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Linguini: Bonjour, ma chrie. Join us. We were just taking about my inspiration. Colette: Yes, he calls it his tiny chef. Linguini: Not that, dearest. I mean you. [Anton Ego appears during Linguini’s press conference, surprising and shocking the journalists.] Anton Ego: You are monsieur Linguini? Linguini: Uh, hello... Anton: Pardon me for interrupting your premature celebration, but I thought it only fair to give you a sporting chances as you are new to this game. Linguini: Uh... game? Anton: Yes, and you’ve been playing without an opponent, which is, as you may have guessed... against the rules. Linguini: You’re Anton Ego...! Anton: You’re slow for someone in the fast lane. Linguini: And you’re a thin for someone who like food! [Journalists gasps] Anton: I don’t like food, I love it. If I don’t love it, I don’t swallow. [Linguini gulps nervously] I will return tomorrow night with high expectations. Pray you don’t disappoint me. [leaves] Colette: Listen, we hate to be rude, but we’re French, and it’s dinnertime. Linguini: She mean to say, “It’s dinnertime and we’re French.” [scene cuts putting the hat down and Remy looks at Linguini furiously] Don’t give me that look! You were distracting me in front of the press! How am I supposed to concentrate with you yanking on my hair all the time? And that’s another thing! Your opinion isn’t the only one is matter here! Colette knows how to cook, to you know! OW! All right, that’s it! [Skinner watches as Linguini runs away outside] You take a break, Little Chef. I’m not your puppet! And you’re not my puppet controlling-guy! Skinner: [gasps] The rat is the cook! Linguini: You cool off and get your mind right, Little Chef! Ego was coming and I need to focus! Remy: [angrliy] You... Uhhhh! [kicks a can] You stupid... [Remy picks up the bottle, straning, grumbling, when he sees Emile, until he breaks the bottle] Emile: Wow. I have never seen that before. Rat: Yeah, it’s like your his fluffy bunny or something. [All the rats laughing] Emile: I’m sorry, Remy. I know there are too many guys. I tired to limit... Remy: You know what, it’s okay. I’ve been selfish. You guys hungry? Rat: What, are you kidding me. Remy: All right, Dinner’s on me, We’lll go after closing me [rats laughing] In fact... All Rat: [cherring] Yeah! Remy: Tell dad to bring the whole clan. Linguini: [opens the door] Little Chef? Django: Oh, this is great, son! An inside job, huh, I see the appeal. Remy: Shh! [Remy opens the door and comes in, Django whistles with all the rats walking and hiding the kicthen and rats get in line to get food. And then they hear the door open, and rats gasp and hide on the floor] Linguini: Little Chef? [turns the lights on] Little Chef? Oh, hey, hey, Little Chef. I thought went back to the apartment. Then when you weren’t there, I, uh, I don’t know, I... It didn’t seem right to leave thing the way that we did, so. Look, I don’t want to fight. I’ve been under a lot of you know, pressure. A lot of change in not very much time, you know? I’m suddenly a Gusteau. And I got be a Gusteau, or you know, people will be disappointed. [Emile eat the grapes] It’s too weird. You know, I’ve never disappointed anyone before. Because, nobody’s ever expected everything of me. And the only reason anyone expects anything for me now it’s because of you. I haven’t been fair to you. You’ve never fail me and I should never forget that. You been a good friend. The most honorable friend a guy could ever ask... [Emile falls onto the floor and cheese causes him to spit out grapes on Linguini’s neck] Ugh! What... [Remy gasps] What is this? What’s going on? [turn lights to find rats escaping] What? Hey! [too see that Remy has betrayed him] you're-you're stealing food? Wha... how could you? I... I thought you were my friend! I TRUSTED YOU! [The door bursts open when all the rats running out, a furious Linguini chasing them with mop] GET OUT! You and all your rat buddies! And don't come back, or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests! [Linguini slams the door, throws a mop on the floor and walks off. Sadly, Remy, Emile, Django walks up to look at the door alone] Remy: You’re right, dad. Who am I kidding? You know, we are what we are, and we’re rats. Well, he’ll leave soon, and now you know how to get in. Steal all you want. Django: You’re not coming? Remy: I’ve lost my appetite. – Ratatouille Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mustafa: [taking Ego's order] Do you know what you'd like this evening, sir? Anton: Yes, I think I do. After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, you know what I'm craving? A little perspective. That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear, well-seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that? Mustafa: