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Wednesday Addams:
In case you’re wondering, I don’t hold séances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead?

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Wednesday is digging up Garrett Gage's grave, with Morticia watching]

Morticia Addams:
Ahhh, this reminds me of when you got your first grave-digging kit. You were so happy, you nearly smiled.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
[to Gomez] You taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
Since I've been here, I've been hunted, haunted, kidnapped, and the target of attempted murder.

Gomez Addams:
[proud and delighted] Ah, Nevermore! I love you so!

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Morticia Addams:
Oh, how we missed those accusing eyes and youthful sneer.

Gomez Addams:
How are you, my little rain cloud?

Wednesday Addams:
I thought Thing was filling you in on my every move. I uncovered your feeble subterfuge almost immediately.

Gomez Addams:
So, how’s the little fella doing? Does he still have all his fingers?

Wednesday Addams:
Relax. I haven’t snapped any of his digits. Yet.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Young Morticia Addams:
[flashback to 1990] I don’t know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder; I’ve never loved you more.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Rodolfo is injured and is sent to the hospital. A doctor examines an X-ray of Rodolfo's leg, which is fractured]

Doctor:
Lo siento, muchachito, pero (I'm sorry, little boy, but) you have a slight fracture. Unfortunately, this means you won't be able to wrestle for a while.

Rodolfo:
I understand. Gracias, Doctor.

Baby Grizzly:
[The baby bears approach Rodolfo] Uh, hey, Rodolfo. [They get up to the bed] Uh, how you feeling? We, uh... We really feel bad about this.

Baby Panda:
I feel the worst. [shows him a drawing of himself running in the rain screaming "PERDON!!", which means "sorry" in Spanish] Hopefully this makes you feel better. It's a drawing of me running in the rain screaming "I'm sorry."

Rodolfo:
Wow. Deep.

Baby Panda:
Thank you. It's the least I could do.

Rodolfo:
[sighing] I was really excited for the Lucha Libre tournament. I feel like I had a chance to win the prize money and pay for Simon's surgery.

Baby Panda:
Who's Simon?

Rodolfo:
Simon is my best friend. Vente (Come in), Simon!

[Enter Simon the dog, who is wheelchair-bound. He looks around the ward sniffing, and tries to enter but bumps into the door]

Rodolfo:
He's also not very smart. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't even have enough money to pay for my own surgery.

Baby Grizzly:
Hmm. Huh? [turns around to find Rodolfo's mask and sport bag. Turns back to Roldofo] Rodolfo, we'll get you that money.

Baby Panda:
[to Baby Grizz] Um, how?

Baby Grizzly:
We're gonna compete in the Lucha Libre tournament!

Baby Panda:
What? But I can't fight! My bones are too fragile.

Baby Grizzly:
[to Baby Panda] Eh, no worries. You can be our manager!

Baby Panda:
Ooh!

Rodolfo:
This is a bad idea, ositos. You guys really shouldn't enter. There are some tough opponents in this year's tournament.

Baby Grizzly:
[confident] Ohh, they better be tough, 'cause we're bringing the heat.

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Baby Grizz is cheered on after he emerges as the winner of the race through the studio]

Lorenzo:
Sick. [does a sign of the horns gesture on both hands] Grizz is in the house!

Director:
And cut! That was a hoot and a holler!

[The family pats Baby Grizz]

Tom Hortins:
Way to go, kiddo.

Victoria Taylor:
We're so proud of you. Great job, buddy. Grizz, that was so good. You got to share some of those acting tips.

Tom Hortins:
Ah, boy, what a race. I'm gonna grease up those wheels for you right away!

Barbara Jones:
That rewrite in the script was so refreshing. We need more of that in the show!

Director:
[steps into the set; to Barbara] Exactly my thinking! More Grizz! [to Baby Grizz] What do you think? We're going to bump you back up to star! And fire Lorenzo!

Baby Grizzly:
[in disbelief] Huh? Wait... W-What? [He steps back, while the director and onscreen family move to stage right] You're gonna fire him just like that?

Director:
Yeah! It's gonna be great! [to audience] What do you think, audience?

