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Charlie Mackenzie:
[is served a huge cup of coffee] Excuse me miss, there seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large cappuccino. Hello?!

– So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

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Charlie Mackenzie:
I believe most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

– So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

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Charlie Mackenzie:
[after being asked by Harriet what he looks for in a woman] Most people say a sense of humor, but I'm gonna have to go with breast size.

– So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

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Charlie Mackenzie:
I care for Apple Jacks a great deal.

– So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

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Sugar Kane Kowalczyk:
I'm not very bright, I guess...just dumb. If I had any brains, I wouldn't be on this crummy train with this crummy girls' band...I used to sing with male bands but I can't afford it anymore...That's what I'm running away from. I worked with six different ones in the last two years. Oh, brother!...I can't trust myself. I have this thing about saxophone players, especially tenor sax...I don't know what it is, they just curdle me. All they have to do is play eight bars of 'Come to Me, My Melancholy Baby' and my spine turns to custard. I get goose pimply all over and I come to 'em...every time... That's why I joined this band. Safety first. Anything to get away from those bums...You don't know what they're like. You fall for 'em and you really love 'em - you think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin - and the next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on horses...Then one morning you wake up, the guy is gone, the saxophone's gone, all that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out. So you pull yourself together. You go on to the next job, the next saxophone player. It's the same thing all over again. You see what I mean? Not very bright...I can tell you one thing - it's not gonna happen to me again - ever. I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

– Some Like It Hot  Movie Quote

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Charles Halloway:
I know who you are. You are the autumn people. Where do you come from? The dust. Where do you go to? The grave.

Mr. Dark:
Yes. We are the hungry ones. Your torments call us like dogs in the night. And we do feed, and feed well.

Charles Halloway:
To stuff yourselves on other people's nightmares.

Mr. Dark:
And butter our plain bread with delicious pain. So, you do understand a little.

Charles Halloway:
You are known in this town. My father knew you.

Mr. Dark:
Your father? The preacher? That half-man?

Charles Halloway:
He lived on goodness.

Mr. Dark:
Tasteless fare. Funerals, bad marriages, lost loves, lonely beds. That is our diet. We suck that misery and find it sweet. We search for more always. We can smell young boys ulcerating to be men a thousand miles off. And hear a middle-aged fool like yourself groaning with midnight despairs from halfway around the world.

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Charles Halloway:
[quoting Shakespeare] By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

Mr. Dark:
Then rang the bells both loud and deep. God is not dead nor doth he sleep.

Charles Halloway:
The wrong will fail, the right prevail, with peace on Earth, goodwill to men.

Mr. Dark:
It's a thousand years to Christmas, Mr. Holloway.

Charles Halloway:
You're wrong. It's here, in this library tonight, and can't be spoiled.

Mr. Dark:
Did Will and Jim bring it with them on the soles of their shoes? Then, we shall have to scrape them.

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Mr. Dark:
[Clenching his fists until his hands bleed] I do want to know the truth, sir. The truth is, you are lying!

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Charles Halloway:
[to Will and Jim] Boys, what the hell is going on around here?

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Charles Halloway:
[to Mrs. Nightshade] For God's sake, go home! The man meeting you here isn't your husband!

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Charles Halloway:
[hearing a clock chime] Three o'clock. They call it the soul's midnight...

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Charles Halloway:
[to Will, who is crying] Tears, that's what they like! My God, how they like tears! Look, that's no way to save young Jim, Jump around, eh? Whoop and holler, Come on, look at me, eh? Look at me. I'm the great whooping crane. Whoop, whoop, whoop.

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Charles Halloway:
We gotta stop blaming sometime.

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
First of all, it was October, a rare month of boys; full of cold winds, long nights, dark promises. Days get short. The shadows lengthen. The wind warms in such a way, you want to run forever through the fields, because up ahead, ten thousand pumpkins lie waiting to be cut. It was the October of my 12th year when the seller of lightning rods came along the road toward Green Town, Illinois, sneaking glances over his shoulder. Somewhere not far back was a terrible storm. Even now, on those special autumn days, when the air smells like smoke, and the twilights are orange and ash gray, my mind goes back to Green Town, the place where I grew up. In my memory, I'm back on Main Street again, among the neighbors who gave me my first glimpses into the fearful needs of the human heart.

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
For my father, being old was all right now. He had freed himself from the shadows, and liberated our town. So, I think he knew on that bright morning, that he'd made a memory that would live as long as sons tell sons about fathers they love.

– Something Wicked This Way Comes  Movie Quote

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Richard Collier:
[To Finney] I have a question for you, sir. Is time travel possible?'

– Somewhere in Time  Movie Quote

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Richard Collier:
[Reading about Elise] One of the most revered actresses of the American stage, for many years, she was the theater's greatest box-office draw. Under the guidance of her manager William Fawcett Robinson, Elise McKenna was the first American actress to create a mystique in the public's eye. Never seen in public in her later years. Apparently without an offstage life, the absolute quintessence of seclusion.

– Somewhere in Time  Movie Quote

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Elise Mckenna:
The man of my dreams has almost faded now. The one I have created in my mind. The sort of man each woman dreams of, in the deepest and most secret reaches of her heart. I can almost see him now before me. What would I say to him if he were really here? "Forgive me. I have never known this feeling. I have lived without it all my life. Is it any wonder, then, I failed to recognize you? You, who brought it to me for the first time. Is there any way I can tell you how my life have changed? Any way at all to let you know what sweetness you have given me? There is so much to say... I cannot find the words. Except for these: I love you." Such would I say to him if he were really here.

– Somewhere in Time  Movie Quote

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William Fawcett Robinson:
[To Elise] Now, tomorrow night's performance. Remember, stay ahead of them. Keep the mystery, always mystery. Excess within control.

– Somewhere in Time  Movie Quote

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William Fawcett Robinson:
[To Richard] Do you actually believe that I have nurtured her, cared for her, molded, taught, developed her for all these years merely to groom a wife?! A star. Only someone with the limit awareness of your age could possibly conceive that my entire passion for this woman is no more than physical! Are you incapable of understanding that she has it within herself to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest actress of her generation?

– Somewhere in Time  Movie Quote

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Laura Roberts:
[seeing Elise return home] How is the play? Did you enjoy it? Are you all right?

– Somewhere in Time  Movie Quote

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Arthur Biehl:
[seeing Richard dying] Such a fine man. What a shame. I wonder what happened to him.

– Somewhere in Time  Movie Quote

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Johnny:
I wish I had a Laughing Place.

Ginny:
Me, too.

Uncle Remus:
What makes you think you ain't? Course you got a Laughing Place.

Johnny:
Really, Uncle Remus?

Ginny:
Really?

Remus:
Everybody's got one. The trouble is, most folks won't take time to go look for it.

Johnny and Ginny:
Where's mine?

Remus:
Well, now, that I can't exactly say. 'Cause where 'tis for one mightn't be where 'tis for another.

Johnny:
Come on, Ginny. Let's start looking.

– Song of the South  Movie Quote

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Uncle Remus:
Now, this here tale didn't happen just yesterday, nor the day before. 'Twas a long time ago. And in them days, everything was mighty satisfactual. The critters, they was closer to the folks, and the folks, they was closer to the critters, and if you'll excuse me for saying so, 'twas better all around.

– Song of the South  Movie Quote

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