With what, sir? Anton: Perspective. Fresh out, I take it? Mustafa: I am, uh... Anton: Very well. Since you're all out of perspective and no one else seems to have it in this bloody town, I'll make you a deal. You provide the food, I'll provide the perspective, which would go nicely with a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947. Mustafa: [Visibly confused] I'm afraid... your dinner selection? Anton: [stands up angrily] Tell your chef, Linguini, that I want whatever he dares to serve me. Tell him to hit me with his best shot. [Mustafa retreats as Anton Ego resumes his seat; nearby, Skinner is in disguise and comments to his waiter.] Skinner: I will have whatever he is having. [Scenes cut to Remy in a cage] Gusteau: So, we have given up. Remy: Why do you say that? Gusteau: We are in a cage, inside a car trunk awaiting a future in frozen food products. Remy: No, I’m the one in a cage. I’ve given up. You... are free. Gusteau: I am only as free as you imagine me to be. As you are. Remy: Oh, please. I’m sick of pretending. I pretend to be a rat for my father, I pretend to be a human for Linguini. I pretend you exist so I have someone to talk to! You only tell me stuff I already know! I know who I am! Why do I need you to tell me? Why do I need to pretend?! [Gusteau chuckles and fades away.] Gusteau: But you don’t, Remy. You never did. – Ratatouille Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Horst: It's your recipe. How can you not know your own recipe?! Linguini: I didn’t write it down, it just-- came to me! Horst: Well make it come to you again, ja? Because we can't serve this! Mustafa: Where’s my order?! Linguini: Can’t we serve them something else?! Something I didn’t invent? Larousse: This is what they’re ordering! Linguini: Make them order something else! Tell them we’re all out! Pompidou: We can’t be all out. We just opened. Larousse: I have another idea. What if we... serve them what they order?! Colette: We will make it! Just tell us what you did! Linguini: I don't know what I did! Horst: We need to tell the customers something! Linguini: Then tell them... tell them... AAAH! [Close doors] [Larousse looks around, visibly confused.] Larousse: ...Eh? Django: Remy. Emile: Don’t do it. Django: Remy! Don’t! Stop! Emile: They’ll see you. Stop. Horst: We’re not talking about me. We’re talking about what to do right... Chef: RATS! Django: Remy. Horst: Get my knife. Linguini: DON’T touch him! (to Remy) Thank for coming back, Little Chef. I know this sounds insane, but, well, the truth sounds insane sometimes, but that doesn’t mean it’s not the... the truth. And the trust is, I have no talent at all. But this rat, he’s the one behind these recipes. He’s the cook. The real cook. (put Remy on his head) He’s been hiding under my toque. He’s been controlling my actions. (Remy pulls Linguini’s hair causing his arms go up) He’s the reason I can cook the food that’s exciting everyone, the reason Ego is outside that door! You’ve been giving me credit for his gift. I know it’s a hard thing to believe, but hey, you-you believed I could cook right? Look, this works, it’s crazy, but it works. We can be the greatest restaurant in Paris and this rat, this brilliant little chef, can lead us there. – Ratatouille Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Skinner: Ratatouille. They must be joking. Anton Ego: Mmm. Skinner: Mmm. [Skinner takes a bite, tries to resist enjoying it, then bursts angrily into the kitchen] WHO COOKS THAT RATATOUILLE?! I DEMAND TO KNOW! [Sees the clan of rats] Uh! [Cut to a tied-up and gagged Skinner being thrown in the cooler with the health inspector, then to Anton Ego out in the dining room.] Anton: [running his finger through leftover sauce and licking it] I can’t remember the last time I asked to give my compliments to the chef. And now I find myself in the extraordinary position of having my waiter be the chef! Linguini: Thanks, but... I’m just your waiter tonight. Anton: Then who do I thank for the meal? Linguini: Uh... excuse me a minute? [he skates into the kitchen; he and Colette have a brief, muffled, heated argument; Colette and Linguini both come out] Anton: [to Colette] You must be the chef... Colette: If you want to meet the chef, you will have to wait until all the other customer have gone. Anton: So be it. [when the restaurant is empty Linguini and Colette bring Remy to meet Ego] Remy: At first, Ego thinks it’s a joke. But as Linguini explains, Ego’s smile disappears. He doesn’t retract beyond asking the occasional questions. And when the story’s done, Ego stands thanks us for the meal, and leave without another word. The following day, his review appears: Anton: In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fu to write and read. – Ratatouille Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Remy: [after Ego's positive review is read] It was a great night. The happiest of my life. But the only thing predictable about life...