[The audience cheers and applauds]

Director:
[as Baby Grizz looks on to the audience and then to the director in dismay] You're the real star, kid. I should have known all along.

Baby Grizzly:
[to Lorenzo as he practices his scooter tricks at stage left] Lorenzo, are you okay with this?

Lorenzo:
Ehh, yeah sure. I don't care. It's not like any of this is real, anyway. [shakes his hair]

Director:
Come on, Grizz, what do ya say?

Barbara Jones:
Oh, Grizz.

Victoria Taylor:
Come on, join us. You're part of the family, Grizz, come on.

Tom Hortins:
We love you, Grizz.

Baby Grizzly:
[raises his paws in denial] No! No! [the rest steps back] You know what? I learned something today. [to the director and onscreen family] Having a family is a big responsibility. [walks towards Lorenzo] All this time I thought Lorenzo was getting in the way of us.

Lorenzo:
'Sup.

Baby Grizzly:
[walks in front towards the audience] But then I realized, it wasn't Lorenzo. It was this family. Families don't care about high ratings, fancy scooter tricks, or giving someone more attention based on popularity.

Tom, Barbara and Victoria:
Oh.

Tom Hortins:
Sorry.

Baby Grizzly:
[to the audience] No, that is not what family is aboot!

Crew Member:
Aww. [turns on the spotlight on Baby Grizz]

Baby Grizzly:
Family is aboot love, happiness, loyalty, [as the moose duo look on] friendship, or something like that. I'm actually not really sure. But I need to go out and discover it for myself.

Audience Member #1:
You go find that new family, Grizz!

Audience Member #2:
[The audience shouts words of encouragement to Baby Grizz] Find that family, boy!

Director:
Wait a minute! [the spotlight turns off, to Grizz] Kid, [scratches his head] what are you saying, eh?

Baby Grizzly:
I'm saying you're gonna have to find another star. Because I'm oot. [leaves along with his tricycle as the rest look on]

Director:
Hey, wait! If you walk out that door, I will pull all the episodes featuring baby Grizz. And most importantly, you'll be walking away from your fame and fortune.

Baby Grizzly:
That's not what I ordered. [leaves through the door]

Director:
Oh. [they look away in regret, but the director sees Baby Grizz returning from the door] Huh? Grizz!

Baby Grizzly:
[walks inside] Sorry. I forgot that wasn't a real door. [walks out of the set]

Director:
[takes a deep breath] Okay, people, [to the cast] we're going to stick to Plan B and focus on Lorenzo. Huh? [The assistant director approaches the director and whispers indistinctly to him] What? Cancelled?

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Note:
This is the third episode to reveal one of the bears' origins, after "Yuri and the Bear" and "Panda 2".

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Ice Bear and Darrell are in the mouse pad store searching for the latter's vows]

Darrell:
[digs through a box of mouse pads] Where could those vows be? I was writing them here at the store. [goes to the cashier] Ah, typical Darrell, losing the vows minutes before the wedding. What does Sofia even see in a bozo like me? OH, it's hopeless! [frustrated, he resigns to his desk in vain]

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear can get some vows at the black market.

Darrell:
There's no time.

Ice Bear:
[thinks for an idea, then turns back to Darrell] Darrell will make time. Sofia making time to spend life with Darrell.

Darrell:
[gets up] Huh?

Ice Bear:
Darrell will be there for Sofia. Darrell will care for Sofia. Darrell will sail to end of earth for... [gives him a pen]

Darrell:
Oh, thanks. [writes on a pad as Ice Bear continues]

Ice Bear:
...sail to end of earth for Sofia. Darrell and Sofia [looks up] are forever.

Darrell:
And got it. Thanks. You, sir, are a gift to this world.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear knows.

Darrell:
[walks to Ice Bear] All right. Let's get out of here and [elated] GET TO MY WEDDING!

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[The bears walk out the door and look up to find their new mom they have ordered jumping down from a helicopter. She lands so hard, the bears cough from the flying dust. They look up and watch with awe as their new buff mom introduces herself]

Grizzly and Panda:
Whoa!

