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German Man:
I'm sorry officer for the speeding violation, I'm so used to driving on the autobahn.

German Woman:
Ich finde er sieht wie Shaun Cassidy aus. [I think he looks like Shaun Cassidy.]

German Man:
Ja, das finde ich auch, yummi yummi. [I think so too, yummi yummi.]

Rabbit:
Do you know why I pulled you over?

German Man:
Because we were going way too fast.

Rabbit:
Ja.

German Man:
Ja. Well the thing is I cannot afford to have another ticket on mein Porsche. Is there something I could do for you, or perhaps something my wife could do? Perhaps there is something you would like to do to her?

German Woman:
Is there maybe something you would like me to do to you? Or maybe something you would like to do to me? Hmm?

German Woman:
Maybe some hard spanking und cuffing is in order.

Super Troopers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Farva:
Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Dimpus Burger Guy:
[into microphone] Double baca cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva:
What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy:
No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into microphone] Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva:
' Yeah, thanks.

Second Dimpus Guy:
Roger, holding the spit.

Super Troopers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dimpus Burger Guy:
Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva:
Gimme a liter o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy:
[into the mic] Liter Cola? Do we sell Liter Cola?

Thorny:
Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva:
I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!

Dimpus Burger Guy:
[to Farva] I don't know what that is!

Farva:
[enraged and grabbing the Dimpus Burger Guy] Liter is French for give me my fuckin' cola before I break vous fuckin' lip!

Burger Guy:
[shouts] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, RELAX!!!

Super Troopers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rabbit:
Wait, so the local cops are selling Afghany grass to the Canadians? Assholes.

Thorny:
No Rabbit, it's coming in from Canada.

Rabbit:
Ah! Canadian grass. [nods] Assholes.

Thorny:
The local mothers are running protection for 'em.

Rabbit:
Oh. I guess I'm the asshole then...

Super Troopers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Captain O'Hagen is watching security camera footage from the Dimpus Burger that Farva and Thorny recently visited. An enraged Farva repeatedly attacks the Dimpus Burger Guy with food, cups, etc. despite the efforts of Thorny and Dimpus Burger employees to restrain him.]

O'Hagen:
That's it- you're off the road, never again.

Farva:
Sir, it was not my fault!

O'Hagen:
And neither was the Goddamn school bus! You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your Goddamn unions.

Farva:
Cap, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

O'Hagen:
And you're banned from Dimpus Burger!

Farva:
Damn!

O'Hagen:
Get some gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. BEAT IT!

Super Troopers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

O'Hagen:
Look, I'm done dickin' around. Either you let us in on this investigation or I'm going to embarrass you personally.

Grady:
Oh, what? Like naked in a dream, embarrassed?

O'Hagen:
No, no. More like back in '77 when you got caught fuckin' your cousin, embarrassed.

Grady:
She's not my cousin! [Hangs up]

Super Troopers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]

Mac:
All right, how about "Cat Game?"

Foster:
Cat Game? What's the record?

Mac:
Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Foster:
Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]

Larry Johnson:
Sorry about the...

Foster:
All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

[the man hands him his license]

Foster:
Your registration? Hurry up meow.

[Mac ticks off two fingers]

Larry Johnson:
Sorry.

[the man laughs a little]

Foster:
Is there something funny here boy?

Larry Johnson:
Oh, no.

Foster:
Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

[pause]

Foster:
All right meow, where were we?

Larry Johnson:
Excuse me, are you saying meow?

Foster:
Am I saying meow?

[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]

Larry Johnson:
I thought...

Foster:
Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

[man laughs]

Foster:
Meow what is so damn funny?

Larry Johnson:
I could have sworn you said meow.

Foster:
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

[Mac is gut-busting laughing]

Foster:
Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

[feigned anger]

Foster:
Do you see me eating mice?

Foster:
[Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow!

Larry Johnson:
[Stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.

Foster:
Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.

[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]

Foster:
Not so funny meow, is it?

Foster:
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow!

Super Troopers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lance Landers:
Ah, Rick Riker. How are your parents?

Rick:
They died violently nine years ago.

Lance Landers:
But, otherwise okay?

