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Hurlan: Doesn't seem so long ago I was a lonely boy with a heart full of wishes. Now that I'm a man, I've learned myself, it ain't so bad being a monkey. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff's Record Player: Uh-huh. That's interesting. Hambrosia: What do you mean, honey? I'm not saying anything. Sheriff's Record Player: Uh-huh. That's really interesting. Hambrosia: What's interesting? I'm not talking. Being silly. I mean, how could that be interesting if I'm not saying anything? [Sheriff finally came home outside the window to turn his record player off to tell here why it's interesting] Sheriff: I know, baby doll. That's what so interesting. Hambrosia: Ohh. I suppose that is interesting. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Mama, is that true? Are I am a idjit? My Mommy the Crow: No! You're the finest man in the Holler and the only Heartshe alive. My Mommy the Crow: Your dumb sisters ain't real kin. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Why, just last night she didn't get totally dookie faced and go down on seven truckers. Or was it 10? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
My Mommy the Crow: And when I killed myself, it wasn't 'cause of you, it was 'cause of some other stuff, like...gum. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Boss Hoss: Where are you taking me, boy? Hurlan: Third base, Daddy, in the games of lovesketball. [Hurlan takes Hoss' blindfold off] Hurlan: It's Mommy, and she wants you back! Boss Hoss: I'm having roasted squab with a damn "boid"? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Maybe I can play cupid and rekindle the light of his love log. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Meemaw tries to curse a bird] Meemaw: Whatever person is most near, speak only words they most long to hear. My Mommy the Crow: [mimicking] What a clever curse. You're the sharpest piece of ass in town. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Narrator: Recently, embedded Mideast war reporters have been dosing with huge infusions of chicken blood to frustrate their terrorist beheaders. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Narrator: We have long known that chickens can live for years with their heads cut off. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Mr. Glimmer: If I don't see my child again soon, I'm gonna do this! [Mr. Glimmer explodes himself] – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Mrs. Glimmer: Last year, I let your brothers sandwich my business. Mr. Glimmer: Ah, yeah, so did I, Chaci. So did I. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Narrator: Police rounded up every pervert in the area, torturing them for information, which, naturally, the perverts loved. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Mr. Glimmer: If he hurt a hair on her head, I swear, I'm gonna rip God's face off and ram it down his tip. Officer: I promise I will find your daughter, even if I have to kill her to do it. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doug Dwyer: Why are you so good to me? Roommate: [whispered] Because you have such tight, pretty ears. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doug Dwyer: Stop this! What did you do? Get up! Roommate: What's happening? Why are you hitting me? What have you done to me while I was sleeping? [Roommate pulled a condom out of his ear] Roommate: What did you do to me? – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doug Dwyer: What did you do to me?! [Doug saw his roommate snoring] – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Roommate: What are you accusing me of? I didn't shove anything all up in your ear. [Doug shows him the condom that's been in his ear] Roommate: I never seen that thing before in my life. I don't even know what it is. Besides, my thing would need one twice that size. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Roommate: I was just sleeping, and I heard troubled breath. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Narrator: Our best minds have determined that the whole universe is a dream of one ant. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Are you a "My Mommy"? My Mommy the Crow: Of course, I'm your Mommy! And I love you and I'll always be you, and you're not a rancid goon. My Mommy the Crow: And that dream you had about a horse with a crab head would make a great movie! Hurlan: I know right?! My Mommy the Crow: And you're not drooling like a simp right now. Hurlan: [literally drooling] Wow. you mean it? My Mommy the Crow: Yeah! And you didn't just pop a happy squirt of diarrhea into your slacks right... [Hurlan starts to squirt diarrhea into his pants] My Mommy the Crow: ...NOW! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jordy: You see, your conscience always mules in to get you in the end. Of course...if all that's true [chuckles] Well, that means I'm not real. [starts to have a crisis] And that, uh, 9 inches of beef was really...9 inches of -- [vanishes out of existence] [growling intensifies] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: Hey, Doc, can you switch out my back bottom pooper, too, while you're down there? Doc: Sorry. I already switched out this dog's butthole for Preacher's brain. [cuts to the next scene where The Reverend is praying while having the dog's butthole in his brain] The Reverend: My faith has been restored, Lord. Religion makes perfect sense. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: No! That's my husband! Hurshe: He's just threatened by female uselessness. Hambrosia: He's liberated! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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