
There it is, man. Cleared. Over. Everything's fine. I told you, bro. We had a Wacky night in the woods... ...but we both can put that behind us like adults. Now it's time to get super-duper high. Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv?

Red:
Bong Mitzvah." Hit it up dude.

Saul:
Yes.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the police cruiser, Dale is trying to tell Barber about what he witnessed]

Barber:
So you're telling me you saw Ted Jones and a police officer kill somebody.

Dale:
That's exactly what I've been telling you.

Barber:
And you saw it?

Dale:
Yes. Do you believe me?

Barber:
I don't know. Was it a woman or a man cop?

Dale:
It was a policewoman. It was a woman.

Barber:
Oh I think I know who that bitch was.

Dale:
Yes, I will identify that bitch.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Raymond Marble:
As you know, Divine has achieved a sort of fame lately, both locally and on the national level. You may have heard the term the "filthiest person alive"?

Cookie:
I have heard the term, yes. The papers call her that and she is known as that to a limited extent in your more crime-conscious sections of the city.

Connie Marble:
Well we feel this to be an untrue statement! We feel that Raymond and I far surpass her in every aspect of the term filth. As you know, we run a baby ring. It's really a very simple process, we keep two girls at all time who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. We sell the babies to lesbian couples, and then we invest the money in various businesses around town.

Raymond Marble:
We own a few pornography shops, plus we front money to a chain of heroin-pushers in the inner-city elementary schools.

Connie Marble:
We feel the attention that's been focused on Divine lately is most unfair. She is merely a common thief and murderer. Unfortunately for us our line of work limits our chances for publicity and travel, but this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. After all, we have not worked all these years in order to be outstaged by this fat hog that calls herself divine!

Pink Flamingos  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Crackers:
This is my grandma, Edie.

Cookie:
What's... what's the matter with her?

Crackers:
Ain't nothin' wrong her. She just loves eggs, s'all.

Pink Flamingos  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Egg Man:
And now, Edie, what will it be today? I have Grade A extra large, I have Grade A large, I have medium, I have small, I have brown and I have white. Just look at these, so fresh you could hardly believe it. They're just begging to be scrambled or fried or poached or hard boiled. Or ready to be thrown into a big, fat, juicy omelet! How about it, Edie? What will it be for the lady that the eggs like the most?

Edie:
I want them all! I'll have the brown ones, and those great big white ones, and I'll have those over there. And I want them for frying and for scrambling, and for hard-boiled for snacks. Oh, God!

Pink Flamingos  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Egg Man:
Miss Edie, as long as there are chicken layin' and truck drivin' and my feet walkin', you can be sure that l will bring you the finest of the fine, the largest of the large and the whitest of the white. ln other words, that thin-shelled ovum of the domestic fowl will never be safe as long as there are chicken layin' and l'm alive because l am your eggman and there ain't a better one in town!

Pink Flamingos  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hitchhiker:
Where'd you get this beautiful car?

Raymond Marble:
At a car dealer, where did you think?

Connie Marble:
Where ya going?

Hitchhiker:
Just downtown, anywhere near Howard street.

Connie Marble:
Oh, meeting someone?

Hitchhiker:
Yeah.

Connie Marble:
Who?!

Hitchhiker:
My boyfriend and a couple of other guys. Why?

Raymond Marble:
Going to do a gang bang or something?

Hitchhiker:
What? Hey, what's with you two?

Connie Marble:
We just wondered where you were planning to spread your VD today, that's all, hussy.

Pink Flamingos  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cotton:
Mmm, smells delicious Babs!

Babs Johnson:
Thank you Cotton, it should. I warmed it up when I was downtown today in my own little oven!

Pink Flamingos  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Crackers:
Ew, their bedroom, their fuck chamber itself!

Babs Johnson:
This is where they mate, Crackers, right here on this very bed, this is where they touch their uninspired little organs together, vainly trying to recharge their worn out battery of filthiness, thrashing and moaning in the still of the night!

Crackers:
What kinda shit turns them on, Mama? What do they do in here?

