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Lola:
Either of you two seen the remote?

Quinn:
It's right over there.

[Lola tries to reach the remote from her cushion, unsuccessfully]

Lola:
I guess I'll just take a nap.

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Mira:
Well, it's really cool to meet you guys. If you need me, call any time. (Mira leaves)

Zoey, Lola, Quinn, and Stacey:
Bye.

Lola:
Wow, a dorm adviser who's normal.

Quinn:
Who dresses cool.

Lola:
And doesn't smell like bugs and ravioli.

Zoey:
Ok, can we stop trashing Coco behind her back?

Quinn:
Why not? Most people trash her right to her face.

Zoey:
Yeah, but I feel like I got her fired.

Lola:
It wasn't your fault.

Stacey:
Anyways, Coco already got another job.

Zoey:
She did?

Lola:
Really?

Quinn:
Already?

Stacey:
Yeah, she's working at Vaccaro's Fancy Restaurant just a half a mile up the street from PCA.

Lola:
See, I bet a server there makes a ton more money than a school dorm advisor.

Zoey:
Good, that makes me feel a little better.

Stacey:
Um, Coco isn't working there as a server.

Zoey:
Then what's she doing there? (scene changes to Carl's Mini Fancy Restaurant's lady's restroom)

Coco:
(to woman) Hey! I'm Coco, ladies restroom attendant. You having a nice dinner? What'd you order? (sniffs her) Steak! (woman walks away and Zoey walks in) Zoey, what are you doing here?

Zoey:
Well, Stacey told me you got a job and I just wanted to come by and say "hey."

Coco:
Hey.

(older woman walks in and goes into the stall)

Zoey:
Look, I'm so sorry about what happened.

Coco:
I'm not. This job is fantastic.

Zoey:
Yeah?

Coco:
Yeah, seriously. Don't worry about it. It's really great, um, sometimes they let me--

Old Woman:
(from inside a stall) Oh my GOD! This toilet's stopped up! Do you mind?

Coco:
Yes, ma'am. (Coco heads over to the stall and turns to Zoey, sobbing) "KILL ME!! GO GET A HAMMER, THEN COME BACK, AND KILL ME WITH IT!" (walks into the stall) OH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Zoey:
Hey guys, will you sign this petition to bring Coco back?

(Girls laugh)

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

(Michael is swimming in the hot tub before Logan arrives)

Logan:
Hey, Michael.

(he doesn't answer, so Logan throws a squish toy football at him. Michael goes crazy, then turns to him and removes his goggles and snorkel)

Michael:
What?

Logan:
Our problems are over!

Michael:
You got us that special shampoo?

Logan:
No. I found a way to convince that housing lady that Chase is still our roommate.

Michael:
How are we gonna do that?

(Logan leaves to go get something, then comes back with a fake version of Chase and waves his arm)

Logan:
(impersonates Chase) I'm back.

(Michael nods at the idea as Logan does some poses on the fake Chase)

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Michael:
I don't wanna live with "Mooshna."

Logan:
Dietrich.

Michael:
I don't want any new roommate!

Logan:
Then we gotta figure out a way to make her think Chase still lives here.

Mark:
(over walkie-talkie) Can I stop doing this?

Michael:
(into walkie-talkie; yelling) NO!

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Lola:
You're supposed to be stalling Zoey!

Mark:
I did as long as I could, but I ran out of stuff to say.

Quinn:
So what happened?!

Mark:
.... I pushed her .... into a bush.

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Michael:
What is wrong with you people?!

Lola:
You said we should try!

Michael:
Not to kill me!

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Chase:
I love you, Zoey.

Zoey:
Now, was that so hard to say to my face?

Chase:
It was easy.

Zoey:
Good. I love you too.

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Chase:
Michael! Zoey left England. She went back to --

Zoey:
Hey.

Chase:
Zoey. (smiles) So...you're back at PCA.

Zoey:
Yeah. And you're in England...at Covington?

Chase:
Uh...yep.

Zoey:
Why'd you go there?

Chase:
'Cause you wouldn't go there! To PCA! Or...I thought you wouldn't...which clearly you did. (pauses) Why...did you?

Zoey :
I missed you.

Chase :
I missed you too.

Zoey:
And...I, uh...kind of heard something.

Chase:
What do you mean?

Zoey:
Well...a few weeks ago, when I was there, and you were here...

Chase:
Yeah?

Zoey:
I guess you, or Michael or Logan, left your video chat on...

Chase:
Okay...

Zoey:
And I heard you say something.

Chase:
Uh...could you be more specific?

Zoey:
(sighs) I heard you say you're in love with me.

Chase :
Oh. That's uh...pretty specific. Could you hold on a sec?

Zoey:
Sure.

Chase:
(turns off computer) OH MY GOD!!!! (turns computer back on)

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Chase:
Zoey transferred back to PCA?!

Zoey:
: Chase moved to England?!

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Zoey:
OH MY GOD! He went to England!

Lola:
This is so tragic!

Quinn:
It's kind of sweet.

Zoey:
TRAGIC!

Quinn:
OKAY! Tragic!

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Chase:
Colin, don't call me a nit!

