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Police Officer:
What are you kids doing in there?!

Young Sheldon, Season 2  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
Where are you going? It's closed.

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added 7 months ago

Paige:
Let's get out of here.

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Paige:
You happy to see me?

Sheldon:
Not immediately.

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Sheldon:
I'm Carl Sagan.

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Kids:
Trick-or-treat!

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Sheldon:
Did you kill it?

Missy:
You tell me.

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George Cooper Sr:
What do you say we keep this quiet?

Sheldon:
Like a secret.

George Cooper Sr:
All you gotta do is be cool!

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Meemaw:
He's grabbing at straws now.

Sheldon:
So, if god's plan is to save all of the universe, that means a race of octopus aliens light-years away could only be saved by Jesus?

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Mary:
You need to come home with me.

Sheldon:
No. I'm working.

Mary:
There is a tornado watch. Let's go!

Meemaw:
Oh, come on, Mary. We've had a watch every day for 2 months, nothing ever happens.

Sheldon:
I think you're just worried I'm earning the money to send in my college application.

Mary:
I am worried it is not safe out here. Let's go!

Sheldon:
I can worry about my own safety, thank you.

Mary:
I don't care if you think you're an adult. I'm your mother, and you will do as I say.

[A tornado warning siren sound effect is heard]

Meemaw:
Well, that ain't good.

Mary:
You believe me now? Mom?

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Principal Petersen:
First of all, I want to thank you both for coming.

Mary:
Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?

Principal Petersen:
Uh, he didn't do anything.

George Sr.:
Gosh, Tom, I want to believe you.

Principal Petersen:
Okay, the problem is the curriculum here is not challenging enough for Sheldon. Now, he gets bored and maybe doesn't express himself in the most productive way.

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Sheldon:
[seeing how well-behaved and studious the Wilmont students are] What's wrong with them?

Mary:
What are you talking about?

Sheldon:
They're so quiet. Are they on medication?

Mary:
No. They're just smart like you.

Sheldon:
I've been going to school in a zoo.

George Sr.:
[quietly to Mary] Not too sure about these uniforms. Kinda froufrou.

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Dr. Flora Douglas:
I must tell you, in all I've been here, I have never seen such glowing letters of recommendation from a student's teachers.

George Sr.:
Well, that's real nice to hear.

Dr. Flora Douglas:
Now, listen to this: "Putting aside his superior intellect, Sheldon is a delight to have in the class. He's fun-loving, easy to get along with, and always ready to help another student."

Sheldon:
That doesn't sound like me at all.

Mary:
Sure it does, sweetie.

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Sheldon:
You're catholic, right? Explain it to me.

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Sheldon:
We really need to get one of these.

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Mary:
No. What on earth?

Sheldon:
Hello.

Mary:
What are you doing?

Sheldon:
I made a real germ-proof hedge of protection.

Mary:
Oh, honey, you can't stay in there.

Sheldon:
I've got a refrigerator, I've got my sleeping bag, and anything else I need I can make out of Legos.

Mary:
What's with the Halloween costume?

Sheldon:
In case of a breach.

Mary:
Stay right there.

Sheldon:
That's my plan.

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Mary:
Here is the cherry on top!

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Sheldon:
She knows who I am. It's going well.

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Sheldon:
I decided to become an actor!

Missy:
Methalone act normal.

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added 7 months ago

Luis:
Cooper. Your stop.

Sheldon:
Would you mind dropping me off closer to my house?

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Adult Sheldon:
I also had extraordinary hearing. During dinner, I could tune out the cacophony of chewing, slurping, chewing, cutlery scraping against plates, chewing, and my father's heavy breathing as he wrestled with a ketchup bottle. But tonight, there was one sound I couldn't tune out.

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added 7 months ago

Sheldon:
I do believe there was subtext there. Did you pick up on it?

Meemaw:
Yeah.

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Sheldon:
Oh, Meemaw, no.

Mary:
Hey, who are you calling?

Sheldon:
Dr. Sturgis.

Mary:
Why?

Sheldon:
I saw Meemaw get in the car with Mr. Rosenbloom.

Mary:
(distorted voice) No...

Adult Sheldon:
I don't know if it really happened this way, but to my 9-year-old mind, my mother was flying.

Young Sheldon, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Sheldon:
Dr. Sturgis, welcome.

Dr. John Sturgis:
Thank you, Sheldon.

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added 7 months ago

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