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Physics teacher:
Why do I feel like Quinn is the only one who cares?

Quinn:
Even I don't care...

Physics teacher:
Oh, I'm a boring teacher.

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Dean Rivers:
I am flabbergasted, flabbergasted! Do you understand me?

(Everyone nods their heads "yes", except Logan who shakes his head "no" )

Dean Rivers:
What don't you understand, Logan?

Logan:
What flabbergasted means...

Dean Rivers:
It means I am shocked and outraged that you kids would defy PCA rules and run two illegal coffee shops right under my nose! I banned the coffee shops for a reason, and I expect my rules to be respected! Well, what do you have to say? (Everyone looks at Zoey)

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Quinn:
Stop zapping Logan!

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Quinn:
You're not gonna charge me, are you baby?

Logan:
Yes I am.

Quinn:
But, we're, boyfriend and girlfriend.

Logan:
I know but, business is business.

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

(after Dean Rivers accidentally uses Quinn's laser gun and destroys his cupboard, which reveals a coffee machine)

Lola:
What is that?

Dean Rivers:
(tries to hide it) Nothing! Let's forget about this whole thing, dismissed!

Michael:
(takes the coffee kettle) My goodness.

Quinn:
Is that coffee?

Zoey:
It looks like coffee!

Michael:
It smells like coffee!

Logan:
I am gabberflasted! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] I AM SHOCKED!

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Zoey:
Well, none of the kids at PCA think it was fair of you to ban the coffee carts in the first place.

Dean Rivers:
Who asked you?

Zoey:
You just did.

Dean Rivers:
Don't twist my words. When I ban something from this campus, it's banned! For you, for me, for everyone! [looks at Quinn's laser gun] And what is this thing? [picks it up]

Quinn:
I wouldn't touch that.

Dean Rivers:
I am the dean of this... (accidentally shoots a laser at his cupboard that destroys it)

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Michael:
I told you not to buy those cheap cups! (holds up a cardboard box that says "Kups") Don't buy cups with a "K"!

Logan:
They're quality cups!

Michael:
Look around!

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Zoey:
Everyone! (Everyone in Zoey's dorm looks) We're about to get busted!

(People look worried and shocked)

Quinn:
Well, don't just stand there!

Lola:
Hide everything!

(Everyone starts hiding everything)

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Zoey:
Dang it!

Lola:
Who says dang it?

Zoey:
People who grew up in the South?

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Michael:
But I just got a new mug!

Dean Rivers:
Then fill it with chowder!

Michael:
Chowder?

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Maurice:
Well, I guess someone doesn't understand what "banned" means.

Coco:
Maurice, listen--

Maurice:
Oh, get out of my sight.

Coco:
Wait. Why are you in the women's restroom?

Quinn:
He likes the lollipops.

Maurice:
I want you and your little chicky friends outta here.

Lola:
You can't throw us out!

Coco:
Yeah. Look, Maurice--

Maurice:
[removes the girls from the women's restroom] Yes, I can throw you out. Turn around. There's the exit. Move. Move, ladies. Ladies. Must I call security on you? Out of my bathroom. Out of my restaurant.

[Quinn, Lola, Coco and Maurice argue as Coco whimpers]

James:
What's going on?

Zoey:
I don't know.

Quinn:
Quit pushing us!

Lola:
We are citizens!

Coco:
Carl, help!

Carl:
[gets up from his seat and stops Maurice] Hey! Hey! What's the deal, buddy?

Maurice:
The deal is get out unless you want me to call the police.

Coco:
Make him let go of me.

Carl:
Sorry, baby. I'm on parole. [takes his food from the table and leaves the restaurant]

Coco:
[starts to cry]

[Zoey, James, Logan and Michael get up from their seats and confront Maurice]

James:
Sir, what's the problem here?

Maurice:
Mind your own business.

Zoey:
Don't talk to him like that.

Michael:
And let her go.

Maurice:
Oh. Is she a friend of yours?

Michael:
That's right.

Maurice:
Then all of you out of here! [the people at Vacarro get up from their seats and start to argue as the rest of the gang do the same when Maurice tries to throw Coco out of the restaurant] Come on, Coco. Get out, Get out, Get out, Coco.

Logan:
Do you know who my father is?

Maurice:
You're never coming in here again. Banned, Coco. Banned.

Man:
Freaks!

[while everyone argue, Lola takes a carrot, eats it and smiles]

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Lola:
Is it wrong to be in love with a crabcake?

Michael:
If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Quinn:
Did you guys know that crabs are omnivores that eat algae and fungus and worms?

Lola:
Algae and fungus and worms?

Michael:
Oh my!

[Lola and Logan puts their crabcake down]

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Michael:
Just thought I'd invite you to come shoot some pool with me and Lola! ...But she's awful.

Lola:
I heard that.

MichaelBut she's got some really good hearing!

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Logan:
You're lame.

Lola:
You're dumb!

Quinn:
Leave him alone!

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Michael:
We're gonna dish out a little comeuppance.

Logan:
The little thing you wear on your tuxedo?

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Logan:
So that's it?!

Michael:
That's just it?!

Quinn:
Yep!

