Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me is an American comedy-drama television series starring Ellen Muth and Mandy Patinkin as grim reapers who reside and work in Seattle, Washington. Filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, the show was created by Bryan Fuller for the Showtime cable network, where it ran for two seasons (2003–04). Fuller left the show five episodes into Season 1 because of creative differences; creative direction was taken over by executive producers John Masius and Stephen Godchaux. A direct-to-DVD movie titled Dead Like Me: Life After Death was released on February 17, 2009, with an option to restart the series. Eighteen-year-old Georgia "George" Lass (Ellen Muth) is the show's protagonist and narrator. George dies early in the pilot episode and becomes one of the "undead", a "grim reaper". George soon learns that a reaper's job is to remove the souls of people, preferably just before they die, and escort them until they move on into their afterlife. George's death leaves behind her mother (Cynthia Stevenson) and the rest of her family at a point when her relationships with them were on shaky ground. The show explores the experiences of a small team of such reapers, as well as the changes in George and her family as they deal with George's death.

Year:
2003
4,365 Views

Roxy:
I'm gonna get a pet bird.

Mason:
Don't get a bird.

Roxy:
Why not?

Mason:
Because they're weird. I dunno. I can't relate to a bird. They're so far removed. They've got different chromosomes... and they come from eggs...

Roxy:
They have faces.

Mason:
So do cockroaches. What are you going to do with a bird?

Roxy:
I'm gonna stick it in a cage and feed it, what do you think I'm gonna do with it?

Mason:
Well I think you should at least get one you can eat.

Roxy:
I'm gonna get a friend! I'm not going to eat my friend!

Mason:
They have brains the size of pistachios... it's not smart enough to be your friend.

Roxy:
You don't know what you're talking about! I saw this special on PBS called "Animal Miracles" and they did a dramatic re-enactment about a guy being robbed, and he had a parrot or a cockatoo or something, and that bird lost it's sh*t when its owner was attacked. It opened up it's cage...

Mason:
[Interrupting] Why would you put a bird in a cage if it can open the door?

Roxy:
[Getting frustrated] Where else are you going to put it? It opened up it's cage and went crazy, pecked out the robbers eyes, scratched his face up like he was Tippi Hedren or some sh*t. And don't you tell me that's not friendship.

Mason:
[a moment of silence] How big was this parrot?

Roxy:
I don't know, parrot size.

Mason:
Well a parrot can't take on a full-grown man unless that man is a big p*ssy...

Roxy:
I didn't say the parrot won! The robber stabbed it with a fork and killed it's owner. The bird's dead.

Mason:
So why are you getting a bird?

Roxy:
[Very frustrated] It's not about homeland security, you stupid mother f***er, I'm gonna get a friend!

Mason:
[Shocked]... Jesus...

Ray Summers:
[George and Ray are playing darts and Ray sees Mason and Daisy laughing together] So what's that about?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
Probably you.

Ray Summers:
I find your friend Daisy painfully attractive.

Georgia 'George' Lass:
Take a number.

Ray Summers:
How do you know her?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
That's none of your f***ing business.

Ray Summers:
You're an angry little thing aren't you?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
[turns to face him] You call me a "little thing" again and I'll put this f***in' dart right between your twinkling eyes!

Ray Summers:
Nother' tequila?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
Please. [throws dart] So you the love em' and leave em' type?

Ray Summers:
I've done that.

Georgia 'George' Lass:
What is up with that?

Ray Summers:
What's the matter George? A boy not nice to you?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
[sarcastically] No, I'm good.

Ray Summers:
I'll bet you are. [turns to bartender] Macy, two more.

Ray Summers:
Ok George, five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One, we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two, we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three, we will lie, cheat, steal, or murder in order to get that thing... Why am I sugarcoating this? You're a big girl. In order to F*** you. [George's eyes widen] Four, we freely admit the number is one through three, and women don't care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it, you can't live without us.

Georgia 'George' Lass:
Here's to your bullshit Ray [they clink glasses and drink a shot, then George throws 3 darts, the last one a perfect bullseye] F***in' men.

[Roxy puts a ticket on a drifter's truck]

Chuck:
Take it back.

Roxy Harvey:
Ticket's already been written. They don't go back.

Chuck:
All right. Okay, then why don't you just shove those tickets where the sun don't shine, miss?

Roxy Harvey:
Step aside, sir. As I told you yesterday, if you have a complaint, there's a system in place.

Chuck:
Your system can suck my dick, miss. Okay? Now I ain't ever gonna pay those f***ing tickets, so just take your tickets, put 'em in your f***ing pocket and walk off.

Roxy Harvey:
You need to step off.

Chuck:
Step off? Step off? Okay, okay... step off! [Chuck attacks Roxy's vehicle]

Roxy Harvey:
Sir, that is city property!

Chuck:
You're not listening to me, okay! I ain't never gonna pay those tickets, so you take 'em back! I don't give a f*** about your goddamn rules, so take those goddamn tickets back! [grabs the tickets and slaps them against Roxy's chest]

Roxy Harvey:
Hold up, now! I can tolerate you cursing me out, screaming at me, disrespecting my vehicle but don't you *ever* put your hands on me!

[Chuck pokes Roxy repeatedly]

Georgia 'George' Lass:
[v.o] And that's when Roxy decided she didn't care about breaking the rules, either.

[Roxy pulls Chuck's soul out of his body]

Roxy Harvey:
Let me tell you something. I am trying to do my job, which is definitely my day job. If you keep f***ing with me, there are other skills I can employ that will give your life a turn for the strange and the painful! Do you understand me? [Chuck nods and Roxy puts his soul back]


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