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Zoey: Look at you! How can you not get mad?! Logan: 'Cause I'm too smart for you. And you. And you! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
James: Hey, I'm gonna go shoot some hoops. Logan: Who cares what you do? – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Quinn: So, we're good? Lola: We're good. What do you say we go down to the lounge and gawk at guys? Quinn: Let's gawk. (the two walk off laughing) – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
James: My shoes are bigger. Logan: No, they're not. James: Yeah, they are. Logan: You're wearing sandals. James: They're pretty thick. Logan: They're just sandals, they're normal sandals. – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Michael: Ha, hey! It's the angry young man! Logan: Not funny, dude! I just spent two hours in a classroom full of freaks! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Logan: (addressing anger management class) I go to PCA, a boarding school not too far from here. And I left a voicemail to this kid, Dustin--- David: You're the jerk that left that voicemail?! Angry Female student: I heard that on the internet! (Anger management class surrounds Logan and starts yelling at him) Logan: (To Katie) Hey, can I borrow a pen? Katie: (To Logan) DON'T HASSLE ME!!! (Anger management class surrounds Logan and starts yelling at him once again) – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Anger Management Teacher: Logan, can you answer the question? Logan: I don't know. I guess when people get angry when, they don't get what they want. Anger Management Teacher: That's part of it. Yes. – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Dean Rivers: Did you, or did you not leave that message on Dustin's voicemail? Logan: Yeah, but I didn't want anybody else to hear it. Dean Rivers: Everybody's heard it. Half of America has heard it. It's all over the web. You have brought disgrace to Pacific Coast Academy and-- What are you doing? Logan: Just checking some sport scores. You should get one of these-- Dean Rivers: Stop speaking! You should never have left that voicemail, it was out of control. Logan: OK, I get it. No more angry voicemails. Now can I please go work on my tan while the sun is still out? Dean Rivers: You don't get it. Logan: Get what? Dean Rivers: I've had calls from the PCA Board of Directors, the Alumni Association, and I've heard from dozens of parents, all of them complained about that vicious voicemail you left Dustin. A lot of people want me to expel you. Logan: Then why don't you tell them all, that my dad donates a million dollars a year to this school, which makes me untouchable. Dean Rivers: Your daddy's money isn't going to help you this time. Logan: Come on, you can't expel me. Dean Rivers: I'm sending you to a 10 week class in anger management. Logan: Why?! Dean Rivers: Because you have an anger problem. Logan: I do not! This whole thing is just stupid. I don't have an anger problem! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
[while Logan's voicemail is being shown on PCA News] Jeremiah Trottman: I know it's not the place of a journalist to give his opinion, but in this case I must. Logan Reese, you are despicable! Jeremiah Trottman, PCA News. Courage! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
[After Dustin plays Logan's voicemail for Zoey, James, and Michael] Michael: Oh my God. James: Who talks to a kid like that? Zoey: [angrily walks over to the closet and begins rummaging] Michael, where are your golf clubs? I'm gonna use a five iron on Logan's head! Here they are. [draws out a long golf club and begins walking towards the door, but James takes the club from her and Michael grabs her around the waist and lifts her up] Hey, put me down! [Michael sits her down on the couch beside him] Am I the only one who wants to do something about this?! Michael: No, you're just the only one who wants to drive Logan's head 150 yards. Zoey: I want to get him! James: We're gonna get him. Zoey: How?! James: I think we just need to let Logan hear what he sounds like. [waves Dustin's cellphone with Logan's voicemail on it] Dustin: He won't care. Zoey: No way he'll care. James: I bet he'll care if a lotta people hear what he sounds like. [connects Dustin's cellphone to the computer and begins uploading the voicemail online] – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
