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Monica:
Gloria, you will find as you go along that God will give you what you need to know when you need it. The talent to sing, the skill of a surgeon, the eye of a photographer. Why, he's already given you the, the mind of a...

Gloria:
Computer? I have an unlimited capacity to process and store data and retrieve memory. I mean, I can tell you all the components of that rose over there, but...

Monica:
But?

Gloria:
I can't tell you why it's beautiful. Although, I did read this morning that a thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Monica:
Gloria, you've only been an angel for six days. You need to learn patience.

Gloria:
I need to learn everything.

Tess:
Yes, you do, and Monica and I have decided that an angel in training should have a solid background of the classics.

Monica:
You have a wonderful 21st century sort of mind, but, well, it's hard to be a techno-angel without some context in history.

Gloria:
History. Of course. I need to learn the history of the cell phone before I start actually using one.

Tess:
We were thinking of something a little more historical.

Monica:
We were thinking Genesis, Exodus, the Ten Commandments.

Gloria:
Ten? Is that all?

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Gloria:
[after revealing herself as an angel] Now, granted, I'm not as experienced as some. Well, most. Well, all the angels, actually. But God chose me to talk to you. So there's got to be a reason.

Dennis Loggins:
Maybe he doesn't think I'm worth wasting an experienced angel on.

Gloria:
Oh, no, I don't think it's that at all. I think it's because you and I think a lot alike.

Dennis Loggins:
What, I, I think like an angel?

Gloria:
No. No, I think like a computer. Or sort of like a computer; I analyze things. And so do you. You think A plus B always has to equal C. You think if you make a lot of money and you're successful, then you'll be happy. And you think if someone's hurt you, then you have to get revenge. But people aren't computers. And relationships aren't equations. And if someone hurts you, revenge isn't the solution. You fell in love with someone who wasn't meant to be yours.

Dennis Loggins:
That's not true.

Gloria:
Oh, Dennis, it is true. If Melissa was meant to be yours, she would've been in love with you, too. And I know it hurts to hear that, but think of everything that's happened because you wouldn't believe it. You took the wonderful, positive dreams that you had and used them to create a cruel fantasy of revenge, to force a happy ending on a story that was never meant to be. Well, you have the power to make it happen now. Is it making you happy? Ricky dreamed of being a football star once. And now all he can dream of is to just have his wife for one more year. They've lost their world. All their dreams have changed. And yet, in it all, Ricky has found his soul. While you've come so close to losing yours. In ten years, who has truly become a successful man?

Dennis Loggins:
[buries his face in his hand and sobs] Oh, my God. I wasted so much time.

Gloria:
Oh, but God can redeem time, Dennis. God created time. Just as He created you. He loves you. And He's given you all the time that you need right now to do the right thing. Will you do it?

Dennis Loggins:
I think God knows what He's doing. Because He sure sent me the right angel.

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Edmund:
Would you care for a fresh pot of tea, Your Ladyship?

Lady Penelope Berrington:
Thank you, Edmund, but you ... You don't have to call me that anymore.

Edmund:
I beg to differ, my lady.

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Ricky:
Smokes, let's go, gimme some smokes.

Randy:
I've only got two left, I'm not giving you any.

Ricky:
You're a fucking dick. Lahey, go fuck yourself.

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Ricky:
You better chill out there, heavy metal dick.

Cyrus:
Why don't you go back to the bowling alley where you came from, helmet head?

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[Julian is throwing Cyrus' things out the window]

Cyrus:
Hey! That's my shit!!

[Kids come and take Cyrus' things]

Cyrus:
Hey! That's my shit!! That's my shit!!

Cyrus Obviously you didn't hear me when I said clear out your own shit. Now, I want a new TV, I want a VCR, and I want my porn tapes replaced because those were the creme de la creme.

Julian:
I want you out of this park.

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Ricky:
Me and Julian could definitely take care of the Cyrus thing. It's just that, Number One: we're on probation. Which is no big deal, but you know I don't really wanna go back to jail. And number two or three, or whatever the fuck number we're on...

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Julian:
I want you outta that car in two days though, Ricky.

Ricky:
No more than two weeks, I promise.

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Julian:
What the hell happened to my trailer, boys?!

Cory:
Okay, chill. There's this guy named Cyrus. He just moved in here, there was nothing we could do about it. He has a gun, and he's nuts.

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[A dog barks off in the distance]

Ricky:
Shut up! You better shut up or I'll come out there after ya. I swear to God, I'll kill every one of ya!

Julian:
Ricky, would you shut up?! Go to sleep! (cuts to Julian inside the trailer) Well, I've been out of jail for a week now and it's time for me to make some important decisions in my life. I'm gonna go to community college.

