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Bubbles:
My God, Ricky! I think it's a letter from my mom! (reading letter aloud) Dear Bubbles: Merry Christmas. Sorry we're not there with you. It was the hardest thing we've ever done, when me and your dad had to pack up and leave you, but some very dangerous men were coming after your daddy, for his gambling, fighting and shooting his mouth off, drunk down at the legion. We never wanted to put you into any jeopardy so we had to leave fast. Hopefully some day you'll understand. P.S.: I've asked Julian's grandmother if you could stay with them for a bit. She said no problem, Julian would look after you. You're lucky you have a friend like Julian and that Richard boy who you try to help out with his school work.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
I saw Director's Cut, that was fuckin' awesome.

Bubbles:
Ricky, that was Blade Runner: The Director's Cut. That's not the name of the movie.

Terry:
Dennis, what the fuck is going on here?

Dennis:
Terry, can you do me a fucking favour and just chill out a little bit? All right? Everything is under control. Fuck, j-just chill out for a bit. Just sit down or somethin'...

Trailer Park Boys, Season 5 (2005)  Show Quote

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Terry:
Don't point the fucking gun at me!

Dennis:
Put the fucking guns down!

(As the boys continue arguing, Julian unintentionally points the gun at Obaa-Chan as she's walking by with snacks, unaware of--or ignoring--what's going on)

Dennis:
Don't point the gun at my grandmother!!

Julian:
I'm just taking a look at it!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 5 (2005)  Show Quote

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(upon seeing his shed piled with liquor bottles)

Bubbles:
It's a liquor-lanche!

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Ray:
Cory and Trevor fucked you guys over big-time, OK? That's what's going on. They fucked you over big-time. They took all your money, it's all gone, you don't own the park, everything is fucking gone. They took everything, boys.

[brief pause]

Ricky:
[dumbfounded] Dad, I don't know if I understand you right here. You're saying Cory and Trevor...th-they fucked up?

Trailer Park Boys, Season 5 (2005)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
(to Lahey when he says he's sorry) Oh, you're fuckin' sorry are you? What do you wanna do, play a big song on the Magdalene? (imitates someone playing a violin with a bow) You're fuckin' sorry? Bullshit you're sorry. (Ricky appears to be confusing a mandolin with Mary Magdalene).

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[Lucy and Sarah are helping Randy try on new pants]

Lucy:
The navy's really good. I actually can't see your underwear for once.

Sarah:
Yeah, they look really good, Randy. They're a big improvement.

Randy:
They're so comfortable. My other ones were so tight!

[Randy rocks from side to side, stretching in the new pants as Sarah checks a cuff]

Sarah:
Yeah, they're only one size bigger, too.

[Randy's gut hits Sarah in the face]

Sarah:
Randy!

Randy:
Sorry, Sarah.

Ricky:
(from outside) Lucy, get the fuck out here and tell me what's going on! Nice pants, Randy! You still look fucking stupid! Lucy, I'm serious! Get out here and talk to me!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Bubbles:
I remember Halloween 1977 like it was yesterday. I remember everything about that night.

Ricky:
Well, I didn't even smoke dope back in '77, so I can tell you exactly what happened on Halloween.

Julian:
I remember Halloween 1977 perfectly.

Ricky:
We dressed up as people from Star Wars and I remember Julian copied off me. I don't even remember what I dressed up as. Luke Skywalker or Dark Vader or something but Julian copied off me. Bubbles was the gold guy, I remember that.

Bubbles:
Had my C-3P0 outfit on. I remember the way the moon was gleamin' off the gold. I just wanted to get candy and Julian was on the liquor. I mean, we were only kids but he was still drivin' liquor into him.

Julian:
Then we see Lahey coming home. He just got off duty. Parked his car, got out. Ricky decides he wants to fuck over his cop car.

Ricky:
Bubbles or Julian, I can't remember which one, it was probably Julian but I think it was Bubbles, said 'let's go mess around with his cop car over here'.

Bubbles:
Julian had the idea, he wanted to get into some 'mischief', I remember is what he called it. And he wanted to go push Lahey's car, put it out of gear and see where it would roll to.

Ricky:
They put the car out of gear and started pushing it.

Bubbles:
Put it out of gear and off it went and it picked up way more speed than they thought it would and it crashed right into a fuckin' trailer. I remember thinking, "Oh my God. Now we did it".

Ricky:
And Lahey, he was a cop back then, it was his car, he ran out. All he wanted was to take Julian's liquor cause Julian was drinking big time back then. Julian fought him for it, liquor went up, got spilled all over Lahey and his uniform. He finally got the liquor, got back to his car and was trying to get car unstuck from the trailer in reverse and liquor spilled all over his crotch.

Julian:
Next thing you know, George Green shows up, he was Lahey's partner.

Ricky:
He's the stupidest cop there is and he thought Lahey was drunk, pissed himself. It did look like he was drunk and pissed himself, but he wasn't drunk. I don't think he even pissed himself at all, so it was a misunderstanding.

Bubbles:
He started saying, "Now listen, George, this isn't what it looks like", and George told him he was drunk and as they started arguing all that did is make Lahey look more drunk and crazy than he actually was back then. And next thing, Lahey's under arrest and it was our fault.

Ricky:
It came down to two choices and Lahey, well, he resigned. I just can't believe that Julian and Bubbles, they- they ruined Mr. Lahey's life.

Julian:
He lost his career, he lost his marriage, went down the tubes and he lost his mind.

Bubbles:
Mr. Lahey used to be nice back then and we turned him into a drunk, crazy lunatic.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 6 (2006)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
My dad's the Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor now. He just fucking loves it. I mean he basically doesn't do a fucking thing. Just drives around, has some drinks, and says high to people. It's awesome.

