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Lola:
(to Chase about Zoey and Logan) Why do you care so much about this?

Chase:
Because I'm a caring person, see?!?! (makes caring face)

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Quinn:
I thought Chase was over Zoey!

Lola:
So did I.

Chase:
What do you mean? There was no two year crush on Zoey! Right, Michael?

Michael:
(sarcastic) Yes, there was no crush, you silly people.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Lola:
Aw, don't feel so bad.

Quinn:
How can I not? I've been intellectually bested by an animal with a brain the size of a raisin. He won, I lost.

Lola:
I don't even think the rat knew he was in a competition.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Chase:
She's not dating Logan, okay? I've known her since the first day she came here to PCA and I know she'd never date a jerk like Logan!

Lola:
He's one of your best friends!!

Chase:
Which is how I know he's a jerk!

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Ms. Bromwell:
Oh, Zoey, you're good friends with Chase... Is his hair naturally that way or is it a perm?

Zoey:
Uhh.. It's natural.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Lola:
You know, most girls' biggest problems with their roommate is they borrow their clothes without asking. I've got one who loses rats, shoots me in the head with plasma bolts, and fills my room with homemade nerve gas.

Quinn:
...Thanks...

Lola:
Which, apparently, doesn't work too well.

Quinn:
Oh! Why isn't he unconscious?!

Lola:
I'm gonna go get some coffee. [she leaves]

Quinn:
[to the rat] Don't you feel lightheaded?! Drowsy?! ...Oh, you are smarter than I am.

Quinn:
Who cares? I've gotta go prove to my rat that no rodent can outsmart Quinn Pensky. Are ya ready for me, rat? Are you ready for a piece of Quinn?!

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Zoey:
Let’s shake on it.

Logan:
Or we could kiss on it? (Zoey slaps him) We'll shake on it.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Zoey:
Can I say something?

Chase:
Sure.

Zoey:
(stands up and shouts out) I hate chemistry! Hate it! I just wanna make that clear.

Chase:
Have a French fry, it'll calm you right down.

Zoey:
No thanks, I'm already full. And what happened to all your talking about eating healthier food?

Chase:
What? The French fry, made by the potato, a vegetable! Dipped in ketchup, made from the tomato - also a vegetable! (Stifles laugh when Zoey is eating a French fry)

Zoey:
What?

Chase:
You chew funny.

Zoey:
(Drops the fry on Chase's tray) Goodbye. (Walks Away)

Chase:
I mean good funny!

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Lola:
(to Michael) What happened to your foot?

Michael:
Oh, it's a sports related injury.

Chase:
He tripped over a basketball on his way to pee.

Michael:
Why do you tell people?! Why don't you just put it on the news! Hey! Where's Jeremiah Trottman? Chase has a breaking story!

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Chase:
I have to say it, I'm a little bit embarrassed for you.

Michael:
This is a sports related injury! That makes me cool!

Chase:
Dude, tripping over a basketball on the way to the bathroom is not cool... (sees Quinn and Lola) Oh, hey, Quinn and Lola. What's up females?

Quinn:
Oh, hey!

Chase:
What have you guys been doing?

Lola:
I've been watching Quinn's research rats for the past three hours

Quinn:
Yeah, well, you'll change your tone when I catch that rat and lock him away forever.

Michael:
Uh, what rat?

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Coco:
Ooh, maybe it's Carl. Oh, gross, its my mother. (answers phone) What?! No, Mom, he hasn't called. That's right, Mom. I'm gonna grow old and die alone.

Chase:
Wow, you have a horrible dorm adviser.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Coco:
Oh, God! What is that?

Quinn:
We're really sorry.

Zoey:
But we gotta go start our homework.

Coco:
I just don't understand guys. First, they tell you that they love you. Then, they tell you that you're too clingy and needy and, man, I'm hungry. I mean, I know I can be moody and bloated and judgmental and I may not bathe as much as other girls, but I'm fun to be with, right? RIGHT?! (Coco keeps sobbing.) Oh, man, there's a hair on my honeydew. (picks up honeydew, removes hair, and puts honeydew in her mouth. Zoey drops her food that she was about to eat in disgust)

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Coco:
I can't believe he dumped me over the phone!

Zoey:
But he always dumps you over the phone.

Lola:
Yeah, like every three weeks!

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Quinn:
Why is our dorm adviser rolling on the ground?

Lola:
Coco! Are you okay?

Coco:
Do I look okay? I'm a woman on the concrete.

Zoey:
Did Carl break up with you again? (Coco continues sobbing and screaming)

Lola:
I think Carl broke up with her again.

Quinn:
Come on, let's get her up. (Zoey, Lola, and Quinn try to pick up Coco)

Coco:
No, no! Just leave me here to die. (Zoey and Quinn pick her up and drag her away) My cell phone! (Lola gets the cell phone)

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Dustin:
Oh, man! Hey, Quinn, you think you could fix our model airplane?

Quinn:
I could fix a real airplane!

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Chase:
I just don't understand why they call it "a pair of pants".

Logan:
Why not?

Chase:
Because a pair means two, like a pair of shoes or a pair of gloves. Two shoes, two gloves. Why pair of pants?

Michael:
Because, man, you would sound stupid if you were like, "Hey, man. I love my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!"

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Carl:
Coco!

Coco:
Carl?

Carl:
What are you doing with another man!

Coco:
You dumped me!

Carl:
And that gives you the right to date other men?!

Coco:
Yeah, kinda!

Logan:
Wow, this is great!

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Coco:
You're guys... Am I... Am I unappealing?! Would you show up at my house on Valentine's Day with a pretzel from a gas station?!

Chase:
We're just teenagers!

Michael:
And I don't even like pretzels...

Logan:
You're just a mess!

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Logan:
Then why did you make me do all that ridiculious stuff?

Quinn:
'Cause you called me a spaz. I don't like being called a spaz. Never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Logan':
Is that a real chicken?

Quinn:
It was a real chicken.

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Zoey:
He said, "This is Rebecca, my girlfriend".

Lola:
You sure he said, "Girlfriend'?

Quinn:
Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe he said... 'Grillfriend'?

Zoey:
Grillfriend?

Quinn:
Yeah, you know maybe they just cook things together... Outdoors...

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Michael:
So, you just stopped kissing, looked up and there was Zoey standing right there in the doorway?

Chase:
Yep...

Michael:
Harsh!

Chase:
Yeah, it wasn't the most comfortable moment of my life.

Logan:
So what did you say?...

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Zoey:
Oh, yeah. They were kissing.

Lola:
Are you a thousand percent sure they were kissing?

Zoey:
Either that or Chase was trying to suck the teeth out of her mouth...

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

Michael:
So, Zoey just walked right in?

Chase:
Right in.

Michael:
She should have knocked first.

Chase:
Yeah, that would have been nice.

Michael:
And you're sure Zoey saw you and Rebecca kiss?...

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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6 months ago

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