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Homer Simpson:
[lounging on the couch in his pajamas, drinking beer] Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays.

Marge Simpson:
It's Wednesday, Homer.

Homer Simpson:
Ahh! Work! [he quickly runs off]

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Howard Wolowitz:
That was close.

Rajesh Koothrappali:
God, I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.

Howard Wolowitz:
Yeah, still funny, Raj.

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Hugh Panetta:
Good morning Doug. Know what I'm gonna say? Guess.

Wayne Malloy:
[pretending to be Doug Rich] I have no idea.

Hugh Panetta:
Go on, guess.

Wayne Malloy:
[pretending to be Doug Rich] Well... you're in love with me.

Hugh Panetta:
No.

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Humpty Dumpty:
[singing] I'm Humpty Dumpty, king of wealth / This wall of gold is my throne! / I built it high, till it reaches the sky! / This wall is all my own! / The more I have, the more I want! / I love the glistening stuff! / There's power untold in these pieces of gold! / I've never had enough!

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Hyacinth:
You quite sure my milk went into a clean bottle? [he shows her his hands] Very good. I *do* like a milkman with clean fingernails. You may bring an extra yoghurt tomorrow. You see how cleanliness pays.

The Milkman:
An extra yoghurt. Wow! What flavour?

Hyacinth:
Surprise me.

The Milkman:
I'd love to.

Hyacinth:
[a dog barks] There's that dreadful dog again. He's always coming into my garden and making gestures.

The Milkman:
I can understand that.

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Hyacinth:
[sits up in bed] If the Thorncliffs can have a little place in the country, why can't we? Mmh?

[slaps Richard]

Richard:
Bleuh.

[Richard wakes up]

Hyacinth:
I'm a country lover. You're a country lover.

Richard:
Not at this time in the morning.

Hyacinth:
I've always been a country lover.

Richard:
Since when? Grass doesn't behave like fitted carpet.

Hyacinth:
You know I love the country. We go on picnics.

Richard:
Yeah. With everything but the Royal Doulton and the silver teapot. We take tables, chairs, rugs.

Hyacinth:
I don't like the creepy-crawlies, though. But we'll find somewhere creepy-crawly-free. Oh, Richard, how exciting, our own little place in the country.

Richard:
Well, if you want a financial opinion, it'll have to be very little.

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J:
They same I'm a charmer... that I charm the people I hustle. Well, that comes after dealing with women, after hairdressing. I love to dress hair! But being that I know what to do, being that I'm hip enough to know, I do it!

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Jacquimo:
Hello. Welcome to Paris, city of love. Who am I? I am Jacquimo, swallow extraordinaire and lover of beautiful things.

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James Blackthorn aka Butch Cassidy:
Dear Ryan, I reckon you're feeling a little lonely now that your mother's gone. You're too young for something like this. I know she must have told you about me, and I for one never stopped thinking about you. Even though I've never seen you, I'd bet my best memories that I'd recognize you in the blackest night. These past years have been hard on us all. Very few of us are still around. The land were I live now is a good one. Quiet people, peaceful for the most part. But it's not home. That's why it's time for me to come back. Burn this letter when you read it, like you mother would have done, and wait for me. Much love. - Your Uncle.

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James Rogers:
Can we hear it again? Please.

Torunn:
More - tell us the story more! Please.

Tony Stark:
Okay, one more time and then it's off to bed.

[Tony tells the story]

Tony Stark:
And there came the day, unlike any other. When Earth's mightiest heroes were united against a common threat. The Soldier, the God, the Knight, the Spy, the Giant, the King, the Pixie, the Ghost, and the Archer. On that day, the Avengers were born. To fight foes that no single hero could withstand: time-traveling conquerors, alien invaders and masters of evil. The Avengers vanquished them all. And finally, when the world was at peace, the heroes built lives of their own. The Soldier and Spy fell in love, as did the Giant and Pixie. The King found his Queen. And the Thunder God returned to his kingdom far away from the world of man. And one by one, the children of the Avengers came to be. Children who would one day become a new generation of heroes. But in time, evil returned. An evil called Ultron. Ultron wanted nothing less than total dominion over the world. But the Avengers stood in its way. Sadly, their defeat was inevitable. But before they fell, the Avengers hid their children in a faraway place, where they would grow up safe from Ultron's grasp. Because the Avengers knew that as long as their children were alive, there was hope. Hope for the future.

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Janey Harper:
Dad, I'm just curious. Are you planning to forget again this year?

Ben Harper:
Ah. A riddle. I love a riddle. Let's see, the answer is: I don't know what you're talking about so go away.

Janey Harper:
Mom's birthday.

Ben Harper:
Oh my God, not again.

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Janie Starks:
There's two things everybody got to find out for theyselves: they got to find out about love, and they got to find out about living. Now, love is like the sea. It's a moving thing. And it's different on every shore. And living... well, I just come back from burying the dead.

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Jason:
[impassive tone] Look... you know this is for the best. I love you, but I want to enjoy my college experience. I'll be away from my parents for the first time in my life. And I'll be making new friends... and I'll have the opportunity to grow as a person. And you can do the same thing. Hey, baby doll? We had a good run. We were together most of senior year and most of the summer. Don't be sad. Just focus on the good times we had. This isn't bad. This is good. Come on... gimme a smile. There she is. There's my little angel face. You know that I never wanted to hurt you.