Tank:
[removes her helmet and throws it to a side] Hey! I'm your new mom, Tank! You kids like basketball?

[As the bears look on, Tank dribbles the basketball and makes a giant leap, dunks the ball while touching the backboard by her legs and lands back to the ground]

The Bears:
[run around Tank in jubilation] Whoo-hoo!

Grizzly:
Our mom can dunk!

Panda:
Crazy! Where did you learn to dunk like that?!

Grizzly:
Teach us how to dunk, please!

Tank:
[takes the basketball from Grizz and spins it] Well, I'm afraid I can't do that. [steps towards the bears] You bears are too weak and puny! [refers to herself] You gotta get buff. Like me! Now, drop and give me 30!

Grizzly:
Huh?

Panda:
Yeah, I don't think I...

Tank:
[goes behind the bears] Come on, now! I'm gonna whip you boys into shape! [pushes the bears into doing push-ups]

[The bears groan as they do the push-ups]

Tank:
That's enough. [gets the bears to stand] 30 laps! Let's go, let's go, let's go! Yeah! [The bears proceed to run around the outside of the cave] Feel the burn! Come on! Move it!

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[The screen is black]

T-Pain:
Yo! Wakey-wakey! [Panda's eyes open to a man in the middle of a mist] Hey, Hey. Hey, man. You okay?

Panda:
Wha... Where... [scrolls his eyes around] What...? Have people told you that you look like T-Pain?

T-Pain:
Yeah, man, all the time - probably because I am T-Pain.

Panda:
[gasps in surprise] What? No way! [sits up] Oh, man, Mr. Pain, I am such a huge fan!

T-Pain:
[laughs] Hey, man, be cool, be cool. Please, man, call me "T."

Panda:
[chuckles] Okay, T. [looks around] Um, T, am I in heaven?

T-Pain:
Nah, bro. [The mist clears as he laughs to reveal the living space of a tour bus] You're on my tour bus, dude!

Panda:
Oh. [they both get up] Wait, isn't the concert in the other direction?

T-Pain:
[takes out a remote control] Yeah, but I forgot my phone, so we were, like, headed back to my house to pick it up until the tour bus stopped right in front of you. [turns on the CCTV footage of Panda screaming; when the tour bus stops, he faints] And that's when you fainted.

Panda:
[in disbelief] Ugh, this is the worst day of my life.

T-Pain:
Nah, man, [nudges Panda] it's cool. Come on, let me give you a tour of the place. [they proceed inside]

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Plays the video, "Scared By Cucumbers"]

Grizzly:
Yo, Internet! We back at it again at the bear cave.

Panda:
We just found out that our bro is freaked out by cucumbers! [laughs as Grizz shows a cucumber] Check it out.

[Ice Bear is chopping onions in the kitchen. Grizzly places a cucumber near him. Ice Bear turns around, surprised by the sight of the cucumber and flies away as the music plays; Grizz and Panda laugh]

[Outside the bathroom]

Panda:
Cuke boys!

Grizzly:
[places a cucumber on the floor] Cuke boys.

[Ice Bear comes out after having a shower, and opens the door. He is shocked to find the cucumber and quickly flees, as the music plays again and more laughter is heard]

[Grizzly and Panda run around the cave with another cucumber]

Grizzly:
Cuke boys in the house!

[Ice Bear is sitting on the sofa playing a video game. Behind him, Panda snickers as he drops the cucumber on the sofa]

Ice Bear:
What is funny?

Grizzly:
[offscreen; snickering as well] Nothing.

[Ice Bear turns to his left. He shrieks when he finds the cucumber there, jumps to the ceiling and climbs away, with music playing again and more laughter]

Panda:
[A cucumber is put on the table] Okay, up until now, we've been using a cucumber, [tilts the camera to show Grizzly with a jar of pickles] but what about pickles!

[As Ice Bear is shaving, Grizz drops a pickle from the bathtub. Ice Bear finds the pickle and proceeds to eat it, to Grizz's disbelief]

Grizzly:
[the same cucumber] Just cucumbers, then.

[Ice Bear is fixing the vacuum as a cucumber rolls on the floor to the right.]

