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Jake:
Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?

Wade:
Uh, Clinton's breath.

Jake:
You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?

Bobby Ray:
Last time I checked, yeah.

Jake:
[puts arm on shoulder] Well, then, let me buy you a drink.

Bobby Ray:
Well, you're really not my type... [laughter]

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Mayor Kate Hennings:
You're just gonna let her humiliate you... with some bullshit about an old husband?!

Andrew:
Yeah, I think I am. Excuse me.

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Melanie:
Now what kind of wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband?

Jake:
The kind that don't live here.

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Buddy:
Get me packed up, I gotta get to services.

Guy:
What services? Who died?

Buddy:
No one... yet. It's Yom Kippur, you idiot.

Guy:
Oh, I didn't realize Ackerman was a Jewish name.

Buddy:
It's Jewish enough, especially when the big players are involved. [sarcastically] Besides, I have a sudden need to atone for my sins.

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Guy:
That's another thing. All this time that I've worked for you, I still don't know a thing about your ex-wife. Jesus, there's not even a trace or a picture in the whole house. Was she beautiful?

Buddy:
Yes.

Guy:
Did you love her?

Buddy:
Yes.

Guy:
How nice. When she coming home? [lights a cigarette] I forgot, she left you.

Buddy:
What do you want?

Guy:
What do I want? What do I want? [thinks for a moment] Tell me a story. Tell me about a young Buddy in love with a woman who just didn't want him. Was it a painful separation? Did you find her in the passionate throes of a secret lover? Did you take it from everything she had? Or did the lousy bitch only get half?

Buddy:
She died.

Guy:
[taken aback] Oh. [sarcastically] Well, is that all? Well, boo-hoo! What a line. "My wife just died, can you come home with me. Hold me. Love me. Fuck me." Christ, you are such an asshole!

Buddy:
[numb] Christmas eve, twelve years ago. She was on her way to the mall. I was supposed to have gone with her. We hadn't started our Christmas shopping yet, but it was going to be simple, just some stuff for our parents. Money was tight and shopping was a hassle anyway. We even promised not to give each other gifts. On the way, there was a car that had broken down, Mallory pulled over to help. I always told her that she was such a busybody, but she called it "just being nice". She got out and asked if everything was all right, or something stupid. Anyway, it was a scam, bunch of punk kids stealing cars. They shot her. [pause] And all this time, I was stuck at the office wrapping Christmas gifts for my boss. A lot of gifts, we had a good year, that year - I was there till 3 A.M. And the whole time I'm thinking to myself, "Oh boy, she is gonna be pissed. When I get home, I am a dead man". [pause] Anyway, I got home, got the message, went down to the hospital to identify her. It was a whole week into the new year before I found them, these stupid wind up toys and a note: "In the constant rat race of life, don't ever forget to unwind". [pause] She was never any good at writing notes.

Guy:
[sheepish] Look, I didn't know...

Buddy:
Oh, Guy didn't know! imagine that! Boy genius here didn't know something!

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Buddy:
What, you think somebody just handed me this job? I've handled the phones, I've juggled the bimbos, I've put up with the tyrants, the yellers, the screamers. I've done more than you can even imagine in that small mind of yours. I paid my dues!

Guy:
I didn't spend one year...

Buddy:
And I spent 10! Dammit, it's my turn to be selfish! it's my turn. That's the trouble with your whole MTV, microwave dinner generation. You want it all now. You think you deserve it just because you want it? It doesn't work like that. You have to earn it, you have to take it, you have to make it yours. but before you do that, Guy, you need to decide what it is you really want.

Guy:
I want you to stop calling me in the middle of the night! I want you to stop sending me the fucking office for your goddamn phone numbers or your fucking sunglasses! I want my life back!

Buddy:
What life? I gave you life. Before me, you were nothing. Before me, you were an ink spot, and now you're playing in the majors! I made you. You will always be "Guy from Buddy Ackerman's office"! You wanna go back to your shitty little existence? Go ahead. Leave. There's the door. No one's stopping you. You could have left any day, but you stayed. So let's just forget the Dudley-damn-Doright crap, because out here it's kill your parents, fuck your friends, and have a nice day!