– Zoey 101, Season 4

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8 months ago

Chase:
You're right... Everything you guys said is true.

Michael:
We know you miss Zoey, man.

Chase:
I don't just miss her... I'm in love with her. I've been in love with Zoey ever since I met her. When she got out of her dad's car, and I saw her standing there, and I rode my bike into that stupid flagpole, (Zoey softly smiles) I was in love with Zoey before I hit the ground, and I don't think that feeling's ever gonna go away. (Zoey looks surprised)

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Chase:
(calms down) I'm sorry!

Logan:
It's cool.

Chase:
I'm sorry!

Michael:
It's okay.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Logan:
Ooh! Looky here.

Chase:
Put that down.

Logan:
Zoey gave you this, right?

Chase:
Maybe, just put it down.

Logan:
Why? If you don't care about Zoey, then why would you care about a stupid little stuffed animal she gave you?

Michael:
Logan...

Logan:
It's cool. Chase doesn't care about it.

Chase:
That's right, I don't.

Logan:
Good.

Chase:
Good.

Logan:
Well then I guess it wouldn't bug you if I do this! (rips the head off the giraffe)

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Logan:
You're saying it's just a coincidence that Gretchen looks exactly like Zoey?

Chase:
I don't even see a resemblance.

Michael:
(scoffs) Everybody thinks they look alike!

Logan:
And that's why you're hanging out with her! She's your little "Zoey replacement," and that's a little bit sick.

Michael:
(to Logan) Uh, subtle.

Logan:
He needs to hear this.

Chase:
I don't need to hear anything from you guys right now. (as Zoey reads a magazine, a small beep from her computer alerts her that she has a webcam connection, and she begins to watch the conversation) If you cared about me, you wouldn't judge my friends!

Michael:
So you don't think it's weird that right after she leaves PCA, you make friends with some bizarr-o girl that just happens to look exactly like Zoey?

Chase:
Gretchen is a lot of fun.

Logan:
Ha! Yeah, like the way she spits and picks her nose?

Michael:
Oh, yeah. Don't forget the fun way she pops her pimples at lunch!

Chase:
Unlock the door.

Logan:
We'll unlock the door when you admit that you miss Zoey.

Chase:
Well, then we better order some pizzas and a toilet, 'cause we're gonna be in here for a while.

Logan:
Why is it so hard for you to just admit it's killing you that Zoey's gone?

Chase:
It's hard to admit something that's not true! (Zoey looks upset)

Michael:
Chase...

Chase:
Enough! Alright?

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Chase:
Unlock the door.

Michael:
It's okay that you miss Zoey.

Chase:
I don't miss Zoey. Okay, I haven't even thought about her since she left.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Chase:
I saw this in a prison movie.

Logan:
We need to talk.

Michael:
We do.

Chase:
Okay, is, uh... (takes his backpack off and puts it down) everything all right?

Michael:
Nope.

Logan:
You gotta quit hanging around with Gretchen.

Chase:
Oh, really?

Michael:
Really.

Chase:
Why?

Logan:
She's disgusting!

Chase:
Hey, well, don't hold back.

Michael:
Come on, you know you wouldn't hang out with that girl in a million years if she didn't... (sighs)

Chase:
If she didn't what? (Logan and Michael don't answer) If she didn't what? Just say it.

Logan:
If she didn't look like Zoey.

Chase:
(snorts twice) You guys are ridiculous.

Michael:
I don't think we're ridiculous.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Michael:
Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Michael:
I see no little box!

Logan:
Well, just click somewhere!

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Michael:
How's it coming?

Logan:
I'm getting it. Why don't you come help me?

Michael:
Because if I don't send this report to Mr. Bender, I'm gonna get a 0. (tries to X-out) How do you close this webcam software?

Logan:
Just click on the little box in the corner.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Lola:
How can a girl that looks that much like Zoey be so--?

Quinn:
(finishes) Nauseating?!

Lola:
Yeah.

Michael:
(sighs) I think it's time.

Lola:
For what?

Michael:
An intervention. We gotta talk to Chase about Gretchen.

Quinn:
All of us together?

Michael:
Naw. (points to Logan with his thumb) I think me and Logan should do it alone. Could get ugly.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Logan:
What's wrong with him? Why can't he see that Gretchen's disgusting?

Michael:
Tsk. Because she looks like Zoey.

Logan:
Then Chase needs a psychiatrist.

Michael:
Ah, give the boy a break.

Logan:
Dude. Trying to replace a girl with another girl just 'cause they look alike, that's a little sick.

Michael:
So? You're sick too.

Logan:
I'm not sick!

Michael:
Then why do you take at least a hundred digital pictures of yourself every week?

Logan:
'Cause I have movie star good looks.

Michael:
See that? You're sicker than I thought.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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8 months ago

Logan:
There he is. What are you doing?

Michael:
You were supposed to meet us at Sushi Rox.

Chase:
I am, but I invited Gretchen, and she's a little late.

Logan:
Oh, why'd you invite Gretchen?

Chase:
'Cause she's my bud. I'll go see if I can find her in the hall.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

added by wikidude
8 months ago

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