Grizzly:
[whispers] Do it. [Another cucumber rolls to the left] Do more, do more, do a lot more! [Five more cucumbers roll. Ice Bear looks to his right, and freaks out as he tries to shun the cucumbers but stumbles as music plays again and more laughter is heard. As he leaves from sight, the vacuum starts to fly (Panda: The vacuum!)]

Panda:
Okay, wait. [giggling] Why, wait. We just had a great idea. [to Grizzly] Check this out.

Grizzly:
Cuke boys in the house!

[Ice Bear is preparing dinner as Panda, dressed in a cucumber outfit, walks in from behind with Grizz laughing from behind the camera]

Panda:
'Sup, bro.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear is preparing di- [taken aback to find Panda's cucumber outfit and throws him out of the cave; Panda screams as he is sent flying through the window]

Grizzly:
Oh my gosh, Panda!

Grizzly:
[at the hospital; Panda is severely injured] Hey, um... Well, I hope you liked the video. [Panda groans] Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. [A "PLZ DONATE" button appears on screen] Or donate to help us pay for our hospital fees.

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Grizzly:
It's the booby trapper!

Ranger Tabes:
You know this guy?

Grizzly:
Yeah. We saw him on TV. He traps everything.

Ranger Tabes:
Hey, you! Hunting is illegal in my forest!

Booby Trapper:
Hmm, I ain't hunting. I'm trapping.

Ranger Tabes:
Just let him go, and I'll pretend this never happened.

Booby Trapper:
[laughs] I'm a trapper. I trap things. Nothing you can do, ranger girl. Yeah! [He leaves with Charlie on his bike]

Charlie:
No! Ah! Help!

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Panda is revealed to have survived the zombie attack, and tries to serve the others who have turned into zombies salad]

Panda:
[serves a bowl to Ice Bear] Okay, here's your vegan Thai salad, [serves another salad to Grizz] and here's yours. Enjoy.

Ice Bear:
[shoves his bowl off the table] Brains.

Panda:
Huh?

Grizzly:
[throws his bowl away] BRAINNNS!!

Panda:
What? You guys need to eat your veggies! You can't just have brains all the time!

Ranger Tabes:
[appears from outside the kitchen] Brains?

Panda:
[irritated] Ugh! Why am I allergic to a hundred things but immune to zombies?!

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Charlie turns back to his Bigfoot form]

Charlie:
[checks his hands] Whoa. I'm not normal!

Grizzly:
[from offscreen] ...definitely the best pizza place.

Charlie:
[turns to find the Bears having a picnic] Bears!

Grizzly and Panda:
[the Bears turn to see Charlie] Huh?

Panda:
Oh, hey!

Charlie:
All right, what's my name? Where did you guys come from? Do you - do you have the urge to arrest me?

Panda:
You're Charlie, of course!

Grizzly:
We came from the cave and wanted to have a picnic with you.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear always has urge to arrest.

Charlie:
[heaves a sigh of relief] Phew. Back to normal.

Grizzly:
[raises his paw] So? [shows him the pizza they are having] Do you want to join?

Charlie:
[takes his seat] Sure, that'd be great.

Grizzly:
All right, man, dig in.

Charlie:
[takes his slice] Thanks, fellas.

[The Bears lift up their paws to reveal they are now fathers to their baby counterparts (from their pouches), astonishing Charlie]

Baby Grizzly:
Oh boy, pizza time!

Baby Panda:
I hope my slice is vegetarian.

Panda:
[pulls out a part of his slice to share with Baby Panda] It is!

[The Bears share their slices with their baby counterparts, and as the Baby Bears are munching, Baby Charlie pops out from Charlie's pouch as well]

Baby Charlie:
Y'all gonna share with me?

Charlie:
Well, the more the merrier. [shares his slice with Baby Charlie as they all dig in]

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[The bears run away after Panda accidentally caused a traffic accident with his cyberkinesis]

Grizzly:
[both Ice Bear and Grizzly panting] Oh, man. Okay. That was bad. [to Panda] Panda, this is getting out of hand, man. You... you got to stop.