[Gusteau's is condemned and shut down] ...is it's unpredictability. Well, we had to let Skinner and the health inspector loose! And of course, they "ratted" us out. The food didn't matter. Once it got out there were rats in the kitchen, oh, man, the restaurant was closed and Ego lost his job and his credibility. [Remy is telling his story to the other rats] But don't feel too bad for him. He's doing very well as a small business investor. He seems very happy. Female rat: How do you know? Django: Yeah. [Remmy parts a leaf, revealing a much happier and healthier looking Anton Ego at a restaurant] Remy: Uh, gotta go. Dinner rush. Colette: You know how he likes it. Linguini: Thanks, little Chef. [Heads out into the dining room, to Ego's table] Can I interest you in a dessert this evening? Anton: Don’t you always? Linguini: Which one would you like? Anton: [towards Remy] Surprise me! – Ratatouille Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wade: [To Rick] My boys were in that challenge, you could've beat them in a bootsuit, you noob. [Rick turns to Wade, grits his teeth and punches Wade] Alice: STOP! NO, NO! Wade: Alice, call the police! Alice: No, we are not calling the cops! Go to your room, Rick! [Alice pushes Rick to his room] Rick: Come on, Alice. Wade: [About Rick] Why do you put up with this guy? He's a shit-show. Alice: [To Wade] I ought to kick the both of you out. I swear to G-O-D, Wade Watts. If I catch you touching my stuff again... NOT JOKING, OUT!! – Ready Player One Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Parzival: Wow, you were amazing! [As a result of his foolishness, Art3mis kicks Parzival in the stomach, resulting in Parzival/Wade to fall to the ground] Art3mis: This isn't a game, Z. I'm doing this to stop IOI. I'm talking about real-world consequences. People suffering. Actual life and death stuff. Parzival: I know, I know. Art3mis: No, you don't know! My dad died at loyalty center. He borrowed gear. He built up debt. He moved in with the promise of working out, but he never did. IOI just raised his living expenses, then he got sick and he couldn't afford to get out and then he died! – Ready Player One Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mrs. Taylor: Dr. Hathaway, I saw your program on radioactive isotopes last night, and I've got a question. Jerry Hathaway: Yes? Mrs. Taylor: Is that your real hair? Jerry Hathaway: Tell me something. Is Mitch by any chance adopted? Mrs. Taylor: Why, no! Jerry Hathaway: Amazing. Mrs. Taylor: Isn't it? – Real Genius Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Chris Knight and the recruiter enter a building. Chris is wearing springy antennas on his head.] Recruiter: Chris, this is my assistant, Sherry Nugil, and this is Mike Dodd, designer of our new telcom satellite. Chris Knight: [as if honored] Doctor Dodd! [Casually] Telcom...Isn't that the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe? Dr. Dodd: [sharply] Why is that toy on your head? Chris Knight: [matter-of-factly] Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. [The recruiter and Dr. Dodd look uncertainly at one another] Chris Knight: I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. [Looking at Sherry Nugil] All brain no penis. [Sherry laughs, Dodd and the recruiter look uncomfortable] I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority. Recruiter: Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you? [examines Chris' "visitor" tag] Chris Knight: [reflectively] I hope so...I'm wearing his underwear. – Real Genius Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry Hathaway: I want five megawatts by mid-May. Look, I don't care if you're arrogant. I don't care if you're disrespectful. But your attitude's distracting Mitch, and that I won't have. The rules have changed. I want it by mid-May. Chris Knight: I think that you're just forgetting about one little detail, and that's that I am out of here. I'm gone, I'm history, I'm Casper, I'm graduating. Jerry Hathaway: To graduate, you need my course, dear boy. So it seems I have something to say about what you do and where you go. So from now on you and Mitch are going to spend every waking moment in the lab. You will solve my power problem, and you will solve it by my deadline. Chris Knight: OK, if you think that by threatening me, you can get me to be your slave, well... that's where you're right, but - and I'm only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. Jerry Hathaway: I'm