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The sign outside the church on Druidia first reads:
"TODAY The royal wedding of Princess Vespa to Prince Valium TOMORROW BINGO"

Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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The sign outside the church on Druidia later reads:
"TODAY The royal wedding of Princess Vespa to Prince Valium TAKE TWO"

Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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The bumper sticker on Spaceball One reads:
"WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY"

Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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The bumper sticker on Eagle 5 reads:
"I [heart] URANUS"

Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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President Skroob's sheet reads:
"Spaceballs The Sheet"; yet another reference to film merchandising

Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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President Skroob's toilet paper roll reads:
"Spaceballs The Toilet Paper" on all the sheets.

Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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The license plate on Vespa's Mercedes reads:
"SPOIL'D ROTT'N 1"

Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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The towel seen when Lone Starr and Dark Helmet fight reads:
"Spaceballs the Towel"

Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Spartacus:
I'd rather be here, a free man among brothers, facing a long march and a hard fight, than the richest citizen in Rome: fat with food he didn't work for, and surrounded by slaves.

Spartacus  Movie Quote

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Spartacus:
We've traveled a long ways together. We've fought many battles and won many victories. Now, instead of taking ships to our homes across the sea, we must fight again once more. Maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do know that as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves.

Spartacus  Movie Quote

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Spartacus:
When a free man dies, he loses the pleasure of life. A slave loses his pain. Death is the only freedom a slave knows. That's why he's not afraid of it. That's why we'll win.

Spartacus  Movie Quote

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Spartacus:
Crixus always wanted to march on Rome. Now he doesn't have to. Rome has come to us.

Spartacus  Movie Quote

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Spartacus:
He'll come back. He'll come back, and he'll be millions!

Spartacus  Movie Quote

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Marcus Licinius Crassus:
If there was no Rome, I'd dream of her. If there were no gods, I'd revere them.

Spartacus  Movie Quote

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Marcus Licinius Crassus:
I promise you, a new Rome, a new Italy and a new empire. I promise the destruction of the slave army, and the restoration of order. I promise the living body of Spartacus for whatever punishment you may deem fit. That, or his head. This I have sworn, in the name of my fathers, in the temple that guards their bones.

Spartacus  Movie Quote

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Marcus Licinius Crassus:
I'm not after glory, I'm after Spartacus! And gentlemen, I mean to have him. However, this campaign is not about killing Spartacus. It is to kill the legend of Spartacus.

Spartacus  Movie Quote

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Mac:
Alright, gentlemen. What we have here are 13 passengers in an express elevator, below floor 30. Bomb's already taken out cables. Bomber wants $3 million, or he blows the emergency brakes.

Harry:
What's our clock?

Norwood:
He gave one hour. [checking his watch] That leaves us 23 minutes exactly.

Briggs:
Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling?

Jack:
Yeah, the basement.

Mac:
The city would like to avoid that event, Officer Traven.

Harry:
We can't just unload the passengers?

Mac:
This is an express elevator, gentlemen. The only way in or out is through access panels. The bomber's also wired the hatch to trigger the bomb, which seats him in the crazy but not stupid section.

Jack:
Sir, Harry volunteers to examine the device.

Harry:
[scoffs] Yeah, right.

Mac:
Fine. The two of you check it out.

Norwood:
The nearest access panel's on the 32nd floor in the lobby.

Mac:
I want reports only. We're in a holding pattern. Worthy and Briggs, I want you to secure the base area. No one in or out. Everyone else, I want you to affirm building evac. MOVE!

Speed  Movie Quote

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Jack:
Stop! LAPD! Get out of the car!

Tuneman:
Man, this is my car, I own this car, it's not stolen!

Jack:
[draws his gun] It is now. Move over!

Tuneman:
Fuck! Man, you scratch this puppy, and you and me are gonna have words, you understand?

Speed  Movie Quote

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Jack:
Miss, can you handle this bus?

Annie:
Oh, sure. It's just like driving a really big Pinto.

Jack:
I need to know. Can you handle this bus?

Annie:
I'm fine, I'm fine. Just tell me what the plan is. Is there a plan?

Jack:
Just for you to drive. We're okay for now. Just keep us above 50.

Annie:
Good plan. So, you're a cop, right?

Jack:
That's right.

Annie:
Well, I should probably tell you that I'm taking the bus because I had my driver's license revoked.

Jack:
What for?

Annie:
Speeding.

Speed  Movie Quote

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Jack:
[over phone] Where do we start?

