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[about Shinobu's rumored affair with Tsuge]

Arakawa:
Did you investigate it?

Kiichi Gotoh:
Like hell I did. Not my business. Even a man as manipulative as me wouldn't use an officer's love life.

Arakawa:
Is that all she is to you? Remember, I've seen you together.

Kiichi Gotoh:
But the powers-that-be couldn't leave it alone. A woman who should be on the straight road to the top, and she's sidetracked to a plot of reclaimed wasteland housing a labor division. There's no other explanation.

[about the "missing" gene that tells men when to shut up]

Bill Engvall:
I was in line at the grocery store a couple of months ago. There was a woman in front of me who had, without a doubt, ladies and gentlemen, the ugliest baby I have ever seen in my life.

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
Don't get me wrong, I love children. This was a Halloween mask with legs, all right?

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
You could not *drink* this baby cute, all right? And I was just mesmerized by this child's ugliess! And the woman looked at me and I panicked, and I went "Wow! Hmm, that's a handsome little man there." And the lady said "*she* is a *little girl*!"

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
Every synapse in my brain is screaming "shut up, man! Just look stupid, like a guy, just look stupid." And my mouth goes "think of the money you'll save on prom dresses!"

[laughter]

[about the audiences' goofy costumes]

Jerry Barns:
I'd love to take you all home... but you all look like FREAKS!

[about the orphans who would love to take the Baudelaires' place]

Count Olaf:
But I don't care about them. I chose to open my heart to you two lovely children and your hideous primate.

[about to surrender to the burglars]

Richie:
No no, they might beat us up.

Eddie:
What and cut our bodies into a thousand different pieces?

Richie:
And skin us alive.

Eddie:
And then... put on our skins.

Richie:
And do foul depraved love-making to our still twitching corpses.

Eddie:
And eat our livers.

Richie:
And drink our blood! And play cricket with our hearts!

Eddie:
Yeah... using our love truncheons as wickets!

Richie:
And then do weird sort of pagan dancing flapping our skins about the room, and smearing naked girlies' breasts with our throbbing disintegrating brains!

Eddie:
[pause] It's not much of an option really, is it?

[about transferring to another case]

Vivian:
Okay, if you guys don't want to work on the case, I think you need to take it up with Jack.

Danny:
Oh, we'd love to - it just seems like somebody doesn't want to leave his office today.

[Adrian Toomes drives his daughter and Peter Parker to Homecoming]

Adrian Toomes:
So, what are you gonna do, Pete?

Peter:
Huh?

Toomes:
After you graduate? What are you gonna do?

Peter:
Um, I don't know.

Toomes:
I just figure, with you guys going to that school, you pretty much have your whole lives planned out, right?

Liz:
Peter has an internship with Tony Stark, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't have to worry.

Toomes:
Really? Stark? What do you do?

Peter:
[Nervous] Actually, I don't intern for him anymore.

Liz:
Really?

Peter:
Yeah, it got... boring.

Liz:
Boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man!

Toomes:
Really? Spider-Man?! What's he like?

Peter:
Yeah, he's... nice. Solid dude.

Toomes:
I've seen you around, right? Because, even the voice...

Liz:
He does academic decathlon, and he was at my party.

Peter:
It was a great party, really beautiful house, lots of windows...

Liz:
You were there for like, two seconds.

Peter:
I was there longer than two seconds.

Liz:
You disappeared, like you always do, like you did in D.C., too.

Toomes:
[Considering these details] Terrible what happened down there in D.C., though. Pretty scary. Bet you were glad that your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though?

Peter:
I actually... didn't go up that day, I saw it off on the ground.

Toomes:
Good old Spider-Man. [They arrive at Homecoming] You head in there, gumdrop. I'm gonna give Peter the old "dad talk".

Liz:
[To Peter] Don't let him intimidate you. Have a safe flight!

Toomes:
[Turning to Peter] Does she know?

Peter:
Know what?

Toomes:
So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important to me than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I will kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?

Peter:
...Thank you.

Toomes:
You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.

[advising Theo how to patch things up with his wife]

Oberon:
You just go in there and you say the three magic phrases that all women love to hear: "I'm sorry", "I love you" and "You were right".

[after "Moving People," where audience member Tony has moved Greg way too much]

Drew Carey:
Anybody have any questions while we're stopped for a while?

