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(Mark Desmond, now Blockbuster has just torn a hole in the ceiling)

Kid Flash:
You think Labcoat planned that?

Aqualad:
I doubt he is planning anything anymore.

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Aqualad:
(as Superboy fights) Superboy. The goal is escape. Not to bury ourselves here.

Superboy:
YOU WANT ESCAPE?

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Guardian:
(after being relieved of telepathic control) Feels... like fog... lifting.

Aqualad:
Guardian?

Guardian:
Go, I'll take care of Desmond.

Mark Desmond:
(enters) I think not. Project Blockbuster will give me the power to restore order to CADMUS.

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(the genomorphs have subdued the escaping heroes telepathically)

Dubbilex:
Perhaps for the sake of all genomorphs, our brother Superboy should make up his own mind.

Superboy:
It was you.

Dubbilex:
Yes, brother. I set the fire and lured your new friends into Cadmus, woke them when they were in danger...

Superboy:
And guided me. Why?

Dubbilex:
Because you are our hope, the genomorph hero. you will blaze a trail for all our brothers, showing us the way to freedom. What is your choice, brother?

Superboy:
I... choose... freedom.

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Guardian:
We'll cut them off at sub-level one.

Mark Desmond:
We'd better or the board will have our heads - my head. I need to get something from Project Blockbuster just in case. I'll meet you at sub-level one.

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Mark Desmond:
You'll never get out of here! I'll have you back in pods before morning.

Robin:
That guy is not whelmed. Not whelmed at all.

Kid Flash:
What is with you and this whelmed thing?

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Aqualad:
(after Kid Flash runs into a barrier) We are cut off from the street.

Kid Flash:
Thanks, my head hadn't noticed.

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Superboy:
I'm falling. Superman can fly. Why can't I fly?

Kid Flash:
Don't know, but it does look like you can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Still cool.

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Jimmy:
Right, she's acting really weird.

Edgar:
Like David Bowie in Labyrinth weird, or like Kevin in We Need to Talk About Kevin weird?

Jimmy:
She's watching pornography fully clothed.

Edgar:
Kevin weird.

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Jimmy:
Last night, you said that I would never be successful. Well, I stayed up all night and wrote 35 amazing pages just to spite you. So, ha! Consider yourself thoroughly spited. Ha!

Gretchen:
Cool. Okay, I take back the thing I said. You will be successful.

Jimmy:
Thank you!

Gretchen:
Now it's your turn.

Jimmy:
I'm proud of me, too.

Gretchen:
No, Jimmy! It's your turn to take back the mega-harsh thing you said to me. And then, voila, everything goes back to Normal Town, et cetera, et cetera... a little makeup boneage. Maybe some titty massages for Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Wait, what exactly am I meant to take back?

Gretchen:
[imitating]: "I can't see myself having kids with her."

Jimmy:
Oh, that. No, I'm 100% sticking by that. Hey, can we do this titty massage on the patio? I just want to keep an eye on the hummingbird feeder.

Gretchen:
Jimmy!

Jimmy:
You have dropped eight iPhones in the last year, one into a vat of ranch at Souplantation. Child-rearing requires skill. It's not the same as binge-watching a season of Exemplify.

Gretchen:
Oh, my God, that is so sexist and mansplainy! You a Gamergater? Am I living with a Gamergater?

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Jimmy:
Sometimes I look at you and I think, "How did this person get in my house?" It's like I've lost the thread of a novel, and all of a sudden, there's this messy short woman who's clearly important to the story. So, I'm flipping back, thinking, "I don't remember that character being introduced."

Gretchen:
Tell me about it! Some days it's like I un-blacked out from a week-long bender, and now I'm in this weird-ass house with sharp corners.

Jimmy:
My mate was supposed to be so different. Classy, unbruised, a first-chair violinist for the Philharmonic. God, can you imagine it? Me in the wings of Disney Hall. And we wave good-bye to the other musicians, and I joke about what a drag it must be for Igor to haul that double bass home. And then Dudamel does a champagne spit-take and shakes his head at me like, "Oh, Jimmy, you are too much."

Gretchen:
How am I not arm candy for some international movie star with a giant dong? He's part owner of a cool tech company and invents apps when he's not dick-punching Peter Sarsgaard in his latest movie. Sometimes we talk about adopting a kid from a third-world country, but we never do it. And we live in a legit-ass castle in Malibu with one of those big modern art pieces by the guy who does the big dots.