Ricky:
Will you dogs please stop barking? I'm trying to sleep here.

Julian:
I'm either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or I'm gonna get into television and radio broadcasting.

Ricky:
Stop fucking barking!

(Gunshots are heard as Julian runs out of his trailer to see Ricky firing his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky, what are you shooting at?!

Ricky:
Shut the fuck up! Squirrels and dogs and assholes! (fires off his pistol once more) Shut up!

Julian:
Ricky, Ricky! Hold your fire. (walks towards Ricky) What are you doing?

Ricky:
Shh, shh. Listen, listen.

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Asshole. (fires off his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky, what are you doing? We're on probation, man.

Ricky:
I'm trying to get some sleep here, Julian.

Julian:
Do you want to go back to jail?

Ricky:
I can't handle this livin' in a car shit.

Julian:
Do you want to go back to jail?

Ricky:
Listen to this shit. (fires his pistol again)

Julian:
Get in the car. (pushes Ricky into the car) Get in the car.

Donny:
STOP FUCKIN' FIRIN'!!

[Ricky honks the horn to get the dog to stop barking]

Donny:
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

Julian:
Shut up!

Ricky:
I wish everyone would shut the fuck up out there.

Julian:
Ricky, what are you doing?

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Assholes. (brings out his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky! (stops Ricky from firing and attempts to take the gun out of his hand) Listen, give me that gun. (takes the pistol)

Ricky:
You don't know what it's like livin' in a car, Julian. I got insects and animals fucking me around in here.

Julian:
That's what you've got to deal with when you're in a car.

Ricky:
I can't sleep!

Julian:
Go to sleep. You know what? You're moving out of here tomorrow.

Ricky:
Why?

Julian:
'Cause you're driving me nuts. You're shooting guns off in the middle of the night.

Ricky:
It's not a big deal, Julian.

Julian:
Think, Ricky, think.

Ricky:
I can't sleep, is the problem.

Julian:
Go to sleep.

Ricky:
Can I have the gun back in case anything happens?

Julian:
No more of this shit.

Ricky:
I won't fire it unless I absolutely have to.

Julian:
You're not going to fire it at all. (gives Ricky his pistol back, then walks off) Go to sleep. Idiot.

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! (fires his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky! Put that thing away!

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[Ricky is asleep in the Shitmobile, Bubbles knocks on the roof, waking Ricky up with a start]

Bubbles:
I want my kitty.

Ricky:
Fuck off, Bubbles! You gave me the cat!

Bubbles:
I didn't say you could keep him, and I don't want him living in a fuckin' car.

Ricky:
Bubbles, you got tons of cats. Let me keep him.

Bubbles:
He was a loaner. I loaned him to you.

Ricky:
Well, I need him. Look at my weed plants. One of them's dead.

Bubbles:
I don't give a flyin' fuck. I didn't. Never said you could keep him.

Ricky:
What the hell are you doing waking me up so early?

Bubbles:
No cat of mine's gonna live in a car. Julian!

[Julian storms out of his trailer]

Julian:
Will both of you guys shut up!

Bubbles:
Ricky won't give me my kitty!

Julian:
Ricky, give him his cat!

Ricky:
It's my cat now! He gave it to me!

Julian:
I don't care! Give him his cat!

[Ricky reaches into the back seat and grabs a potted plant]

Ricky:
Look. You see that? You know why it's dead? Because a squirrel peed in it! That's why I need the cat. He protects my weed plants! I got four plants left, guys. That's all I got left in my life. Please let me have one cat to protect my plants.

Bubbles:
Here's what I know, Ricky. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, ya own it. If it doesn't, ya don't own it. And if it doesn't, you're an asshole, just like you.

[Bubbles slams the door lock down so Ricky can't get out of the car]

Julian:
Stay in the car!

[ Julian grabs the cat carrier out of the back seat and gives it to Bubbles]

Julian:
Bubbles, take your cat! Get out of here! Ricky, you stay in the car!

[Ricky struggles to get the door open]

Ricky:
You let me out of this car right now!

[Ricky punches the car door repeatedly]

Julian:
CALM DOWN!

Ricky:
FUCKIN' LET ME OUT OF HERE! I WANT THAT CAT BACK! I NEED HIM!

Julian:
Bubbles, get out of here! Calm down, Ricky.

Ricky:
I just got woken up in the middle of a great dream and I'm pissed off!

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[Julian talks to the camera inside his trailer; through the window we see Ricky and Bubbles grappling in the front yard]

Julian:
I was at a party a long time ago at Ricky's house, and um. I think Lucy was about 18 or something...

