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Zoey: Chase, thank you so much! Chase: It’s okay, but, actually, it wasn’t me. Zoey: Michael? Michael: Not me. Zoey: Then who was it? (Chase and Michael point to Logan) Logan? Why would you want to keep me at PCA? Logan: If you weren't around, who else would I pick on? – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dean Rivers: I'm not going to ask you again. Who did this? Chase: Technically, sir, you did just ask again. Dean Rivers: Chase! Chase: Sorry. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Nicole: (crying) But this is the best school ever! They have a pool, cute boys, a beach across the street, and cute boys! Zoey: I bet there are cute boys back in your school in Kansas. Nicole: No, they're all dumb and gross. Zoey: Hey, Quinn, did you hear the news? This is our last semester here. Quinn: Can't talk. Plotting revenge. Nicole: I'm going to miss her freakish ways. (cries again) – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: Aw, it's a bunny with a PCA shirt on! Logan: Chase picked it out. Chase: Why do you tell people? – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Logan: Do girls know anything? Dana: I know how to make you cry. Logan: What are you gonna do? Kiss me? Dana: You wish! Logan: Yeah I do! (laughs) – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mr. Bradford: All right. Just stop my daddy from peeing and no one gets expelled. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mr. Savage: Do you know what this is? Chase: Some kind of scooter? Mr. Savage: (Buzzing noise) Wrong! Chase: Sorry. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Quinn: Where's the off button on this? Dana: Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek. Quinn: True. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: (on the phone to Chase) Chase, you rock! Chase: (to Michael) I rock! Michael: You´re OK. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Nicole: You're just jealous because my dad owns a juice company! Dana: What?! Zoey: What?! Nicole: I didn't know what to say! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: Well, tell him money doesn't give him the right to push people around. Chase: I did. Zoey: And? Chase: He gave me 50 bucks to shut up. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mr. Bender: Okay! Shut up. So, why are you guys fighting? Chase: Uh... Uh... he said... he said I have bushy hair! Mr. Bender: Now, Chase, your hair is unusually bushy. And Michael, the bushiness of his hair is none of your business. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Logan: Or I could give you a ride, maybe we could go to the beach and make out a little. Zoey: You know, I would, but it's so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she's vomiting. Chase: It's true. It happened to me once. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Logan: (to Chase) Why do you waste your time with the drama club? Why don't you go out for football or something? Chase: Because the drama club's loaded with hot girls. And I've seen the football team. They're not hot. Michael: I don't know. Dave, the quarterback, is a pretty handsome dude. (Chase and Logan give him weird looks) I've said too much. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
(Dustin knocks on Zoey's door) Dustin: Hey, is Zoey here? Dana: No. Dustin: Well, do you know where she is? Dana: Nope. Dustin: 'Cuz I think I'm sick, and I was wondering if... (Dana shuts the door in his face) – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Michael: Calm down. Let me ask you this, it's your play right? Chase: Yeah, so? Michael: So, if it's bothering you so much, then change it. Chase: Change it? Michael: Write a different ending. Chase: I can get rid of the kiss! Michael, you, my friend, are a genius in short pants! (runs off) Michael: I have my moments. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mr. Fletcher: Kill? Kill?! Chase: Yeah, see, it's actually supposed to say, "Zorka leans in to kill the lifeguard." Not kiss. It was just a complete typo. I'm always mixing up my S's and L's. Like one time I tried to write "Sassafras". I wrote "Lallafral"! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dustin: (to Quinn) Why are you taking off my shoes? Quinn: I'm going to cure you by applying proton impulses to the soles of your feet. Dustin: Can I please leave? Quinn: No... Ready? Dustin: No. (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) Ah! That tickles. (Quinn stops the proton device) Quinn: Do you feel better? Dustin: No! Quinn: I'll adjust the proton saturation. Dustin: Huh? (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) It's not making me better! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Nicole: He really is awesome? Chase: (sarcastically) Yeah, Logan's fantastic, just fantastic. Isn't he fantastic? Zoey: I don't see why you have to pick on him all the time. Logan's not such a bad guy. Nicole: Ooh. She's starting to like him. Dana: Ya think? Chase: What?! That's insane! It's insane, right Zoey? Zoey: Yeah, I mean... Chase: You mean what? Zoey: I don't know. Maybe, I do like him... Chase: Okay. I got to go. Zoey: Where are you going? Chase: To take a bath. What difference does it make? – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: I wonder who invented the meatball. Zoey: What do you mean invented? Chase: Well, some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said, "Yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form. And thus the meatball was born". – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: (About Mark) Go talk to him. Quinn: Oh, I dunno. I'm not very good at talking to guys. Zoey: It's easy. It's just like talking to girls, but you gotta use smaller words. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Quinn: Okay, so, what do I do? Zoey: Just pretend Chase is a guy. Chase: Uh, thanks. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Quinn: Did you know that female spiders eat their children? Chase: Huh? Quinn: Spiders aren't insects! They're arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice? Chase: Oh, my God. Quinn: Tell me about your first rash. Chase: Zoey. Zoey: Quinn. Quinn: I'm curious. I have an extra toe. Wanna see? Chase: MAKE IT STOP! Quinn: Don't you guys want to see my extra toe? Zoey, Nicole, Dana & Chase: No! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Quinn: Hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey, Clint. Chase: Quinn. Quinn: Did you say, "Clint"? Chase: He said, "Quinn." Mark I said, "Clint." Quinn: Who's Clint? Chase: He meant, "Quinn". – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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