not kidding, Chris. Chris Knight: Neither am I, Jerry. – Real Genius Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Driver: Uh, Officer, I know that- Thorny: License and registration, please. Driver: The regis- Thorny: You know how fast you were goin'? Driver: What? Rabbit: How fast you were goin'? Driver: Uh, 65? Thorny: 63. Driver: Officer, isn't-- isn't the speed limit 65? Thorny: Yeah, it is. Where you boys headed? Passenger: Canada. Driver: C-- Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada for some french fries and gravy, sir. Thorny: Canada, huh? Almost made it. Are you okay? Driver: Yeah, sure. Thorny: Yes, sir? Driver: Yes, sir. Thorny: Now, did you say, 'Yes, sir'? Rabbit: I think he said, 'Yeah, sure.' Passenger: What'd you say, man? Driver: Well, I said, 'Yeah, sure,' but what, literally, I said was, 'Yeah, sure, sir.' Thorny: So you are okay then? Driver: Yes, sir. Thorny: You smell somethin', Rabbit? Rabbit: [Sniffs] Fear. – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Thorny: Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: Uhhh... Thorny: Littering. [holds up bag of marijuana] Driver: Oh, officer, that's not ours. Kid in back: [deep groan] Candy bars! Thorny: Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... [the rest of the car joins in, causing the kid in the back to freak out from the echoes] Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag. Kid in Back: Please, no. Rabbit: Please, yes. [A white Mazda Miata speeds by] Mac: FUCKIN' PIG! Thorny: Mother of God. – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Foster: Aw, Mac, you fucker! Mac: Gree-tings. [Laughs] You guys are too slow. Foster: You killed my dummy. Thorny: Mac, now I'm going to pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time. Mac: Aw, Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example. – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
O'Hagen: Farva. Forgot the coffee. Farva: My bad, Cap. O'Hagen: All right, all right; let's get started. I got the latest shit list, gentlemen. It's down to Flagstone, Deer Lick, and us. And you can bet your sweet butts if we keep up these low numbers, we're gonna get the big, ugly axe. Mac: Who'll bust heads on the highway? O'Hagen: The goddamn local cops, that's who! And you better believe that Grady and his goons have got a copy of this list, so we need to step it up. Farva: Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream. O'Hagen: Foster, how many tickets did you issue last week? Foster: Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me... O'Hagen: Three. Foster: Can't make 'em speed. O'Hagen: Try hiding. Thorny: And grow a goddamn mustache, would ya? Foster: Hey, I haven't shaved in two weeks! I swear! Farva: Coffee served! No, no, that one's for Rabbit! Rabbit: Oh look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oh ho ho, Shit I got you good you fucker! Mac: : [With mocking voice and fake lisp] Awesome prank Farva. Farva: It's better than the shit you pull, Mac! O'Hagen: Look, guys... every Thursday night I come in here, to play cards, and they always have my favorite game on the table. I like that. I like it here. [Sees the troopers ignoring him] Oh, hell, give me the Goddamn soap! [Grabs the bar of soap Farva placed in Rabbit's coffee cup, bites off a chunk of it and spits it out] We got fifty miles of highway here! That stretch of highway is ours, and I'll be damned if we're gonna let Grady and those buttheads get their hands on it! Thorny, you're the ranking officer here. Let's do our jobs and keep this place open, huh?! Let's do it! Farva! Your suspension continues. Hit the radio! – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
O'Hagen: I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle From the budget committee. This thing with Farva screwed our pooch. Thorny: What? They can't lump us in with that fuckin' Martian. O'Hagen: We're all in the same boat, fellas. Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Thorny: Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: Which wouldn't make them shenanigans at all, really. Mac: [Irish voice] Evil shenanigans! O'Hagen: I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!' Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans'? Mac, Foster and Thorny: Oooooooooooooooooo! [Laughing, Mac hands O'Hagen his gun.] Farva: You're talking about Shenanigans', right? O'Hagen: Put those away! – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. Farva: It's powdered sugar. Grady: The lice ... hate the sugar. So anyway- Farva: [Interrupting] It's delicious. Grady: Good, good... – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mac: Come in Radio. Farva: Don't call me Radio, Unit 91. Mac: Don't call me Unit 91, Radio! Farva: ...Are we done? Mac: Yeah okay Radio. We got a suspicious vehicle, white Caprice, Vermont Plates, Tijuana, Gringo, Oner, Fiver, Zero. Farva: Roger, checking...Unit 91 that license plate belongs to a local Spurburry police vehicle. Mac: It does?! Oh my gosh! Farva: ...Very funny 91. – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