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Ray:
How's it going? 5,200 bucks a year! Come on! Life's good.

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Ricky:
Life for me now is just so fucking great. I just grow lots of dope, spend time with Lucy and Trinity....Things are going really, really well. And Lucy is being so fucking cool, I get drunk three or four times a week with my friends, get stoned, play video games. I just don't know how life can get any better than this.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 6 (2006)  Show Quote

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J-Roc:
What's crackin', yall? Let me be the first to officially welcome y'all ma-fuckas to my brand-new joint: Scrilla Villa! Aight dog, check it out. Let me explain somethin' to ya. Ya know'm sayin'? Me' n' T had to get somethin' set up with the babies on the way, know'm sayin', with the family, ya know'm mean, so we had to start workin'. That's when I realized the airport has some interesting job opportunities, dog.

Tyrone:
That's right. We had to seize the muthafucka!

J-Roc:
Carpe dizzem, ya know'm sayin'?

Tyrone:
That's right.

J-Roc:
That's why we started gankin' luggage.

J-Roc:
This is all the shit we ganked from overseas, ya know'm sayin'? It's all from Europe! It's tight! Ma-fuckas come back with some crazy-ass shit, dog. You want a box for ya bling? It's ten ma-fuckas! It's tight, cheap, and dope. I'm out.

J-Roc:
This here room is what I call "Liquors of the World", dog. You know'm sayin'? Look at all this shit that ma-fucks bring back. It's ya passport to gettin' drunk, you know'm sayin'? (picks up a bottle shaped like a guitar) Glug-glug, ting-ting-ting-ting-ting!

J-Roc:
(picks up a shoe) Real snake! What? Sayin'! We so busy now, ya know'm mean, I had to hire employees, ya know'm mean! That's Lucy right there. Lucy one of my employees. (points to her stomach) That li'l ma-fucka ain't, though! I ain't payin' for that ma-fucka!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Is there any way Lucy coulda got pregnant without my bird doin' stuff to her?

Ray:
(laughs) You're joking, right, Rick?

Ricky:
No, actually I'm pretty serious, Dad.

Ray:
Fuck, um...

Ricky:
There must be another way. We have done some stuff, but.. Me and Lucy haven't banged in 7 months and she's 6 months pregnant, so... Does that work out, or...

Ray:
Bubbles, answer that. I gotta rock a piss off, buddy.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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[Randy rips his pants]

Randy:
Ah! MOOSE BALLS! My pants!

[Barb laughs]

Randy:
It's not funny, Barb! (punches the wall)

Jim:
Randy.

[Randy walks away and punches the wall again]

Barb:
Randy!

Randy:
BALLS! My best pants! (punches the wall again)

Lahey:
Randy!

Randy:
This is fuckin'! (punches the wall again)

Barb:
Randy!

Lahey:
Randy!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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[Bubbles reads an ad out of a magazine]

Bubbles:
Decent! Julian, check this out!

Julian:
What?

Bubbles:
Look! "Tenth Annual Bangor International Model Train Convention"! Look who's hosting! Sebastian Bach, Skid Row! My God, "Trains from all over the world, this year featuring the Swayzie Express"!

Julian:
Swayzie Express? Patrick Swayze?

(voice over)

Bubbles:
Julian's always been really sensitive about the whole Patrick Swayze thing because, when we were kids in school the other kids used to tease him and call him "Patrick Swayze" but Julian was reeeeally into Dirty Dancing! I remember one time me and Ricky were coming over to get Julian to go ride bikes and we walked in the trailer and Julian was dressed up like him, pretending he was in the movie Dirty Dancing! Ricky told everyone at school and from then on they teased him, "Patrick Swayze"!

(voice over)

Julian:
Are you fucking with me here, Bubbs? 'Cause it's not funny, man.

Bubbles:
No, Julian! Not that Patrick Swayze, not the actor, Patrick Swayze. This is a different one.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Donny:
Have another drink, Ray!!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Bubbles:
Oh, nice job there, son of the mustard tiger!

Thomas:
My dad is not a mustard tiger!

Bubbles:
Oh, OK!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
You're supposed to throw your dope away before you get to the border! Ya fucked up!!

Ricky:
[Barks like a dog to border patrol dogs] Shut the fuck up!!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Oh man, are they ever getting fucked over.

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Bubbles:
They're ladies of the evening.

Ray:
Friends of the road, buddy.

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Jacob:
Baaaaaaaaaaam!!

Phil:
Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaam!!!

Jim:
What the fuck are you doin', Phil?

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Barb:
So what do you wanna talk about, Randy, or do you need to be high first?

Randy:
There's no real easy way of saying this. I fucked up.

Barb:
What are you talking about?

Randy:
Basically, I banged Lucy and knocked her up...no big deal.

Barb:
Oh my God. That was you? Ugh, greasy. Do you know the whole park is talking about that?

Jim:
You cheated on me, Randy? You cheated on us? You cheated on us?!

Barb:
So that's $176.92, now would you like me to give it to you, or should I give it directly to your drug dealer?

Randy:
Look, you guys have a good time dancin'. And Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked.

Jim:
They're fantastic, Barb.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Jim:
Halloween 1977, Jules. You remember, don't you, Bubbles? Yo, what's at work here? It's the shit-tectonics. When two shit-plates strike, and come together under incredible pressure, what happens, Bubbles?

Bubbles:
What, Mr. Lahey?

Jim:
Shit quake. May the Force be with you gentlemen, and may I be with the Force.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 6 (2006)  Show Quote

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Ray:
Fuck sakes, Phil.

Bubbles:
Ricky, I got onion ring fragments on me, get them off!

Ricky:
I'm not touching those onions.

Bubbles:
GET THEM OFF!

Phil:
I'm sorry, your honor.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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