[Jason leans forward to kiss Rachel who suddenly punches him in his face]

Rachel:
F***ing asshole! You're a selfish, f***ing asshole! You couldn't have decided to break up with me nine hours ago before you f***ed me with that little dick of yours?

Jason:
Little? Really? You're just think that way because you're a whore!

Rachel:
And you're a little bitch!

Jason:
I am not! And you're a crazy bitch!

Rachel:
Damn right I'm a crazy bitch.

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Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Five more minutes, please.

Detective William LaMontagne Jr.:
There we go. Get your mama. Get her.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Denied.

Henry LaMontagne:
Mommy, wake up. It's time to play.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Okay.

Detective William LaMontagne Jr.:
I'm late for work and you promised.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Okay, buddy, go get your shoes. Go on.

Henry LaMontagne:
Yay!

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
When will a day off ever actually be a day off?

Detective William LaMontagne Jr.:
In about 14 years. Come on.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Oh, uh. So, remember, we have the play date with Cameron. So, you're on your own for dinner.

Detective William LaMontagne Jr.:
Uh, I'll manage somehow.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Uh-huh.

Detective William LaMontagne Jr.:
I love you.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
I love you, too.

Henry LaMontagne:
I love you, three.

Detective William LaMontagne Jr.:
I love you, four. Be a good boy for your mama, okay? Okay.

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Jeremiah:
Markus, it's not like we're complaining.

Kurdy:
'Cause we would never do that, Markus.

Jeremiah:
No, we wouldn't, because we *love* what we do - being out 16 days in a row, in the rain, in the snow, in the mud. We live for that.

Kurdy:
Makes my nipples hard just thinking about it.

Markus Alexander:
Thanks for the image.

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Jerry Russo:
Ha ha ha! Alex is going to love her room. The flowery thingies are perfect for my little princess.

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Joel Robinson:
Hi, welcome to the Satellite of Love. And on today's show we're going to show you how to keep those holiday goiters to a minimum. The secret: ordinary table salt.

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Joel:
[with a bad cold] Hi, everybody, welcome to the Satellite of Love. Uh, we'll be right back.

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John Hanson:
[John Hanson sets several golf balls on fire] Life is not easy to figure out when you're busy living it. Especially if you have a really meaningless life like I do. [He lines up his shot with his golf club and then launches the flaming golf balls into a nearby building] You forget who you are and what you were doing and what the point of anything was. Things just happen like a train runs into your house or everyone you love suddenly explodes. Or you're in the backwoods of Wisconsin looking for half a million dollars.

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Johnny Strange:
[over the phone] Hello, this is Johnny Strange of Action Incorporated. No, not Strange Action Incorporated. Johnny Strange *of* Action Incorporated. Yeah. I want to place an ad in the Help Wanted Female. Mm-hm. Wanted: secretary to human dynamo. Exclamation point. Must be blonde, beautiful, between 22 and 28, unmarried, with a skin you love to touch and a heart you can't.

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Jordan Chase:
[violent animal imagery in black and white] We are born primal. Conceived with the impulse to fight for what we desire. It's written in our genes. It's engraved in our souls. But we've traded the wilderness for pavement, trees, for skyscrapers. We've lost touch with our instincts, with what we are. We have fallen from nature's grace.

Jordan Chase:
[on stage, to crowd] But we shall be delivered!

Seminar audience:
[cheering]

Jordan Chase:
[amplified over crowd] It's time to tap into your primal selves and seize the power of instinct. We're gonna cast off those shackles that bind us to jobs we hate, people we don't love, lives that aren't worth living. We are going to...

Seminar audience:
TAKE IT!

Dexter Morgan:
[thinking] I've never been around so many people that made me feel normal. *Really* normal.

Jordan Chase:
The power of risk!

Seminar audience:
TAKE IT!

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The power of desire!

Jordan Chase:
TAKE IT!

Jordan Chase:
The power of instinct!

Seminar audience:
TAKE IT!

Jordan Chase:
The power of...

Dexter Morgan:
[as chanting continues, thinking] Instincts are all that I've ever had. Cole Harmon, Chase's Chief of Security: torturer, rapist, killer. It's time to tap into *my* primal self.

Jordan Chase:
The power of life!

Seminar audience:
TAKE IT!

Jordan Chase:
We're gonna Take It!

Seminar audience:
TAKE IT!

Jordan Chase:
Take It!

Seminar audience:
TAKE IT!

Jordan Chase:
Take It!

Seminar audience:
TAKE IT!

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Judas - Real:
And my hair feels f***in' good today. Schtups! I F***in' love this feeling!

JJ Lask:
What feeling?

Judas - Real:
That feeling. That crazy f***in' feel?

JJ Lask:
Yeah, yeah. I don't like that feeling. You just need to relax.

Judas - Real:
I don't need to relax. I *am* relaxed. I love this feeling.

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Jupiter Jones:
Technically speaking, I'm an alien. And from the perspective of Immigration, an illegal one. My parents met at the University in Saint Petersburg, where he taught Astrophysics, and she taught Applied Mathematics. My mother fell in love with him when she found him almost frozen to death on the bank of the Neva, staring up at the stars.

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Katie Logan:
I do love you, Nick. You don't have to say anything. But I'm not gonna take it back. Because it's the truth. It's how I feel. And you know it.