Babs Johnson:
Oh all sorts of disgusting positions I would imagine, Crackers. Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a cock between her brittle chapped lips and then scrapes her ugly decayed teeth up and down on it while asshole Raymond thinks he's getting the best head on the East Coast! Then they probably sit here and stare at each other's blue and red hair, while they goose each other and say dirty words!

Pink Flamingos  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Babs Johnson:
Give me more questions!

Reporter:
Divine, are you a lesbian?

Babs Johnson:
Yes, I have done everything!

Reporter:
Does blood turn you on?

Babs Johnson:
It does more than turn me on, Mr. Vader, it makes me come! And more than the sight of it, I love the taste of it, the taste of hot freshly killed blood!

Reporter:
Could you give us some of your political beliefs?

Babs Johnson:
Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics, filth is my life!

Pink Flamingos  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Pink is playing the piano, ignoring his wife]

Pink's Wife:
[muffled, slowly growing more distinct] Hello? Hello? Is there anybody in there?

[Pink finally looks up]

Pink's Wife:
Do you remember me? I'm the one from the registry [sic] office. (A register office in the UK is where couples can get married without any religious ceremony)

Pink Floyd The Wall  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simone Clouseau:
If I'm not being too nosy your highness, I read somewhere there was some dispute over the ownership of the Pink Panther.

Princess Dala:
It belongs to me. It was a gift from my late father. I shall never surrender it.

Sir Charles Lytton:
Why should you?

Princess Dala:
When the present government seized power, they claimed the diamond was the property of the people. There's even some talk of the international court deciding the issue.

Sir Charles Lytton:
I'll tell you what, why don't I steal the diamond, leave that old glove or whatever it is behind, and you and I can split the insurance.

Princess Dala:
All right.

George Lytton:
I feel like dancing. [to Princess Dala] Your Highness?

Princess Dala:
I'd love to.

The Pink Panther  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Inspector Clouseau:
Do you have a rheum?

Munich Hotel Clerk:
I do not know what a "rheum" is.

Inspector Clouseau:
[Checks his translation book] Zimmer.

Munich Hotel Clerk:
Ah, a room!

Inspector Clouseau:
That is what I have been saying, you idiot. A rheum. [gesturing to the hotel's dog] Does your dog bite?

Munich Hotel Clerk:
No.

[Clouseau bends down to pet the small dog; it immediately growls and bites him.]

Inspector Clouseau:
I thought you said your dog did not bite!

Munich Hotel Clerk:
That is not my dog.

The Pink Panther Strikes Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Inspector Clouseau:
A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardener, and a witness to a murder. Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye that there is much more going on here than meets the ear. [A bee buzzes around Clouseau. He swings at it with the hand that is stuck in a steel gauntlet, which is gripping a mace. The mace smashes the piano next to him.] Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stifsticker, I suggest you count your bees. You may find that one of them is missing.

Housekeeper:
You've ruined that piano!

Inspector Clouseau:
What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?

Housekeeper:
But that's a priceless Steinway!

Inspector Clouseau:
Not anymore. What is your name?

Housekeeper:
Mrs. Leverlilly.

Inspector Clouseau:
Mrs. Loveleaver, I would take a shrewd guess that you are the housekeeper. Am I right?

Housekeeper:
I have been with Professor Fassbender for thirty years.

Inspector Clouseau:
That would account for your exaggerated hysteria over a simple blemish to the furniture.

Housekeeper:
Blemish?!

Inspector Clouseau:
Whatever has happened to the piano can easily be righted. What has happened to Professor Fassbender and his daughter is another matter. And it is my job to bring the guilty party or parties to the justice. [Moves to stand with his back to the fireplace; the mace hangs close to the flames.] Now, then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbender and his daughter have been kidnap-ed. Two, that someone has kidnap-ed them. Three, that my hand is on fire.

The Pink Panther Strikes Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Inspector Clouseau:
One moment, and I will have you extracted.

Inspector Dreyfus:
I'm fine. I am perfect. Every day, and in every way... I'm getting better and better. Somewhere over the rainbow... (laughs maniacally)

Inspector Clouseau:
I'm afraid today is just not your day, my friend.

