Wikidude's Quotes Page #218

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Jake:
Let me relay a little story to you, so maybe you'll understand exactly where I'm coming from. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit hopping down the trail. And he looks out on the roadway, and a snake had been crushed by a car. Nearly dead, but not quite. And the rabbit hopped out, and he looked down at the snake, and he said, "Snake, I know you're hurt badly, and I'm gonna take you back to my den and help you, and I'm gonna nurse you back to health."

And the snake said, "oh, no, you can't do that. I'm a snake. I'm a snake, you can't do that."

"No, but I'm gonna make you my friend, Mr. Snake." So he did. And he carried that snake back to his den. He put him in his den, and slowly, but surely, he did nurse him back to health, just like the rabbit said he would. Then one day, the rabbit went out for a walk, for a little more water for the snake. He came back, the snake was gone. He turned around, and there was the snake in front of him! And the snake said, "Mr. Rabbit, I am going to eat you."

And the rabbit said, "oh, no, I'm your friend."

And the snake said, "in the very beginning, I told you I was a snake." And you, Ultimate Warrior, have to be the biggest, dumbest rabbit I've ever seen!

WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1991  Show Quote

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Bobby:
Well, the big noise you heard last week was not a sonic boom; it was everyone's jaw dropping when they heard the news that Ric Flair may be heading to the World Wrestling Federation, and I just might become his advisor. And Hogan, you should be a little concerned. You should be extremely concerned because you know it, I know it, and everyone knows that this belt belongs to the real world's champion: Ric Flair!

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Bobby:
What I'm holding here is the belt that belongs to the real world's champion. Oh, no, not Hulk Hogan. Presently, the man that owns this belt is under contract to another organization. But in the future, he may be arriving in the World Wrestling Federation. If so, it would be my honor and privilege to be the advisor of this man. Now, you wanna compare this belt to Hulk Hogan's? That would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure. You wanna compare the man that wears this belt to Hulk Hogan? That would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure. You see, Hulk Hogan is the World Wrestling Federation Champion. The man that owns this belt is the real champion: Ric Flair.

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Rowdy Roddy Piper:
You know what they say. If you can't do, teach; you can't teach, manage; you can't manage, coach. And if you can't do any of them, own, Vincent.

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Jesse:
Looking at those two right now, you know who they remind me of? Two of my best friends: Harry and Leona Helmsley!

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The Genius:
Behold this humble entourage. Their heads are bowed in reverence at the very slightest whisper of one name.

Exalting in his splendor, which is altogether fitting of the people and the land from whence he came.

False monarchies are commonplace as kingdoms rise and fall. But I, the Genius, full of glory and reknown,

Say the Macho Man is everything that everybody, everywhere would ever, ever want to wear a crown.

I say this king deserves a queen beside him on the throne, and Sherri is the fairest in the land.

Nobody else is worthy of this monumental honor and regal splendor of his royal hand.

We witnessed the dethroning of one Jim "The Hacksaw" Duggan, whose crown and throne are in a state of ravage.

I now remove my mortarboard and place it near my heart, and thus proclaim you Macho King Randy Savage.

Vince:
Macho King!

Jesse:
And Queen Sherri.

Vince:
[as Mr. Perfect puts a royal robe on Savage] Look at this. Look at that robe.

Jesse:
And it says "King" on the back.

Vince:
Wonder if the King's gonna share a few words with us.

Ted DiBiase:
Wait a minute. The Million Dollar Man has a gift. A gift worthy only of a king. So to you, the newly crowned Macho King Randy Savage, I give you this gift a king should never be without. This golden scepter. Solid golden scepter.

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The Genius:
I am the Genius, Lanny Poffo. That means an awful lot.

Not only can I prove I am, but you can't prove I'm not.

I speak eleven languages. Escucha por favor.

Santana comes from Mexico, yo hablo mas mejor.

The French I speak is magnifique, they told me in Paree.

My Italian's molto bene; I learned when I was three.

I speak Latin, Greek, and Russian, Hebrew and Portuguese.

I speak Swedish and Norwegian, and I'm learning Japanese.

Aside from my intelligence, I'm cunning as a rat.

And I shall put these attributes to use upon the mat.

I remind the competition and every wrestling fan

Behold, the Genius Lanny Poffo:
the world's smartest man!

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Vince:
That's Tito Santana

Jesse:
What is this?

Vince:
Santana hammering away on the Islanders.

Jesse:
This is disrespectful, I've never seen so despicable since when Bruno (Sammartino) attacked The Macho Man (Randy Savage).

