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J-Roc: You gonna be a great big star, Gee! Ma-fuckas in Russia... Why do you think Reveen does so good over there, you know what I'm sayin'? You gonna be bigger than Reveen! Put that shit on, get your freak on, it's all good! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
J-Roc: You know'm sayin' everybody that walk on the face of the Earth tryin' to judge the J-Roc, know'm sayin'? See wha'm sayin'? But I ain't shook, 'cause ma-fuckas tryin' to take me out and stuff, but they can't, right? Know'm sayin'? Tyrone: You're sayin' "know what I'm sayin'" too many times! 80 or 90 times? That's too many times! Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, man? J-Roc: What are you, from the Department of Know'm Sayin's? You takin' a Know'm Census? You countin' my Know'm Sayin's? We're hangin' out, right? Tyrone: 80 or 90 times? That's too many Know'm Sayin's, know'm sayin'? J-Roc: See wha'm sayin' you're ridin' on my jock, you know'm sayin'? I'm just tryin' to have a good time, you know'm sayin'? and you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's! Tyrone: That's too many times. Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, know'm sayin'? No... J-Roc: How am I supposed to be myself when you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's all the time, you know'm sayin'? Victoria: J-Roc, I think you're saying it way too much. J-Roc: Sayin' what? [all three simultaneously] J-Roc: Know'm sayin'? Tyrone: Know'm sayin'. Victoria: Know'm sayin'. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bubbles: The whole idea of it's got me pretty damn frisky, too! It's been, uh...Been quite a while since that stuff went on with me. I'm really frisky! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[filming From Russia With The Love Bone] Victoria: Gee, Stacy, I bet we could get like $12,000 for this on the open market. Ricky: Everybody freeze. What's going on here? Stacy: Maybe there's something that we can work out, Sergeant, yes? [Stacy drops and begins unbuckling Ricky's pants] Ricky: Ah, maybe there is, yes. Bubbles: Sergeant Boris. What's going on here? Ricky: Corporal Alexi, we found the motorcycle bandits. They want to work something out. Bubbles: That's them, is it? Let's get it on, then! [Ricky can't get it up] Trevor: Testicle difficulties, please stand by. Ricky: J-Roc, I can't do this. I'm thinking about Lucy, and...I don't know what's, I...I need about 5 minutes here. J-Roc: Aight. Aight, cut. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
J-Roc: Aight, Soft Serve. Here's what I'm talkin' about. You can't do the X-to-the-X-to-the-X. So we gonna do some SC witcha candy, that's soft-core, right? Know what I'm sayin'? it's still gonna play in hotels and all that and you're still gonna be a star. But Bubbles, you ain't havin' no troubles. You wanna get with her? Bubbles: Well, if it's OK with her I certainly would. J-Roc: That aight? Stacy: Yeah, that's cool. J-Roc: Aight. Stacy: Don't be nervous, Bubbles. I'll take good care of you. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Ricky is trying to threaten Jim into relinquishing the porno tape] Ricky: Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around! Jim: Don't you mean what's all around comes around, Ricky? Ricky: This isn't fuckin' over yet. Jim: That's nice talk to use on television, eh? Don't forget you started this shit storm, Limpy! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Julian, listening to his phone messages] Ricky: Julian! It's Ricky here. Just letting you know that, uh, I've thought about this, I feel I have no other options. I'm gonna go down to Lahey's trailer, I'm gonna break in, and I'm basically probably gonna kill Mr. Lahey and I'm thinking about killing Randy as well and I'm gonna take the porno tape back. I've talked to Bubbles about it, he's probably gonna give me a hand because we both can't have this tape floating around. So, anyway, you know, I was kind of counting on you to maybe help plan this, but if you don't want to that's up to you. I just hope you won't feel guilty when me and Bubbles are in jail and you know that you could have prevented a murder. Talk to you later. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Jim is smoking a cigarette, then it cuts to the Shitmobile playing music, then the music stopped when it cut back to Jim and Randy and Julian throws his water bottle out of the Shitmobile] Randy: Made it. Look, he just friggin' littered right in the park for god sakes. Jim: The son of a bitch. Randy: What an asshole. Jim: I don't. Eye. Eye. Goddamn cigarettes everything. [Ricky gives Jim the middle finger] Randy: See, they're just lookin. They're trying to get us goin', eh? Jim: I You know. You know, do you know what recidivism is Randy? Randy: I don't have a clue, Mr. Lahey. Jim: That's when people go back to jail over and over and over. I think we got a couple of A1 class act recidivists up there. Look at him. [Ricky gets out of the Shitmobile to make the the Fuckmobile stop] Ricky: Fuck off! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Trinity: I shot my Daddy in the bum and Mummy's gonna get mad at me. [Trinity takes a bite of a weed brownie] Trinity: These taste funny! [Trinity throws the weed brownie into the yard] – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Julian is driving Ricky and the dog after Ricky got shot and the dog ate weed brownies] Ricky: It's not my fault. You're the one that left the dog with me. I didn't wanna look after him anyway. Julian: Ricky, Ricky, I was gone for forty-five minutes. Ricky: Look, I'm bleeding to death here. Just get me to a doctor and shut up! Julian: Oh, take you to the doctor. What's gonna happen? The police will get involved Ricky. Think! Ricky: I don't give a. I'M BLEEDIN' TO DEATH HERE! YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT! LOOK AT MY ASS! Julian: I don't care about your ass, Ricky! I gotta call Levi. Ricky: LEVI?! FUCK LEVI! I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION! Julian: Listen Ricky. If that dog dies I swear to God I'll let you bleed to death. All right?! Ricky: I don't give a fuck about the dog! All right? Julian: SHUT UP! Ricky: WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?! ME OR THE DOG?! Julian: SHUT UP! Ricky: WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?! Julian: SHUT UP! [Julian dials Levi's number on the cordless phone] Ricky: Fuckin' bleedin' to death here! Julian: Come on, Levi. [Levi answers] Julian: Levi, thank God. I got a situation on my hands here. Ricky: You fuckin' asshole. What the fuck were you doing eating my brownies? Julian: Ricky has a bullet in his ass and he fed the dog a bunch of weed brownies. Ricky: I DIDN'T FEED THE DOG BROWNIES!!! Julian: YOU FED THE DOG!! Ricky: HE ATE THEM!! Julian: SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE, RICKY!! Ricky: I NEED FUCKIN'!! Julian: SHUT UP!! Ricky: THIS IS FUCKED UP! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Ricky and Julian are trying to break into a barn to steal a riding lawn mower} Julian: Here you go, break in. [Hands Ricky a crowbar] Ricky: Why do I have to break in? Julian: Because this is all your fault and I'm in charge! Hurry up! Ricky: It's your fault. You gave me the dog, you idiot. Julian: Hurry up! [Ricky takes the crowbar and pries the door open, an alarm sounds] Ricky: Jesus Christ! [Ricky draws a pistol and shoots into the barn, silencing the alarm] Ricky: Who the fuck puts an alarm system in a barn? Fuckin' idiots! [Ricky and Julian are struggling to push the lawn mower out of the barn, Ricky falls down and an inflatable raft falls down on top of him. He gets up and angrily slams the raft back up against the wall while the sound man leans over the lawn mower, attempting to catch it all] [Ricky grabs the boom mic] Ricky: Hey retard! Can you hear me? I need a hand in here! Come fuckin' help us! [The sound man puts the lawn mower into neutral, allowing them to push it easily] Ricky: Oh, it's in neutral now. Well sorry I'm not so smart. I didn't know that. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Farmer comes out with a shotgun] Ricky: Let's go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. who the fuck is that guy? What do you want?! Julian: Relax, Ricky. Ricky What do you want?! Farmer: WHAT'S GOING ON?! Ricky: Nothing. [Farmer shoots at them] Sound Guy: FUCK! AH FUCK! Donny: WHAT IN THE FUCK?! Julian: Get in the truck! Sound Guy: I'M FUCKING SHOT! Ahh, fuck! [Julian drags Sound Guy in the truck] Julian: RICKY, GET IN THE TRUCK! Sound Guy: FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK! Julian: GET IN THE TRUCK! Sound Guy: FUCK! Cover me, man! I'm fucking shot again here! [Julian fires off shots] Sound Guy: I'M FUCKING SHOT!!! Julian: HOLD YOUR FIRE!! SOMEBODY'S HURT HERE!!!!! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Julian: So, Luce, can I ask you something? Lucy: Yeah, what? Julian: What's up with this lawsuit thing? Sarah: Look, Ricky doesn't even understand what child support is, Julian. He doesn't get the fucking concept. Lucy: I figure that a lawsuit will sorta clear his head a little, make him a little bit more responsible. Sarah: No, I don't fucking think so. The only way Ricky is gonna get any smarter is if he dies and comes back as a turnip. He just keeps on getting stupider, Julian. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Randy, come back here for a second. Randy: What's up, Rick? Ricky: Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit. Bubbles: Yeah, and get me some fuckin' Gummiworms and stuff. Randy: Gummiworms, OK. Ja-lap-ano chips. Pepperoni. You want anything, Julian? Julian: (shakes his head no) Randy: Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there? Julian: (changes his mind) Yeah, pick me up a bag of ja-lap-ano chips. Randy: All right. Ricky: Jalapeno? What flavor is that? Julian: Ricky, the "J" is silent. You're saying it wrong. Bubbles: The "J" is like an H, Ricky. "Hal-a-pee-no," not "ja-lap-ano." Ricky: What in the fuck are you guys talking about? Bubbles: Hal-a-pee-no. Hal-a-pee-no. That's how you pronounce it. Ricky: I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 2 (2002) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jim: Alright, boys! Cease and desist! The cops are on the way to Number 1 Bonnyview, right now, with a warrant. Ricky: Bullshit! Julian: What are you talking about, Lahey? Jim: You know what a shit rope is, Julian? It's a rope covered with shit that criminals try to hold on to. You see, the shit kind of acts like grease. The harder you try to climb up, the tighter you try to hold on, the faster you slide down the rope, Julian. All the way to jail. Ricky: This is private property. Get the fuck outta here. Have another drink, Lahey. Bubbles: Holy shit. Ricky: Great guys, what are we gonna do now? Bubbles: I'm afraid of shit ropes. What is a shit rope? Ricky: I don't know. Julian: Meeting inside, let's go! Bubbles: What's a shit rope? Ricky: He's drunk. I don't fucking know. Bubbles: Are we sliding down some sort of a shitty rope? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 2 (2002) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bubbles: What kind of trouble can I get in for driving you guys with all this dope and these guns and all the crazy bullshit? (cuts to Cyrus and Sam being arrested by police officers) Ricky: It's not a big deal, Bubbles, don't worry about it. We got in a little bit of a gun fight, I got shot a little bit, it's no big deal. A bit of dope to get rid of. We're fine. (cuts back to the boys) Bubbles: I don't know, Ricky. I heard that, you know, you could get in a lot of trouble for having that much dope and guns. Julian: Bubbles, you'll just get a slap on the wrist, man. Everything'll be cool. You might get a fine or something, I'll take care of it, I promise. Bubbles: But you guys will get in big trouble. Ricky: It's no big- we've been in a lot worse shit than this, Bubbles. This was nothing. (sees a helicopter in the distance) What the- aw, fuck, great! A heli-fucking-copter! Bubbles: Oh, God! Pilot: Bravo Tango 1, we have the suspects heading north on Highway 1 O 3, in a Bronco pulling an Airstream trailer. Suspect is leaning out of the vehicle. Ricky: (leans out the window) Get the fuck out of here! There's nothing to see here! Leave us the fuck