Neil Lem:
What...happened?
Nurse:
You said some offensive things to a woman, and the media got wind of everything you've done.
Neil Lem:
Mm-hmm.
Nurse:
There's been riots across the state. The whole country's in chaos.
Neil Lem:
Oh.
Nurse:
But before it got out of control, the police were destroyed to maintain the peace...
Neil Lem:
Thank Christ for --
Nurse:
...which means thousands of innocent citizens have been shot quite dead.
Neil Lem:
That's awful.
Nurse:
The human animal will take only so much before they rise up to tear down governments that oppress.
Neil Lem:
Ohh.
Nurse:
Sensing weakness, the North Koreans launched the first nuke.
Neil Lem:
Ohh!
Nurse:
But after we retailed, Iran, Russia, China, Japan, India, Brazil unleashed all they had. Most of Earth's population is dead. Of the survivors 90% are mutant-ed.
Nurse:
The only thing the globe agrees on is that this is all your fault, and you must pay.