Panda:
[laughing crazily]

Grizzly:
[sensing something amiss] Panda?

Panda:
[laughing maniacally]

Grizzly:
Dude, bro, I think those braces are messing with your head.

Panda:
You don't know what it's doing to my head. [to both] You don't know what it's like to be me.

Grizzly:
[trying to talk Panda out] Okay, Panda. Let's just calm down.

Panda:
[uses his electromagnetic powers to lift a wooden clock] You're just jealous of me because I'm special now.

Grizzly:
[both shocked] Oh no.

Panda:
Yeah, that's it. I'm special, and you're not! [flings the clock to Ice Bear and Grizzly]

Grizzly:
AAH! [they both duck] What the... Panda?!

[Panda disappears]

Grizzly:
[he and Ice Bear get up] Ugh, he's so dramatic with his exits. [to Ice Bear] I'm sure he'll be fine. [they walk out] We'll see him back home later.

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Note:
Both Ice Bear and Isaac are voiced by Demetri Martin.

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Ice Bear ties up his skating boot laces and proceeds to the counter to sign up for the ice skating competition]

Counter Staff:
Oh, hi! May I help you?

Ice Bear:
[shows his skating boots] Ice Bear here to compete.

Counter Staff:
[sighing] Thank goodness! Only one other person signed up.

[Ice Bear is shocked when he sees the name - "Isaac" - written on the form]

Isaac:
[appears from below in a white hoodie designed with magenta flames] Isaac didn't expect to see you here.

Ice Bear:
Ice is Ice Bear's life.

Counter Staff:
[laughs] So you two know each other!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will show you real skating.

Isaac:
Isaac will melt competition with fire moves.

Man on PA:
Attention - will all contestants for the ice skating competition, please enter the rink.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear was born to win.

Isaac:
Isaac will see about that. [Both make their way to the entrance]

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[The baby bears huddle up as Silver Bear is getting out of control]

Baby Grizzly:
Dude, I don't think Silver Bear is working out.

Baby Panda:
He's pretty reckless. We could've seriously hurt that kid. And now, he wants us to fight a baby?

[Baby Ice Bear nods]

Baby Panda:
What are we gonna do?

Baby Grizzly:
We've got to wish him away before he causes any real danger.

Baby Panda:
Yeah. He's out of control.

Baby Grizzly:
Okay, so, it's agreed. Silver Bear is off the team.

Silver Bear:
You're cutting me from the squad?

[The baby bears jump in shock realizing that Silver Bear has joined their conversation]

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[A man, Harry, enters the store and sneezes. He rubs his nose and wipes his hand on a wall. He later sees two children engrossed at their videos. Chuckling, he then approaches them from behind to steal their candies]

Boy:
[as a girl next to him laughs while she holds another video] Ooh, Pa, this one looks cool. [Harry takes away their candies and the girl's toy seal without them noticing.]

Baby Grizzly:
[the baby bears are at the counter while Harry whistles] Hello! How can we help you, sir?

Harry:
Oh, right. [returns a video] Uh, I'm returning this.

Baby Grizzly:
[takes the video from him] Ooh. How the Grouch Robbed Christmas. I love this movie. [to Harry] What was your favorite part?

Harry:
Uh, yeah, I don't know. [takes some candies from the counter] I liked the, uh, stealing part?

Baby Grizzly:
Oh. I love that part, too! What a naughty fella. Hee-hee. [as Harry takes more candies until there are none left] Um, have you seen Little Nero Meet Santa? Oh, and Sleep Hard is a great action movie. [imitates the male lead] "Yip-a-dee-doo-dah, Mr. Bad Guy."

Harry:
[unwraps a candy] Huh. Real interesting, kid. [pops it into his mouth] What else you got?

Baby Panda:
How about It's a Stupendous Life? It makes me cry every time. [blows nose]

[Baby Ice Bear gets Baby Grizz and Baby Panda to their attention. He goes under the counter, and rises up, sniffing and looking around.]

Baby Grizzly:
Uh, The Daydream Before Christmas?

