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Scooter: I-I was just in my star's dressing room, and I saw the most ghoulish, fiendish-looking face in the closet! Hilda: That was me, clown! And I was hanging up the wardrobe. – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Kermit: That was great! And, you are just wonderful, Valerie! I tell you, you are going out on that stage a star, but you are gonna be coming back a chorus girl, right? – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Kermit the Frog: This go-fer's about to become a gone-fer. – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Sam the Eagle: If you are like me, and you certainly must be, you are appalled and shocked at the weird, unnatural things going on tonight. – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Rowlf the Dog: You think that's bad? For the first three months of my life there was a newspaper strike! – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Nurse Piggy: It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him. Doctor Bob: Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago. – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Think of the safety. Think of the sense of well-being. And, at last, your family can be protected from the heartbreak of gorilla invasion. – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Miss Piggy: Kermit, dear, did you know that every time we have a beautiful girl on this show, you forget about me? Kermit: Yeah, well, we could have a seal act on this show, Piggy, and I might forget about you. – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Fozzie: Would you lend me a fiver till pay day? I gotta pay my writer, the legendary 'Gags' Beasley. Kermit: The legendary 'Gags' comes pretty cheap, doesn't he? Fozzie: Well, we worked out a great deal. Kermit: You pay him by the line? Fozzie: No, I pay him by the laugh. Kermit: Oh, then he owes you money. – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Kermit: ...and so, that means our show tonight will be a real bang up affar- Crazy Harry: Did somebody say bang? Kermit: Uh, no. [gets blown into Statler and Waldorf's box] – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Fozzie: My cousin is so dumb, he thinks eggs Benedict is a Mafia gangster! Kermit: I've seen cheeseburgers funnier than that! Fozzie: [clobbers him with a rubber chicken] What do you think, eh? Too subtle? – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bessie: (on roller coaster) Sir! I think someone left their chewed up hot dog pieces in... – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bessie: I have rights! I demand to ride this ride! (she notices the man isn't listening) Come on, Happy, lets go ride the stupid teacups! – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bessie: Please, sir. I need this! – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bessie: You better take a mind picture, ladies because, this is a day we will never forget! – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bessie: (on torture rack at museum, noticing a crowd is watching her) Oh, hello people! Just... you know, stretching the old legs! – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Roller Operator: Look, if you're not going to offer me any of your fries, stop talking about them. – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bessie: (after man rips off her Japanese shirt) Please! Please, you can't dismantle my national custom! – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bessie: Now remember, Happy, we are from Japan, we are from Japan. – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bessie: [smelling something stinky; disgusted] Ugh. Penny! Penny: It wasn't me! It was the couch. Bessie: (pulls baby out of couch) Oh, boy! A bonus baby! Penny': And I found a peanut. [sucks the peanut up her nose and eats it] – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Penny: I'm flying! My father was wrong! – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Hippie: (flying through air after being knocked off his bike by Bessie) Wow! It's happening! I'm flying! My father was wrong! – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Portia: I just feel like, I'm having a really pretty week right now. I feel so pretty! – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bessie: (vomits after riding roller coaster) Awesome! – The Mighty B! Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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