alone! We're just on vacation! I'm calling the cops 'cause you're flying way too fucking low, you assholes! (gets back in the vehicle) Fuck, this sucks right now. Julian: This is going to be cool, boys. We're gonna get away with this. Don't worry about it. Ricky: Fucking Cyrus. Fucking Sam. Bubbles: There's a helicopter behind us! Ricky: No shit! Just keep driving, we'll lose it in the trees up here or something. (cuts to a cat standing in the middle of the road) Bubbles: Is that a kitty on the road? Ricky: I need a fucking- Bubbles: THERE'S A KITTY ON THE ROAD!!! Julian: NO! Ricky: DON'T DO IT! [The Bronco swerves violently, causing it to crash] Bubbles: (gets out of the Bronco) Boys, come on! She's gonna blow! Ricky: Son of a bitch! Bubbles: Come on, Ricky! [Ricky and Julian get out of Bronco] Pilot: Vehicle has crashed. Repeat, vehicle has crashed. Suspects are on foot. Ricky: I'm never getting in a vehicle with you again! Bubbles: I'm not gonna run over a kitty to save your dope, Ricky! [A rooster crows and bubbles hides behind a hay bale] Julian: Come one, boys. Let me think. Bubbles: We gotta hide! [Sirens are wailing] Julian: Boys! The cops! Ricky, give me your gun! Bubbles: I'm getting out of here! Ricky: Boys, the hash! The hash is still in the trailer! We gotta get it! [A cow moos] Julian: Ricky, Ricky! There's no hash in the trailer! Ricky: What!? You smoked all the hash!? Julian: I sold it this morning! Check it out the evidence is on fire! They can't do shit to us! Bubbles: Ricky! Julian! Help me! I'm all tangled up in this fuckin' wire! Ricky: Cone on, guys! We gotta get out of here! Julian: We're not leavin'! Bubbles: Ricky! Julian! Help me! I'm all tangled up in this! Fuckin' wire! Ricky: Come on, both! We gotta get out of here! [Julian and Ricky pulls up Bubbles] Bubbles: Help me out! [The cow moos again] Cop: Freeze! Nobody Move! [The other cops arrest the boys] Ricky: Alright, everybody calm down here! Get this fuckin' cop around here and just calm down! This guy's totally innocent! He's a farmer came out to help us out of he wreck, he saved our lives and you guys are gonne be sued if you arrest him cuz he's innocent! Bubbles: That's right! That's right! I can't see that well and I tripped into that wire! I don't even know what's fuckin' going on here! (The cow moos again) The helicopter over there! The cows are scared! (The cow moos again) Everybody can get the fuck off my property! Pilot: 2 suspects in custody. Headquarters has identified another vehicle approaching. Jim Lahey, trailer park supervisor from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. The other man with no shirt is Randy. Jim: Hey, boys! Good luck back in Con College! Ricky: Fuck you, Lahey! Gets this fuckin' helicopter out of here! Come on, guys! You know this now right now! Jim: Julian, you owe me $500 damage to the Airstream! Julian: Not a problem, Lahey! I'll give it to you as soon as I'm released! Ricky: Which would be in a little bit cuz we didn't do anything wrong. There's no evidence. Nothing happened. We're on a little vacation here, guys. Had a bit of an accident. Calm down. You guys don't got shit. You don't have jacked shit. There's no fuckin' evidence. Nothin'. I want your bathrooms cuz I'm soon here. Julian: Everything's cool here, Ricky! Ricky: If they think we're going to jail, they're fuckin' dreamin'! I'm suing your families, your grandparents and your fuckin' pets! I need a cigarette here! Fuck sakes! Bubbles: (Feeds the cow) There's the food that you like. Eat very tight. There you go. [The cow moos again] Bubbles: Pretend like you know me. