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Wanda Maximoff:
[trying to comfort a crying baby Tommy] Please, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise, you will be my favorite twin!

Vision:
[coming down the stairs with a crying baby Billy] Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally.

Wanda Maximoff:
Well, don't tell him that! [Vision chuckles] No luck with Billy?

Vision:
Tried reading to him, but for some reason, Charles Darwin's The Descent of Man made him cry even harder.

– WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Monica has broken character in front of Wanda by mentioning Pietro's death]

Wanda Maximoff:
Who are you?

Monica Rambeau:
[slipping out of character] I...don't remember. [Wanda steps menacingly towards Monica]

Wanda Maximoff:
[in a harsh whisper] Who...are you?

Monica Rambeau:
[forces a smile] Wanda, I'm just your neighbor.

Wanda Maximoff:
Then how could you know about Ultron? [she conjures telekinetic energy in both of her hands] You're not my neighbor. And you're definitely not my friend. You are a stranger. An outsider. And right now, you are trespassing here. And I want you to leave. [she throws a bolt of energy at Monica, who is thrown backwards through the wall, two fences, and the Hex barrier]

– WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Jimmy and Darcy are watching WandaVision episode 3 as Wanda gives birth.]

Darcy Lewis:
[emotional] Twins. What a twist. [off Jimmy's look] What? I'm invested. [sniffles]

– WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Tyler Hayward:
[regarding the WandaVision broadcast] Is it authentic?

Darcy Lewis:
I'm not sure how to answer that.

Tyler Hayward:
Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?

Darcy Lewis:
I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.

Tyler Hayward:
What do you know?

Darcy Lewis:
My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's...

Tyler Hayward:
Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang.

Darcy Lewis:
Yeah. Entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture.

Jimmy Woo:
So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?

Darcy Lewis:
It's a working theory.

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added 9 months ago

Jimmy Woo:
We don't know enough about the nature of the threat to send in another agent when the first is yet to return.

Tyler Hayward:
Someone must really miss you back at Quantico.

Jimmy Woo:
[snidely] No, sir. Softball season's over, sir.

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added 9 months ago

Darcy Lewis:
FBI, Army. I saw the Air Force Office of Special Investigations out there. Research Lab. Space Command, too. A bona fide joint multi-service response. Really looking forward to the commemorative T-shirt.

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added 9 months ago

Jimmy Woo:
This isn't a missing person's case, Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. Population 3,892.

Monica Rambeau:
Why haven't you gone inside to investigate?

Jimmy Woo:
'Cause it doesn't want me to. You can feel it, too, can't you? [They both look down the road at the Westview outskirts] Nobody's supposed to go in.

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added 9 months ago

[Monica Rambeau meets Jimmy Woo on the outskirts of Westview]

Monica Rambeau:
What's the story here, Agent Woo?

Jimmy Woo:
Uh, I've got a witness set up down the road in Westview, and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop.

Monica Rambeau:
Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program?

Jimmy Woo:
I have contacted known associates, relatives...

Monica Rambeau:
And let me guess, none of them have seen him either?

Jimmy Woo:
No. None of them have ever heard of him. Something seemed hanky to me, so I took the first flight out of Oakland to interface with local law enforcement, which is when I encountered a new wrinkle.

Monica Rambeau:
What is that?

Jimmy Woo:
[turns to the Sheriff of Eastview] Pardon me, Sheriff. Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here?

Sheriff:
[with a billboard reading "Welcome to Westview" behind him] No such place.

Monica Rambeau:
You're saying the town of Westview, New Jersey doesn't exist?

Sheriff:
It's what I keep telling your G-Man here, but he won't listen.

Monica Rambeau:
I see. And, um, I'm sorry, what ... What town are you from?

Sheriff:
Eastview.

Jimmy Woo:
Thank you, Sheriff. I'll reach out if we need any further assistance.

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added 9 months ago

Geraldine:
Can you believe it? Twins! Hi.

Wanda Maximoff:
...I'm a twin. [forlornly] I had a brother. His name was...Pietro.

[Wanda sings to the babies is Sokovian]

Geraldine:
[confused] He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?

Wanda Maximoff:
...What did you say? Just now? [a single tear rolls down Wanda's face]

Geraldine:
I said...Wanda, you're such a strong lady. Should I say it one more time, for good measure?

Wanda Maximoff:
No. What did you say about Pietro?

Geraldine:
Pietro? [thinks] Hey, I'll take a shift rocking the babies-

Wanda Maximoff:
No, I think you should leave.

Geraldine:
Oh Wanda, don't be like that!

[Wanda sees the SWORD pendant on "Geraldine"]

Wanda Maximoff:
What is that?

Geraldine:
What?

Wanda Maximoff:
[gestures to the pendant] That symbol.

Geraldine:
I [stammers], I—

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Vision:
Well, if that was the first kick, that puts you at about... six months! Boy, oh, boy, I thought I had superspeed. I can't keep up! [baby talk] Please don't misinterpret; I can't wait to meet you, little Billy.

Wanda Maximoff:
"Billy"?

Vision:
Yeah.

Wanda Maximoff:
Well, I was thinking "Tommy". Just a nice, classic, all-American name.

