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Karl Childers:
[on the phone] Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.

Sling Blade  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Doyle Hargraves:
Not that you two afflicted sumbitches know anything about this, but you're sitting in a crew cab dualie pickup. In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art.

Sling Blade  Movie Quote

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Doyle Hargraves:
You believe in the bible do ya Karl?

Sling Blade  Movie Quote

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Doyle Hargraves:
Well I can't understand none of it, this one begat this one, this one begat that one, begat, begat, lo and behold someone says some shit or another just how retarded are you?

Sling Blade  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Irwin Wayfair:
We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous.

Larry Benson:
How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard. The design is standard, the materials are standard, the mechanicals are standard. Even the... Oh.

Irwin Wayfair:
What's "Oh?"

Larry Benson:
What?

Irwin Wayfair:
You just said "Oh."

Larry Benson:
No, l said "Oh."

Irwin Wayfair:
Err, "Oh" like "That's interesting", or "Oh" like "We're screwed"?

Larry Benson:
No. l mean, hey, whoa, oh. Look, forget the "Oh." I'll go to Legal to start on the countersuit. Alright?

Irwin Wayfair:
The chips. That's the "Oh"!

Larry Benson:
Oh.

Irwin Wayfair:
Yeah. These micro-processing chips, what do they do and where did you get them from?

Larry Benson:
They, you know, micro-process. And they come from the land of "I Saved Your Job." Come on.

Irwin Wayfair:
[looks up the chips on his computer] They were designed for the Department of Defense. [shocked] You put munitions chips in toys?!

Small Soldiers  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ted Brooks:
I love blue cheese, and they hate it!

Snow Dogs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ted Brooks:
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Jack.

Snow Dogs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ted Brooks:
[after dreaming of his origins] I'm an Eskimo?!

Snow Dogs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ted Brooks:
Ted & Mom: Rupert, get off the phone!

Snow Dogs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ted Brooks:
Everything here's white. Including my FATHER!

Snow Dogs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ted Brooks:
[angrily] SHUT UP, CHESTER! I HATE YOU! WHEN I BOUGHT THIS CONDO, NO ONE TOLD ME A LITTLE RAT LIKE YOU LIVED NEXT DOOR! I'M SO SICK OF YOUR BARKING! [Finds a watering can and pours water on the dog]

Snow Dogs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Snow White:
Oh, what adorable little beds!  And look, they have their names carved on them.  "Doc", "Happy", "Sneezy", "Dopey"—[laughs]  What funny names for children!  …"Grumpy", "Bashful", and "Sleepy".  I'm a little sleepy myself.  [yawns, lies across three of the beds]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Evil Queen / Witch:
Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness, change my queenly raiment to a peddler's cloak. [finds the 'Peddler's Disguise Formula' in her book] "Mummy dust to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, an old hag's cackle. To whiten my hair, a scream of fright. A blast of wind, to fan my hate! A thunderbolt, to mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Evil Queen / Witch:
[disguised as a witch] When she breaks the tender peel, to taste the apple in my hand, her breath will still, her blood congeal. Then I'll be fairest in the land! [cackles, then pauses] But wait! There may be an antidote. Nothing must be overlooked. [looks through her book] Ah! Here it is! [reads the antidote aloud] "The victim of the Sleeping Death can be revived only by Love's First Kiss." [to herself] "Love's First Kiss…" [slams book shut] Bah! No fear of that. The dwarfs will think she's dead. She'll be buried alive! Cited in: Steve Zimmerman, Food in the Movies, 2d ed., 2009, p. 244

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

The Dwarfs: Heigh ho, heigh ho, It's home from/off to work we go!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stuart Mackenzie:
Give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stuart Mackenzie:
Look at the size of that boy's head. I’m not kidding. It's like an orange on a toothpick.

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stuart Mackenzie:
No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stuart Mackenzie:
Ooh, that was off-sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow!

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stuart Mackenzie:
We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 'S all right, he's just pissed.

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stuart Mackenzie:
May, turn off the Bay City Rollers! The soccer game is about to begin!

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stuart Mackenzie:
Heid! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about!

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stuart Mackenzie:
May, shut it!

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stuart Mackenzie:
[singing "Do You Think I'm Sexy" with bagpipes] If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, c'mon baby let me know! Haggis solo!

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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