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Old Raimundo:
Kimiko, take the Denshi Bunny and turn yourself into a electricity. Then, travel through the wires until you'll find the Wu vault where Jack keeps his Wu. I used the conch to the location.

Old Kimiko:
What's that? Oh, never mind. I'll look around to see where Jack keeps this Wu. [coughs] Denshi Bunny.

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Old Raimundo:
Guys, this is a test we've been waiting for. I'd say we breaking in the palace, and take back of Sands of Time.

Old Clay:
Oh, we're not exactly the lame mean rotten machine we'll will once more.

Old Raimundo:
First, you were never lean. And second, we're still Xiaolin warriors. We fought together once, and we can do it again. It's up to us now. The Shroud of Shadows!

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Omi:
I fear I have ruined the future.

Old Master Fung:
Remember this young monk, the future can always be changed.

Old Raimundo:
Every once in a while, the old dude still spits out words of wisdom. But mostly he just spits.

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Raimundo:
You know, if it weren't for Chase, we'd be so much further along in our fight against evil.

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Dojo:
I have TENS all around!

Omi:
I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker!

[all grin evilly at Jack as they converge on him]

Jack:
No, no! You can't! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! [screaming as they attacking on him]

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Hannibal Bean:
I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting.

Chase Young:
[Referring to Wuya] And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours.

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Chase Young:
[To Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer)] You surprised me, Spicer. I'm rarely surprised, but never fooled. [Sniffs] By the way, love the perfume.

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Raimundo:
[To Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer)] Yeah, you go girl-[shocked] boy.

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Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer):
Mind Reader Conch!

Chase Young:
I locked away that foolish vegetable once, I'll do it again

Hannibal Roy Bean:
You cross the wrong Bean, when you cross Hannibal Roy Bean! [Throws a big chunk of rock]

Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer):
Mind Reader Conch!

Hannibal Roy Bean:
That Chase has girly hair, a real warrior shaves his head like me.

Chase Young:
Hah! You could pour fertilizer on your head and nothing would grow! [smirking]

Hannibal Roy Bean:
ERRRRR! MOBY MORPHER!

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Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer):
I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio!

Hannibal Roy Bean:
I'll wager my Moby Morpher against your Conch and Chase's Serpent's Tail.

Chase Young:
I will fight without Shen Gong Wu.

Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer):
The game is Last To Drop Wins. [in unison with Hannibal and Chase] Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

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[Kimiko then shows Jack Spicer a video on her laptop]

Omi (imitating Wuya):
Do not underestimate Jack Spicer. Those bubble-bots are genius.

Clay (imitating Chase Young):
Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level.

Raimundo:
[offscreen] Dojo, get out of that shot!

Kimiko (imitating Hannibal Roy Bean):
He is truly evil incoming.

Jack Spicer:
Yes! It is time to make my move. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o!

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Master Fung:
Hannibal together with Wuya could mean the end of the world..

Raimundo:
Where have I heard the before? Oh yeah! "PREVIOUSLY ON XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN"!

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Hannibal Roy Bean:
I hate to rain on your parade snowball, but I do not think so!

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Kimiko:
Jack Spicer, you’re like so not getting this Wu!

Jack:
"Jack Spicer, you’re so like not getting this Wu!" Wrong! Meet my new Fishbots.

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Hannibal:
Poor little guy is like a fish outta water! [evilly laughing]

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Omi:
Solution is most simple! Raimundo must never sleep again!

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Omi:
During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as [hold a bucket of cold water] DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER!

Raimundo:
Huh? [cold water hits his face, which get frosted with ice] WHOA!

[Omi breaks the ice off of Raimundo, who shivers]

Omi:
You may need some practice, even though you will never be as good as me.

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Raimundo:
[yawns] Would it kill ya to get some reclining seats, Dojo.

Dojo:
Please return all complaints to their full shut-up position, as we approach our final destination: Jack Spicer's lair.

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Kimiko:
Come on! Work it like you own it.

Raimundo:
I think I'm gonna [yawns] just freestyle.

Dojo:
Oooh, I got it! Trouble with a stuffed animal. Those things can get so surly.

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Master Fung:
I miss you, too. But you must stop calling every 5 minutes!

Dojo:
Master Fung...who's that?

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Master Fung:
Uh, Dojo, this is Frenchy Foo. Just an old friend passing through.

Dojo:
[gasps] Another dragon!?

Master Fung:
Dojo, it isn't like that.

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Omi:
[To the Xiaolin monks] Monks, double your efforts....Raimundo...Triple yours.

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Jack Spicer:
That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?

Hannibal Roy Bean:
My guess, an extra chromosome.

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Dojo:
The Denshi Bunny Wu is more impressive than its name suggests.

Raimundo:
So, it doesn't make you a bunny?

Dojo:
Noooo. That would be just plain, silly.

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