Lucy:
I met Julian at a party when I was like 17 or whatever and. I mean, it was. It was a long time ago and...You know, nothing really happened.

Julian:
Anyway, we got, uh, really drunk and ate a shitload of mushrooms, and. I experienced memory loss and woke up and she was naked in bed with me. I don't think anything happened, but. I don't know, I just got out of there.

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Ricky:
You know, I may not have done all the right stuff in my life or done smart stuff, but guys, maybe I shouldn't be commenting here, but that was pretty fuckin' dumb, alright? You're robbing a fuckin' grocery store, you didn't even tell me, I'm fuckin' on video tape now firing handguns with no mask on! You guys are FUCKIN' DUMB!

Julian:
Ricky, would you calm down?

Ricky:
No, I'm not gonna calm down, Julian!

Julian:
Calm down!

Ricky:
I'm pissed off! (points to Bubbles) I'm pissed off at you, (points to Cory and Trevor) and especially you two dicks! You guys are really fuckin' stupid!

Julian:
Ricky.

Trevor:
Sorry, man, but you were shooting at us too.

Ricky:
I'm drunk! I'm really drunk, and I don't need this shit!

Julian:
Ricky! Would you-

Ricky:
I'm gettin' married tomorrow!

Julian:
Would you shut up?! Everything's gonna be cool! Trust me!

Bubbles:
(crying) Can everyone just please stop it?

Julian:
Oh, look what- You're making Bubbles cry, Ricky! Just shut up!

Ricky:
I'm sorry, alright? I'm drunk.

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[Farmer comes out with a shotgun]

Ricky:
Let's go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. who the fuck is that guy? What do you want?!

Julian:
Relax, Ricky.

Ricky What do you want?!

Farmer:
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Ricky:
Nothing.

[Farmer shoots at them]

Sound Guy:
FUCK! AH FUCK!

Donny:
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

Julian:
Get in the truck!

Sound Guy:
I'M FUCKING SHOT! Ahh, fuck!

[Julian drags Sound Guy in the truck]

Julian:
RICKY, GET IN THE TRUCK!

Sound Guy:
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!

Julian:
GET IN THE TRUCK!

Sound Guy:
FUCK! Cover me, man! I'm fucking shot again here!

[Julian fires off shots]

Sound Guy:
I'M FUCKING SHOT!!!

Julian:
HOLD YOUR FIRE!! SOMEBODY'S HURT HERE!!!!!

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[Ricky and Julian are driving home, only to be met at the entrance to Sunnyvale by Lahey and Randy. Randy is shining a bright light right at them]

Ricky:
Oh, for fucks sakes. [Sighs] Fucking kidding me!

Jim:
[Peering into Julian’s truck] And how’s our little gunshot victim tonight?

Ricky What’s this shit?

Jim:
It is my duty to inform you…

[Two kids carrying glass bottles approach the front gate on bikes and skateboards; Randy quickly notices]

Randy:
Bottle kids!

[Julian, Ricky, Randy, and Lahey take cover]

Jim:
Jesus!

[The kids throw their bottles at Julian’s windshield, shattering upon impact]

Jim:
Christ!

[The kids make their getaway]

Randy:
Get back here, you little buggers!

Ricky:
Go deal with that, Lahey, instead of worrying about us!

Jim:
Just relax, Ricky. We’re taking care of it.

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Ricky:
Knock knock boys?

Trevor:
Who's there?

[Ricky gives them two middle fingers directly in their faces]

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Randy:
You can't be sittin' in the middle of the road drinkin'. It's against the law.

Julian:
Guys, guys! Break it up! (runs into the middle of Ricky, Lahey and Randy arguing)

Ricky:
You give me that beer back!

Julian:
Ricky, shut up!

Jim:
This is drunk and disorderly!

Ricky:
You owe me a twelve-pack of beer, asshole!

Julian:
Ricky! Would you guys stop it!? Lahey, Lahey- Ricky get over-

Jim:
I do not believe how stupid these guys are. Like father, like stupid son.

Julian:
Lahey-

[Ricky bumps into a beer box]

Jim:
What?

Julian:
Lahey, get him off the street.

Jim:
We've been trying to get him off the damn street.

Julian:
Well, get him out of here. (pushes Randy away) Go mow some lawns or something, you greasy bastard.

Ricky:
Hey Lahey, you want a smoke? (holds the cigarette to his waist) 'Cause I got one right fuckin' here for you, buddy-boy.

Julian:
Ricky- (drags him away)

Jim:
You got one joke in your resitory, do you, Rick?

Ricky:
(points to Jim) You owe a beer (points to Randy) and you owe me a beer, you assholes!

Jim:
Come on, Randy.

