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[Wanda finds Tommy and Billy in the kitchen, where they're giving Sparky a makeshift bath in the sink] Wanda Maximoff: You know, I don't miss the crying, but jeez Louise, did you have to learn to walk? You two never stay put. [Wanda narrows her eyes at the twins, suspicious at how still they're standing] ...Unless you're "innocently" forming a human wall in front of the kitchen sink. [The dog sneezes] Bless you! Billy and Tommy Maximoff: Thank you. [the dog barks] Wanda Maximoff: Now tell me, which one of you just barked? Scoot! [The boys step off the stools, and Wanda notices the dog] Oh, boy! Waiter, what's this canine doing in my kitchen sink? Tommy Maximoff: The doggy paddle? Billy Maximoff: Can we keep him, Mommy? Wanda Maximoff: Well, I'm sure his owners miss him very much. Come on. [lifting the dog out of the sink] Huh, there really is no collar. Billy Maximoff: Can we keep him? He was outside, crying, alone. Wanda Maximoff: Now boys, taking care of a living thing is a big responsibility. Dogs need food, exercise, training ...[slips into baby talk] belly rubs, and cuddles, and kisses between his little ears! – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wanda Maximoff: [trying to comfort a crying baby Tommy] Please, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise, you will be my favorite twin! Vision: [coming down the stairs with a crying baby Billy] Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally. Wanda Maximoff: Well, don't tell him that! [Vision chuckles] No luck with Billy? Vision: Tried reading to him, but for some reason, Charles Darwin's The Descent of Man made him cry even harder. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Monica has broken character in front of Wanda by mentioning Pietro's death] Wanda Maximoff: Who are you? Monica Rambeau: [slipping out of character] I...don't remember. [Wanda steps menacingly towards Monica] Wanda Maximoff: [in a harsh whisper] Who...are you? Monica Rambeau: [forces a smile] Wanda, I'm just your neighbor. Wanda Maximoff: Then how could you know about Ultron? [she conjures telekinetic energy in both of her hands] You're not my neighbor. And you're definitely not my friend. You are a stranger. An outsider. And right now, you are trespassing here. And I want you to leave. [she throws a bolt of energy at Monica, who is thrown backwards through the wall, two fences, and the Hex barrier] – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Jimmy and Darcy are watching WandaVision episode 3 as Wanda gives birth.] Darcy Lewis: [emotional] Twins. What a twist. [off Jimmy's look] What? I'm invested. [sniffles] – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Tyler Hayward: [regarding the WandaVision broadcast] Is it authentic? Darcy Lewis: I'm not sure how to answer that. Tyler Hayward: Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated? Darcy Lewis: I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know. Tyler Hayward: What do you know? Darcy Lewis: My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's... Tyler Hayward: Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang. Darcy Lewis: Yeah. Entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture. Jimmy Woo: So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers? Darcy Lewis: It's a working theory. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jimmy Woo: We don't know enough about the nature of the threat to send in another agent when the first is yet to return. Tyler Hayward: Someone must really miss you back at Quantico. Jimmy Woo: [snidely] No, sir. Softball season's over, sir. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Darcy Lewis: FBI, Army. I saw the Air Force Office of Special Investigations out there. Research Lab. Space Command, too. A bona fide joint multi-service response. Really looking forward to the commemorative T-shirt. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jimmy Woo: This isn't a missing person's case, Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. Population 3,892. Monica Rambeau: Why haven't you gone inside to investigate? Jimmy Woo: 'Cause it doesn't want me to. You can feel it, too, can't you? [They both look down the road at the Westview outskirts] Nobody's supposed to go in. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Monica Rambeau meets Jimmy Woo on the outskirts of Westview] Monica Rambeau: What's the story here, Agent Woo? Jimmy Woo: Uh, I've got a witness set up down the road in Westview, and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop. Monica Rambeau: Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program? Jimmy Woo: I have contacted known associates, relatives... Monica Rambeau: And let me guess, none of them have seen him either? Jimmy Woo: No. None of them have ever heard of him. Something seemed hanky to me, so I took the first flight out of Oakland to interface with local law enforcement, which is when I encountered a new wrinkle. Monica Rambeau: What is that? Jimmy Woo: [turns to the Sheriff of Eastview] Pardon me, Sheriff. Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here? Sheriff: [with a billboard reading "Welcome to Westview" behind him] No such place. Monica Rambeau: You're saying the town of Westview, New Jersey doesn't exist? Sheriff: It's what I keep telling your G-Man here, but he won't listen. Monica Rambeau: I see. And, um, I'm sorry, what ... What town are you from? Sheriff: Eastview. Jimmy Woo: Thank you, Sheriff. I'll reach out if we need any further assistance. