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Xavier:
They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. You hear that? Of course I do. I'm the one who asked.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Man:
Hey, where you headed, mister?

Xavier:
Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any.

Man:
Cool. Check this out.

[shows his penis, then spurts out blood]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
[thinking] So maybe we are just blips in a void of nothingness. And now it's time for me to walk away. [echoing] Walk away, walk away.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. I do love you. But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On."

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Here's a new philosophical query for you to chomp on.

Man:
Oh my god! What a thought. It's intense!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Burbury Visitor Info:
That music -- So soothing. Its the notes he's not playing.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Chief Master Guru:
Youngling, you must tame the beast with soul-soothing song.

Xavier:
No time to gab. I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. See yourself out.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Now's not the time, but your brother died of shameful lifestyle choice.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Clip:
Is that you Grandmama. Oh come here.

[Clip and Grandmama starts kissing each other like lesbians]

Grandmama:
Oh, Clipple.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
You can all fret not. I have the cure right here.

Clip:
Cure? Give me that.

Xavier:
You don't want to drink that.

[Clip drinks the aids]

Clip:
Ahh. Cure-alicious.

[starts to get aids]

Clip:
Is it working?

Bully #3:
Yeah, Clip, it's working. Just go towards the light.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I need some of that disease you guys invented.

U.S. Army Man:
Crack?

Xavier:
The other one.

U.S. Army Man:
AIDS?

Xavier:
That's the spice.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
I'm watching a woman washing. I wish I could see myself watching washing.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Look at the two of us. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. What do you say? Will you be my beast?

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Young Xavier:
Wow, that's me years from now. I look cut. Hey, that's a nice chunk of chicken on my arm.

Xavier:
Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend.

[Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]

Xavier:
Ooh, Frittata. Later, chompsky honk.

[Xavier's Young Vision ends]

Xavier:
Yeah, tricked the trickster. See still got the scar the prove it.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Chief Master Guru:
In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance.

[Xavier plays the instrument horribly]

[rainbow ignited randomly]

Chief Master Guru:
Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Woman:
You gave me a nasty gash.

Xavier:
I better take a look at you stat. I'm a certified wahockamana healer.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Chief Master Guru:
You must love the earth like you love your mother. Kiss your mother, youngling. Go on. Harder. She wants it harder.

Young Xavier:
It hurts.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Let me write that down.

[attempts to literally write the same words he said]

Xavier:
"Write that down."

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bully #2:
Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? Or would you prefer "her ass in" you?

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Couldn't save my parents.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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