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Chase: We're being sued... Michael: (cries for a bit) I told you we should've gone with the dolphins! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Michael: (at the table with Chase) Ah, we're cute. Chase: Yeah. Now, we just need 25 more ideas. Michael: Yeah. Okay, okay. How about this. Our characters are two dolphins that are afraid to be hit by a boat. Chase: Yeah. See, that's the same thing as the bowling pins. Michael: No, we're dolphins. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
(on "The Chase and Michael Show", the two boys are bowling pins about to be hit by the ball) Michael: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Chase: Calm down! Michael: I can't calm down! We're about to be hit by a big, flat ball! Chase: B-b-but, maybe it will miss us! Michael: How's it gonna miss us?! We're right in front! Oh, man! He's about to roll! It's gonna roll! Chase: Hey, I got an idea! Michael: Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me! Chase: When the ball rolls at us, hop up and down. Michael: Why?! Chase: 'Cause, maybe-maybe when the ball gets here, we'll be up! And it'll roll right under us! Michael: Here comes the ball! Ahhhhhh! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Lola: (to Zoey) On a first date, a guy and a girl are just checking each other out. Quinn: The second dates are like a compatibility test. To see whether you guys get along. Lola: Third date is a real turning point. Quinn: Whether to see if your gilfriend material. Lola: Or the dreaded "just friends". – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Logan: How could you two just let those guys beat me up last night? How could you do that? Michael: It was easy. Chase: We just walked back to the dorm, and went to sleep. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Logan: Sweet! My J-Phone just downloaded three new shows and two movie previews! Michael: Oh, will you quit showing off your fancy Asian phone? Logan: Ooh, what, you're not gonna say it's drippin? Michael: Hey, hey. Don't you mock drippin'. Don't you mock my new word! Chief Beck: 'Scuse me, is that the J-Phone, from Japan? Logan: Yeah, but uh... [whispers] Don't say anything okay? They're not legal in America. [winks] Chief Beck: I'm aware of that. [takes the J-Phone from Logan] Logan: Hey! [Chief Beck holds a scanner next to the J-Phone and after a few seconds the screen on the scanner reads "FREQUENCY 452.8 RPT"] Chief Beck: Dean Rivers, can you come over here please? [Dean Rivers walks over] Chief Beck: [shows him the J-Phone] Here's what's been setting off the fire alarm every night. [points at Logan] This kid's cellphone. Logan: Huh? Chief Beck: It's called a J-Phone, made in Japan. They're illegal in the U.S. because they operate on restricted frequencies used by police and fire departments. [glares at Logan] Frequencies that set off fire alarms. Bully: You're a dead man, Reese. Nerd: Yeah! [Logan glances nervously at the crowd of angry boys gathered behind him] Logan: [laughs] Right, I'm sure you're all just gonna beat me up, right here in front of Dean Rivers. Firefighter: Chief Beck, our coffee's ready! Chief Beck: Oh! Coffee! Dean Rivers: Let's get some. [Chief Beck and Dean Rivers walk away] Logan: Uh, Dean Rivers? [the boys move towards him] Dean? Sir! Chase: Uh... [clears throat] Run. [Logan runs] Unknown Guy: Let's get him! [the other boys form an angry mob and run after Logan, except Chase and Michael] – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Lola: You can stay here! Quinn: You can move in with us! Lola: You can even take a digital picture of my bra! Dustin: Can't...breathe! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Dean Rivers: (after the fire alarm has gone off for the second night) All right, I told you what would happen if someone pulled that fire alarm again. All of you have detention this Saturday. (all of the boys groan as they start to walk inside) Bully: Who keeps pulling that stupid alarm?! [to a nerd] Was it you?! Nerd: No! No, I-I-I'd never do any- [bully pushes him to the ground] Ow! Ow, ow, rupture! Chase: Whoa, hey! We're not gonna solve this problem by shoving random nerds. Bully: Oooooooh! Excuse me, voice of reason! Michael: Look, I'm tired of being woken up in the middle of the night when I'm dreaming about... [the others look at him] You people don't need to know what I dream about! Logan: Well, I don't like detention. Bully: Neither do I! Chase: Hey! How about we take turns, staying up, hiding, watching the fire alarm? That way, we'll catch whoever's doing it. Bully: That's good. Michael: Yeah! That idea's drippin! Chase: It's not gonna catch on. [they start to walk back inside] Michael: Yes, it will. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Dean Rivers: (after the fire alarm has gone off) All right, all right, the good news is there's no fire.