Greg Proops:
Yeah, yeah. Is that guy on a work furlough program? 'Cause he seems not to have had human contact in quite some time. Hey, could that guy come out and beat the shit out of me for a while longer? That was great.

Jeff Bryan Davis:
Kids, those are show business terms.

Greg Proops:
Oh, are there children here? Terrific.

Drew Carey:
Yeah, right in the center.

Greg Proops:
Have you seen a grown man fondle another grown man that much? I love the feeling of a man's hands all over my body. I don't when I've ever felt that manipulated. Now you know how Pinocchio felt. That was no Pleasure Island, my friend. Have you ever had your floating rib manipulated up and down? Reminds me of how I got on the show, Drew!

[after a huge argument]

Gil Grissom:
Look, could we have a truce?

Catherine Willows:
I would love to.

[after an altercation with Cory's grandma]

George Feeny:
Who is that woman?

Cory Matthews:
My grandma. Don't you just love her?

George Feeny:
No. No, I don't.

[after another ritual human sacrifice was over]

Senator Whitehead:
I can't believe this.

Lucy:
So, you thought there was gonna be an orgy?

DJ Jesus:
He -- He said. [referring to The Senator]

Lucy:
[to Whitehead] And you put an escape artist in a cage.

Senator Whitehead:
I can't believe this.

Satan:
And your car wouldn't start.

Senator Whitehead:
[mumbling] I can't believe this.

Satan:
What a total bust.

Senator Whitehead:
This is a disaster.

DJ Jesus:
Hey, I had a good time.

Satan:
Hey, can we stop somewhere and get some food?

DJ Jesus:
One food stop coming up.

Satan:
I love it!

[after Arian and Ernest are shot down]

Lt. Col. Falco:
I would love to talk to the motherf***er that said this mountaintop was secure.

[after being dressed in a miniature rabbi's costume]

Bart:
Yiddle, my man, you're a genius.

Yiddle:
I love my work.

[after being forbidden from seeing Todd]

Mr. Moseby:
Hey, you really like this boy, don't you?

London:
I would love him even if he were poor.

Mr. Moseby:
Really?

London:
[pauses to think about her answer] Yes.

[after being locked in a dungeon by Dargis]

Garfield:
[from inside a sack] You creep!

Dargis:
There's more than one way to skin a royal cat!

Garfield:
I'm not a royal cat, I'm a self-centered house cat! Wait!

[gets out of the sack and runs to the door]

Garfield:
Why, you think I'm gonna crack in here? Uh-uh. No. This is gonna be a treat. I'm finally gonna have some quality alone time. I'm gonna write that novel I've been putting off. I'm gonna learn a couple of foreign languages, I'm gonna start a whole new workout regimen. I'm gonna lose all this. Get myself in top physical condition... thank you! Yeah, I love it here. You've done me an enormous favor. Who's laughing now?

[laughs timidly]

[after Belle has been fatally injured in an accident, the Doctor has shut down his family program]

Lieutenant Tom Paris:
I guess all of us would avoid that kind of pain if we could. But most people don't have that choice.

The Doctor:
Well, fortunately I do.

Lieutenant Tom Paris:
Is it so fortunate? You created that program so you could experience what it's like to have a family. The good times and the bad. You can't have one without the other.

The Doctor:
I fail to see why not.

Lieutenant Tom Paris:
Think about what's happened to us here on Voyager. Everyone left people behind, and everyone suffered a loss. But... look how it's brought us all closer together. We found support here, and friendship, and we've become a family, in part because of the pain we shared. If you turn your back on this program, you'll always be stuck at this point. You'll never have the chance to say goodbye to your daughter. Or to be there for your wife and son when they need you. And you'll be cheating yourself of the chance to have their love and support. In the long run, you'll miss the whole point of what it means to have a family.

[after Cheryl accepts a quickie with him when he saves her job by disproving the computer theory]

Jim:
Look, Cheryl, I don't want you to think of this as some part of a deal, okay? Just think of it as a new beginning. Now I'm not gonna f*** you. And I'm not gonna make love to you. I'm gonna do both at the same time.

[after Clark saves Lana from a machine-gun-toting student vigilante]

Lana:
What I don't understand is... you're willing to walk into bullets for me, but you're not willing to share what's inside. Clark, if you don't open up to the people that love you, you'll always be alone. I can't believe you want to spend your life like that.

Clark:
I may not have a choice.

Lana:
You always have a choice.