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Trent:
Look, you take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course its going to end up on the friendship tip.

Mike:
I just don't think she liked me.

Trent:
Baby you are so money and don't even know it.

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Rob:
Those guys are right. You're money.

Mike:
Then why won't she call?

Rob:
She won't call because you left. She's got her own life to deal with and that's in New York. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but fuck her, man. You got to get on with your life. You've got to let go of the past Mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful. Alright? Look out the window. It's sunny every day here. It's like manifest destiny. Don't tell me we didn't make it. We made it. We're here. And everything that is past is prologue to this, all the shit that didn't kill us is only - ya know, all that shit... You're gonna get over it.

Mike:
How did you get over it? I mean, how long did it take you?

Rob:
I don't know, man. Sometimes it still hurts. I don't know, man. It's like you wake up every day and it hurts a little less, and then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. And it's like, and this might sound a little weird, but it's like you almost miss that pain.

Mike:
You miss the pain?

Rob:
Yeah. For the same reason you miss her... Because you lived with it for so long.

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Trent:
You know what? You’re like a big bear with claws, with fangs-

Sue:
Big fucking teeth, man.

Trent:
With big fucking teeth on you. And she’s just like this little bunny, just kind of cowering in the corner-

Sue:
Shivering!

Trent:
Yeah, man. You got these claws, and you’re staring at these claws, man, and you’re thinkin’ 'how am I supposed to kill this bunny'.

Sue:
You’re pokin’ at it. You’re pokin’ at it.

Trent:
Yeah, you’re not hurting it. You’re just gently battin’ the bunny around. You know what I mean? The bunny’s scared, Mike. The bunny’s scared of you.

Sue:
And you got these fucking claws, man.

Trent:
You got these fucking claws and these fangs, man. And you’re looking at your claws and you’re lookin’ at your fangs and you’re thinkin’ to yourself, ‘I don’t know what to do’, man. ‘I don’t know how to kill the bunny. With this, I don’t know how to kill the bunnies’, man.

Sue:
You’re like a big bear, man.

Mike:
You're fucking with me.

Trent:
No I'm not fuckin' with you...Mike, I'm tellin' ya, you're money...Come here a second, listen. Now look it. When you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin' makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. Bad man.

Swingers  Movie Quote

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Lorraine:
Hi, Mike, I'm Lorraine.

Mike:
Like the quiche.

Lorraine:
Yeah, yeah, the quiche. That's a really original joke.

Mike:
I like quiche. How's that?

Lorraine:
Yeah? Well, I thought real men didn't like quiche.

Mike:
Yeah, well, my reputation seems to have preceded me here.

Lorraine:
You're not a real man?

Mike:
Not lately, no.

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[First lines]

Balladeer:
[sings]

A legend is sung of when England was young,

And Knights were brave and bold.

The good King had died, and no one could decide

Who was rightful heir to the Throne.

It seemed that the land would be torn by war,

Or saved by a miracle alone —

And that miracle appeared in London town:

The Sword in the Stone.

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Narrator:
And below the hilt, in letters of gold, were written these words: "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king born of England." Though many tried for the sword with all their strength, none could move the sword nor stir it. So the miracle had not worked, and England was still without a king [showing The Sword in the stones covered in vines] - and in time, the marvellous sword was forgotten [fades out]. This was a dark age [showing a Star], without law and without order [Fades into a Dark forest]. Men lived in fear of one another, for the strong preyed upon the weak.

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Arthur:
[Repeated lines] Whoa, wait! WHOA!

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Sir Ector:
Now, what's all the commotion, hmm?

Scullery Maid:
Oh, the kitchen! It's under an evil spell! It's bewitched!

Sir Ector:
Oh... I bet it's that old goat Marvin. [To Kay] Come on, son! I knew he'd give us trouble! [Goes to the kitchen and sees the magic Merlin used on the dishes and mops] GADZOOKS!!! BLACK MAGIC OF THE WORST KIND!!! Come on, Kay, to the attack!

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Merlin:
Archimedes, have you seen that flying machine model?

