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Jonas:
I would appreciate it, if in front of our friends (gesturing to Bob and Kim) you will tell me why you doubt my word? I mean, am I known as a man of my word?

Molly:
Not when it comes to housework.

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Jonas:
Seeking glory was Napoleon's downfall.

Sgt. Coots:
And those claim not to, lie.

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Bob:
(putting the lucky charm away) Just trying to keep the missus happy.

Jonas:
Keep your team happy. Next time I see you packing crap instead of ammunition I'll strip you naked and start from stratch.

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(Kim lands a job at a radio station)

Radio Host:
(Notices a gun in Kim's purse) You have a gun.

Kim:
You want to reconsider that advance? Bob got me a permit for it.

Radio Host:
Is it loaded?

Kim:
Well it's silly to carry it otherwise. Offends your sensibilities?

Radio Host:
I don't believe in them, I'm more the poetic type.

Kim:
You don't find a pistol poetic? You ever heard of "Poetic Justice"?

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Secretary of State:
(to Bob) Daniel, you just screwed yourself out of a military career. We will go forward as planned; you will get me to this meeting and once we get back to the plane, I will see to your dishonorable discharge; personally

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Jonas:
advice to cancel a Government meeting is ignored)

Kayla:
Why would-

Jonas:
The Secretary of State ignore our advice? Well okay, because A: to skip this meeting would threaten a fledgling democracy in Africa, and would weaken our position in the region.

Kayla':
And B?

Jonas:
Because the man fancies himself a cowboy.

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(After finding Bob at the widow's house)

Bob:
Kim!

Kim:
A block from here, our daughter is sleeping, trusting in her bed.

Bob:
Kim...

Kim:
Stay away from me.

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(at the protest lecture)

Tiffy:
Somebody thinks I offended him, I suppose he can give me a call. He comes into my house in the middle of the night with a butcher knife, I'm gonna shoot him dead because I have a family to defend. Is this so foreign to your way of thinking?

Christine:
The bible says "Thou shalt not kill."

Tiffy:
Yeah, well I guess our opponents missed that part.

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Ryan:
(to Krinsman) I've got my friends, sir. I am perfectly content to have you as an enemy.

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Commander Shelov:
Why did Georgian forces and your American government work together? Perhaps you tell me.

Jonas:
Friend, I'm no policy-maker. I'm a soldier sent here to look for terrorists. (looks up at Shelov) Seen any? [Shelov tasers Jonas]

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Jonas:
Is that the real guy?

Mack:
What?

Jonas:
The real Zjhokar?

Mack:
Real as rain.

Jonas:
The man was Bin Laden fifteen years ago. What are you doing handing him back?

Mack:
It's what the other side wanted for Christmas.

Jonas:
The State Department know about this?

Brown:
No, but the Air Force does.

Mack:
Left them a present.

(They watch as a missile takes out the terrorists' jeep)

Jonas:
He didn't believe in Christmas anyway.

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Ryan:
Do I abort the mission?

Neil:
Let's not pretend here. You and I both know how this works. We manage up. Our job is to protect the people we work for.

Ryan:
And here I thought our job was to protect the country.

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Neil:
Oh, now don't pull that crap with me. I did three terms on the House Sub-Committee for Military Affairs.

Ryan:
Congressman Reynolds, right? Middle of Texas, wasn't it? 11th District?

Krinsman:
That is correct.

Ryan:
Any oil in those parts?

Neil:
What's that supposed to mean?

Ryan:
Let's just say I like to know who I work for.

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Congressman Gelber:
I'd like some answers.

Ryan:
Sir, my job and the job of my men is to protect and to defend the interests of this country, as determined by the executive branch. It is not my job to make nor to influence policy. If you disagree with specific mission objectives, I strongly suggest you address your concerns to someone higher in the chain of command.

Congressman Gelber:
So what you're saying is you're just gonna sit there all afternoon and stonewall.

Ryan:
Frankly, sir, yes sir, I am, sir.

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Ilona:
Why did this happen?

Bob:
Y is a crooked letter; nobody ever got it straight.

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Bob:
So, I just passed Selection?

Jonas:
You have now. (brief pause) Welcome to the Unit.

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Jonas:
Wait. Blue 6, what were today's instructions?

Bob/Blue 6:
Formation 0600 hours. Uniform, (huffs) boots, fatigues, 40-pound ruck sack. :meals: one MRE.

Jonas:
Stop. Repeat that last instruction.

Bob/Blue 6:
(After brief pause)

Meals:
one MRE.

Jonas:
You think that meant one MRE for the entire day, that we're trying to starve you?

Bob/Blue 6:
Yes, Sergeant Major.

Jonas:
(looks at Red 2) Red 2. Have you understood the instructions?

Red 2:
Yes, Sergeant Major.

Jonas:
Would you explain them to the other candidate?

Red 2:
One MRE for each meal – breakfast, lunch and dinner. That's three. (grins)

Jonas:
Well, you're wrong, Red 2 and you're out. Blue 6, you may proceed. (blows whistle)

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Jonas:
Repeat the lesson back to me.

Brown:
Best way to get yourself out of a jam: confess to something illegal, immoral, or embarrassing.

Jonas:
You're a quick study.

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Bob:
(laughing) Ryan asks what your wife would say if she knew. And Top said, "Well, sir, I'd tell her, 'Woman, now that's getting into my personal life. And you know how I like to keep my personal life separate from my married life.'"

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Charlotte:
(to Kim) Do you expect me to, in effect, explain myself to you?

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Bob:
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother in the Navy.

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Parker:
What the hell do you think you're doing?!

Private:
(standing quickly to attention) Taking a break, Sergeant!

Parker:
The hell you are! You will take a break when you are discharged from this service, killed in action or I say so, whichever comes first!

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Kim:
(looking at the jeep to be restored) Well?

Parker:
Restored, street legal, showroom fresh. Any man Jack in this man's army would fight to pay ten grand to take it home and call it Muffy.

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Jonas:
(to Molly about working for Blackthorn) You do what you have to but I ain't going to be your cheering squad.

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