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Grace: Oh, my God - you don't want a designer, you want my baby! Marilyn: Well, maybe if you don't over-react, they'll want both. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: C'mon, I know just the place. Let's go. Will: Fine. I can't wait to see what filthy, depraved hellhole you're taking me to. Karen: As long as there's a drag queen calling out Bingo numbers, I'm happy. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Grace: I am so, so sorry. James: No, I'm sorry. I got angry with you, but you were right, it was just an accident. So, I'm here to say... can we try again? Grace: [aghast] What? Are you out of your mind? I slept with your son and your father, and you forgave me. I pooped your apartment to death, and you forgave me. But now I violated a porpoise, got you fired, and ended a species! James: And I forgive you. [she slaps him] Grace: What is wrong with you? James: I think I'm falling for you! Grace: Well, raise your standards, man! I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I can't be with someone who has such terrible taste in women. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Phil: Will, this is for you. [hands him a bottle of wine] Karen told me you were a big, bold, complex guy - like this Cabernet. Karen: Don't forget fruity and gives you a headache. Phil: And Grace. [hands her a bouquet of flowers] Here's something beautiful and delicate, like yourself. Karen: Don't forget slightly wilted and covered in bees. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Karen: Honey, thank God you called! Grace: Karen, what's wrong? Karen: I don't know where I am! It's so dark. I think I hear a seagull, and a foghorn... Will: Karen, hang on! Will: We're going to trace this call. Karen: Ha-ha, busted! Leave a message! [phone message beeps] Grace: I fell for that yesterday. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dexter Murphy: So, I'll get right to it, Mr. McFarland - how do you plan on keeping an iconic institution like CoCo's open without Coco? Jack: Oh, they'll still come. I'm not changing anything. We're just under new management. The bar is transitioning - like half our patrons. Dexter Murphy: [offended] Do you think people who are transitioning are funny? Jack: Oh, God, no! They have no sense of humor! – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Grace: Why would Phil go through all this? That's what I don't get. Will: The money. They're always after the money. Grace: Yeah, but he's so handsome, though. You'd think he could get money out of women without killing them. I mean, that body, after 40... I'd give him my debit card. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: Once again, it's my mother's birthday, and I have no idea what to get her. Grace: Just don't try to be cute. One year, I told my mother I was her gift, and she asked if I came with a receipt. Jack: You thought that was cute? – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Karen: I've gotta get my ring back. Stan gave it to me the night we bought our first election. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Will: Good morning. Welcome to our gender reveal breakfast. It's a big moment. We are one prick away from finding out on of the most important... Jack: Yeah, can we move this along? Lots to do today. Will: Sorry, we are two pricks away from finding out. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Grace: Hello, this is Grace Adler. I'm a patient of Dr. Sapirstein's and I'm calling to find out the gender of my baby. Nurse Sheila: Yeah, you're gonna wanna check between the legs. If it's an outie, it's a boy. If it's an innie, it's a girl. And if it's both, please take a picture and send it to me - I've always wanted to see one of those. Grace: No, I'm pregnant. Nurse Sheila: Okay, well then, you're a girl. Does that help? – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Will: I say this with love, but sometimes living with you is like being stuck in an episode of I Love Lucy. Grace: Well yeah, because I'm the kooky redhead everyone loves, and you're the guy who overreacts to every little thing I do. Will: If you're comparing me to Ricky, I'll take that as a compliment. He was always my favorite. Grace: That's because you had a crush on him. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Grace: Look at me! I went as Lucy last year for Halloween. Jack: So did I. Will: Grace also attempted a "Slutty Lucy" in college that ended in tears. Jack: So did I. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: You know, Blattsville Creamery named a flavor of ice cream after Karen. Will: Ooh, does it taste like gin, or blood? Karen: Both. It's a swirl. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Will and Grace have decided to buy a house together] Grace: Wait, wait - what if one of us meets someone? Will: We'll figure that out. And then, y'know, I'll move in with him. Grace: Why are you the one who meets someone? Will: It's not me, it's society. I mean, you're a gassy woman over 40 with a kid. The odds aren't great. Grace: This is Upstate New York - I'm, like, a 9 here! People don't even think I'm pregnant! – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Karen: Honey, I have connections. I can get him a part. Jack: Fantastic! But wait - if you have connections, why have you never gotten me a part? Karen: Honey, I said I had connections, not superpowers. – Will & Grace, Season 7 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: If you were worried we'd cancel our dinner, why didn't you just say so? Karen: Well, I'm a proud woman, Jackie. It's not easy for me to talk about my feelings. Plus, I'm high most of the time, so there's that. – Will & Grace, Season 8 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Grace: This auction looks great. Oh, a gay cruise to Key West! I want that. [pause] Who am I kidding? A boat full of hot gay guys and an open bar... I might as well put on a bathing suit and start crying now. – Will & Grace, Season 8 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Rosario: [to Karen] I'd wring your neck, but I don't want to be standing in a puddle of gin. – Will & Grace, Season 7 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Karen: You're cute - and I usually find redheads hideous. So tell me, does the carpet match the drapes? Tom: I don't know. I've got wood floors. – Will & Grace, Season 7 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: I dunno, Karen, Rosario's color is a little off... although, what color is she supposed to be? Karen: I ordered her in Hunter Green, but she's faded. – Will & Grace, Season 7 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Vince: Ah, geez, I got papaya on my cuff! Dad was right, I can't have nice things! – Will & Grace, Season 7 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marilyn: [to Will] Ooh, that face. I'm kvelling. I learned that from Billy Crystal. He taught us so many things. Tuchus... plotzing... Well, so long, my little faygeleh. – Will & Grace, Season 7 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Grace: Man, that was a great nap. What did I miss? Will: Tuesday. – Will & Grace, Season 8 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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