Archimedes:
I have nothing to do with your futuristic fiddle-faddle, you know that.

Arthur:
[pointing to the airplane model right above Merlin] What's that thing up there?

Merlin:
Hmm? Oh, yes, of course. Here we are. [takes it down]

Arthur:
Do you mean man will fly in one of those someday?

Archimedes:
[scoffs] If man were meant to fly, he'd have been born with wings.

Merlin:
[winding up the propeller of the model airplane, but not noticing his long beard getting caught in it] I am about to prove otherwise, Archimedes, if you care to watch. Here she goes! [He tosses it out the window] No, no, no - NO! [The plane unravels from his beard at the wrong angle, and starts to fall out of the sky.]

Archimedes:
[laughs] Man will fly, all right! Just like a rock! [The model plane lands in the moat with a crash, and is sunken out of sight. Archimedes then laughs harder.]

Merlin:
It would have worked if... if it weren't for this infernal beard! [Archimedes continues to laugh hysterically.] Man will fly someday, I tell you! I have been there! I have seen it!

Arthur:
Oh, I do hope so. I've always dreamed about flying; that I was a bird and that I could go sailing all over the sky, high above everything... [Merlin sneaks up behind him and quietly changes him into a sparrow] It's my favorite dream. [sighs] But then, I suppose everyone dreams about flying-- [notices his new form; happily] I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a bird! [starts to flutter clumsily out the window]

Merlin:
[grabbing him in one hand] Hold it, boy! Not so fast, not so fast. First, I'd better explain the mechanics of a bird's wing. [grabs Archimedes' wing and runs his finger along the feathers] Now, these large feathers are called the primaries, and--

Archimedes:
And since when do you know all about birds' wings?

Merlin:
I have made an extensive study of birds in flight, and--

Archimedes:
[crossly] And if you don't mind, I happen to be a bird!

Merlin:
All right, Mr. Know-It-All! He's your pupil! [sets Arthur down firmly]

Arthur:
Ouch!

Archimedes:
Now boy, flying is not merely some crude mechanical process. [clears his throat offensively at Merlin, who clears his throat in return] It is a delicate art. Purely aesthetic! Poetry of motion! And the best way to learn it is to do it.

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Arthur:
She was going to destroy me!

Madame Mim:
And just what are you gonna do about it? Want to fight?! Want to have a wizard's duel?! [slaps Merlin across the face provokingly]

Merlin:
[composing himself] As you wish, Madame.

Madame Mim:
Well, come on. Step outside!

Merlin:
After you, Madame.

[Mim marches outside, followed by Merlin; Arthur flies out onto a tree branch to watch, where Archimedes joins him]

Archimedes:
Wha--?! What's up, boy, what's going on?

Arthur:
They're having a wizard's duel. What's that mean?

Archiemdes:
Oh, it's a battle of wits. The players change themselves into different things in an attempt to... to destroy one another.

Arthur:
D-d-destroy?

Archimedes:
Just watch, boy, just watch. You'll get the idea.

Madame Mim:
Now! First of all, if you don't mind, I'll make the rules.

Archimedes:
Rules indeed! Ha ha ha! Why, she only wants rules so she can break them!

Madame Mim:
[to Archimedes] I'll take care of you later, featherbrain. [Archimedes huffs; to Merlin] Now, Rule 1: No minerals or vegetables, only animals. Rule 2: No make-believe things like, oh, pink dragons and stuff. Rule 3: No disappearing. [squeezes his nose playfully]

Merlin:
Rule 4: No cheating!

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[Arthur arrives in the castle guestroom in a squire's outfit]

Arthur:
[Excitedly] Merlin, look! I'm a squire! [Merlin, angry and disappointed by Arthur's decision, scoffs and goes back to his stove]

Archimedes:
Oh, uh...very nice, boy.

Merlin:
Yes indeed. A fine monkey suit for polishing boots!

Arthur:
[His expression falls] It's... It's what all squires wear.

Merlin:
And I thought you were going to amount to something! [Gets up out of his chair] I thought you had a few brains! [Kicks over a stack of books] Great future! Hah! A stooge for that big lunk, Kay! Congratulations, boy!