[after Cole jumps through a window with Johnny]

Millie:
I love you, Johnny!

Johnny Deverell:
[winded] I love you too... ugh...

Jack Cole:
I love you too. I hate this job.

[after confessing to Mary Ellen's murder]

Paul Evanston:
[turns remorsefully to Lauren] Pryor was... brought in just to scare you; not to hurt you. I assumed I could handle you.

[starts sobbing]

Paul Evanston:
I never counted on falling in love with you again.

[Lauren goes angry and slaps him before leaving]

[After Cypher blasts Tank and Dozer with a lightning rifle]

Cypher:
Hello, Trinity.

Trinity:
Cypher? Where's Tank?

Cypher:
[leaning over her plugged body] You know, for a long time, I thought I was in love with you. I used to dream about you. You're a beautiful woman, Trinity. Too bad things had to turn out this way.

Trinity:
You killed them.

Apoc:
What?

Switch:
Oh God...

Cypher:
I'm tired, Trinity. Tired of this war, tired of fighting, tired of this ship, being cold, eatin’ the same goddamn goop every day. But most of all, I'm tired of that jackoff and all of his bullshit. [climbs onto the plugged Morpheus] Surprise, asshole! I betcha never saw this comin’, did ya? God, I wish I could be there, when they break ya. I wish I could be there just when it happens, so right then, you'd know it was me.

Trinity:
You gave them Morpheus.

Cypher:
He lied to us, Trinity! He tricked us! If you woulda told us the truth, we woulda told you to shove that red pill right up your ass!

Trinity:
That is not true, Cypher, he set us free.

Cypher:
"Free"? You call this "free"? All I do is what he tells me to do. If I had to choose between that and the Matrix, I'd choose the Matrix.

Trinity:
The Matrix isn't real!

Cypher:
I disagree, Trinity. I think that the Matrix can be more real than this world. All I do is pull the plug here, but there... you have to watch Apoc die.

Apoc:
[as Trinity looks at him in horror] Trinity... [Cypher pulls his plug and he falls, dead]

Switch:
[running to Apoc's body] No!

Cypher:
Welcome to the real world, huh, baby?

Trinity:
But you're out, Cypher, you can't go back.

Cypher:
Oh no, that's what you think. They're gonna reinsert my body, I go back to sleep, and when I wake up, I won't remember a goddamn thing. By the way, if you have something terribly important to say to Switch, I suggest you say it now.

Trinity:
Oh no, please don't...

Switch:
Not like this. Not like this. [dies as Cypher pulls her plug]

Cypher:
Too late.

Trinity:
Goddamn you, Cypher!

Cypher:
Don't hate me, Trinity. I'm just a messenger. And right now, I'm gonna prove it to you. [walking to the plugged Neo] If Morpheus was right, then there's no way I can pull this plug. I mean if Neo is the One, then there'd have to be some kind of a miracle to stop me. Right? I mean, how can he be the One if he's dead? You never did answer me before. You bought into Morpheus' bullshit. Come on. All I want is a little yes or no. Look into his eyes, those big pretty eyes, and tell me - yes or no?

Trinity:
[looks at Neo, tears slightly visible in her eyes] Yes.

Cypher:
No! I don't believe it!

[A recovering Tank is aiming the lightning rifle at him]

Tank:
Believe it or not, you piece of shit, you're still gonna burn! [blasts Cypher, killing him]

[after Daisy and Orlando have sex]

Daisy:
That was wonderful.

Orlando:
Yeah, it was.

Daisy:
I think I'll call you the Sultan of Love.

Orlando:
Uh, do you have to?

Daisy:
Yes.

[after Darnay is acquitted, Jarvis Lorry, Jr. shakes his hand]

Jarvis Lorry Jr.:
My boy, never for a moment did I doubt your innocence.

Sydney Carton:
So, Mr. Lorry, respectable men of business may speak to Mr. Darnay in public, now he's acquitted.

Jarvis Lorry Jr.:
You have mentioned that before, sir. We men of business must think of the house we serve more than ourselves.

Sydney Carton:
Yes, yes. Banking, of course, imposes its own restrictions and silences.

Jarvis Lorry Jr.:
And, indeed, sir, I don't know that it is any of your business.

Sydney Carton:
Oh, bless you, I have no business.

Jarvis Lorry Jr.:
And if you had, sir, perhaps you would attend to it.

Sydney Carton:
Lord love you, no I wouldn't!