Michael:
So Dean Rivers is just fine with letting him go to school here?

Lola:
Uh-huh.

Quinn:
He wouldn't even listen to us.

Zoey:
He just sat there making a teeny cheesecake.

Logan:
Did you remind him that he beat up me, Michael and Chase?!

Michael:
AND Del Figgalo!

Quinn:
Well, Mark probably deserved it.

Lola:
But he was your boyfriend.

Logan:
Well, he's not anymore! [Zoey and James look at each other confused, and Quinn glares at him] Well, he's not.

Michael:
I'm outraged! Out-raged!

Zoey:
Me, too!

James:
Now calm down. Have a capucchino.

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Lola:
[trying to knit her sweater] I am going to FIX you! ...After I eat that pudding. [she takes the pudding bowl from the pool table, but Michael takes it out of her hands]

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Lola:
And you'll fix it?

Zoey:
Yes, I'm Zoey, you new? Come on, Dustin.

[Zoey starts to leave, but Dustin is staring at Lola, who is wearing her bikini]

Lola:
...Quit looking at my swimsuit. (Nick's way of saying "Quit looking at my boobs.")

Dustin:
I'm not. You have a bug on your stomach.

(Lola screams as she waves herself around trying to get it off her)

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Logan:
Do you think he knows we're dating?

Quinn:
He might, which is really bad!

Logan:
I know! ...Wanna go make out?

Quinn:
Absolutely!

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

(Logan rides past Quinn sitting on a bench and crying so he turns his Jet-X around and parks it by the bench)

Logan:
What's your problem?

Quinn:
Nothing, Logan. Just keep riding.

Logan:
Have you been crying? What's wrong?

Quinn:
Nothing!

Logan:
C'mon. Talk to me.

Quinn:
Mark broke up with me.

Logan:
Oh, yeah. I heard you got dumped...(Quinn has a hurt look on her face)...Broken up with.

Quinn:
Yeah, after two years.

Logan:
Why did he dump...(Quinn looks hurt)...break up with you?

Quinn:
'Cuz he fell for Brooke Margolin.

Logan:
Oh, she's hot...(Quinn gives him a "Why would you say that?" look)...hot-ish.

(Quinn rolls her eyes and it transitions to Michael and the horse)

Michael:
(to the horse) You gotta quit following me around. (walks ahead then horse neighs) This is a school. You are not enrolled in it. Now, please, just go on home. (starts to walk away but horse follows) Will you stop following me around everywhere? Look, I'm not your owner and I'm not your friend. There, I said it.

(Zoey runs up to them, looking worried and running late)

Zoey:
Michael.

Michael:
What?

Zoey:
Can I use your Jet-X?

Michael:
It's back in my dorm.

Zoey:
Oh, man!

Michael:
What's the problem?

Zoey:
I laid down in the lounge to take a 5 minute nap, which turned into a 45 minute nap, and if I don't get to class in...(checks her phone for the time)...four minutes, Mr. Thatcher's gonna give me a zero and ruin my life.

Michael:
Well, uh...(looks at the horse)...I'll get you there...(jumps on horse)...give me your hand.

Zoey:
Where did you get a horse?

Michael:
No time for questions. Give me your hand. (Zoey reaches out to Michael, who gets her up on the horse. They ride off for class)

Zoey:
This is insane.

(Transitions back to Quinn and Logan on the bench)

Quinn:
I mean, I guess I can't be mad at Mark.

Logan:
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think Mark's an idiot.

Quinn:
Yeah, yeah, I know you hate him.

Logan:
I don't hate him, I mean, he's an idiot for breaking up with you.

Quinn:
Why do you say that?

Logan:
I don't know, I mean, we all know you're weird...(Quinn looks away slightly insulted)...but you're smart, pretty, and you're kinda fun.

Quinn:
Thanks.

Logan:
Sure, and why are you dressed like that?

Quinn:
I was trying to compete with Brooke.

Logan:
Well, don't.

(Logan puts on Quinn's glasses)

Logan:
There's Quinn.

(they kiss until Zoey and Michael ride past on the horse)

Logan:
Weirdest. Day. Ever.

Quinn:
Uh-huh.

(they slide away to opposite ends of the bench and avoid looking at each other, and then the scene transitions again)

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Lola:
Oh, God...you guys aren't gonna be one of those couples, aren't you?

Zoey:
I just fed him a grape. Want me to feed you one?

Lola:
Okay. (she does)

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

James:
Uh-oh, Zoey says I'm late.

Michael:
For what?

James:
I don't know. But she's my girlfriend, and says I'm late. So the best thing would be for me to run.

Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

(Quinn is playing with an art program on her computer to mess up a picture of Mark)

Lola:
What'cha doing?

Quinn:
Mangling Mark's face.

Lola:
This is not a good use of your time.

Quinn:
Well, it makes me feel better!

Zoey 101, Season 4

added by wikidude
8 months ago

Michael:
Smell my breath!

Logan:
No!

Michael:
Smell it! Does it smell like cookie in here? (he breathes in Logan's face)

Logan:
Gross! NEVER do that again!

Zoey 101, Season 4

added by wikidude
8 months ago

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