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Peachy Carnehan:
Blast! [Carnehan realizes he has just pick-pocketed a fellow Freemason's watch]

The Man Who Would Be King  Movie Quote

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Peachy Carnehan:
They've twigged it Danny, you've had it!

The Man Who Would Be King  Movie Quote

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Peachy Carnehan: We've got to brass it out, Danny. Danny brass it out! Bags of swank!

The Man Who Would Be King  Movie Quote

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Daniel Dravot:
That's the last of them Peachy, no more gods to burn.

The Man Who Would Be King  Movie Quote

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Daniel Dravot:
[Wistfully observing dancing women] Boil'em once or twice in hot water and they'll come out like chicken and ham! You wouldn't know them from the Gaietey Chorus!

The Man Who Would Be King  Movie Quote

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Daniel Dravot:
[Lecturing his Er-Heb recruits while Billy Fish translates:] Now listen to me, you benighted muckers! We're going to teach you soldiering, The world's noblest profession! When we're done with you, you'll be able to stand up and slaughter your foes like civilized men! But first, you will have to learn to march in step. And do the manual of arms without even having to think! Good soldiers don't think, they just obey! Do you suppose that if a man thought twice, he'd give his life for Queen and Country? Not bloody likely! He wouldn't go near the battlefield! One look at your foolish faces tells me that you're going to be crack troops. Ohhh him there with the five-and-a-half hat size has the makings of a bloody hero!

The Man Who Would Be King  Movie Quote

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Mark Watney:
I've got to make a lot more water. The good thing is, I know the recipe: You take hydrogen, you add oxygen, and you burn. Now, I have hundreds of liters of unused hydrazine at the MDV. If I run the hydrazine over an iridium catalyst, it'll separate into N2 and H2. And then if I just direct the hydrogen into a small area and burn it. Luckily, in the history of humanity, nothing bad has ever happened from lighting hydrogen on fire.

The Martian  Movie Quote

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Mark Watney:
Good news: I may have a solution to my heating problem. Bad news: it involves me digging up the radioisotope thermoelectric generator. Now, if I remember my training correctly, one of the lessons was titled: "Don't dig up the big box of plutonium, Mark." I get it; RTGs are good for spacecraft, but if they rupture around humans... no more humans, which is why we buried it when we arrived. And planted that flag so we would never be stupid enough to accidentally go near it again. But, as long as I don't break it... [trails off, then starts laughing] I almost just said "Everything will be fine," out loud. Look, the point is, I'm not cold anymore.

The Martian  Movie Quote

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Tim Grimes:
[reading Watney's transcript] Okay, he says, "They don't know I'm alive? What the--" F-word, F-word in gerund form, F-word again "--is wrong with you?"

The Martian  Movie Quote

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Driver:
Hey, get out of the road!

The Mask:
I think he wants to communicate! [The Mask holds up a tiny horn that says "Squeeze me gently". He does so, blowing it at the driver. The horn unleashes a deafeningly-loud "AH-OOOOOOOOOOO-GAH!" and explodes the car's windows with its volume. The horn turns into it's normal size and the Mask blows on the end like a gun, dusts himself and leaves.]

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Dorian Tyrell:
SON OF A BITCH!![throws the cigarette lighter over the glass window; to Eddie] Eddie, who did this, man?! WHO!!?

Eddie:
[pointing to The Mask] Him! Him! Look ,that's — that's the guy!

Dorian Tyrell:
That guy dancin' with Tina? He's dead meat. Come on!

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Doyle:
Aw, come on, Lieutenant. It's not all your fault. Something would turn up.

Kellaway:
Sure, Stanley Ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap. [falls when Stanley falls on him, then tears the tape off Stanley's mouth]

Stanley Ipkiss:
OW!

Kellaway:
Ipkiss!

Stanley Ipkiss:
Wait, I can explain everything!

Kellaway:
Oh, yeah? You can explain everything? [finds a green rubber mask] Explain this.

Stanley Ipkiss:
Um...

Kellaway:
Get him up!

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Orlando:
[delivering Stanley] Hey, boss. Look who decide to crash the party.

Stanley:
Hey, Dorian. How's it going?

Dorian Tyrell:
Bring him up here!

Tina:
Dorian, wait. No!

Dorian:
Ugh, there's no time for last request.

Tina:
But all I wanted was a kiss.

Dorian:
A kiss?

Tina:
Just one last kiss?

Eddie:
Dorian, I can't shut this thing off.

Dorian Tyrell:
There is always time for one last kiss!

[Prepares to kiss Tina demonically]

Tina:
No. I want it to be with the real Dorian. The one I used to love. No one's ever kissed me like Dorian Tyrell.

Eddie:
[shouting] Romeo, this whole place is gonna blow any minute!

Dorian Tyrell:
[yells; eyes glow red] JUST WAIT!...I've decided...[Dorian removes mask and reverts to his human self] to give her one last thrill.

[Dorian and Tina kiss passionately. Tina takes advantage of distraction to kick mask towards Stanley]

The Mask  Movie Quote

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[Kellaway and Doyle attempt a 2nd arrest on Stanley; bumps into Mayor Tilton]

Kellaway:
Watch it, chunky! [Realizes] Mayor Tilton, I'm so....

Mayor Tilton:
What the hell's going on, Kellaway?

Kellaway:
That guy is the Mask.

Mayor Tilton:
No, Dorian Tyrell was the Mask. I saw it with my own eyes. This young man just saved our lives.

Charlie:
With a little help from his friends.

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask:
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin!

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask:
[acting as a balloon salesman to a group of thugs] Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather head! [Pause] MOVE IT! [the thugs approach him] For my first trick...I'll do something for you, son. [makes a giraffe-shaped balloon] We have a giraffe. [Offers it to a thug] There you go, son. Now get out of here. You bother me. Now...[pulls out what appears to be a used condom] Sorry, wrong pocket. For you, son. Little body English. [makes a poodle-shaped balloon] A French poodle. [Rips it apart before the thug can take it] Sorry, son. The dog was rabid. Had to put her down. And, last but not least, my favorite. [makes a gun-shaped balloon, which transforms into a rather rubbery submachine gun. He aims it at the thugs] A Tommy gun!! [as the thugs run away. the Mask shoots at them while laughing manically]

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask:
This is incredible. With these powers, I could be...A SUPERHERO! I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for World Peace! But first...

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask:
[After robbing the bank, to Dorian's henchmen] Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not.

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask:
Let's rock this joint!

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask:
This guy's incorrigible.

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask:
Thank ya very much!

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Dorian Tyrell:
Ice this dead meat!

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Dorian Tyrell:
I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his back pay. Or should I say, PAYBACK!

The Mask  Movie Quote

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Peggy Brandt:
I'm sorry, Stanley. You really are a great guy, I just can't afford to lose my condo. You know how hard it is to afford an apartment in this city.

The Mask  Movie Quote

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