Professor:
Gee, Bubbles, I don't know.
Bubbles:
Professor, please?
Professor:
Well, I suppose I could try and turn him into a unicorn using the transmorgrifying ray I just happened to finish this afternoon, but it hasn't been properly tested.
Bubbles:
Professor, he needs this. I NEED THIS!!!!
Professor:
Well, it's up to you, Donny. Is there something you want to try?
Donny:
As long as my BFF Bubbles says it's a good idea, I am down. [fist pumps Bubbles] Completely trust you, brah.
Professor:
I've detailed you a comprehensive list of possible risks and side effects from this procedure.
Donny:
Okay.
Professor:
I need you to be aware of all the consequences.
Donny:
Yep!
Professor:
This is your body, and it's a serious choice.
Donny:
Got it!
Professor:
Thoroughly weigh your options.
Donny:
Uh-huh.
Professor:
As you read through this document in it's entirety.
[Donny gets out of a very long contract]
Donny:
Eh, I skimmed it.
[He signs the contract with a horseshoe mark on the signature line; Cut to the lab]
Donny:
This is gonna be the best day of my life! Thank you Bubbles!
Bubbles:
You're welcome, Donny!
Professor:
All right, girls, vision-safety time.
[They put on their welding helmets, and the Professor zaps Donny with the transmorgrifying ray. As they took off their welding helmets, Donny has huge bunny ears]
Donny:
So? How beautiful am I?
Professor:
Um, well...
Bubbles:
You look very majestical.
Buttercup:
Honestly, that's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
Donny:
Oh, man. I feel different already. [Huge sharp teeth grew out of his mouth] AAH!
[He starts to mutate into a monster]
Bubbles:
Um, Professor?
Donny:
BUBBLES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
Professor:
Best two out of three?
Donny:
NO!!! [He destroys the transmorgrifying ray] I HATE SCIENCE!!! [He storms out of the lab and wanders into the city]
Bubbles:
Wait! Donny, come back! [She flies after Donny]
Buttercup:
Okay. Now it's as bad I thought it was gonna be.
Professor:
How could you hate science?
Blossom:
That's what you got out of that?
