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Omelet: To eat or not to eat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to share my eggs cooked light and fluffy, or to scarf down the whole thing myself. To share, or not to share. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Percy Pea: You guess where my ships are. Omelet (Jimmy Gourd): 2B? Percy Pea: Not 2B. Omelet: Drat. Uh your turn. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Sven: [sings] You guys go ahead. We'll catch uuuuuuuuup! Otar: Uh, Sven? You don't have to sing. Sven: [sings] But it's a muuuuuusicaaaaaaal! Otar: Yeah, I know, but you don't have to sing every line in a musical. Talking's okay too. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Sven: [sings] If Olaf finds ooouuuttt, you'll be in biiiig troooouuuuubllllle! Otar: Uh, you can just talk. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Olaf (Mr. Nezzer): [as the storm rolls in] Why, that little viking is in big trouble! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Olaf: [sings] What do you think you're doing? Lyle (Junior): I was... Olaf: [sings] Giving them stuff back? Lyle: Um, yeah? Olaf: [sings] Now, there's a storm a-brewing and you're the one that's under attack! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Pa Monk: [after he sees Lyle pummeled in by big waves] Aahh! Lyle's in trouble! We gotta help him. Where's the life ring? Pea Monk: Right there. Pa Monk: Hang on, Lyle! [throws] Help is on the way! [notices life ring still there besides him] Huh? What did I throw? [Pa has thrown the pea monk, who screams as he flies into the ocean.] – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Sven (Larry): [sings] I need to go to the baaaaaathrooooooom! Otar (Bob): Uh Sven, you can stop singing now. Sven: Oh. Right. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Otis: Ahh! I can't see! [Because of this, he gets hit in the face by Duke's pie, sending him flying off his horse and across the field.] Maammaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! [He lands with a thud. A surprised Novak watches as the crowd cheers for Duke.] Duke: We'll be family, Petunia. And I'll take care of you forever. Petunia: [giggles] Family? Forever? – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
God: And lastly your wings. You know what they're for. But not just to fly, son. I want you to soar! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Larry: [singing] Whether whether whether whether, whether you like it or not. Weather weather weather weather, weather is cold warm and hot. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
St. Patrick: So you see, God is like a shamrock. People: Oh great shamrock, you are powerful St. Patrick: No no no! This is simply a metaphor. People: Oh great metaphor.... St. Patrick: No no no no! God is like a shamrock. Because He is God the father, God the son and God the holy ghost. One God, three persons. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Telephone busy signal sound effect coming from Bob's phone] Woman's voice on recording: If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up and then dial your operator. Bob: Larry? Larry! Oh no, he must have ran out of quarters. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[after Qwerty steamed up and broke down] Bob: What happened?! Larry: Qwerty! You okay?! Lutfi: [pops up] Sorry. Bob: Lutfi, what did you do?! Lutfi: Lutfi fits into tiny places. Bob: You killed Qwerty! Lutfi: Oh, no, I did not kill him. I just made him sputter in smoke, but there is a difference. Bob: Well, we're gonna have to get him repaired and we need a verse now! What are we gonna do? Lutfi: Lutfi might be teensy weensy, but he is a great big helper who knows his scripture memory verses! Larry: Memory verses? Lutfi: Oh, yes. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Petunia: Whoops, [laughs] missed the door. Duke (Larry): Bye, I got my hat now. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Otis: You are lucky Duke, but watch out for yourself this time! Duke: No Otis! I'm going to look out for someone else first! That's true love! Otis: That's crazy! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Minnesota: [calling Martin (Bob)] Martin? Martin? Martin: I'm here, Cuke! What's wrong? Did you get a haircut? Minnesota: Never mind that! Where's the park guy? Martin: Huh? He was here a second ago. I guess he slipped out. Tell me! What's going on? Minnesota: Good, he wouldn't want to hear this anyway. It's bad news, Martin. Martin: Would you just tell me already? Minnesota: He was here, Martin! And he's after the brush! Martin: Who? Minnesota: Professor Rattan! Martin: Okay. Now, don't panic, Minnesota. Remember, he's a bully. We can deal with him. Minnesota: Just a bully?! He's more than that! He's my enemy! Martin: Calm down. The Bible says we should love our enemies. Minnesota: Love?! Love our enemies?! Martin: Everybody can't go around all the time trying to get even. That would leave the whole world in a mess. Let's just figure out what to do next. Minnesota: I'll tell you what we're gonna do, Martin. I'm gonna get that brush first, and I'm gonna use its power to defeat all the bullies in the world! I'm gonna teach them a lesson they'll never forget! Martin: But, Minnesota! Minnesota: See ya in the funny papers, Martin. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Toto: Randalf! I know why the elders sent me here! They want me to help! [Scaryman (Scallion #1) captures Toto and puts his sword in front of him.] Scaryman: Good thought, but wrong! Randalf (Mr. Nezzer): Scaryman! Scaryman: The elders sent you here because I told them to. Randalf: What? Toto: What? Scaryman: Everyone has something they're sure they can't live without. [looks at the Fellowship] For some, it's fame or fortune, [looks at Ahem] for others, a life of ease. For a certain ancient tree, it happens to be jewels, something of which I have in abundance. Randalf: You bribed them? Scaryman: Yes. They got what they want, and I get what I want. Ha! Use your gift to help people, how quaint! I hope you've learned your lesson, boy. Life is short. If you have a gift, use it for yourself before you've lost it and it's too late. [Scaryman pushes Toto aside and takes the bean.] Scaryman: Ha! Too late! [laughs evilly] Billboy: You're wrong, Scaryman! Scaryman: What? Who said that? Billboy: You're wrong, Scaryman! Scaryman: Who- Show yourself! Where are you? [Billboy charges at Scaryman and knocks him to the ground. He catches the bean.] Toto: Uncle Billboy! Randalf: Billboy? Billboy: Hello, Toto! [[Scaryman tries to reach for his sword, but Ear-A-Corn (Larry) blocks it from him.] Ear-A-Corn: Not so fast, scary guy! Scaryman: Sporks, save me! [The Other Elf (Jerry), who's with the sporks, shakes his head.] Spork: Cookie man say no! Scaryman: Oh, bother. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ahem (Mr. Lunt): [as he chases Toto (Junior) for the bean] It's mine, I tell you! It's mine! Give it to me! Give it back! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Billboy (Archibald): Today is my twelvety-twoth birthday. 122 years is too short a time to live among such fine folk. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Gourdon: Aw, this is lame. I don't even like this lousy, old playground. I'm going home to play video games. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Percy Pea: [to Lil' Pea, after Gourdon threatens to pound the kids] Have you ever been pounded? Lil' Pea: A cousin of mine was. He's soup now. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Butterbun (Scooter the Carrot): Your special just the way God made you. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Minnesota (Larry): First, a chocolate Malta. Julia (Petunia): Malt. Minnesota: Right. Chocolate. Julia: No, it's malt. Not Malta. Minnesota: What? Julia: Malt is a desert, Malta is an island. Minnesota: But with an Italian accent, they're both the same. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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