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Wuya: Jack, use your Shen Gong Wu! Jack: Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks Wuya] Wuya: Not me you fool! Jack: Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks himself] [Wuya kicks Jack in the butt and Jack uses the Changing Chopsticks, making themselves normal-sized again] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: The jig is down! You're at the top of your rope! Spoon over that Wu! [Pauses, everyone stares at him]. Jack: Oooh, oh! I got it! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! [Starts dancing and brings out an evil genius ribbon] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Clay: Dojo, you're practically one of them critters! Have any ideas? Dojo: [Indignantly] I BEG YOUR PARDON! That's like me saying you're practically a monkey. Just because she speaks with a British accent doesn't make her smart, like a dragon! We fly, breathe fire and chew with our mouths closed! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Raimundo: No, the old hag won't think small like that. She'll be thinkin'... Clay: Yeah, anyway, Raimundo. Where I come from we have a sayin' follow the oil. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Kimiko: Check out the spring in my step! Wudai Mars, Fire! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: We cannot just stand by and watch Wuya and Jack being chewed up by a big dinosaur. Kimiko: You're right. Someone better get the camcorder. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi The Treasure of the Blind Swordsman is gone! Raimundo: This is all my fault for leaving it behind. Clay: Oh, what no good hombre could have taken it? Dojo: Hmm. I have a pretty good idea. [At night, wolf howls] Hannibal Bean: With the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman mine, soon, the rest of the world will follow. Raah! [laughing evilly as its magic shines forth for him] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Raimundo: Way to kick butt! Especially when you can't see butt. Omi: I do not understand. How can someone without sight fight so well? Blind Old Man: [Sighs] Again with the questions. It is quite simple. I use my mind to see rather than my eyes. [loudly] DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE? That is the secret to the treasure chest. The answers to all your questions lie inside. You just have to look. Raimundo: The treasure chest! We left it back on the trail! Kimiko: Uh, you left it back on the trail! Blind Old Man: Now, if you'll excuse me, I really must find the bathroom. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Blind Old Man: Perhaps you I'd like to surrender now. Jack: Perhaps you I'd like to keep your disses to yourself, four-eyes! [Record scratches] Wuya: He's blind! Jack: Even better! Time to double-team, Mr. No-eyes! Ha ha! Jack's on an evil rant now! Thorn of Thunderbolt! Wuya: Silk Spitter! Blind Old Man: Mantis Flip Coin! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Jack, Wuya, and Blind Old Man touch the sack of Wu at the same time] Blind Old Man: I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio! Raimundo: Come on, let's take 'em! Omi: No, we cannot dishonor his challenge. Jack: Our Thorn of Thunderbolt and Silk Spitter against your Mantis Flip Coin and the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman. Blind Old Man: The game is Emperor of the Train. Last man standing wins. Jack, Wuya, & Blind Old Man: Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Blind Swordsman: You have summoned the spirit of the Blind Swordsman, loyal to whoever possesses the treasure chest. Raimundo: So, how about showing us how to use our new weapons? Blind Swordsman: Open your mind and trust that your weapon will show you the way. Omi: Shimo Staff! Ha! Oh ho! My weapon and I are most magnificent! [smooch] Clay: Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff! Ha! Huh? Whoo! Well, I'll be a 3-legged centipede! Kimiko: Arrow Sparrow! [Boom] Burn, baby, burn! Raimundo: Blade of the Nebula! Huh? Hah! Whoo! I got the power! Hoo! Hoo! I got the power! Omi: Come, Dojo. We must rescue the blind old man at once! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Omi is stuck to a cactus] Kimiko: Omi! Are you okay? Omi: [cringing] I have a thousand needles in my backside! WHAT DO YOU THINK?! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: [Doing a crossword] What's a four-letter word for idiot? Wuya: Jack. Jack: Perfect! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Blind Old Man: [As he's being kidnapped] Hey! Who is that? Where am I? I need to use the bathroom. Wuya: [To Jack] What about the treasure chest? Guardian: What?! That's disgusting! [Pauses] You- you were talking to me? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Raimundo: She's not your mom, she's a robot! Omi: [shocked] A robot!? [The Xiaolin monks furiously turn to Jack Spicer] Jack: [gesturing to Wuya and Hannibal; cowering fearfully] Hey, they made me do it. They made build all other robots. Hannibal Bean then used the Moby Morpher to make my robots look like your relatives. If you had any. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Omi and Omi robot mother touch the Shen Gong Wu at the same time] Omi: [shocked] Mother?! Robot Mother: I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. The game is Bamboo Hopping. First to fall, loses. Omi: [heartbroken] My mother…on the side of evil? Robot Mother: When you're a parent, you'll understand. I wager my Orb of Tornami against your Lasso Boa-Boa. Omi: How'd you get my Orb?! Robot Mother: I went through your pocket when you were clipping your father's toenails. [Camera zooms in on Omi's face, feeling angry over being turned against by his own mother] Omi & Robot Mother: [in unison] Let's go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Hope: (to Gabrielle) Xena won't kill her own daughter. You know how hard that is. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 5 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Xena: (to Gabrielle as she lay dying) Gabrielle, you're the most pure thing in my life... (to Eve) ...and you're my great hope. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 5 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Gabrielle: Looks like you got your daughter back. Xena: No, we got our daughter back. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 5 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Xena: Neither of you is going to leave me. Gabrielle, you're the most pure thing in my life. And you're my great hope. So, I'm not gonna let either of you go! Aphrodite: So sad. Xena: Well, if you care so much, why don't you cure her? Aphrodite: Gods can only heal with Athena's blessing. That's not gonna happen. Xena: -Then take us to Olympus. Aphrodite: -Why? Xena: I want to offer them a deal. Aphrodite: And you'll kill them if they don't accept? Xena: Please! Gabrielle doesn't have much time. Aphrodite: All right! I'll take you to Olympus! – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 5 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Aphrodite: Can we leave the bard out of this? Athena: Do you have a soft spot for Gabrielle? Aphrodite: She's my friend. Athena: Oh, well, then don't watch. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 5 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ares: You shot me! I'm the God of War! Nobody shoots the God of War! – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 5 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyane: You tricked us! Xena: You pronounced him dead yourself. Nothing says he has to stay dead. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 5 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyane: Queen Gabrielle. Gabrielle: wakes up startled Not tonight. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 5 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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