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Buster:
Guys, when dealing with a date's parent, small talk is unavoidable. Rule #9: Pick a topic you're comfortable with! [to Babs' dad] Gee, sir, you must displace a great deal of water when submerged!

Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Fifi:
Excuse moi sort of nerdy coyote, but did you see a boy skunk come by? [Calamity shakes his head no] Le sigh. Alone again. Natural boo. [sobs and walks off]

[Calamity feels sorry for Fifi as Beeper scares him mimicking a car horn. Calamity jumps up and falls down]

Beeper:
Ha ha ha ha! [runs off backwards mocking Calamity in sing-song voice] Na-na-na-na-na! [crashes into a parking meter]

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added 7 months ago

Granny:
Now Elmyra, can you tell me how to use trigonometry when animating a dog in a catfight?

Elmyra Duff:
First, you animate the animals, paying attention to the soft furry coats on each one, and then you put them to cuddly parts, so you want to squeeze them, and love them, and hug them forever! Oh, and you also use trigonometry.

Granny:
That's very sweet...and very [moves her head close to Elmyra] WRONG! 12,000 page-term paper due Monday.

Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Gotcha:
[after the octopi chant Yo-ho-ho. Yo!] Must they yo-ho-ho so much?

Octavius:
Would you rather they sang the score of Annie?

Gotcha:
Carry on.

Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Buster:
I suppose this means I don't get an A in the course.

[An angry Bugs stomps forward, frightening him off]

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added 7 months ago

Babs:
So you're a detective. A shamus. A sleuth. A P.I. A peeper.

Buster:
And you must be a thesaurus.

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added 7 months ago

Fifi La Fume:
Oh, zat is so sad!

Babs:
Will you do it, Fifi?

Fifi La Fume:
Of course I will. [sniffling] Oh, ze poor leetle child! [cries]

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added 7 months ago

Fifi La Fume:
I may be witty, I most certainly am pretty, but I am NOT A KITTY!

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added 7 months ago

Fifi La Fume:
Coupe de Ville! I have been juiced!

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added 7 months ago

Sweetie:
That'll teach that kitty to ignore me! [her tummy rumbles] Ooh! All that work gave me an appetite!

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Roger Rabbit:
P-P-P-Please, You have to let me on your show! I've got to keep my wife in glitter paint! [pulls out a frying pan and starts hitting himself on the head with it] Look! I'm wacky! Zany! Toony! [the trap door opens under him and he falls in, screaming]

Buster:
We're auditioning new characters for the show.

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added 7 months ago

Narrator:
She came out strong.

Fifi:
Hold Me!

Narrator:
But something about her lingered. She was a girl. She was a mystery. She was...

All:
A skunk!

Narrator:
Calvin Acme's Depression.

Fifi:
Le sigh.

Narrator:
You've got a smell so strong, nothing can cover it up.

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added 7 months ago

Coyote Kid:
You just made a big mistake rabbit!

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Plucky:
I hope you like it hot!

Coyote Kid:
The hotter, the better!

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Buster:
[opens the fridge] What'll it be boys? Juice? Milk? Soda? Or... [his pupils turn into a pair of beer bottles] A cold one?

Plucky:
You mean?

Hamton:
That's beer! [Buster picks up a beer bottle] What are you thinking, Buster?

Buster:
Let's drink it!

Plucky and Hamton:
Drink it?!

Hamton:
But Buster, this isn't like you!

Buster:
I Know, but in this episode, we're showing the evils of alcohol. [looks at it with an evil devil face]

Buster:
So, uh, don't you guys drink beer?

Hamton:
Uh...only on a full stomach.

Buster:
[lifts his shirt and puts the beer bottle inside it] Well, what are we waitin' for? Come on!

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added 7 months ago

Babs:
Hokey jokes, Buswinkle! With dated 60's references like this, we won't have much of a life in reruns!

Buster:
Don't worry, if this missile explodes, we won't have much of a life, period!

Babs:
How can you crack jokes at a time like this?

Buster:
We gotta do somethin' to eat up airtime! We don't have enough money for animation!

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added 7 months ago

Shirley:
Like, try our wiki-waki punch! It's served in the shell of a once living coconut that is now dead! You murderers.

Buster:
We try to have a vacation and we end up having a guilt trip.

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added 7 months ago

[Buster And Babs learn, to their horror, the clerk is Elmyra]

Elmyra:
Wait! Come back! I have so much love to give and SO MANY CARS TO RENT!

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added 7 months ago

Buster:
Uh oh, there's a hole in the plot!

Babs:
Big enough to run a mack truck through!

[They stare at Sneezer]

Sneezer:
Hey, it's not my fault! [giggles]

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added 7 months ago

Buster:
I hate flying! I hate flying! I hate flying!

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added 7 months ago

Plucky:
Only Warner Bros. would throw a luau inside a volcano.

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added 7 months ago

[Buster and Babs are trying to get past Ralph the studio guard]

Buster:
This guy must've never seen a cartoon in his life!

Babs:
Either that, or he has a pathological hatred for rabbits.

[A limousine drives by, knocking the bunnies aside, and comes to a stop. Ralph stands by a window that opens to reveal Jessica Rabbit's leg]

Ralph:
Dah, morning, Roger.

Roger Rabbit:
Yes, p-p-pleasant, isn't it?

Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

The Roach:
Hey I'm the Roach man, and you guys are a bunch of [bleep bleep bleep bleep]!

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added 7 months ago

Elmyra:
Honey, you're spoiling the movie for the others.

Monty:
What others? We're the only ones watching this stupid stinker!

Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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