(Logan is sending an angry voicemail to Dustin) Logan: Listen to me, Dustin! I told you that I expect you to answer your cellphone when I call! I've been trying to reach you for over 10 minutes! And now, I'm late for ping pong! Okay! You've made a fool out of me for the last time! I don't care if you're 11, or 12, or however old you are! You're old enough to not be this much of an idiot! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Awesome. So, I'll see you in class tomorrow. James: I'll see you. (James and Zoey stare passionately at one moment. Then they kiss for the first time) Both: Oh, my God. (they kiss again) – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Michael: I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man! Logan: Relax! Michael: We're under dorm arrest! If my grandma hears my name in the same sentence with the word "arrest", that lady's gonna back up over me with her pick-up truck. And she's got big old tractor tires on that thing! How come you're so calm about this? Logan: Because, I'm rich and innocent. I'm also great looking, but that's just gravy. – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Okay, but hurry, because I bet the guys are freaking out. – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Lola: [yelling at Shaymus] DID YOU SMASH THE TROPHY?! Shaymus: I never smashed nothing, you little chicken! Lola: LIAR!!! Zoey: We're sorry we bothered you! Shaymus: [to Lola] I'm sorry SHE exists! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: So you're sure you were nowhere near the admin building last night between midnight and 1:00 a.m? Lunch Lady: I'm sure. I was already in bed asleep by 10- Lola: [yelling] WE'RE NOT IDIOTS!!! Lunch Lady: I-I never called you an- Lola: WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 1:00 A.M.?! Lunch Lady: Now you're scaring me! Zoey: 'Scuse us! (drags Lola away) Lola: She's a liar! That's a lying lunch lady! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Hey guys, we got a problem. Quinn: What's wrong? Zoey: Michael just called me and said that he and Lo...Why is Quinn a clown? Lola: I got bored! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Dean Rivers: You both know why you're here? [neither Michael nor Logan talks] Well? You want to confess? Michael: I'm sorry! My apple tasted funny so I just heaved it! I didn't know it was gonna hit that squirrel! Logan: I have no idea what he's talking about. Dean Rivers: This isn't about squirrels or fruit! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
(Coco is crying really loud and putting suitcases into the back of her car) Zoey: Um, Coco? Coco: I can't go camping, leave me alone. Lola: Okay, what do you mean you can't go camping? Zoey: What's the problem? Coco: I thought Carl, my boyfriend, might be cheating on me. (The kids all moan) Coco: So I went to his house and I climbed up the tree in his front yard to wait for him to come home, right? Kids: Right, makes sense, yea. Coco: Then I thought he was gonna bring home another girl, which he did, but it was his mother. Logan: Okay, well, that's good. Coco: No, because the branch I was sitting on broke and I fell on her. Lola: Oh my God! Zoey: Is she hurt? Coco: I don't know, Carl says she has a fractured neck or something. Michael: Okay, so then what happened? Coco: He called me a lunatic, then broke up with me, so now I have to drive to Frezno and fix this. (Coco continues crying and gets in the front seat of her car) Quinn: You can't just leave us here at PCA. Lola: It's semester break! (Coco starts driving away and crying) Logan: Wait! Zoey: What are we supposed to do? (Coco drives away and her suitcase falls out of the back of her car spilling underwear and ravioli all over the road.) – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
[after Burvich sees that Michael and Logan used a fake Chase] Burvich: FAKE! He's a fake boy! I knew Chase Matthews left PCA. And let me tell you something, mister...you and Logan are getting... Michael: OH, HA HA HA! [runs off] Burvich: You and Logan...ARE GETTING A NEW ROOMMATE!!! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Mira: [crying] Are you gonna fire me? Dean Rivers: Well, duh! Lola: Get out of here, you nutbar! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Quinn: [chasing a group of people] I'LL CATCH YOU EVENTUALLY! JUST SIGN THE PETITION! – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Lola: When I was little, I only liked smooth peanut butter. But now I'm a chunky girl. Quinn: Chunky? Lola: Well, not THAT way. – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago
[when the girls are going with Dean Rivers to confront Mira] Lola: You don't have any peanut butter in your pocket, do you? [he looks at her confused] – Zoey 101, Season 4	added by wikidude 6 months ago

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