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Geraldine: Can you believe it? Twins! Hi. Wanda Maximoff: ...I'm a twin. [forlornly] I had a brother. His name was...Pietro. [Wanda sings to the babies is Sokovian] Geraldine: [confused] He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he? Wanda Maximoff: ...What did you say? Just now? [a single tear rolls down Wanda's face] Geraldine: I said...Wanda, you're such a strong lady. Should I say it one more time, for good measure? Wanda Maximoff: No. What did you say about Pietro? Geraldine: Pietro? [thinks] Hey, I'll take a shift rocking the babies- Wanda Maximoff: No, I think you should leave. Geraldine: Oh Wanda, don't be like that! [Wanda sees the SWORD pendant on "Geraldine"] Wanda Maximoff: What is that? Geraldine: What? Wanda Maximoff: [gestures to the pendant] That symbol. Geraldine: I [stammers], I— – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Vision: Well, if that was the first kick, that puts you at about... six months! Boy, oh, boy, I thought I had superspeed. I can't keep up! [baby talk] Please don't misinterpret; I can't wait to meet you, little Billy. Wanda Maximoff: "Billy"? Vision: Yeah. Wanda Maximoff: Well, I was thinking "Tommy". Just a nice, classic, all-American name. Vision: Hmm, "Tommy". Hmm, yeah. Yeah. Then there's "Billy", isn't there? Named after William Shakespeare. "All the world's a stage. All the men and women merely players." Wanda Maximoff: Well, I guess there's only one solution to this debate. Hope for a girl. Vision: Well, we ought to decide soon. I estimate the baby's due... it's not a constant progression, assumingly logarithmic, but were I to graph the fetal development thus far... Wanda Maximoff: He's gonna be here before you figure it out. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Vision: Huh. Strangest thing just happened outside with... [turns to see Wanda's bump has grown larger] Whoa, Nelly! Have you gotten bigger?! Wanda Maximoff: Have I? [Wanda turns around and knocks into a bowl of fruit with her belly. Vision moves at super-speed and catches the papaya.] Wanda Maximoff: [continuing, looking down] I can't tell from this angle. Vision: I can't wait... [chuckles] ...to be a proud papa-ya. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dr. Nielsen: We let the little ladies keep tabs on their growing babies with fruit. Makes it simple for them. [Wanda grimaces at the sexism] At four months, the fetus is about as big as a pear. At five months, a papaya. Six, grapefruit. Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew. Vision: Hypothetically speaking, what size fruit would it be at, say, hmm, twelve hours? Dr. Nielsen: [confused] Uh, pardon? Twelve hours? Wanda Maximoff: [brightly] Well, I think this line of questioning is 'fruitless'. [chuckles] – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Vision: Hello, Westview! Good afternoon. It's so lovely to be ...[bumping into a handrail] I'm so sorry. Excuse me. I am Glamour, and this is my delightful assistant, Illusion. Wanda Maximoff: I am Glamour and he's Illusion. Vision: Yeah, what she said. Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Dottie has cut her palm on broken glass. Wanda quickly covers it with a cloth dinner napkin.] Dottie Jones: Pop quiz, Wanda. How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? [a beat] By doing it herself. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Agnes: [aside to Wanda, regarding Dottie's meeting] How is anyone doing this sober? – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dottie Jones: The devil's in the details, Bev. Agnes: That's not the only place he is. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Vision: [practicing a talent-show magic act] Wanda, you're not at all worried that the audience might just see through this little charade? Wanda Maximoff: Well, that's the whole point! In a real magic act, everything is fake! Darling, the talent show fundraiser is the most important event of the season, and it's our neighborly duty to participate. Plus, it's our chance to appear as normal as possible while doing so. Vision: [pointing to his android face] Well, I don't think that should be a problem. Wanda Maximoff: This is our home now. I want us to fit in. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Wanda "magics" wedding rings onto her and Vision's fingers.] Vision: I do. Do you? Wanda Maximoff: Yes. I do. Vision: And they lived happily ever after. [They kiss as show credits roll.] – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wanda Maximoff: We are an unusual couple, you know? Vision: Oh, I don't think that was ever in question. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Vision is at work at Computational Services, Inc.] Vision: Would you be so good as to tell me what it is we do here, exactly? Do we make something? Norm: No. Vision: Right. Do we buy or sell something? Norm: No and no. Vision: Then what is the purpose of this company? Norm: All I know is, since you've gotten here, productivity has gone up 300%. Vision: Yes, but what is it we're producing? Norm: Computational forms. And no one can process the data quite like you do, pal. You're like a walking computer. Vision: What? I most certainly am not! I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Agnes: Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours. Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't. So, what's your name? Where are you from? And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon? Wanda Maximoff: I'm Wanda. Agnes: Wanda. Charmed. Golly, you settled in fast! Did you use a moving company? Wanda Maximoff: I sure did. Those boxes don't move themselves! Agnes: So what's a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house? Wanda Maximoff: Oh, no, I'm not single. Agnes: Oh, I don't see a ring. Wanda Maximoff: Well, I assure you, I'm married. To a man. A human one and tall. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Wanda is levitating dishes onto a shelf. Vision walks in and a dish hits his head, breaking it into pieces.] Vision: My wife and her flying saucers. Wanda Maximoff: My husband and his indestructible head. – WandaVision Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Narrator: [last lines in the series] The unique ability to stand upright, and the agility this allowed, gives the early dinosaurs a competitive edge over our four-legged mammal ancestors. Repressed by these swift killers, our ancestors are reduced to small creatures hiding in the shadows. Their time will come... [The scene cuts ahead to the Jurassic, where the dinosaurs now rule the Earth] But for the next 170 million years, the world belongs to the dinosaurs! – Walking with Monsters Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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