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 2 (2002) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Julian, I can't deal with this bullshit right now! Julian: It's alright, man. Ricky: What time is it, Bubbles? Bubbles: It's 11:30 Ricky. [Ricky lights a cigarette in the bank] Bubbles: Ricky, you can't fucking light up in the bank! Ricky: I can do whatever the fuck I want now, buddy! I'm rich as fuck now! 38 grand in unmarked bills, I don't give a fuck! Unknown Man: Uh-oh. Julian: Ricky, calm down. Ricky: Julian, fuck all this bullshit. Fuck this bank. Let's just go spend it, man. Let's go shopping. We need some gifts, come on. Julian: Ricky, were gonna set up some GIC's and some RSP's, man. That's an investment. Bubbles: Bingo. Julian: You got it? Ricky: Fuck investments, Julian. Julian: Listen, we can go on vacation every year, man. Go on a cruise or something. Ricky: I don't give a fuck about a cruise. I wanna go spend the cash right now. Bubbles: Ricky, that's what smart people do with their fucking money. Invest it. Julian's handling all my finances. Julian: Listen, we just set up a few business in the trailer park, man. Why don't you let me control your money. Ricky: Control my money? Fuck RSVP's, Julian. What about Freedom 35!? I thought we were fucking retired! Bubbles: Uh-oh. Julian: Calm down. Ricky: I grew the fucking dope! It's my fucking money! Bubbles: You can't scream 'dope' out in the bank. Ricky: Dope dope dope-itty fucking dope dope! Bubbles: Here's security. Ricky: Fuck. Julian: Nice. Listen, I can walk out on my own, guys. Bubbles: Perfect! Julian: I can explain this. Ricky: Fuck off, salamander head! Give me my fucking cigarette back! Fuck off! Let go of me! Bubbles: Everybody calm down! We're leaving! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Ricky pulls up next to Randy and Jim] Ricky: Hey, guys. Don't want any trouble. Just got out of jail, I'm a new man. I got lots of money, all right? So I don't want to start any bullshit. What I do want is a brand-new double-wide trailer. The nicest one you got. Jim: That'll cost you, Ricky. Ricky: Yeah? Well, here's a thousand dollars down, for hook-up fees and six month's lease up front. Jim: Where the hell'd you get that kind of money? Ricky: I got lots of money, Lahey. [Julian rolls past in a new Ford Mustang convertible, stereo thumping] Jim: Oh, I get it. Never mind. Ricky: Lahey, I've got my own money, all right? I got lots of it in an endless supply. I want a double-wide trailer by 5:00 tomorrow or I'm calling Barbara. Simple as that. Jim: Ricky, I'm not hauling anything in this park unless I get $5000 down. Ricky: Believe me, I'd give you the money right now, but I don't trust either one of you fuck row knots. Jim: Yeah? And I don't trust you, shit bat. Collateral, Rick, or no trailer. Ricky: Fine. I'll give you some collateral. Why don't you go around and tell everybody in this park that I'll kiss your bare ass if I don't have the money by five o'clock tomorrow. That's some fucking collateral, isn't it? Randy: You'll kiss his bare ass? Ricky: That's what I said, dumbass. Jim: Ricky, that would mean that you'd agree to play by Sunnyvale Trailer Park rules. You willing to put that in writing? Ricky: Gimme a fucking pen! Jim: Get a lease agreement, Randy. Special clauses. Rick? [Jim hands Ricky a pen, Ricky gives Lahey a twenty dollar bill] Ricky: That's for the pen. And you know what? I get out of jail, I try to start things off on the right foot. And you wouldn't do that, would you? So I'm gonna pay you one-hundred dollars to fuck off. Leave me alone. Just give me my trailer and fuck off. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bubbles: Well, Ricky's been living in the Shitmobile for...I don't know how many years now. Julian gave it to him when he had no place to go and...Ricky goes on about it, you know, how much he hates the fucking thing, but he's lived in it so long I think he really...he'd really miss it if he didn't have it. Ricky: There's a lot of history, you know, in this car. I've been living in this car and its been a big part of my life, but...You know, it's fucked me around quite a bit. Sometimes it stalls on you and it doesn't work right. You get to need to go somewhere and it's like 'No, you're not fucking going anywhere because I'm gonna fucking stall on you and it pisses you off! Bubbles: It was Julian's grandmother who owned it originally and she left it to Julian. And that's probably how most of the damage got done because she used to drive around here drunk all the time, smashing into poles and stuff. You think Julian goes around with a drink a lot, you shoulda saw her. [the Shitmobile stalls out] Ricky: Yeah, you know what's coming, don't ya? You know what's gonna happen to you tonight! Bubbles: You know, he's always kicking it and being mean to it, but he loves that old Yorker. (unwraps a Tootsie Pop) Purple. