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[Amanda has been given Fey's dog.] Amanda: Suddenly I'm a caregiver. That is so not who I am. Marc: It's true. You're a bit of a monster on the inside. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marc: [to Amanda] Okay, can we forget about your father and focus on your mother and what being Fey Sommers' daughter will get us, and by us I mean you, and by you I mean me. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: Those are the DNA results. Daniel: So... um, how many times you think we... Amanda: A lot... But just remember: if your dad’s DNA does match mine, we’re only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten. Daniel: Okay, that actually made sense to me... Oh, my God. You are so my sister! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Gio: [to a model] Okay, chicken and cheese special on a baguette, no cheese, no chicken, no baguette. I just sold her a plate of lettuce for seven bucks! Betty: Yes, but that's for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so really it's a bargain! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Betty: So, you're new. What happened to Robert? Gio: I think he inherited money. Or got arrested. I don't know what happened. There was a lawyer and cash involved. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: [to Amanda] When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled—until she found out she was pregnant. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Prof. Bennett: If you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. If you fail, you'll have something to write about. If you succeed, your troubles will be over! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marc: What year were you born? Amanda: 1991. Marc: You're 16? Amanda: 1992. Marc: Other way. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: Friends do not let friends wear glitter before noon! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Christina: I'm going to put your profile on Bachelocity.com. Betty: Internet dating? Why don't you just chop me into pieces yourself and cut out the middleman? – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: You and him? Marc: Why not? He's a 9, I'm an 8. Amanda: He's a 10, you're a 6. Marc: You're a bitch, I'm a 7! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Betty: Henry, please. Stop... stop being so nice. You're not making this any easier. Henry: Well, what am I supposed to do? Betty: I don't know. Kick a puppy, or knock over a midget. Henry: I think the more considerate term is "little person." – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Wilhelmina walks in carrying William, who starts crying when Betty says hi to him] Wilhelmina: Thank you, Betty. That'll be worth at least ten years of therapy. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Daniel: I can't believe Wilhelmina Slater uses a dating service. Wilhelmina: Well, Marc doesn't fulfill all of my needs. God knows he's given it the old college try. Daniel: Well, I guess it just shows you everyone gets lonely. Wilhelmina: I'm not lonely. I'm horny! Harmony: Your first course is oysters on the half shell. They're an aphrodisiac... not that you need one. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marc: [about Connor] Oh, my God, you like him! Wilhelmina: Don't be ridiculous! Marc: Willie, you saluted him! You haven't saluted anyone since Cheney. You have fallen for him like everyone else here! Wilhelmina: I don't fall for anyone, Marc! I am not like those other women out there, ruled by their emotions. Marc: Willie, it's okay to feel something. Wilhelmina: No, it's not. Not when it gets in the way of ambition. How do you think I got this far? Now, I've had my momentary lapse of judgment, but that is over now. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: Marc, are you punishing me because I said I don't approve of gay marriage? I only meant that for unattractive gays, and Cliff is really growing on me. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: I know you're still hung up on Molly. Don't bother denying it. Connor: I learned that Molly is seeing someone, and, yes, it bothered me. But I've moved on. Wilhelmina: Have you? Connor: It's over. Wilhelmina: You can say that. You might even believe it. But deep down, I know you're just like me. You don't want to lose. Connor: Willie— Wilhelmina: Connor, I want you—all of you or nothing. Wilhelmina Slater does not play second fiddle to anyone. And she doesn't beg, for anyone. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: [after learning she has been seated in the second row at Fashion Week] How could this happen? Have I changed? Have I gone soft? Marc: No. You're still as horrible and evil as the day that Satan himself placed you in your mother's arms. Wilhelmina: Oh, darling, that's sweet. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marc: Willie, as much as I love watching fired employees scamper off sad and barefoot... are you okay? Wilhelmina: What mood do you think I should be in, Marc? The company's on the brink of collapse. Connor ran off with all the money! Marc: Yeah... Hey, Willie, he did break your heart a little bit, right? Wilhelmina: Don't be ridiculous. Connor Owens is a thief. Nothing more than that to me. Just another disappointing, useless male. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: My sex IQ is crazy high. I'm like the Einstein of sex. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: I have a pornographic memory. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Tyler: I was conceived at a rehab facility. I, uh, guess I was destined to be an alcoholic. [chuckles] Claire: I don't think we should joke about that. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilheldiva Hater: You're meaner than any version of you I could ever do. Wilhelmina: Well, I could make an effort to be liked, but I'd rather be hated than inconvenienced. However, if you stick around and shave again, seems I could have it all. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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