Ricky:
Don't you have some offs to fuck there, boys?

Randy:
What?

Ricky:
Fuck off!

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Ricky:
The thing is when you're shopping for a ring you gotta take your time because you know it's my wife we're talking about. She's not gonna be wearing one of those Cubic Zarcarbian things-- she's gotta have a nice ring.*(While rummaging through stolen loot during a break-and-enter eating a cheese sandwich)*

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Ricky:
You know Jim or Jim knows you?

Cop:
Jim.. Jim, my dad Jim?

Ricky:
Jim's your dad? Oh yeah...he mentioned he had a son on the force.

Cop:
Yeah?

Ricky:
Yeah, him and my dad go way back!

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Cory:
Everybody down!

Trevor:
This is a robbery!

Julian:
Everyone keep calm! We don't want your money and we don't want to hurt anybody! We just want some food! Stop fuckin' around! Get in position!

[Trevor pumps his shotgun, Bubbles and Julian are stealing a bunch of hotdogs and Cory and Trevor are stealing chip bags and bananas]

Cory:
This is gonna be the best wedding ever, dude.

Trevor:
Holy shit. So cool.

Cory:
What the fuck do you have so many bananas for dude?

(cuts back to Julian and Bubbles stealing hotdogs and cuts back to Cory and Trevor)

Cory:
Fuck with the corkscrews and shit, man.

Trevor:
Fuck. Why are you always telling me what to do?

Cory:
There are fuckin' bananas in the cart, dude. We don't want bananas at the wedding. No one eats bananas at the wedding.

Ricky:
Lose some smokes.

Cory:
Hands up!

[Ricky pulls out his pistol and fires it then Trevor fires his shotgun and Bubbles fires his Uzi]

Bubbles:
Holy fuckin' Jesus! What the fuck have they doing?

[Trevor continues to fire his shotgun and Cory is firing his pistol]

Julian:
Put your gun down! It's us! It's us!

Ricky:
Julian!

Julian:
Stop shooting, you dicks!

Ricky:
What the fuck's going on here?! I just came here for smokes! What the hell's going on?!

Cory:
Sorry dude, man, we didn't know.

Ricky:
(to Julian) You're stupid, (to Cory and Trevor) you're stupid, (to Bubbles) you're a fuckin' idiot.

Bubbles:
The fuckin' gun's broke! It's broken!

Ricky:
You could've killed me over there! The fuck?!

Julian:
Ricky, shut up! (points to the surveillance camera) Ricky!

Ricky:
Oh, for fucksakes! (shoots down the surveillance camera)

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Julian:
Let's go, let's go! Everybody out!

Cory:
Out of the way, dudes.

Trevor:
Aw shit. (picks up a bag of chips)

Ricky:
I'm never fuckin' speaking to you guys again.

Julian:
Get in the truck, Ricky!

[Cory and Trevor start putting the food in the truck]

Julian:
Come on, move!

Ricky:
Retarded. What's with all these fuckin' bananas?!

Trevor:
I fucked up, Ricky. People like bananas.

Ricky:
Fuck off, boys!

Bubbles:
I have to get the cart in!

Ricky:
Fuck off with the cart, Bubbles!

Bubbles:
Come on! I'm not leaving this fuckin' cart!

Julian:
Leave the cart!

[Ricky throws the cart away]

Bubbles:
Come on!

Ricky:
Get in the fuckin' truck! GET IN!

Bubbles:
Jesus Christ!

Julian:
Get in!

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Bubbles:
You guys wanna see some shit? Come watch this.

[Bubbles fires his sling shot at Sam]

Sam Losco:
What the fuck?

Bubbles:
All right, arsehole, clean up this fuckin' garbage!

Sam Losco:
Now listen, get your fuckin' cats off my property, or I'm gonna call Animal Control and have 'em all put to fuckin' sleep.

Bubbles:
Oh yeah? You think you could do it if you're fuckin' knocked out? Huh huh huh huh huh huh?

[Bubbles swings a pair of nunchucks at Sam]

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[Bubbles finds his bubble maker melted]

Bubbles:
Oh, for fuck's sakes! Look at that! That's my fucking bubble maker! That was the only thing I had, that my parents gave me before they fucking deserted me in this shed, which I don't have anymore! Now it's just a big melted, fuckin' blob of shit!

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[Bubbles finds Ricky and Julian's dope plants in his burnt-to-the-ground shed]

Bubbles:
Oh, I think that's yours, Ricky. Stupid f... (trying to hold back tears), stupid fucking dope plants!

Ricky:
They're not dope plants, they're just...some vegetables we were growing.

Bubbles:
Oh yeah. Yeah, I fuckin' believe that, Ricky.

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