[Wayne and Benjamin Kane talk about the new sponsorship]
Benjamin Kane:
Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is, he's the sponsor, and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
Wayne Campbell:
[With a Pizza Hut pizza box ] Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor. [Pulls a slice out of the box, and poses]
Benjamin:
Sorry you feel that way, but basically, it's the nature of the beast.
Wayne:
[holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. [Eats a chip and poses] Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Garth Algar:
[dressed head-to-toe in Reebok sportswear] It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.
Wayne:
I can't talk about it anymore. It's giving me a headache.
Garth:
Here, take two of these. ([drops two Nuprin into Wayne's hand, which is seen in black-and-white save for the yellow pills]
Wayne:
Ahh, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin:
Look, you can stay here in the big-leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne:
[Holds up a can of Pepsi.] Yes, and it's The Choice of a New Generation. [Takes a sip and smiles to the camera]