Harry:
All right, check the speedometer. Has it been fucked with, or loosened, or any wires? See any wires, anything?

Jack:
[to Annie] Excuse me, ma'am. [looking under the speedometer] No, it's clean.

Annie:
Huh?

Harry:
All right, then it's gonna be under the bus. Probably it was rigged to one of the axles.

Jack:
I can't get under the bus right now, Harry. It's kind of in motion.

Helen:
Excuse me? Excuse me!

Jack:
Hold on.

Sam:
[gasping] There's an access panel... in the floor... underneath you, man.

Jack:
[opens the floor access panel] All right, Harry, we're in. Passenger relay. Sir. [hands the phone to Stephens] take this. I want you to tell him what I see. [looking through the hatch at the bomb] Okay, we got a wad! Pretty big!

Stephens:
There's a pretty big wad.

Jack:
Brass fittings...

Stephens:
Brass fittings.

Jack:
...I think I can reach the circuit wire.

Stephens:
He can reach the circuit wire.

Harry:
No! No, no! Don't! Don't do that! That's a decoy, classic.

Stephens:
That's a classic decoy.

Harry:
What else?

Stephens:
What else?

Jack:
Hold on.

Stephens:
Hold on.

[Looking further under the bus, Jack sees that the bomb is rigged to a gold wristwatch]

Jack:
Fuck me!

Stephens:
Oh, darn.

Jack:
[takes the phone back] Harry, there's enough C-4 on this thing to put a hole in the world.

Harry:
Okay, all right. Just stay calm. What else?

Jack:
Three triggers. One on the axle I can't really see, a cellular remote, and a timer running off a wristwatch.

Harry:
A watch? What kind of watch?

Jack:
Gold. Gold band, fairly cheesy.

Speed  Movie Quote

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Officer Barnette:
I don't get it.

Harry:
A watch is a shitty timer. Why use it? What's he sayin'?

Officer Barnette:
Lots of people have watches, Harry.

Harry:
This guy has no M.O. A bomber falls in love with one kind of bomb, and they're very monogamous. This guy uses C-4, dynamite, different trigger every time, and now he throws in this watch.

Officer Barnette:
He's an encyclopedia of bombs. He knows every kind.

Harry:
Yeah, and everything we do to dismantle it. [pause] Wait a minute. I want to look at the files for the last ten years.

Officer Barnette:
We did the mugshots already, it's not gonna help.

Harry:
No. I want to look at cops.

Speed  Movie Quote

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Jack:
Ma'am, you did very well. Actually, you were incredible. I've never seen driving like that.

Annie:
Annie.

Jack:
What?

Annie:
It's my name. Annie.

Jack:
Annie.

Annie:
As opposed to "ma'am". [smiles]

Jack:
Okay.

Annie:
So, why is all this happening? I mean, what did we do, bomb the guy's country or something?

Jack:
No, it's just a guy who wants money.

Annie:
I don't buy that. It's not a very good way to make money. So, um... what is this guy's deal?

Jack:
A while back, he held some people for ransom. It went sour, and now he's a little pissed at me.

Annie:
What does that have to do with us?

Jack:
Nothing. It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.

Annie:
What if you win?

Jack:
Then tomorrow we'll play another one.

Annie:
But I'm not available to drive tomorrow. Busy.

Speed  Movie Quote

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Mac:
Let's get these passengers off the bus.

Jack:
We can't do it, sir.

Mac:
There's no time for stunts, Traven. We gotta get these people out of harm's way.

Jack:
I got orders! We move these people, he'll see. [points to the news choppers overhead] Remember— crazy, not stupid.

Speed  Movie Quote

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Payne:
I think we have an understanding. But it looks on TV like you're trying to take those passengers off the bus.

Jack:
Look, you gotta let me have one.

Payne:
Now, we went over the rules.

Jack:
As an act of faith. We have an injured man here. The driver's been shot.

Payne:
Jack, now tell me you haven't been shooting the passengers. I thought it was customary for a police officer to, you know, shoot the bad guys. Huh?

Jack:
This man has no time.

Payne:
No one gets off!

Jack:
It'll grease the wheels with the money men if you show a little charity. There's still gonna be plenty of us to kill.

Payne:
Okay, son. You can try any unload the driver. You tell that wildcat behind the wheel not to slow down, though. Or he won't even get a chance to bleed to death. And Jack? Don't slip.

Speed  Movie Quote

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