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Sue:
Hi, Mrs. Jacobs. I'm here to talk to you about...

Mrs. Jacobs:
Are you a new student?

Sue:
No. I'm Sue. Sue Heck.

The Middle, Season 2  Show Quote

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Frankie :
In some cities, cars are status symbols, but out here in the middle, it's sensible people with sensible cars.

Axl :
Ta-da!

Mike :
What is this? Your tired of getting eight miles a gallon, you wanted four?

Axl :
I'm a bus driver!

Frankie :
Wow. So, when did this happen?

Axl :
Well, you guys have been pressuring me to get a job, so I got a job

Frankie :
What do you mean? We didn't pressure you. We haven't said a word since you've been home from Europe

Axel :
I know, which is actually more annoying than when you say something. You guys are always sharing looks

Frankie :
We don't share looks [scoffs]

Axl :
Ok. I get it. I'm not an irresponsible college kid anymore, so now, I am a contributing member of society with a job and a salary, but I don't get paid for two more weeks, so I need you to spot me a $20. Oh, my god! You're doing it again!

Mike :
Look, Axl, we're very proud that you got a job and, frankly, more than a little relieved, but you worked hard to get yourself a business degree

Axl :
I know! That's the whole point of this sweet gig. I am free to go on interviews in the business world

Mike :
You're going on interviews with your little hairdo there?

Axl :
Oh, my god. Step into the twenty-teens, grandpa. They're not gonna judge me on my hair, but I wish they would. You know how much disciple it took... to grow this thing out

The Middle, Season 9  Show Quote

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Ben:
[hopeful] Every superhero needs a sidekick!

Bessie:
I'm not the Mighty B yet, Ben, I still have 4,584 badges to go!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
H- Hi. My name is Bessie Higgenbottom. And Happy sends his sincere regrets....but we have mutually decided to part ways....as...committed......and caring friends.

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

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Bessie:
And...he...(her eyes tearing)...is no longer......my dog. (runs off-stage)

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

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Roller Operator:
Keep your hands inside the car at all times, don't disengage the safety bar, you puke you clean it. Have a nice ride!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Portia:
I just feel like, I'm having a really pretty week right now. I feel so pretty!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
[smelling something stinky; disgusted] Ugh. Penny!

Penny:
It wasn't me! It was the couch.

Bessie:
(pulls baby out of couch) Oh, boy! A bonus baby!

Penny':
And I found a peanut. [sucks the peanut up her nose and eats it]

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

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Portia:
If babysitting Gwen's little brothers right now while me and Gwen go to the store is your dream, who are we to stand in your way?

Bessie:
Exactly! I think.

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Penny:
[nervous about babysitting] Bessie, maybe we shouldn't.... There are four of them, and two of us. We're outnumbered three to one!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

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Bessie:
(on roller coaster) Sir! I think someone left their chewed up hot dog pieces in...

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

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Bessie:
Now remember, Happy, we are from Japan, we are from Japan.

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
(after man rips off her Japanese shirt) Please! Please, you can't dismantle my national custom!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Roller Operator:
Look, if you're not going to offer me any of your fries, stop talking about them.

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
(on torture rack at museum, noticing a crowd is watching her) Oh, hello people! Just... you know, stretching the old legs!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
You better take a mind picture, ladies because, this is a day we will never forget!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
Please, sir. I need this!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
I have rights! I demand to ride this ride! (she notices the man isn't listening) Come on, Happy, lets go ride the stupid teacups!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
(vomits after riding roller coaster) Awesome!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
This is practice for the highly unlikely event that I might have a vomiting episode.

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
(shouting into mirror) Oh yeah! I can feel it! Who's tall enough!?! Who's tall enough?!? Yeah, that's right! Me!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

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Bessie:
Happy, if anything happens, I give you the hive. (turns to Ben) You can have my flip-flops.

Ben:
Yes!

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

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Bessie:
(hanging on jungle gym with Ben and Happy pulling her) Come on! Put your back into it! (the jungle gym falls on them) Ow.......

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bessie:
Bessie Higgenbottom reporting for duty! (trips)

The Mighty B!  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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