Inspector Dreyfus:
But it is my day! It is, my "friend". After three, long terrible years it is AT LAST my day! I will not permit, "repeat," not permit anything..."repeat" anything to spoil it. Now, I will walk you to the gate, and then I will kiss you goodbye! (kisses on Clouseau's cheeks) And you will drive off in your new car which should rightfully be mine, and then I will have my interview with the sanity commission, and they will set me free! And then... (suction arrow sticks to his forehead, with appropriate sound) I will kill you! (takes a strangler hold) Kill you!

Inspector Clouseau:
Francois! Start the car!

Inspector Dreyfus:
KILL YOU! KILL YOU!

The Pink Panther Strikes Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jiminy Cricket:
[looks at his reflection in a paintpot and turns to Pinocchio] Oh! I almost forgot about you. Well, Pinoke. You and I will need to have a little heart-to-heart talk.

Pinocchio:
Why?

Jiminy:
Well, you wanna be a real boy, don't you?

Pinocchio:
[nods his head] Uh-huh.

Jiminy:
All right. Sit down, son. [Pinocchio drops down on the bench] Now, you see, the world is full of temptations.

Pinocchio:
Temptations?

Jiminy:
Yep, temptations. They're the wrong things that seem right at the time, but, uh.... even though the right things may seem wrong, sometimes, or sometimes, the wrong things [chuckles] may be right at the wrong time, or vice-versa. [clears throat] Understand?

Pinocchio:
[starts to nod, then shakes his head] Uh-uh. [Jiminy handpalms] But I'm gonna do right.

Jiminy:
Attaboy, Pinoke! And I'm gonna help ya. Now if you need me at anytime, just whistle. Like this. [whistles]

Pinocchio:
Like this? [Blows, but no sound comes out]

Jiminy:
No, no, try it again, Pinoke.

Pinocchio:
Like this? [Blows again, but no sound comes out]

Jiminy:
No, son. Now listen. [whistles three times]

Pinocchio:
[blows air three more times and whistles on the third attempt]

Jiminy:
That's it! Come on now, let's sing it!

Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinocchio:
[singing] I got no strings to hold me do... [trips and falls down the stairs and gets his nose stuck in a hole; the audience laugh]

Jiminy:
Go ahead. Make a fool of yourself, then maybe you'll listen to your conscience!

Stromboli:
[squeals angrily and grabs Pinocchio, cursing in Italian, until he realizes the audience is laughing] Cute kid. [speaks in Italian]

Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Geppetto has prepared dinner for himself, Figaro, and Cleo, as he paces around the dining room waiting for Pinocchio to come home from school]

Geppetto:
What could have happened to him? Where could he be at this hour? [puts on his hat, coat, and scarf, and then takes a lantern] I'd better go out again, and look for him. [to Figaro and Cleo] And remember, nobody eats a bite, until I find him.

[Meanwhile, Stromboli is counting his money in his wagon while Pinocchio sits on a baguette bread]

Stromboli:
[singing] I got-a no strings but I got-a the brain! I buy a new suit and I swing-a that cane, I eat-a the best and I drink-a champagne! I got-a no strings on-a me! [chuckles heartily] Bravo, Pinocchio!

Pinocchio:
They like me!

Stromboli:
[slides a stack of coins across the table with his machete] Mmmmmm.... 200. You are sensational! [pokes an olive off his table]

Pinocchio:
You mean I'm good?

Stromboli:
[slides another stack] Ah, 300! You are-a COLOSSAL! [chops some bread very close to Pinocchio]

Pinocchio:
Does that mean I'm an actor?

Stromboli:
[bites an onion] Sure! I will push you in the public's eye! Your face, she will-a be on-a everybody's tongue!

Pinocchio:
[sheds tears due to Stromboli's onion breath] Will she?

Stromboli:
Yeah-- Huh? [notices a washer in his stacks of coins] What's-a this?! [he bites down on the washer and angrily curses in Italian until he realizes Pinocchio is listening; he calms down and gives the bent washer to him] For you, my little Pinocchio.