Jimmy:
What? Lichtenstein?

Gretchen:
Yeah. A big old Lichtenstein.

Jimmy:
Wow. How very sophomore year art history of you. You definitely shouldn't decorate your own house.

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Jimmy:
Dorothy's crying. It's very mucous-y.

Gretchen:
Lindsay's just reciting the spoken word parts of Lemonade.

Jimmy:
Such idiots.

Gretchen:
We're no better than them.

Jimmy:
Oh, speak for yourself. I'm not the one who flung my sandwich like a upset chimp at the zoo.

Gretchen:
I threw it because I realized I was living with an uptight dildo whose personality unmakes itself anytime something bad happens.

Jimmy:
Says the woman who spent weeks catatonic on the couch in crusty yoga pants.

Gretchen:
I have a clinical goddamn illness!

Jimmy:
Oh, right. So you just win because your condition is listed in the DSM?

Gretchen:
No! I win because I am doing something about it. You're just lashing out and putting me under a microscope!

Jimmy:
It just happened! He just died. Right, I am still grieving, Gretchen. Jesus Christ!

Gretchen:
But I was there first!

Jimmy:
Where?!

Gretchen:
Here! In shit, miserable! There just isn't room for you to be broken right now, too.

Jimmy:
Oh, that... that is complete... How is that okay?

Gretchen:
It's not. It is completely unfair.

Jimmy:
No. This is not supposed to... One person is supposed to be in the hospital bed. And then the other uncomfortably sleeping on that little couch, just sneaking home to shower and... and walk the dog.

Gretchen:
Right? Right, Jimmy. And yet...

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[Both looking at a picture of Vernon and Becca's newborn baby]

Gretchen:
It looks like the fox in the Nine Inch Nails video that's being eaten by ants.

Jimmy:
It looks like it should be screaming at an old lady in an Aphex Twin video.

Gretchen:
Why is its face so swollen? Did Becca give birth directly over a beehive?

Jimmy:
Even at an illegal baby mill, they'd be like, "Yeah, that's okay. We're good."

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Jimmy:
The world is absolutely lousy with people, and I hate them all. I hate everyone but you.

Gretchen:
Yeah. I hate everyone else, too. Now, let's look for clues.

Jimmy:
You did something really horrible for us. You went to therapy, and for me you did this. And thus, you deserve as grand a gesture in return. And since I am 100% psychologically sound and do not need therapy of any kind...[kneels and pulls out a ring] Gretchen, extraordinary, confounding Gretchen, she who emits more energy than a dying galaxy, despite not washing her legs, together we transcend the mundanity down there. Separate, it shall eventually consume us and turn us as mundane as them, and to allow that to happen simply because we were scared would be a criminal act.

Gretchen:
Wait, but the murder?

Jimmy:
I made it up.

Gretchen:
The article? The Twitter account?

Jimmy:
Me.

Gretchen:
The DUI checkpoint?

Jimmy:
Oh, no. That was real. No, we were way lucky on that one.

[Gretchen kisses Jimmy]

Gretchen:
Jimmy, yeah... Wait. You haven't actually asked yet. I am not doing that again.

Jimmy:
Will you marry me?

Gretchen:
Yes! [Jimmy puts the ring on her finger] You made a murder for me! Hey, uh, you ever boned down during the Hollywood Bowl fireworks?

Jimmy:
I mean, of course.

Gretchen:
Yeah, me, too, but not as an engaged person.

Jimmy:
I'll get us a hoodie from the car to lie on.

Gretchen:
Hurry back. This fits, you know? You lost your dad, but you gained me. We're a family. [Jimmy's smile fades] That's pretty cool, right? We're no longer just whatever we were. We're no longer just us. We're a family now.

[Jimmy takes a hoodie out of the car, then gets inside and drives away]

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Edgar:
Maybe she’s not texting you because she knows the only reason you’re checking in is to make yourself feel better. Yeah, maybe Gretchen wants to get on with her life and never think about you again. Maybe she thought you were dead, Jimmy. Checking tips on the hotline, coming home night after night to an empty house with only your scent on your pillow to cling to for comfort, until it too faded away and she was left all alone with nobody to make breakfast ramen for, alone with nothing but her scentless pillows and haunted thoughts of all the friends she lost in the war.

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Jimmy:
You know, I almost texted Gretchen again earlier.

