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[Sheldon and Mary both think the other might have some mental health issues]

Sheldon Cooper:
You think *I* have mental problems?

Mary Cooper:
Well, not "problems". I'm just worried about your future. And when I see you moving sub-atomic particles around in the air, that makes me...

Sheldon Cooper:
Sub-atomic particles are real! You talk to an invisible man in the sky who grants wishes. If anyone's mental, it's you!

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Dr. Linkletter:
[Last line, after Sheldon left his class] No wonder Sturgis went crazy.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Missy Cooper:
Is Sheldon going to jail?

Mary Cooper:
No!

Missy Cooper:
Damn it.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Sheldon Cooper:
Good news. I found a way to take a break from science.

Mary Cooper:
That's great. What is it?

Sheldon Cooper:
A fantasy book series called "The Lord of the Rings".

Mary Cooper:
It's got "the Lord" in it. That's something.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Mary:
Okay. Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner.

Sheldon:
Hot darn.

Missy:
That guy's back.

Georgie:
I thought he was in the nuthouse.

Mary:
We do not call it that!

Georgie:
That's what dad calls it.

Mary:
And that's why I made him sit. We need to make sure that Dr. Sturgis feels comfortable.

George:
How are we supposed to do that?

Mary:
For starters, do not bring up his time in the hospital.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Sheldon Cooper:
[encouraging Missy] Do good baseball.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Georgie Cooper:
[Repeated line, unenthusiastically] Uh-huh.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Dale:
You wanna switch to light beer?

George Cooper Sr:
Hey, I may have boobs, but I'm still a man.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
They don't seem happy about it.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon:
Some mail brought pain.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon:
And one time, Missy, you got something.

– Young Sheldon, Season 3  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
Hello, I'm Sheldon Cooper. And this is "Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College." Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home, but enroll full time to continue my studies with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
The next day, the local news showed up to me and my family. Which may sound impressive, but this is the same local news that covered a potato chip shaped like Texas.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
In fact, it was the best graduation party I had ever been to, until the one we had for my son, Leonard Cooper.

All:
Amen.

Missy:
Cake!

Adult Sheldon (VO):
I wanted his name to be Leonard "Nimoy" Cooper, but Amy wouldn't let me.

Amy (VO):
Be happy I let you name him Leonard!

Adult Sheldon (VO):
Okay, okay!

Amy (VO):
Love you.

Adult Sheldon (VO):
Love you, too.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
Yes, leave the crusts on.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Mary:
We need to stop so I can pee.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
With no access to controlled substances, I was left with only one option.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Sheldon:
Hey, speaking of accidents, which this clearly was Insurance covers everything, right? If you're worried about me sending you a bill, don't be.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Mary:
Oh, sorry. It was cancelled.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
I don't know, looks pretty good to me.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
As long as I can remember, unlocking the mechanisms that govern the physical universe was my greatest passion.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Mary:
Missy, 10 minutes.

Missy:
Okay.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
Behind every great scientist, there were often unsung helpers toiling away in the background. Presenting great lab assistants in scientific history. When Alexander Graham Bell needed an assistant, it was Thomas Augustus Watson who answered the call.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
After a few short weeks as a full-time college student, I'm proud to say, the transition had gone quite nicely. My classes were going well, I knew my way around campus. And I had an active and vibrant social life.

– Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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