Pinocchio:
For me? Gee, thanks! I'll run right home and tell my father!

Stromboli:
Home? [spits out the wine he was drinking] [coughs] Home? [laughs] Oh, sure! Going-a home-a to your father! [laughs] Oh, that is very comical!

Pinocchio:
You mean it's funny?

Stromboli:
[laughs] Oh, sure! Yes. [Pinocchio joins him in laughing]

Pinocchio:
I'll be back in the morning!

Stromboli:
Be back in the morning...?! [speaks in Italian for a moment] Going home! [Stromboli realizes that Pinocchio is being serious and grabs him while angrily cursing; he realizes Pinocchio is still listening and joins him in laughing until he throws him in a birdcage] There! This will be your home-- [snaps the padlock shut] --where I can find you always!

Pinocchio:
[shakes the birdcage bars] No! No! No!

Stromboli:
Yes! Yes! Yes! To me, you are-a belonging. We will tour-a the world! Paris, London, Monte Carlo, Constantinop-ily!

Pinocchio:
No! No!

Stromboli:
[slams his hand on the table] YES! We start TONIGHT! Mmm... [mutters greedily in Italian as he pours all of his money into a sack] You will make lots of-a money.... [slams the sack into his cummerbund] FOR ME! [picks up an axe] And when you are growing too old, you will make good.... [throws the axe] FIREWOOD! [the axe lands on a broken puppet; Stromboli starts laughing maniacally]

Pinocchio:
[shakes the birdcage bars] Let me outta here! I gotta get out! You can't keep me--!

Stromboli:
QUIET!!! SHUT UP!! Before I KNOCK-A you silly! Goodnight.... [blows a kiss to Pinocchio] ....my little wooden gold mine! [laughs evilly, then walks out and slams the wagon door, blowing out the lantern and making the room completely dark]

Pinocchio:
No! No! Wait! [shakes the birdcage bars] Let me out! [shakes his fist in anger] I'll tell my father!

Stromboli:
[cracks his whip; to his horses] Giddyap! Get along there!

[the wagon starts moving]

Pinocchio:
Jiminy! Oh, Jiminy! [whistles] Oh, Jiminy, where are you? [whistles] Jiminy Cricket!

[there is a thunderclap, then Pinocchio starts sobbing]

Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jiminy:
[about Pinocchio] Well, there he goes. Sitting in the lap of luxury with the world at his feet. Oh, well. I can always say that I knew him when I met him. I'll just get out of his life quietly. But I would like to wish him luck, though. Sure. Why not? [enters Stromboli's wagon, and then looks for Pinocchio] Pinocchio? Pinocchio? It's me. Your old friend, Jiminy. Remember?

Pinocchio:
Jiminy! Gee, I'm glad to see you! [sheds a tear]

Jiminy:
Pinocchio! [runs to the birdcage] What's happened? [hops up onto the birdcage] What did he do to you?

Pinocchio:
[explains to Jiminy about Stromboli] Oh, he was mad! He said that he's gonna push my face into everybody's eyes!

Jiminy:
Oh, yeah?!

Pinocchio:
And.... And just because I'm a gold brick, he.... he's gonna chop me into firewood!

Jiminy:
Oh, is that so? [Pinocchio nods] Now, don't you worry, son. I'll have you out of here in no time at all. [climbs into the padlock through the keyhole] Why, this is...this is just as easy as rolling off a.... Whoa! [falls into the padlock] [Pinocchio listens, as Jiminy tries to open the padlock up] [comes out of the padlock, takes his coat and hat off, hangs them both on a screw of the padlock, and then to Pinocchio] Kinda rusty. [Pinocchio watches, as Jiminy continues trying to open the padlock up] Needs more oil! [Jiminy's shouting echoes throughout the insides of the padlock] [to the audience] That's what I said. [continues trying to open the padlock up with his umbrella]

[Pinocchio takes a closer look, as Jiminy pries at the padlock up with his umbrella, loosening the spring in the process; suddenly, the spring breaks off of the padlock, sending Jiminy flying out of the padlock] WHOOOAA!! [Pinocchio watches, as the spring continues flying from the padlock, and then lands straight right into one side of the birdcage]

Jiminy:
[as he hangs onto one side of the birdcage via the broken spring] [chuckles nervously] Must be one of the old models.

