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London:
Don't you love what I've done to the place?

Mr. Moseby:
(behind a wall) Don't you think people are gonna have trouble finding the check-in desk?

London:
If they do, you can just ring the chimes like this. (rings chimes) Check in over here!

Mr. Moseby:
(wearing a large robe) I have issues with this outfit. Well, there is no place to put my wallet and I'm feeling an uncomfortable breeze!

Maddie:
London, I have a little situation at the candy counter.

London:
What's the situation?

Maddie:
It's outside and I'm freezing to death!

London:
Well, that's because you've got your summer kimono on, silly.

Maddie:
Why can't I wear my old uniform?

London:
Because it's in disharmony with the lobby.

Maddie:
I'm not even in the lobby!

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Mr. Forgess:
Well, I think you guys really got to understand the theme of the play.

Zack:
Girls stink.

Cody:
Never work with your brother.

Bob:
I should've gone with the oboe.

Mr. Forgess:
Close enough.

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Cody:
It's International Week at school, and I've learned to say things in ten different languages!

Zack:
And I've learned to snore in ten different languages.

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Carey:
You have to figure out what you're going to do.

Zack:
Don't worry. I've got International Day covered.

Carey:
Bringing in a slice of Swiss cheese doesn't count.

Zack:
What if I put it on a German kaiser roll?

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London:
Boy, am I tired. I've been working all day.

Maddie:
On your history paper?

London:
No, I have people for that. I've been going through my old clothes. I'm getting rid of them. Oh, look. Here's the outfit I wore on the plane going to Paris last weekend. And here's the outfit I wore getting off the plane.

Maddie:
I've been wearing the same socks for a week.

London:
Oh, I thought that smell was seaweed cookies.

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Carey:
Boys, why is there a woman with a fish at the door?

Zack:
Mori-san.

Kumiko:
Hi.

Cody:
We invited our friend over for dinner. She's a famous singer from Japan.

Carey:
Oh, yes! You're performing at the Nakamura Convention. I'm also a singer.

Kumiko:
Oh, you famous, too? Singing in front of lots of people making lots of money.

Zack and Cody:
No.

Carey:
My fan club.

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Mr. Moseby:
Zack. Cody. Where's Kumiko!

Zack:
I only tell you if you promise not to get angry.

Mr. Moseby:
I promise.

Cody:
Zack lost her at school.

Zack:
I think he's angry.

Mr. Moseby:
How do you lose a woman!

Cody:
You forget to cherish her.

Carey:
Aw, and that's why your my special little man.

Mr. Moseby:
The Nakamori executives are expecting a brilliant japanese singer less than an hour and what am I to do?

Cody:
Mom's a brilliant singer.

Mr. Moseby:
And there's just one problem, she's not japanese.

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Kumiko:
(to Zack as she is chopping a fish) Don't worry. As a sign of respect, I will save the eyeballs for Mommy.

Carey:
(scared) Oh goody.

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Cody:
I don't think Harvey's right for Mom. And you're just happy because he's rich.

Zack:
Ta-ta, no! I-I-I think he's a kind, caring man who — who happens to have a mansion with five bathrooms. We could all go at once, and still have one toilet left over!

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Cody:
Our fridge is the size of R2D2!

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St. Silvia's Player:
I just always wanted to meet the dumbest heiress in Boston.

London:
Excuse me.

St. Silvia's Player:
(slowly) Was I speaking too fast?

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After London power slams the ball in the girl's face

London:
(slowly) Did I hit it too hard?

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Cody:
Esteban, now you have enough money to pay for your little sister's quinceañera.

Esteban:
Oh, yes. And I would like to thank everyone from the heart of my bottom!

Zack:
Bottom of my heart.

Esteban:
That, too!

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Mr. Moseby:
Esteban, good news. I have booked the Boston Ballroom Dance Competition for here at the Tipton. Now, if your school takes first place, you'll get $1,000.

Esteban:
Oh, gracias, Mr. Moseby. You booked this to help me pay for my sister's quinceñiera.

Mr. Moseby:
No, I just wanted a trophy.

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Jessica and Janice:
Aw

Zack and Cody:
Yeah!

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Esteban:
[to the twins] So, little blonde peoples, to help me help my little sister, (begging) will you please take my ballroom dance class?

Zack:
We're into more manly sports.

Cody:
Yeah, we're more slam dunks then, grande jeté!

Zack:
And some of us are even to manly to say, let alone do, a grande jeté.

Jessica:
Actually, I adore ballroom dancing.

Janice:
Me too. It's so romantic.

Jessica:
Really romantic.

Zack and Cody:
(cheerfully turn to Esteban) SIGN US UP!!

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Jessica:
Zack, your theory of the origin of the universe is fascinating.

Janice:
Really fascinating.

Cody:
Ok, I can't take this, the theory of the universe is the string theory, not the string cheese theory.

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Zack:
Jessica, you're leading again.

Jessica:
I'm leading because you're hesitating.

Zack:
Well, I'm hesitating because you keep critising me.

Jessica:
I'm criticzing you because you're not doing it right.

Zack:
I'm not doing it right because you're yelling.

Jessica:
You're the one who's yelling. (turns away from each other)

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Jessica:
Ow! You stepped on me again!

Zack:
I stepped on you because your foot is not supposed to be there.

Jessica:
That's where you lead me!

Zack:
Ha! It'd be easier to lead a donkey!

Janice:
Why are being so rude to my sister?

Zack:
Oh, like it's my fault she pushes me around like a bulldozer.

Jessica:
(gasps) I will not be spoken to that way!

Janice:
No, we won't!

(Janice & Jessica start to leave)

Cody:
Wait, that was a compliment.

Janice:
How?

Cody:
I have no idea.

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(When Carey, London, and Lance show up for Esteban's ballroom dance lessons)

Esteban:
What are you all doing here?

Carey:
Cody said you were teaching dance and we couldn't wait to learn from the great Esteban.

Esteban:
So he told you I was desperate for money and you took pity on me.

Carey:
Pretty much.

Esteban:
And I'm okay with that.

Carey:
Okay!

London:
Ooh, sign me up, too! I have a whole closet full of ballroom dancing clothes I finally get to wear, then throw out.

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Leo:
(coughing) Is this the ballroom dance class?

Esteban:
Oh, yes, it is. Are you here to enroll?

Leo:
Yes. My doctor told me I needed some exercise, but my nurse Shannon won't let me chase her around the living room anymore. (starts crying) I'll be all right.

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Moseby:
(trying to touch Arwin's red button on his machine that will try to stop the hawk) What's that-

Arwin:
No don't touch that! Woo. I put it there to look cool.

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Moseby:
(to Zack and Cody) I'll get both of you and your little hawk too!

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Cody:
(to Moseby) We'll report you to the TGATPPWSHA.

Moseby, Zack:
The what?

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