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Looking for a discreet, sophisticated place to drain your balls? Heartshe Brothel.
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Is your wife, cousin, and sister a woman who is no longer putting out? Tape a treat to your meat and let rover take over.
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All our prostitutes are cage-raised wolves so they can't talk back, say no, or laugh at your slender nub.
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There's Trixie. She's not potty-trained -- She's naughty-trained. She can roll over and shake...dat ass. And if you make a mess, she'll rub your nose in it.
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Or Lobolita. She's legal -- In dog years. And she's shaved as the day she was born. We call her Vagina "Denny's" 'cause it's always open.
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Or "Sick Grandma" -- This big bad wolf will give you some fairy tail. She's nothin' but gums, and, hubba-hubba, does she bite.
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Or Candy -- Her snout is members only, and she just got back from Singapore, where she learned ancient Chinese suckit. Her gag reflex was surgically removed -- From her rectum.
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Or do you desire a deeper, more emotionally fulfilling experience? Then scram, creep. We don't serve Jews.
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Come teety-freak these shaggy she-beast all night.
