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Lola Bunny:
I had some leftover ingredients. So, I just threw together this triple-whipped Dulce de leche with balsamic strawberries.

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Furrball:
You wish you could be as hardcore as me.

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added 9 months ago

Plucky Duck:
Lucky for you, I'm an expert at Jack-Kour.

Buster Bunny:
You like Jack-Kour, too?! Time to be hard on myself!

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added 9 months ago

Titus:
Okay, Dad's not good at marriage, so I don't want him sitting next to...anybody. Erin's parents, gotta keep them separated. Marriage will make people do funny things, like suffer through 35 years of mutual hate and soul-torturing pain that can never be erased. (whispers): They're Catholic. [...] Okay, put Dave next to Erin's sister...no, that's a drug deal waiting to happen. We have Michael, Erin's brother...oh, great, now I have to invite cops.

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Titus:
Erin's the kind of woman who can rip your head off and make you feel like a bad boy. God, that's sexy. (shrugs) I'm damaged.

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Titus:
My mom's not a bad person. She just has bad people living inside her. She's very creative in the way she hurts people. She could've been famous, but she wouldn't sign the Batman-Villain release form.

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added 9 months ago

Shannon:
People screaming in the front yard. It must be a Titus family party.

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Titus:
Vengeance is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the daisies. But, you need something really bad to take vengeance for. Like, your girlfriend hogs the chocolate milk, no. But, your girlfriend drags you into therapy and lets your family secretly watch while you weep, well, I think even the daisies want to kick a little girlfriend ass.

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added 9 months ago

Ken's wife:
Does this dress make me look fat?

Ken:
When you're too fat, I'll let you know. Your stuff will be out on the lawn.

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Titus:
Oh, my dad always sugarcoats the truth, kinda the way a stray lawn dart sugarcoats your drunken uncle's neck at the family picnic.

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Erin:
Isn't there something you always wanted from your dad?

Titus:
A "do not resuscitate" order?

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Titus:
"To: Titus, From Dad". My dad's a new man. He learned that forgiveness is better than hate and vengeance. Next year, we'll teach him that heart attacks are not like women: you just can't keep having them.

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Titus:
Erin never does things halfway. You should see her eat ribs. She's like a dingo with a baby.

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Titus:
Being a superhero is hard work. You have to wear those rubber tights in the summer when it's hot. Ehh. You have to hide who you really are by pretending you're the caring, supportive boyfriend. You have to make sure that no one discovers the true identity of... Your-Dream-Is-Stupid Man!

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added 9 months ago

Titus:
"Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser.

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Amy:
I don't want you here!

Erin:
Amy, we've invited all your friends. It's gonna be a party!

Amy:
It's gonna be a "Look, Amy lives in garbage!" party.

Titus:
Exactly. It's got a theme.

Amy (sarcastically):
My popularity will soar. (to Erin): Maybe I'll even make head cheerleader like you, Aunt Erin, and peak at 17.

Titus (defensively):
Hey, have a little respect for someone who went out of their way to get you a lice comb.

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added 9 months ago

Titus (after Amy's mom, Kim, passes out face-first into the cake):
Well, Amy, make a wish and blow out your mom's hair.

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added 9 months ago

Titus:
(opening narration) Normal people who grow up with compassion never amount to anything. They're the ones who end up gluing those little dots on the highway, or putting glue on the dots for the guy who glues dots on the highway. But screwed-up people who weren't coddled or raised with compassion? Ho-ho! We get stuff done. Sure, we feel a little alone and abandoned, but we're (choked up) very happy. Why can't you love me, Daddy?!

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added 9 months ago

Hamton J. Pig:
[stuttering and sweating nervously while practicing his lines] F-f-first day on this g-g-glorious campus. Oh no! T-that's not right! [starts crying]

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Babs Bunny:
Everyone, meet Plucky.

Buster Bunny:
We pre-apologize for everything he does.

Plucky Duck:
[looking at Buster and Babs' family] What an overwhelming number of rabbits. [chuckles] Somebody guard the carrots! [smiles and to Buster and Babs' surprise, their siblings get excited as they get closer to Plucky.]

Bashir Bunny:
Whoa! A Duck. Real feathers!

Bertha Bunny:
Can you really swim?!

Beatrice Bunny:
What's it like to fly home for the winter?

Plucky Duck:
Oh, of course you're fascinated with me. Not only am I a creature of another design, I am also smart, talented and adorable!

Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny's Family:
Aww!

Buster Bunny:
Everyone seems… to… like him.

Babs Bunny:
Yeah. Are they looking at the same duck we are?

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Sweetie Bird:
I came here to eat bird seed and kick butt! And I'm all out of bird seed!

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Sweetie Bird:
Aw, yeah! That big city air! I love the smell of hot garbage in the morning!

Plucky Duck:
Do you hear that? It's the pulse of the city. And it's going… Plucky. Plucky. Plucky.

Babs Bunny:
Say, cheese!

Sweetie Bird:
Great shot.

Buster Bunny:
This is the first time Babs and I have been to the big city!

Babs Bunny:
I can't wait to capture everything! Smile!

Plucky Duck:
Ooh! My turn! Get my good side. I mean, they're all technically my good side. Better find some light that does my classic good looks just it. There it is.

Buster Bunny:
We better hustle up. I don't want to miss one minute of the Bugs Bunny retrospecter! SOLD OUT?!?!?!

Hamton J. Pig:
The best to Acme Loo won't be back in four more hours and our plans just got ruined! Okay. I can handle this.

Plucky Duck:
Never would have happened if I was in charge. Oh. That's a fantastic name for my one duck show.

Sweetie Bird:
We're not wasting a beautiful day in the city! Let the Street-Bird show you around.

Hamton J. Pig:
Are you sure it's safe?

Sweetie Bird:
"Is it safe"? Absolutely.

Construction Pigeon:
Tweet-Tweet, Beautiful!

Sweetie Bird:
[angrily glares at the Construction Pigeon] SHUT YOUR BEAK, YOU FLYING GARBAGE!!!

Construction Pigeon:
Hey, hey! Easy, easy! Was just saying a friendly hello!

Sweetie Bird:
Aw, yeah?! You say "hello" to your mother with that mouth?!

Construction Pigeon:
Yeah...

Sweetie Bird:
Heh. [snaps her fingers] See? I know how to handle the city. Just gotta look out for the creeps.

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Hamton J. Pig:
(stutters) That’s all folks!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bugs Bunny:
Great job up there, kids!

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added 9 months ago

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