(They cheer) Wait, wait. The bad news, one of you obviously pulled the fire alarm for no reason. Would the person who did it like to confess? (nobody talks) I didn't think so. All right, let me be clear. Pulling a fire alarm is not funny. (laughter is heard) It's a serious offense. If it happens again, and I don't find out who it is, I'm giving this entire dorm detention. (the boys start complaining) Now, go back to bed. Logan: OK, whoever pulled the alarm, if you do it again, you're getting your butt kicked. Michael: Yeah, a fake fire alarm is not drippin'. (all of the boys look at Michael) Chase: Saying drippin' is not drippin'. Michael: Hey, hey! You can't use the term against itself. [to himself] I hate when people disrespect my term... I need some French fries. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Lola: How long do you plan to let Dustin keep staying here at night? Zoey: 'Til he's not scared anymore. Lola: What if that takes weeks? I can't handle that, Zoey! I need to be able to throw my bra on the floor without worrying if your little brother's gonna find it, take a digital picture of it, and show it to his friends. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Logan: Oh... my God. Chase: I'll never be the same. Michael: Now, I know why they call 'em chopsticks. Chase: Uh, you okay there, Dustin? [Dustin just stares at the blank TV screen] Logan: Come on, kid, it was just a movie, not like they're gonna come and-- [Dustin gets up and runs out of the room] – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Michael: Are you feelin' flumpy? – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
(police sirens heard from out of nowhere and police cars arrive) Dean Rivers: Why are the police here? Pierre LeMange: (recognizing one of the cops) John Jones! (drops plate of ribs and runs off) Detective Jones: There he is! (Detective Jones whistles as he and the police chase Pierre LeMange as he runs) Police Officer: He's running! (Pierre LeMange runs towards the steps, but a tenth grader blocks his way) Police Officer: Get him! (Pierre LeMange runs towards the other side) Police Officer: Don't let him get away! (The police finally catch Pierre LeMange and tackle him on the ground) Detective Jones: Cuff him, fellas! Zoey: What was that about? Police Officer: (puts handcuffs on Pierre LeMange) You're under arrest. Come on, let's go. Dean Rivers: (confused) Why is Pierre LeMange under arrest? Detective Jones: Well, this guy's not Pierre LeMange. Coco: (outraged) WHAT?! Detective Jones: He's an imposter. He goes around the country pretending he's Mr. LeMange so he can get free stuff and special V.I.P. treatment. Chase: (outraged) No way! Logan: (outraged) For real?! Detective Jones: Yup. We've been chasing this guy ever since the Burbank tamale festival. Zoey: (outraged) Oh, my God! Michael: (confused) Burbank has a tamale festival? Detective Jones: Put him in the car. (The police put the fake Pierre LeMange in the back of the police car) Coco: (running after the fake Pierre LeMange) WAIT! WAIT FOR COCO! Police Officer: (through bullhorn) Step away from the car! Fake Pierre LeMange: (as police car drives away with him in it) Uh, you have sauce all over your face. Logan: (sarcastic) Great! This whole rib cook-off was for nothing! Chase: No it wasn't. Lola: Yeah, we had some fun, had some ribs, got to see some cops tackle some fake dude. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Chase: Aww...Now that's nice. Michael: What's nice? Zoey: Seeing You two cooperate. Logan: Well, ribs do bring people together. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Chase: (picks Coco's laundry) Uh...Coco? You forgot your pillowcase. Coco: That's my underwear. (takes laundry and walks away) Chase: (looks at hand in horror) Well...Now, I have to go boil my hand.... – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Stacey: (squeals and picks up swabs) You hear that, my little cotton-topped friends? Soon, I'll be Mrs. Stacy Reese! (throws swabs and squeals) – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Chase: Go and drink your glove! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Zoey: Why would you want a date with Logan? Stacey: Have you seen him? He's scrumptious! AND HIS ARMS! Oh, his arms! (swoons) – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Chase: Teach me to dance, or I'll tell everyone at PCA that you both cried at the end of last year's American Idol finale. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Lola: (talking to Gene on the phone) Hey, Gene! You wanna be in the dance contest with my friend, Zoey? She's cute and boyfriendless! Zoey: You're such an idiot. (takes the phone out of Lola's hand) – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Lola: (in British accent) Oh, look, it's my gorgeous roommate, Zoey Brooks, with a bottle of Blix in her hand. Zoey: ...Should I call the campus psychologist? – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Michael: (listening to mp3 player) I'm just another kind of girl, and you wanna be my squirrel.. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Zoey: It's true, my roommate's a freak! [Quinn looks at her] Lola. Quinn: Oh. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago
Chase: You people are disturbed! Lola: Pretty much. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 8 months ago

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