Pinocchio:
You mean that you can't open it?

Jiminy:
Yeah. Looks pretty hopeless. [Pinocchio gives him his coat and hat, and then watches him put his coat and hat back on him] It'll take a miracle to get us out of here.

Pinocchio:
Gee.

[Meanwhile, Geppetto searches for Pinocchio out in the streets of the village]

Geppetto:
Pinocchio! Pinocchio!

[Geppetto gets interrupted by Stromboli's wagon approaching]

Stromboli:
[to his horse] Giddyap! [speaks in Italian]

[Geppetto continues searching for Pinocchio through the streets of the village]

Geppetto:
Pinocch--

[thunderclap]

[Geppetto gets interrupted again, this time by a loud thunderclap; he doesn't realize that Pinocchio is inside Stromboli's wagon, and then continues searching for Pinocchio out in the streets of the village, as he goes the opposite direction of Stromboli's wagon]

Jiminy:
A fine conscience I turned out to be.

Pinocchio:
[tearfully] I should've listened to you, Jiminy.

Jiminy:
No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have walked out on you.

Pinocchio:
Guess I'll never see my father again.

Jiminy:
Oh, buck up, son. It couldn't be worse. [starts crying] Be cheerful....LIKE ME!!

Pinocchio:
[sobs as one of his tears lands onto Jiminy's hat until it splashes]

Jiminy:
Oh. Take it easy, son. [gets out a tissue from his shirt, and holds it onto Pinocchio's nose] Come on. Blow.

Pinocchio:
[blows his nose into the tissue]

Jiminy:
Attaboy. [blows his nose into the same tissue] Oh, well. It stopped raining, anyway. [outside Stromboli's wagon window, the clouds cleared up, and revealed the starry night sky, as the wishing star approaches Stromboli's wagon, and then enters Stromboli's wagon] Hey. It's that star again. The lady, the.... the.... Whoa! The fairy! [Pinocchio falls off of the birdcage's perch, as he hops onto another side of the birdcage]

Pinocchio:
[gets up] What'll she say?! What'll I tell her?!

Jiminy:
Um.... Uh.... You might tell her the truth! [hides inside the birdcage's birdfeeder, as Pinocchio hides his head right between his legs like an ostrich]

[the Blue Fairy appears, and then looks around Stromboli's wagon, as Pinocchio watches in amazement]

The Blue Fairy:
Why, Pinocchio.

Pinocchio:
Oh. Hello.

The Blue Fairy:
And Sir Jiminy.

Jiminy:
Well, uh, this is a pleasant surprise. Ha ha!

The Blue Fairy:
Pinocchio, why didn't you go to school?

Pinocchio:
School? Well, I.... [looks up at Jiminy]

Jiminy:
Go ahead. Tell her.

Pinocchio:
I was going to school till I met somebody.

The Blue Fairy:
Met somebody?

Pinocchio:
Yeah, uh.... two big monsters with big, green eyes! [his nose grows a little] Why, I.... I....

The Blue Fairy:
Monsters? Weren't you afraid?

Pinocchio:
No, ma'am, but they tied me in a big sack.

[his nose grows a little more and sprouts leaves]

The Blue Fairy:
You don't say. [Pinocchio nods] And where was Sir Jiminy?

Pinocchio:
Huh? Oh, Jiminy. Um.... Uh....

Jiminy:
[jumps in front of Pinocchio] Psst! Leave me out of this.

Pinocchio:
They put him in a little sack.

[his nose grows even more, taking Jiminy along with it]

Jiminy:
No!

Pinocchio:
Yeah!

[his nose sprouts flowers]

The Blue Fairy:
How did you escape?

Pinocchio:
I didn't. They chopped me into firewood! [his nose grows again, and a nest with baby birds sprouts at the end of it] Oh, look! My nose! What's happened?