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Vince:
Wait a minute, the Islanders are in the ring. They're going to work on Him, Haku and Tama hammering away on Rick Martel.

Jesse:
Right where Martel needs a partner, he ain't got one.

Vince:
Martel getting whipped from post to post. Setting up look at that manuever. Haku and Tama of the Islanders.

Jesse:
Beautiful teaming right there, beautiful.

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Lanny Poffo:

Just a look at Luscious Johnny V

You know why he's a flop

His dream team has to pay his due

At Beefcake's Barber Shop.

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Jesse:
This is Jesse "The Body" Ventura of The World Wrestling Federation and i'm here with The Honky Tonk Man and Honky Tonk Man, the time is at hand the votes have come into The World Wrestling Federation. The big issue is do they approve you or do they disapprove you and let me tell you right now 674,983 votes we're cast Honky Tonk Man by the World Wrestling Federation.

Honky Tonk Man:
Woo, that makes me feel good, i knew they love me. I knew the World Wrestling Federation people, I knew they vote for the Honky Tonk Man. I knew they still love me.

Jesse:
Wait a minute, I say 674,983 votes we're cast Honky Tonk Man, BUT 71,111 fans say they like you.

Honky Tonk Man:
They did what?

Jesse:
603,000 people said Honky Tonk Man, we don't dig your style, We don't like your piece of hair. Take a hike back to Memphis,Tennessee.

Honky Tonk Man:
I don't think you got the figures right Jesse, that can't be true.

Jesse:
It's the truth man, is sorry that it is.

Honky Tonk Man:
That is it, i'm going to the World Wrestling Federation officies of that fat Jack Tunney. I'll get to the bottom of this.

Jesse:
The man is upset, the Honky Tonk Man by the wishes of the fans they don't dig him. I don't think the greaseball can't handle him.

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Jesse:
Well you know I gotta say something though McMahon is that I talk to Koko (B. Ware) and Koko defintiely says I can call him Buckwheat.

Vince:
I beg your Pardon

Jesse:
Yeah he says I can call him Buckwheat I can refer to him when he wrestlers.

Vince:
I don't think so.

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[Nick Aldis tries to talk to Paul Heyman as The Bloodline ruin the Triple-Threat match between AJ Styles, Randy Orton, and LA Knight]

Nick Aldis:
Oh and one more thing...

Paul Heyman:
Don't touch me!! [walks off]

Aldis:
[slows him down] Hey hey, when he's done celebrating [refers to Roman Reigns lording over Orton], tell him congratulations.

Heyman:
Now why?

Aldis:
'Cause he just earned himself a Fatal Four-Way match with all three of these guys at the Royal Rumble. [smiles, taps Paul on the arm and walks off, leaving Heyman visibly shocked]

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Michael Cole:
[as Michin hits a senton bomb on Iyo Sky] Senton through the table!

Corey:
Hallelujah! Holy crap! Where's the Tylenol?

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[During the 8-women Holiday Havoc match]

Corey Graves:
I'll let you in on a little holiday mythology, KP: every time a table breaks, an angel gets its wings. I didn't just make that up, either.

Kevin Patrick:
[as Bianca Belair slams a gift box onto Iyo Sky's head] What's in this present?

Corey:
Nothing. Ask Justin Timberlake.

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Michael Cole:
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This past week, we lost two beloved members of our WWE family: Hall of Famer Terry Funk, and the one and only Bray Wyatt. Tonight on Friday Night SmackDown, we will honor their legacy and celebrate their lives. The lives of two incredible men who have touched all of us with their passion, their creativity, and their spirit. Please join us for a moment of silence in our traditional ten bell salute.

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Roman Reigns:
I know what they want. They want answers, Jey. So what's it gonna be? Are you in, or are you out?

Jey Uso:
You tell me, Uce. Hey, it's either gonna be him [pointing at Paul Heyman], or it's me.

Roman:
Alright, listen. When you're Tribal Chief, you can pick anyone you want to be to be your wise man. This is my wise man. He's not the Bloodline's wise man, he's not Jey's wise man, he's not Jimmy's wise man. No, he's my wise man. He's here to help me as I lead. That's what you don't understand. I was only meant to get us to the promised land; you're meant to keep us here. You understand? You're meant to keep us here. You're meant to keep us at the top of the mountain.

Wise man said that we started grooming you. No, no, no, we've been grooming you for over three years now. Three years now of hard work and equity into you. Why do you think you're the right-hand man? Why do you think we put you in a position to become the Main Event Jey Uso? Because you're meant to lead, just not yet. So the problem isn't the wise man, and I told you this before. The problem...is your brother.