German Man: I'm sorry officer for the speeding violation, I'm so used to driving on the autobahn. German Woman: Ich finde er sieht wie Shaun Cassidy aus. [I think he looks like Shaun Cassidy.] German Man: Ja, das finde ich auch, yummi yummi. [I think so too, yummi yummi.] Rabbit: Do you know why I pulled you over? German Man: Because we were going way too fast. Rabbit: Ja. German Man: Ja. Well the thing is I cannot afford to have another ticket on mein Porsche. Is there something I could do for you, or perhaps something my wife could do? Perhaps there is something you would like to do to her? German Woman: Is there maybe something you would like me to do to you? Or maybe something you would like to do to me? Hmm? German Woman: Maybe some hard spanking und cuffing is in order. – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. Dimpus Burger Guy: [into microphone] Double baca cheeseburger. It's for a cop. Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into microphone] Don't spit in that cop's burger. Farva: ' Yeah, thanks. Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit. – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage? Farva: Gimme a liter o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: [into the mic] Liter Cola? Do we sell Liter Cola? Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva? Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola! Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is! Farva: [enraged and grabbing the Dimpus Burger Guy] Liter is French for give me my fuckin' cola before I break vous fuckin' lip! Burger Guy: [shouts] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, RELAX!!! – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rabbit: Wait, so the local cops are selling Afghany grass to the Canadians? Assholes. Thorny: No Rabbit, it's coming in from Canada. Rabbit: Ah! Canadian grass. [nods] Assholes. Thorny: The local mothers are running protection for 'em. Rabbit: Oh. I guess I'm the asshole then... – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Captain O'Hagen is watching security camera footage from the Dimpus Burger that Farva and Thorny recently visited. An enraged Farva repeatedly attacks the Dimpus Burger Guy with food, cups, etc. despite the efforts of Thorny and Dimpus Burger employees to restrain him.] O'Hagen: That's it- you're off the road, never again. Farva: Sir, it was not my fault! O'Hagen: And neither was the Goddamn school bus! You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your Goddamn unions. Farva: Cap, you know I'm not a pro-union guy. O'Hagen: And you're banned from Dimpus Burger! Farva: Damn! O'Hagen: Get some gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. BEAT IT! – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
O'Hagen: Look, I'm done dickin' around. Either you let us in on this investigation or I'm going to embarrass you personally. Grady: Oh, what? Like naked in a dream, embarrassed? O'Hagen: No, no. More like back in '77 when you got caught fuckin' your cousin, embarrassed. Grady: She's not my cousin! [Hangs up] – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster: Cat Game? What's the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side] Larry Johnson: Sorry about the... Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license] Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. [Mac ticks off two fingers] Larry Johnson: Sorry. [the man laughs a little] Foster: Is there something funny here boy? Larry Johnson: Oh, no. Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause] Foster: All right meow, where were we? Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow? Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one] Larry Johnson: I thought... Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs] Foster: Meow what is so damn funny? Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow. Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing] Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger] Foster: Do you see me eating mice? Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! Larry Johnson: [Stops and swallows hard] Yes sir. Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] Foster: Not so funny meow, is it? Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! – Super Troopers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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