Edgar:
Jimmy!

Jimmy:
No, I didn't do it. I wrote about a hundred drafts, but couldn't get it right. Probably for the best, you know. Out of sight, out of...

[Gretchen bursts into the house, running and stopping abruptly upon seeing Jimmy, who stands up. She slowly steps up to where she is standing over him.]

Gretchen:
HEY! DOT DOT DOT!

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Gretchen:
So, I forgot to tell you, I had sex with that dummy Ty.

Lindsay:
[excitedly throwing clothes, which land on a model] WHAT?!

Gretchen:
And then, later that same day, I boned his best friend.

Lindsay:
[throwing more clothes] WHAT?!

Model:
Should I try a walk, or...

Lindsay:
Shut up!

Gretchen:
Plus, he's married, so it can't be a thing. That's right--two guys in a row, just like senior prom.

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Superboy:
Wha-what if he wasn't?

Kid Flash:
He can talk?

Superboy:
Yes, he can.

Kid Flash:
Not like I said, "it."

Aqualad:
The Genomorph taught you.

Superboy:
They taught me much. I can read, write. I know the names of things.

Robin:
But have you seen them? Have they actually let you see the sky or the moon?

Superboy:
Images are implanted in my mind, but no. I have not seen them.

Aqualad:
Do you know what you are, who you are?

Superboy:
I am the Superboy, a Genomorph, a clone made from the DNA of the Superman, created to replace him should he perish, to destroy him should he turn from the light.

Aqualad:
To be like Superman is a worthy aspiration, but, like Superman, you deserve a life of your own beyond that solar suit, beyond your pod, beyond Cadmus.

Superboy:
I live because of Cadmus! It is my home!

Robin:
Your home is a test tube. We can show you the sun.

Kid Flash:
Uh, pretty sure it's after midnight, but we can show you the moon.

Aqualad:
We can show you, introduce you to Superman.

Mark Desmond:
No they can't!

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(Superboy reenters the containment room)

Kid Flash:
You here to save us or fry us?

Superboy:
Huh. I don't seem to have heat vision, so I suppose helping is my only option. (frees Robin)

Robin:
Finally. Lucky Batman isn't here. He'd have my head for taking so long.

Kid Flash:
Seriously?! That's what you're worried about? The whole League'll have our heads after tonight!

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(telepathically while being tortured)

Aqualad:
Superboy, you live. That gives you the right to follow your own path. A weapon or a person, the choice is yours, but ask yourself, "What would Superman do?"

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Mark Desmond:
And get the Weapon back in its pod.

Kid Flash:
Hey, how come he gets to call Supey an "it?"

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Mark Desmond:
Activate the cloning process.

Robin:
Pass! Batcave's crowded enough.

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[The last lines of the series]

Gretchen:
Hey, you know that there's always a possibility that someday I might leave my phone and keys at home and step in front of a train. You know that, right?

Jimmy:
[after a long pause] Yeah. But I'll move on really quickly. Like, record-setting.

Gretchen:
Okay.

[They begin eating their own and each other's meals]

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Gretchen:
I was thinking I move back and we run the roller rink together. Don't say anything, but I'm serious. I probably have a new niece or nephew by now, and our family cat is not gonna be around forever.

Heidi:
Don't move back here, Gretchen.

Gretchen:
No, I know. But it's not out of desperation. I want to.

Heidi:
Well, I don't want you to.

Gretchen:
Is it because I ghosted you in high school? We talked about that.

Heidi:
You didn't ghost me.

Gretchen:
Uh, I did.

Heidi:
Well, you might have, I just wasn't aware of it. Gretchen, we weren't friends then.

Gretchen:
Well, maybe we weren't as day-to-day close, but we were absolutely friends. I have a picture. You were all cancery.

Heidi:
That was when I came back the first time. Everyone wanted a piece of that sweet cancer action. I took photos with everyone. The reason you never came to the hospital is because I never invited you.

Gretchen:
I don't even know what you're talking about here.

Heidi:
We weren't friends after eighth grade. You became a shape-shifter.

Gretchen:
A what?

Heidi:
I know you had family shit and you couldn't be yourself around them, but you'd straight-up act like someone different depending on who you were with, then pretty soon there's no real Gretchen. We'd be best friends on Friday, and on the Monday you'd look right through me. You're just not a great bet to invest too deeply in. Everyone liked you or wanted you, but no one knew you.

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