Arthur:
[Breaks into tears] What do you-What do you want me to be?! I'm nobody! You...You don't know a thing about what's going on today! [Archimedes gasps] I'm lucky to be Kay's squire!

Merlin:
[Loses his temper] Oh! Of all the idiotic...! BLOW ME TO BERMUDA! [He magically rockets off to Bermuda]

Arthur:
Where...W-where did he go?

Archimedes:
To Bermuda, I suppose.

Arthur:
Where's that?

Archimedes:
Oh, an island way off somewhere that hasn't been discovered yet.

Arthur:
Will he...ever come back?

Archimedes:
Who knows? Who knows anything?

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[Arthur returns to the tournament with the Sword in the Stone]

Arthur:
Kay! Kay! Here's a sword!

Kay:
[Takes the sword] This is not my sword!

Sir Ector:
Hold on, Kay! Wait a minute. [Reads the inscription under the hilt] "Whoso pulleth out this sword..." [Shocked] Why, it's...it's the Sword in the Stone!

Sir Bart:
The Sword in the Stone?! It can't be!

Sir Ector:
But look! It is!

Sir Pellinore:
It's the marvelous sword!

Sir Bart:
[To the townspeople] Hold everything! Someone's pulled the sword from the stone!

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[After Arthur pulls the Sword from the Stone again]

Sir Pellinore:
It's a miracle, ordained by Heaven. This boy is our King!

Sir Ector:
Well, by Jove...

Sir Bart:
What's the lad's name?

Sir Ector:
Eh, Wart. Oh, uh, I mean, Arthur.

Sir Bart:
Hail King Arthur!

Knights:
HAIL KING ARTHUR! LONG LIVE THE KING!

Archimedes:
[laughing] I can't believe it!

Sir Ector:
[bowing before Arthur humbly] Oh, forgive me, son. Forgive me.

Arthur:
Oh, please don't, sir.

Sir Ector:
Kay, bow down to your King.

[Kay bows as well, with an expression of remorse and humility]

Narrator:
So at last, the miracle had come to pass in that far-off time upon New Year's Day, and the glorious reign of King Arthur was begun.

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Gabriel:
Stanley, I'm about to do something that is against my better judgement. I'm going to tell you who I am.

Stanley:
Don't bother. I already know who you are.

Gabriel:
Really? You see I think that you think I'm a bank robber. But that's not the truth. The truth is I'm just like you.

Stanley:
You're a murderer.

Gabriel:
Indeed I am and worse, much worse.

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Marco:
[looks at Stanley while packing away a rocket launcher] What?

[pauses then looks to a hostage]

Marco:
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: If that launcher was a suppository, would that bad man stick it up my ass? Well, you eyeball me once more boy,

[puts a handgun to the hostage's head]

Marco:
and i'll stick it so far up your ass you'll be begging me for this bullet.

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Gabriel:
Twenty. [looks at Ginger] She dying Stanley.

Stanley:
Shut the FUCK up!

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[Stanley is going to drive Gabriel's car during a shoot-out with the police]

Stanley:
I can't drive this thing!

Gabriel:
Learn!

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Stanley:
How can you justify all this?

Gabriel:
You're not looking at the big picture Stan. Here's a scenario. You have the power to cure all the world's diseases but the price for this is that you must kill a single innocent child, could you kill that child Stanley?

Stanley:
No.

Gabriel:
You disappoint me, it's the greatest good.

Stanley:
Well how about 10 innocents?

Gabriel:
Now you're gettin' it, how about a hundred - how about a THOUSAND? Not to save the world but to preserve our way of life.

Stanley:
No man has the right to make that decision; you're no different from any other terrorist.

Gabriel:
No, you're wrong Stanley. Thousands die every day for no reason at all, where's your bleeding heart for them? You give your twenty dollars to Greenpeace every year thinking you're changing the world? What countries will harbor terrorists when they realize the consequences of what I'll do? Did you know that I can buy nuclear warheads in Minsk for forty million each? Hell, I'd buy half a dozen and even get a discount!

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