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President Skroob:
One pod left and three of us, and I'm the president. Well boys it's a very lovely ship, I think you should go down with it. Goodbye. What the hell's the matter with this seat belt? AHHH! [referring to the bear that was already in the seat]

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Lone Starr:
Spaceballs? Forget it, too dangerous. Besides, I'm already numero uno on Dark Helmet's hit list.

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Lone Starr:
YOU listen! On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Lone Starr:
[Talking to Barf after King Roland calls them to rescue Vespa] We're not just doing it for money...We're doing it for a shitload of money!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Lone Starr:
[Talking on the Winnebago intercom to the passengers] Buckle up back there, we're going into..."Hyperactive"!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Lone Starr:
Listen, you royal...highness. Take only what you need to survive. [Later, we see Lone Starr and Barf carrying the whole 'Royal Highness' Matched Luggage' across the desert...]

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Lone Starr:
You know something, Princess? You're ugly when you're angry!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Barf:
[Indicating the suitcases] It's her royal highness's matched luggage!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Barf:
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Barf:
[After Vespa blows away a group of Spaceballs] Holy shit!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Barf:
Nice dissolve.

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Barf:
I'll have the cleavage, I mean the special.

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Barf:
The s- That's what I ordered! Change my order to the soup! [Lone Starr: Good move.]

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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King Roland:
Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it's at all possible, try to save the car. [whispers] It's not insured...

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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King Roland:
I'm breathing! Air! AIR!!!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Druidian Priest:
Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Druidian Priest:
We are here to join these two together in holy—MOLY!!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Dark Helmet, Skroob, and Sandurz:
[watching Mega Maid vacuum up Druidia's air] Suck...suck...suck!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Colonel Sandurz:
[After discovering Dark Helmet playing with dolls] No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Diner Patron:
Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismol!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Princess Vespa:
It's my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can't live without it!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

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Placemat in Diner reads:
Spaceballs the Placemat; one of several references to film merchandising.

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Newsman:
On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretch limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death. Coming up, Pongo's review of Rocky 5... Thousand!

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Vinnie:
[To Pizza the Hutt] Mmmmm! You're delicious.

– Spaceballs  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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