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lawyer: I suggest you turn that camera off right now. If I see my face on TV or reproduced in any way, I will sue. Lucy: This is the guy, right here. The guy in the track suit. Ricky: Who in the fuck are you? Lucy: He's a fucking lawyer, Ricky. Ricky: And I'm a fuck offer. Lawyer: Richard, hi, I've heard so much about you. (hands Ricky some papers) Ricky: What the hell is this? Lawyer: Well, I guess you could call it a bill for being an asshole. Ricky: You better watch yourself, buddy. Bubbles, give me a hand with this reading stuff, please? (hands the papers to Bubbles) A lot of big words there, man. Bubbles: Three years child support payments you owe, Ricky. Ricky: Child reports? What? Now you got suit dummies making up big fancy word papers about me being a bad father because I'm rich now? This is bullshit, Lucy! I'm not a bad father am I, Trinity? Lucy: Ricky, a good father doesn't go to jail every year, OK? Ricky: Some do! Lawyer: I think you'll find those papers in order, Richard. See you in court. Ricky: (over megaphone) Think you're so big with your little suit and all your little college reading and stuff like that. Go fuck yourself! Lucy, you better not be banging him! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Trevor and Cory, what the fuck are you guys doing? I spent two grand on fireworks and I want to see some fucking fireworks! Come on! [standing on the hood of the Shitmobile with fireworks going off behind him] Ricky: All right everybody, fuck it! We're gonna get drunk, we're gonna eat donairs tonight! And I plan on getting drunk as fuck tonight! Drunk as fuck! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: I haven't stolen a 10-speed in over 2 years. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jim: Where's the five grand, Ricky? Ricky: It's right here, Shitler. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Saleswoman: Hello? Hi! Excuse me? Um, I'm looking for Ricky. I have his encyclopedias. Ricky: Trinity, come with me. Daddy bought you some encyclopedias so you can get smarter and you won't be stupid like Daddy when you get older! Saleswoman: Hi, sweetie! Ricky: So what's the damage? Saleswoman: Well, with tax it is $4,728.33, and that is the cash price. Ricky: What? For a bunch of fucking books? Saleswoman: Well, if you don't have it that's fine, but I have to tell you, that's a one-time price only... Ricky: Oh no, shhshhshh no no no...I've got lots of money, I've got the money right here. What are they, fucking printed in gold or something? Jesus Christ! Jim: Is that all the money you got, Ricky? Ricky: Well, I got...I thought I had more than this. I could sell some stuff, Lahey. I'll have your money tomorrow. I gotta do one thing at a time here. Jim: Well, well, well. What's it gonna be, Rick? You gonna buy the trailer? Or are you gonna kiss my bare ass right now in front of all these good people? [Ricky looks at Trinity, then gives the money to the saleswoman] Cory: Oh my God, he's gonna do it, dude! Holy shit, it's ass-kissing time, man! Right on! Trevor: You deserve this, Ricky! Sarah: My God, Lucy let's... let's get Trinity out of here right now. Lucy: Ricky, you did the right thing. Ricky: Let's fucking get this over with, Lahey. Jim: (unbuckles his belt) It would be my pleasure, Ricky! Ricky: Jesus Christ... Jim: Pucker up, boy! (pulls his pants down) Randy: Make it a quick one, Ricky! Ricky: Bite me, Randy. [Ricky takes a big haul off of a wine bottle, gives Jim a peck on the ass] Randy: That's enough! Trevor: I can't believe he did that! Cory: Damn, that's sick, dude! [Ricky spits] Trevor: I can't believe he did that! That's fuckin' gross, right? Jim: Well, I guess I won that one, Rick! Randy: Yeah, I hope you enjoyed that, Lahey. Julian: Leave him alone. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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