Vision:
Hmm, "Tommy". Hmm, yeah. Yeah. Then there's "Billy", isn't there? Named after William Shakespeare. "All the world's a stage. All the men and women merely players."

Wanda Maximoff:
Well, I guess there's only one solution to this debate. Hope for a girl.

Vision:
Well, we ought to decide soon. I estimate the baby's due... it's not a constant progression, assumingly logarithmic, but were I to graph the fetal development thus far...

Wanda Maximoff:
He's gonna be here before you figure it out.

– WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Vision:
Huh. Strangest thing just happened outside with... [turns to see Wanda's bump has grown larger] Whoa, Nelly! Have you gotten bigger?!

Wanda Maximoff:
Have I?

[Wanda turns around and knocks into a bowl of fruit with her belly. Vision moves at super-speed and catches the papaya.]

Wanda Maximoff:
[continuing, looking down] I can't tell from this angle.

Vision:
I can't wait... [chuckles] ...to be a proud papa-ya.

– WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Agnes:
Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours. Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't. So, what's your name? Where are you from? And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon?

Wanda Maximoff:
I'm Wanda.

Agnes:
Wanda. Charmed. Golly, you settled in fast! Did you use a moving company?

Wanda Maximoff:
I sure did. Those boxes don't move themselves!

Agnes:
So what's a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house?

Wanda Maximoff:
Oh, no, I'm not single.

Agnes:
Oh, I don't see a ring.

Wanda Maximoff:
Well, I assure you, I'm married. To a man. A human one and tall.

– WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Narrator:
Our distant ancestors have come a long way, they've now conquered the land. (Edalphosaurus roars) The worlds first giant reptiles have arrived, but they're not related to dinosaurs, their descendants will be of a very different kind.

– Walking with Monsters  Show Quote

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Narrator:
[about the Diictodon] Despite the presence of these heavyweights, smaller creatures also eek out a living around the water hole: Diictodon, a hardy little burrower, just half a meter long.

– Walking with Monsters  Show Quote

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Narrator:
Hunger drives the Gorgonopsid back to the Diictodon, and this time, she tries to dig them out. [The Gorgonopsid digs at the Diictodon's burrow, but to no avail; she eventually gives up and returns to the now dried-up water hole] But the Diictodon's hard work pays off. Their den in the sun-baked earth is deep enough to keep them safe. Instead, the Gorgonopsid's nose leads her back to the dried-up water hole. She senses things are not as lifeless as they seem. [The Gorgonopsid digs up the Rhinesuchus from before] The giant amphibian... Just before the water hole dried up, she must've burrowed into the damp mud, forming a cocoon around herself in a last-ditch attempt to sit out the drought. [The Gorgonopsid begins eating the Rheinosuchus] But in her torpid state, she's helpless, as the Gorgonopsid feasts.

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Narrator:
Over the next few million years, the Earth will suffocate under a stagnant blanket of heat, sparking a mass-extinction even greater than the one that will destroy the dinosaurs. The future belongs to a tiny group of survivors, small and adaptable enough to sit it out.

– Walking with Monsters  Show Quote

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Narrator:
The dawn of the Triassic era and the earth has only just begun to show signs of recovery. The deserts have stopped growing and huge forests of primitive conifer start to recolonize the land. In these new forests, plant-eaters recover first. One in particular, like most of the large reptiles, they may resemble dinosaurs but lystrosaurus are more closely linked to mammals and to us. Astonishingly their vast herds make up more than half of all life on earth. Never again will a single species do so well.

– Walking with Monsters  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Narrator:
[as the Euparkaria evolves on-screen into an Allosaurus] His descendants will be known as the most notorious monsters of them all: dinosaurs!

– Walking with Monsters  Show Quote

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Narrator:
[last lines in the series] The unique ability to stand upright, and the agility this allowed, gives the early dinosaurs a competitive edge over our four-legged mammal ancestors. Repressed by these swift killers, our ancestors are reduced to small creatures hiding in the shadows. Their time will come... [The scene cuts ahead to the Jurassic, where the dinosaurs now rule the Earth] But for the next 170 million years, the world belongs to the dinosaurs!

– Walking with Monsters  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Wanda is levitating dishes onto a shelf. Vision walks in and a dish hits his head, breaking it into pieces.]

Vision:
My wife and her flying saucers.

Wanda Maximoff:
My husband and his indestructible head.

– WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Dottie has cut her palm on broken glass. Wanda quickly covers it with a cloth dinner napkin.]

Dottie Jones:
Pop quiz, Wanda. How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? [a beat] By doing it herself.

– WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Dottie Jones:
The devil's in the details, Bev.

Agnes:
That's not the only place he is.

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added 9 months ago

Agnes:
[aside to Wanda, regarding Dottie's meeting] How is anyone doing this sober?

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added 9 months ago

Vision:
[practicing a talent-show magic act] Wanda, you're not at all worried that the audience might just see through this little charade?

Wanda Maximoff:
Well, that's the whole point! In a real magic act, everything is fake! Darling, the talent show fundraiser is the most important event of the season, and it's our neighborly duty to participate. Plus, it's our chance to appear as normal as possible while doing so.

Vision:
[pointing to his android face] Well, I don't think that should be a problem.

Wanda Maximoff:
This is our home now. I want us to fit in.

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added 9 months ago

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