The Blue Fairy:
Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio.

Jiminy:
"Perhaps"?!

Pinocchio:
Oh, but I have. Every single word! [the branch with the nest on his nose withers, and the birds fly away, whistling] Oh, please help me! I'm awful sorry!

The Blue Fairy:
You see, Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as a nose on your face.

Jiminy:
She's right, Pinoke. You better come clean.

Pinocchio:
I'll never lie again! Honest, I won't!

Jiminy:
[to the Blue Fairy] Please, your honor.... uh.... I mean, Miss Fairy, give him another chance, for mother's sake. Will you? Huh?

The Blue Fairy:
I'll forgive you this once. But remember that a boy, who won't be good, might just as well be made of wood.

Pinocchio and Jiminy:
[in unison] We'll be good, won't we?

The Blue Fairy:
Very well. But this is the last time that I can help you.

[the Blue Fairy touches the birdcage with her magic wand, and then disappears; Pinocchio's nose turns back to normal, and the birdcage door opens, as the padlock magically unlocks while on the birdcage door]

Pinocchio:
Gee, look, Jiminy! My nose!

Jiminy:
Hey! We're free! Come on, Pinoke!

[They sneak out from the back of the wagon while Stromboli is singing]

Stromboli:
[singing] I buy a new suit and I swing-a that cane, I eat-a the best and I drink-a champagne! I got-a no strings on-a me!

Jiminy:
Toodle-oo, Stromboli!

Pinocchio:
[yelling] Goodbye, Mr. Strombo--!

Jiminy:
Shhhh!!!! [whispering] Quiet! Let's get out of here before something else happens. [They rush home to the village]

Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At "The Red Lobster Inn", Honest John is telling the Coachman their success at fooling Pinocchio]

Honest John:
[Singing] Hi diddle dee-dee! An actor's life for me! A high silk hat and a silver cane! A watch of gold with a diamond chain! Hi diddle dee-day! An actor's life is gay! It's great to be a celebrity! An actor's life for me! [Laughs] And the dummy fell for it! Hook, line, and sinker! [Gideon takes the ring that he smoked from his cigar and dunks it in his beer like dunking a doughnut in coffee, bites into it, and hiccups] And he still thinks that we're his friends! And did Stromboli pay? Plenty! [He lays a small bag of money on the table and laughs as the Coachman grins wickedly] That shows you how low that Honest John will stoop. Eh, Giddy? [Gideon nods in agreement and hiccups, spilling his beer all over himself] Now, then, uh, Coachman, [takes a smoke from his cigar] What's your proposition?

Coachman:
Well... [He takes a few smokes from his pipe and reaches into his coat pocket] .... How would you blokes like to make some real money? [He drops an even larger bag of money on the table, making the smaller bag jump]

Honest John:
Well! And who do we have to, uh...? [Makes throat-slitting gesture]

Coachman:
No, no! Nothing like that. You see.... [He and Honest John look around the empty bar, whispering] I'm collecting stupid little boys.

Honest John:
Stupid little boys?

Coachman:
You know, the disobedient ones who play hooky from school.

Honest John:
Oh!

Coachman:
And you see... [whispers inaudibly in Honest John's ear. Gideon puts his ear to Honest John's other ear and cleans it out for him, so he can listen as well]

Coachman:
And I takes 'em to Pleasure Island.

Honest John:
Ah, Pleasure Island. [suddenly shocked and horrified] Pleasure Island? But the law! Suppose they...

Coachman:
No, no. There's no risk. They never come back as BOYS!!! [Leans into the camera, red in the face with a huge evil smile, his eyes bugging out of his head, and his powdered wig forming devil horns. Honest John and Gideon cower in fear as he laughs maniacally before pulling them closer] Now, I got a coachload leavin' at midnight tonight. We'll meet at the crossroads. And no double-crossin'!

Honest John:
No, sir.

Coachman:
Scout around. And any good prospects you find, bring 'em to me!

Honest John:
Yes, chief.

Coachman:
I'll pay you well! I've got plenty o' gold!

Honest John:
Yes, yes.

Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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