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Lola:
I don't wanna play volleyball with Gretchen.

Quinn:
How icky is she?

Lola:
Well, what is Chase thinking? Why would you wanna hang out with a girl like that?

Quinn:
Uh, it's pretty obvious.

Lola:
What?

Quinn:
She's blonde, insanely pretty. She looks like Zoey.

Lola:
Well, yeah, but... Oh my god, you think that's why he wants to be friends with her?

Quinn:
Totally. I mean, come on, there's nothing appealing about her personality. This is like Psychology 101. He misses Zoey, so he's trying to fill that void with a substitute.

Lola:
That's so stupid. No one can replace Zoey.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Michael:
Hey, you know Chase...he was probably on his way here, then fell down some stairs. Landed on his big bush of a head.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Zoey:
What are you guys doing here? Why didn't you tell me you were coming? Mom, what did you do to your hair? Why aren't you answering my questions?

Mr. Brooks:
'Cause you're not taking any pauses.

Zoey:
Why are you here?

Mrs. Brooks:
Well, we have a little news.

Zoey:
Are you having a baby, Mom?

Mrs. Brooks:
No.

Mr. Brooks:
No babies. No babies, right?

Mrs. Brooks:
No. No.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Stacey:
Have you heard the song I wrote? I can sing it for you.

Michael:
No! Please! What'd I ever do to you?

Stacey:
(singing off-key. Throughout the song, Michael is whining about the song and how horrible Stacey's singing is.) You can sip it in the morning, sip it in the evening, even at a quarter to three! 'Cause I like sassafras, you like sassafras, we like sassafras teeeeeeeeeeeeeea!

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Zoey:
You know, it's really wrong to read another person's e-mail.

Chase:
You want me to stop?

Zoey:
No! Read it!

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Lola:
I can't believe I'm transporting Logan Reese's underpants.

Chase:
Yeah, well if you're really in the mood, try typing up this 26 page history report.

Lola:
Why'd he have to buy that stupid car and lose all his money? I liked him better when he was rich and obnoxious.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Lola:
Why should we help him?

Chase:
He wouldn't help us.

Zoey:
Yeah, but we're good people.

Lola:
Yeah, I am a good person.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Michael:
Yeah, life is hard.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Logan:
The lunch lady. I used to pay her to blow dry and fluff my hair every morning, which is why I'd look so awesome. But now since my evil father closed my bank account, I can't pay her to do it anymore.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Logan:
Juanita didn't fluff it. That's what's wrong with it.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Chase:
What's wrong with your hair?

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Michael:
Yeah, you've looked better.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Logan:
I hate my life.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Michael:
Why couldn't his dad had've taken Logan away and left all the cool stuff? (Logan walks into the room) What's up, poor boy? (Chuckles)

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Chase:
I miss Logan's plasma screen.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Zoey:
He's letting kids throw tomatoes at him?

Lola:
For a dollar a piece?

Chase:
Can I have a dollar? (Zoey nudges him)

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Zoey:
Oh my God, we actually feel bad for Logan Reese.

Lola:
Unbelievable.

Zoey:
Wow.

Chase:
That's insane.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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Chauncy:
Excuse me, children, please leave this room so that Mr. Reese may speak with his son.

Chase:
Hey, come on, this is my room too. [Chauncy offers him a $50 bill] You know, suddenly, I feel like standing in the hallway. Come along, Zoey. [he and Zoey leave the room]

Zoey:
You're giving me half that money. [Chauncy closes the door after them]

Logan:
[feeling concerned] What's going on?

Malcolm Reese:
This is the bill for my United Express credit card. [holds up a piece of paper]

Logan:
So?

Malcolm Reese:
$327, 000?

Logan:
You said I could use the credit card at PCA whenever I wanted.

Malcolm Reese:
For books, food, maybe a little entertainment.

Logan:
I ask you for permission to borrow your car.

Malcolm Reese:
Unless, It's going back.

Logan:
What?

Malcolm Reese:
I'm cutting you off. [Logan looks shocked] No money, no checkbook, no credit cards.

Logan:
What? Dad, and Chauncy, you have to forgive me!

Chauncy:
from taking your dad's car without asking him?

Logan:
Yes, If you give me a second chance? I promise, I'll ask permission to borrowed my dad's car

Malcolm Reese:
[as Logan faces him] Very Well, Then give me your credit card. [Logan then feebly gives the credit card to him] Chauncy? [Chauncy then takes out a pair of scissors]

Logan:
[now getting frantic] What, what, what? No, no! Wait! No, no! [Malcolm takes the scissors from Chauncy and cuts the credit card in half] [Screaming] [Malcolm then hands the destroyed credit card back to his distressed son, and returns the scissors to Chauncy, before walking over and opening the room's door] Dad!

Malcolm Reese:
Gentlemen, take the plasma screen, the laptop, the stereo, and all that stuff to my son's dorm. [Two movers enter the room, head over to Logan's stereo and start to unplug it]

Logan:
[realizing that his dad is not only taking away his money but also his luxury items as well] No, no! Dad, please! Why? Why the stereo? I need the stereo, I have to listen to music! [The movers pick up and carry away the stereo as Logan continues to plead] Oh, no, please! Put it down! Dad, please! Please! [Malcolm continues to stand firm, ignoring his son's pleas, as the movers return, unplug the plasma screen TV, and carry it out of the room] No! Dad, not the plasma screen! No! Noooooooooooooooooo! [Logan collapses to his knees in distress]

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Michael:
Hey, is this a dolphin, or a porpoise?

Chase:
...That's a trash bag...

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Chase:
This is so much better than a beauty pageant.

Quinn:
So much better!

Michael:
Girls β€” always fighting dirty.

Quinn:
(starts to laugh) Fighting dirty, That's funny!

Michael:
It is? ...Yeah, that's right, it is! It sure is! You just laugh it up, Quinn. Compliments of Michael Barrett!

Chase:
It wasn't that funny.

Quinn:
I know. But now, he'll stop trying to make me laugh.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Zoey:
This is important to me! I want to be on the cover of Buzz!

Chase:
No, you don't, you're just obsessed with beating Lola because you guys are in a fight!

Zoey:
Okay, I do not need a therapist, so if you're not gonna help meβ€”

Chase:
Maybe, you do need a therapist, because you're not even acting like you.

Zoey:
Oh, I'm not?

Chase:
You're the one who said contests like this bring out the worst in people. Well, guess what? It's bringing out the worst in you!

Zoey:
That's so not true!

Chase:
It's like...you? To run around, freaking out, dying for Logan to pick you as the prettiest girl at PCA?

Zoey:
(brief pause) ...Topaz, pearls, or red balls?

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Michael:
You know, why do they call this an "eggplant"? It doesn't look like an egg, it doesn't look like a plant.

Lola:
So, what should they call it?

Michael:
I don't know. Veggabush.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Logan:
All right! You want an idea? How about... your characters are bowling pins and you're terrified of being hit by the bowling ball. How's that?

Michael:
That could be really funny. How did you think of that?

Logan:
I'm good at everything.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Chase:
Okay, you are the worst roommate ever!

Logan:
But, I am goooood-looking.

Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

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