[Baby Ice Bear facepalms in exasperation. He tries again by imitating a devil]

Baby Panda:
[raises his paw] Ooh, ooh. Me, me. Gremmonsters. It's Gremmonsters. [Baby Ice Bear applauds] Yes.

Baby Grizzly:
[back to Harry] Would you like to rent those titles?

Harry:
Nah, they all sound pretty boring.

[As Harry eats the candy, he finds with surprise the store is filled with customers browsing through the videos on the shelves.]

Harry:
Whoa. This place is packed.

Baby Grizzly:
Yeah, man, it's always busy here. People love renting videos, and they spend lots of money on 'em, - especially during Christmas.

Harry:
[grins] Hmm. [spits out the unfinished candy and ponders for a while] Say, what time you guys close tonight, hmm?

Baby Grizzly:
We close at 9:00 p.m. It's earlier than usual, 'cause we need extra time to watch movies, dance, and eat popcorn tonight.

[Shocked, Baby Panda and Baby Ice Bear shush him]

Baby Grizzly:
I mean we need to study how to help customers better and keep this place safe and clean!

Harry:
Uh-huh. Is there a security guard?

Baby Grizzly:
Nope. Just us baby bears. [showing his biceps] But look at my toned biceps. Gonna get triceps soon, too.

Harry:
[laughing, he exits the store]

Baby Grizzly and Baby Panda:
Bye! Merry Christmas!

Boy:
[to the baby bears] Excuse me, do you have How the Grouch Robbed Christmas?

Baby Grizzly:
[shows the video to him] Ooh, lucky you.

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Carl shields Baby Grizz and Baby Panda from crashing and takes the blow for himself]

Charles:
Huh? [he and Baby Ice Bear find Carl lying on the bush] Oh! Oh, dear! Carl, darling.

Baby Grizzly:
[Carl uncovers Baby Grizz and Baby Panda] Oh, my head. Panda, are you all right?

Baby Panda:
I'm... I'm... I'm alive! And it's all thanks to... [they both turn around to find Carl unconscious] Carl?

Baby Grizzly:
Oh, oh no!

Charles:
[in sadness as he holds Carl crying] Oh, Carl, my sweet, sweet prince. Why is life so cruel?

[Carl grunts.]

Charles:
Huh? Oh...

[Carl awakens.]

Charles:
[in happiness] Carl! You... you're all right! [Carl sits upright] What a relief. What senseless tears.

Baby Grizzly and Baby Panda:
Yay! Whoo-hoo! [Carl looks at the baby bears and gives a broad smile to them]

Charles:
Oh, look at you, Carl. You're... You're smiling! I've never seen you smile before.

[Carl puts the toy plane Baby Grizz and Baby Panda are on and grunts, smiling. Carl's hat lands on the exact same spot he was wearing, and he smiles wider.]

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[The Bears are cheered on by the customers after a great performance replacing Papa Bear's Pizza Band]

Grizzly:
[laughs] Wow, that was kind of fun, actually.

Pizza Cabin Manager:
[joins in] Oh, my gosh, guys, that was incredible. The energy! The non-roboticness. How would you guys like to be Papa Bear's Pizza Cabin's new official band? We could tour Pizza Cabin's across the country. It'd be amazing!

Grizzly:
Oh, I don't know. It looks cool, but I'm not sure I'm cut out for the whole "children's rock star" thing.

Pizza Cabin Manager:
[to Grizzly] Here, let me sweeten the deal for you. Free. Pizza. For. Life. [Soon, Grizzly's doubts turns into smiles, and he inhales]

Grizzly and Panda:
[The Bears skydive, at the prospect of having free pizza for life] WHOA! [They all fly out of the screen]

Grizzly:
[back on stage, to the manager] You got a deal, Mr. Manager.

Pizza Cabin Manager:
Ha ha, this is gonna be big! [shakes hands with Grizzly]

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[A new episode is being filmed]

Baby Grizzly:
[to the family as he hops off the sofa] Hey, family, want to see how fast I can ride my bike around the living room?

Tom Hortins:
Sorry, son, but not right now.

Baby Grizzly:
But...

[The doorbell rings.]