I know. I've been with you my whole lives, you're inseparable. That's what it is. You're twins. But you have to understand...

Jimmy Uso:
[entering the arena and ring] Yo, yo. The problem isn't your brother, Jey. The problem is our cousin. Yeah, let's get right to it. Let's get right to it, Uce. You say you're a leader, and you say he's grooming you. But in reality, he's using you, bro. Yeah. Look at me. You actually believe this garbage that is coming out of his mouth? Look at me, Uce. You believe this? Over me?

Roman:
[laughing as the crowd chants "USO!"] Listen to them. They weren't doing this ten years ago. Hell, it took ten years just to get y'all in WrestleMania. And since you've been with me, you've main-evented every single one! He's an anchor, I'm the wings! I lift you up, he drags you down! You have a great future in front to you, I told you. You're the next in line, you're the successor, you're the next Tribal Chief. And guess what. You can't be a Tribal Chief and a twin at the same time.

So go ahead. Let him say... let him plead to you, let him beg you, let him give you that brother love. But hey, I can put on a mask, too. You know what I'm saying? But the reality is... actually, wise man.

Paul Heyman:
I love you, my Tribal Chief. Yes, my Tribal Chief.

Roman:
When we named Jey the right-hand man, who was the only one that had a problem with it?

Paul:
[hesitantly] His brother.

Roman:
It wasn't the wise man, it was his suggestion.

Paul:
[to Jey] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Jey:
[to Jimmy] Is that true? Hey, look at me! Is that true?!

Jimmy:
It's true, man.

Jey:
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. So this whole damn time, you've been doubting me?!

Jimmy:
I never doubted you...

Jey:
No! No! I expect that from him, but not you! Let me guess. Because you know what's best for both of us, right? Big brother, right? "Listen to your older brother, Joshua. That's your older brother, Joshua." That's all I heard growing up!

Hey, you know what? Me and you be competing against him, when in all reality, I've been trying to keep up with your ass! Mister... Mr. Prom Prince right here. Mr. Prom King right here. Mr. Player of the Year. Mr. Most Likely to Succeed. Hey, hey, hey, guess what. A blessing happened in disguise. You got hurt, I stepped up! I main-evented SmackDown!, I main-evented pay-per-views, I main-evented WrestleMania. You know why? They know us now! I'm the right-hand man, Main Event Jey Uso, and it's all because of him!

So guess what! You out! And I'm out, too.

[Jey superkicks Roman to the shock of Paul and Solo Sikoa]

Michael Cole:
Oh, my God! [Solo runs into a superkick from Jimmy] Solo's stunned... [...and another...] from both Usos!

[The Usos turn to leave the ring, but turn back towards Roman's screaming. They both superkick Roman.]

Michael:
The Bloodline is done as we know it! Roman's empire has crumbled! Et tu, Jey!

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Selina:
(thinking) If they lock the Legendarium, I'll never be able to free Acheron.

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Bloom:
It's not too late, Selina! You can still leave the witches.'

Selina:
Give it up, Bloom! I like who I am now! I have power!!

Bloom:
You're more than just dark power, Selina! I know you still have good inside you.

(Selina angrily restrains her with her snakes and drains a fraction of the almighty Dragon Fire from her)

Selina:
I got what I need! Congrats, Bloom! You win!

(Triumphantly flies off to Cloud Tower; ready to release her master and mentor at last)

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Selina:
Mighty Acheron, I will soon free you from this prison. I only need a spark of Bloom's Dragon Fire.

Icy:
Selina, who are you talking to? Hmm?

Selina:
No one, Icy. Just practicing my incantations.

Icy:
Good. Because you're about to show everyone what you got.

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Roxy:
We'll work hard, Musa. We promise.

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Selina:
A long time ago, there was a queen who had a magic mirror. Legendarium! Magic Mirror, tempt Stella and darken her heat.

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Daphne:
I've got this. Warmth Reveal. There's ice in his heart.

Flora:
Icy's spell!

Bloom:
I'll use my Dragon Fire to melt that ice.

Daphne:
Unfortunately, it's not that simple. It cannot be melted by fire.

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Icy:
Selina, warm up the Legendarium. Send some of those creatures after the Winx.

Selina:
Which ones?

Icy:
The pirate zombies. Tell them to get their fantasy emerald back. And as a special favor, see if they can make Bloom walk the plank!

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