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Miles Darby:
I left my G-4 at home.

Tyler Gage:
[coughing] It's in his bag.

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Skinny Carter:
So, can I still come to the party?

Mac Carter:
Skinny! Hey come on!

Skinny Carter:
Man, he ain't sayin' nothin' bout me. He said y'all couldn't go to the party. He didn't say nothin' bout Skinny. Nothing!

Mac Carter:
Will you shut up?

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Luther:
How much did you lose?

Hooker:
[winces] All of it.

Luther:
In one damn night? What are you spraying money around like that for? You could've been nailed.

Hooker:
I checked the place first. There were no dicks in there.

Luther:
But you're a con man! And you blew it like a pimp!

The Sting  Movie Quote

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Henry:
[drunk] Glad to meet you, kid - you're a real horse's ass.

Hooker:
Luther said I could learn from you. I already know how to drink.

The Sting  Movie Quote

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Hooker:
Listen, Gondorff! Am I gonna learn the big con or not?

Henry:
What's your hurry?

Hooker:
I want to play for Lonnegan.

Henry:
You know anything about the guy?

Hooker:
Yeah! He croaked Luther! Anything else I gotta know? [after he calms down] All right. He runs a numbers racket on the south side. He owns a packing house. A few banks.

Henry:
Yeah, and half the politicians in New York and Chicago. Not a fix in this world is gonna cool him out if he blows on you.

Hooker:
I'll get him anyway.

Henry:
Why?

Hooker:
'Cause I don't know enough about killin' to kill him.

Henry:
You can't do it alone, you know. It takes a mob of guys like you and enough money to make them look good.

Hooker:
I know plenty of guys.

Henry:
It's not like playing winos in the street. You can't outrun Lonnegan.

Hooker:
I never played for no winos.

Henry:
You gotta keep his con even after you take his money. He can't know you took him.

Hooker:
You're scared of him.

Henry:
Right down to my socks, buster! You're talkin' about a guy who'd kill a grifter over a chunk of money that wouldn't support him for two days!

The Sting  Movie Quote

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Henry:
Tough luck, Lonnehan. But that's what you get for playing with your head up your ass!

Doyle:
The name's Lonnegan, DOYLE Lonnegan! You're gonna remember that, Mr. Shaw, or you're gonna get yourself another game.

The Sting  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Floyd:
Doyle, I KNOW I gave him four THREES. He had to make a SWITCH. We can't let him get away with that.

Doyle:
What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?

The Sting  Movie Quote

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Henry:
Is Lonnegan after you too?

Hooker:
I don't know. I ain't seen anybody.

Henry:
You never do, kid.

The Sting  Movie Quote

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Skip Donahue:
This filthy, roach-ridden reality is inspiring... What did that second policeman say to you when he grabbed you by the throat?

Harry Monroe:
Man, I don't fucking believe you!

Skip Donahue:
"Man, I don't fucking believe you!" Fabulous!

Harry Monroe:
You don't get it, do you, Skip? You think this is The Count of Monte Cristo or something. We're in deep trouble. This is the real deal. We're in deep shit.

Stir Crazy  Movie Quote

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Rory:
That's grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest? My dear, he killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family!

Stir Crazy  Movie Quote

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Warden Walter Beatty:
You're gonna represent Glenboro prision in the annual Top Hand-competition. Congratulations!

Skip Donahue:
Oh! Oh my god! Warden! I can't do that!

Warden Walter Beatty:
What in the hell are you talking about...?

Skip Donahue:
Well, I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploatation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!

Warden Walter Beatty:
I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me!

Skip Donahue:
Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make! Do you know that my soul is on the line here...? So let's just drop... [looks up] What? I said no. Whoa, I told him no! Ma, are you crazy? I have witnesses... All right, we'll talk about it in my cell! [looks at the warden] Uhm... I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden? [looks up at the sky again, and walks off]

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Harry:
Geez, what's wrong with him?

Young Man in Hospital:
Oh, that's Johnson. He's on a hunger strike so they are force-feeding him to keep him alive.

Harry:
At least there's some humanity here.

Young Man in Hospital:
They're going to electrocute him next week.