Barbara Jones:
Oh! That must be cousin Lorenzo!

Baby Grizzly:
[clueless] Huh? Who's that?

[A boy named Lorenzo scoots his way into the living room as upbeat music plays]

Lorenzo:
Lorenzo in the house! [stops before the family, to them] 'Sup.

[The audience cheers on as the family laughs and applauds]

Baby Grizzly:
Lorenzo? [greets Lorenzo] Uh, hi. I'm Grizz.

[As Baby Grizz walks to Lorenzo, the latter scoots over him and to stage left]

Barbara Jones:
[The family cheers for Lorenzo] Oh, fantastic!

Lorenzo:
[the audience cheers again] 'Sup.

Victoria Taylor:
Wow, Lorenzo! You're cooler than ice! [audience laughs]

Tom Hortins:
I love you, Lorenzo! [sniffs] Sorry.

Barbara Jones:
Welcome to the family, Lorenzo!

Lorenzo:
Righteous.

[The audience cheers and applauds]

Baby Grizzly:
Uh... yeah, good job, Lorenzo, but, uh... check out my sweet moves! [struggles to move his tricycle but couldn't] See?

Victoria Taylor:
[gasps] Everyone, look at Lorenzo!

[They all look up as Lorenzo jumps from above to scoot down the railing and back onto the floor upbeat music continues]

Lorenzo:
Lorenzo's... [removes his helmet and shakes his hair] in the house. [winks]

[The audience cheers and applauds]

Director:
Cut! [laughs as he makes he makes his way towards Lorzenzo] Lorenzo, baby, that was amazing! The audience loves you!

Victoria Taylor:
You're the best actor I've ever seen.

Tom Hortins:
You are a natural.

Baby Grizzly:
[walks off his tricycle] Uh, wait for me, guys! [tries to get Barbara's attention] Mom? I'll have that poutine now! [tries to get Tom's attention] Dad? Dad? It's your favorite son, me! [tries to get Victoria's attention] Uh, Sis? Uh, I don't know, hockey or something? Hmm. [to all] Uh... That's not what I ordered!

[they turn to Baby Grizz]

Director:
Ugh, we got to get rid of that line.

Barbara Jones:
Yeah. So cheesy! [they turn back to Lorenzo]

Baby Grizzly:
[taken aback, he walks backwards] What? No... this can't be! [falls off the set and onto the trash bin] Whoa! Ugh! [groans] [a crew member throws the tricycle into the bin] Hey, what are you doing with my bike?

Crew Member:
That's showbiz, kid. [walks away]

Baby Grizzly:
What? What's going on? [sees the new script] Oh, this must be the new script pages. [reads through the new script, where Lorenzo has almost the same line "Lorenzo's in the house" but Baby Grizz doesn't have any] Wait a minute. "Lorenzo, Lorenzo, in the house, Lorenzo?" We're not even in the house in this scene! I need to go talk to the director.

[Baby Grizz walks towards the director and his assistant discussing about Lorenzo]

Director:
I'm telling you, this kid is a genius. If we keep this up, our ratings might even beat I Love Moosie!

Assistant Director:
What about Grizz?

Director:
[sighs] I think our best plan is to do some rewrites and slowly fade him out of the show. [they both walk away]

Baby Grizzly:
Write me out of the show? [looks down] But they're my family.

Victoria Taylor:
Oh, hey, Lorenzo. [Baby Grizz turns to see her chatting with Lorenzo while they're having a break] So... I was wondering if you could give me some acting tips one of these days?

Lorenzo:
Sure, no problem.

Baby Grizzly:
I thought she wanted my acting tips? [shakes his head] Eh, Sis was always easily swayed. But Mom and Dad would never — [finds Barbara and Tom joining Lorenzo as well] wha?!

Barbara Jones:
Oh, Lorenzo, you're such a breath of fresh air. It's so nice having you a part of the family.

Tom Hortins:
And you deliver your lines so well.

Lorenzo:
For sure.

Baby Grizzly:
[looks at the script] Hmm. [looking determined] If they want rewrites, I'm gonna do some myself. [tears away the script into half]

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