Pete:
Great, we missed another one. [into the radio mic] Hey you guys know the point of this documentary is to actually film a tornado, right?
Daryl:
[answering on the radio] 10-4.
Jacob:
We need a tornado.
Pete:
We need a tornado. When's the last time we saw one?
Lucas:
That EF-4 that we shot for the Weather Channel last year.
Pete:
Oh, so that makes us zero-for-365. What does that make our average? Jacob, you play baseball, right?
Jacob:
Hockey, actually.
Lucas:
Really? I play lacrosse, man.
Jacob:
Really? No way.
Pete:
[laughing sarcastically] This is fun, just like a family road trip.
Jacob:
Did I miss something?
Pete:
No Jacob, you miss... everything. Although we do have four hundred hours of clouds and sunsets and us going to every drive-in from Idaho to Texas, which makes this the most expensive home movie ever.
Jacob:
Just to be clear, we still get paid whether we see a tornado or not, right?... Right?