Superhero Movie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mental Hospital Patient:
[on phone]No, you listen to me! This is the Empire City Times, not some two-bit rag. I want that story on my desk by the end of business tonight or you're fired! [Presses button for another line] Wilkins, I've got tomorrow's editorial: When you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with everyone they ever slept with! Does that make you gay? Yes, yes it does! [hangs up phone and turns to Rick] Who the hell are you?!

Rick:
Hi i'm Rick Riker, I was wondering if you had a job opening for--

Mental Hospital Patient:
Job?! JOB!? How dare you come in here and ask me for a job! I've turned down millions of saps like you, and i'll turn down a million more. I'm the editor-in-chief! I can start fires with my mind. I know the mayor of Venus! Hamburgers can see the future! Rosie O'Donnell is-[carried out of the office by two men]

Editor-in-Chief:
Sorry about this. We share the building with a mental hospital.

Superhero Movie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Whitby:
[about Aunt Lucille] She can't walk, she can't talk. She has no control over her bowels.

Rick:
That's terrible!

Dr. Whitby:
I know. I went ahead and set up a MySpace account for her under "Crazyshitmachine" [Rick looks at him, appaled]. She already has 40 friends.

Superhero Movie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Professor Xavier:
Hello, Rick.

Rick:
Who are you and how do you know my name?

Professor Xavier:
I'm a psychic.

Rick:
Prove it.

Professor Xavier:
Think of any number between one and a million and I'll tell you what it is.

Rick:
Nine.

Professor Xavier:
Not out loud, dumbass! Come with me, you dumb son-of-a-bitch.

Superhero Movie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chief Karlin:
The lady was badly hurt.

Interviewer:
How was she hurt?

Chief Karlin:
Badly!

Superhero Movie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Evian is receiving Communion.]

Father Ritley:
Body of Christ.

Evian Graham:
Are these non-fat?

Superstar  Movie Quote

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Father:
Thomas Smith?

Thomas:
Here! But I don't know where here is man, 'cause I'm so wasted man!

Father:
Thomas, it is a sin to even pretend that you-you-you're baked.

Superstar  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Father Ritley:
Mary Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?

Mary Katherine Gallagher:
I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass.

Superstar  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mary Katherine Gallagher doing a Bully Voice:
Oh look at you, my pretty little girl, sitting there with your face all painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut.

Mary Katherine Gallagher doing a Puerto Rican Lady Voice:
Don't call me that, I'm a Puerto Rican lady senior.

Mary Katherine Gallagher doing a Bully Voice:
You're nothing but a little slut, Sybill Ann Dorsett, we know you're a little slut!

Mary Katherine Gallagher doing a Puerto Rican Lady Voice:
I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut, I AIN'T NO SLUT! (breaks the door, falls on the ground and cries.)

Superstar  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cody:
[he and Big Z are hanging upside down] Can we do some training? Like, seriously, please?

Big Z:
What are you talking about? Whaddaya think we're doing?

Cody:
We're acting like a couple of nut jobs, that's what I think we're doing.

Big Z:
Yeah, good. You're learning.

Surf's Up  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate:
[in a "vox pop" segment] My surfboard, uh, well, it's made out of palm wood... and while it's not very pretty... [the skeg of the surfboard can be seen falling off] ...it does the job quite well.

Surf's Up  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cody:
This is insane.

Lani:
Stop fighting it, Cody! Just let go!

Surf's Up  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lani:
[Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal?

Cody:
Lani, we're in the shower together! Y'can say whatever you want.

Surf's Up  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Big Z:
[teaching Cody to carve a board] All right, look. First of all, with the grain. With the grain. You see what I'm doing here? You let the tool do the work, you see? Just like you're riding the wave, you let the wave do the work. You don't fight the wave. You can't fight these big waves.

Surf's Up  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. McMahon:
We'll be there in four, three, two... [a lobster grabs his head] Oh! Oh!

Surf's Up 2: WaveMania  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. McMahon:
This is the moment we've been waiting for!

Paige:
Whoa, this is amazing!

Mr. McMahon:
[laughing] Let's ride!

Surf's Up 2: WaveMania  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. McMahon:
Come on, guys. We've got a lot of ground to cover. Remember what we talked about last night. After all, this journey isn't just about getting to the Trenches. One of you will be replacing me on the Hang 5. Those are some big shoes to fill, so show me you've got big feet. [raises his foot and wiggles his toes]

Surf's Up 2: WaveMania  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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