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Blade:
Now every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy, and sends him into his craziest ride, your job is to figure out that word.

Harry Monroe:
Bull... uh... let's see. Uh... Rumpelstiltskin. Uh... Malt liquor... Come on, bull. [whistles and makes kissing noises] Come on, bull. Uh... woof, woof! Uh... [makes clicking sound with tongue] Hey, sexy... Hee-hee... shit! [Bull bellows and charges at Harry] [running away from bull] Oh, you motherfucker!

Blade:
Congratulations, you found the word!

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Skip Donahue:
What are you doing?

Harry Monroe:
I'm gettin' bad. You better get bad, Jack. 'Cause if you ain't bad, you're gonna get fucked.

Stir Crazy  Movie Quote

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Harry Monroe:
125 years... Oh God, Oh God... I'll be 161 when I get out.

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Big Mean:
What's the charge?

Harry Monroe:
Innocent.

Big Mean:
Ain't we all?

Harry Monroe:
Bank robbery?

Big Mean:
Oh, shit.

Harry Monroe:
Ooooh, shit!

Big Mean:
You can kiss the baby.

Harry Monroe:
Kiss the baby?

Skip Donahue:
[to Big Mean] What baby is that, sir?

Big Mean:
Ask your lawyer.

Stir Crazy  Movie Quote

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Harry Monroe:
[whimpering] Pillow... I want my pillow.

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Rory:
That's Blade. He runs the third world side of Cell Block 2. My dear, till Grossberger came along he held the axe murder record in the south-west! He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheeseburger from. How do you like it, medium?

Harry Monroe:
Oh no, I don't want no cheeseburger, I'm trying to, er, keep my weight down.

Rory:
Don't worry about him, I'll protect you. I'll protect you!

Harry Monroe:
I'm getting a little podge.

Rory:
For some reason, I make him uneasy!

Stir Crazy  Movie Quote

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Harry Monroe:
I wonder why. Hi. [waves at Blade] I'm going! [calls after Skip] Skip, my friend. [then, to Rory] Excuse me, would you?

Rory:
I'll come with you.

Harry Monroe:
Awwwww... shit!

Stir Crazy  Movie Quote

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Harry:
Do you mind? What'd you kill your stepfather for, anyway?

Rory:
Criticizing my new fur jacket... And... Slapping my hand.

Stir Crazy  Movie Quote

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Skip Donahue:
I want a bigger cell! With better ventilation!

Deputy Ward Wilson:
Why? Grossberger been farin' on ya?

Stir Crazy  Movie Quote

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Blade:
He'll snot on ya, he'll fart on ya... He'll do anything he can to smash your brains out.

Stir Crazy  Movie Quote

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[N.W.A have been warned not to perform Fuck tha Police.]

Ice Cube:
Hey, hold on, hold on! Y'all know what the motherfuckin' police tried to tell us back stage?

Dr. Dre, Audience:
What?!

Ice Cube:
They tried to tell us...what the fuck we can't play. [audience angrily boos] Motherfuckers tried to tell us...what the fuck we can't say! [audience still boos] This N.W.A.! [audience cheers wildly] We do what the fuck we wanna do; We say what the fuck we wanna say! So everybody, put them middle fingers high in the sky. And to the punk-ass cop backstage-- [audience boos the police with their middle fingers raised, and cheer and whistle for N.W.A] Yo, Dre.

Dr. Dre:
What up?

Ice Cube:
I got somethin' to say.

[Dre scratches vinyl record in rhythm]

Ice Cube: [rapping] Fuck the police coming straight from the underground, A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown. And not the other color so police think They have the authority to kill a minority. Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun To be beating on, and thrown in jail. We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell.

Straight Outta Compton  Movie Quote

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[Cube is annoyed by a reporter's insistence on discussing more controversial aspects of his career, while ignoring the recent Rodney King beating.]

Ice Cube:
But I get it. The bigger the story, the bigger the check in your field of work. I shouldn't blame you, it's not your fault. [Extends hand] What's your name?

Reporter:
Brian.

[Cube retracts hand]

Ice Cube:
Eat a dick, Brian. Get the fuck out of my house. Y'all done here.

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