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He told her he was willing to pay millions if she'd reciprocate his feelings, not have sex or kiss, but actualize digitally adjudicated eternal passion.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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When Roman Mungol submitted to a love detector, he was surprised to see his results come back positive.

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He knew he harbored affection for the woman who delivered his mail, but it was a shock to have it electronically confirmed as eternal love.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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He spent his brainglow developing new technology to ensure no one ever had to wonder what someone is feeling.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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As a token of goditude, the Lord made Fred's dum-dum go bye-bye.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Fred's Father:
This last year has been very good to us, right now. I never told you this before, but I am proud to say that you are...Freddy Forgetti! I can't believe you forgot the matches that time, you ding-dong! [laughter]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Every denomination got in on the action, and Fred's one true God eviscerated all the other one true Gods, plus they cleaned up selling His Holy Seed to breeders.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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When underground God fighting took off, oceans burned, skies sharted, heaven pees its pants...

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...and over $100 in wagers changed hands.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Fred Lombadi:
I remember the monkey said about how God is inside us all.

Thug:
What, even up in me? Get out of me, you mook! Out, out!

[Another God also came out of the thug's body]

Fred's Father:
If this is God, what's that? One of these a phony!

Thug:
We better have them duke it out.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Fred's Father:
Did you get it?

Fred Lombadi:
He's in here.

Fred's Father:
Let me see that. Hmm. I -- I can't see him.

Fred Lombadi:
That's the idea. The monk guy, he says the trick to nabbing him is patience.

Fred's Father:
I got a better trick. [pulls up a gun] You come out of there or I stab you with a knife. Get! Easy, now. Easy!

[God came out of the flower]

Fred Lombadi:
You proud of me now, Pop?

Fred's Father:
Did you remember to pick up a pack of matches for me, too?

Fred Lombadi:
Oh.

Fred's Father:
Aw, Freddy Forgetti!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Fred Lombadi tried to remain calm, but he knew this chance might never come again, the chance to make his father proud, the score of a lifetime.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Monk:
Every object in the physical realm has been infinitely born in every moment. God is inside this flower.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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The procedure was a success, so his wife celebrated with jolly glee.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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The most advanced madcap treatments flopped. He was informed he had only 2 months left to goof. His final hope was a siliectomy to surgically remove all his malignant kook.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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When they discovered his funny bone was riddled with a cancerous humor, it causes Mirv to cross his eyes with such whimsy he was forced to confront every hijink jinking the depths of his psyche.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Tests revealed Mirvyn's turds were riding up and down inside his butt in what oncologists described as a wack-a-doodie poorade, and then his dookie came flying out his mouth across town, smacking into an old lady's face.

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Mirv and his doctor, shared a guffaw over that one.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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The clinician explained his vital organs were a Silly Billy.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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After nearly overdosing on fun, his doctor became concerned he might be medically wacky and soon Mirv was diagnosed with stage IV goof-em-ups.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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He disseminated frivolous cheer with his zany wacknanigans. The man was a true nut.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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But Mirvyn Blanchyrd was one of the kookiest goofballs on planet Earth.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Once all existence was gone, no one could tell if her nothingness was still there or if it never was. If she was there, then it wasn't, but if she was there, then it wasn't.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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And after she murdered the devil, Lily felt empowered to share her victory snack with the world.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Dr. Bodgey:
Erasing your identity was a tragic act of pure selflessness. Blame the mom.

Amy:
[laughs]

Satan:
Noooo! [Satan explodes]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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And Dr. Bodgey was thrilled to have some sweet misery to solve once again.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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[Clive getting bounced by many cars]

Clive:
I'm taking a little me time.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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